Thanks for the chuckle today
[QUOTE=VamassageFan;6827696]Fully legal shops abound; MD residency not requires. State regulated so much safer product.[/QUOTE]I think he's talking about a BJ from a provider with removable dentures or no teeth.
Apartment / Condo vs Motel / Hotel
A little math. A hotel room at an estimated $100/ day times 7 days a week, gets me $700/ week. If the ladies are living there, they're likely there for the entire month and that gets me $2,800/ month. It's been a while since I've had to look for housing in the DC metro area, but when last I checked $2,800 could get their handler a nice clean place off Lincoln Circle in Tysons for less than that (minus the smoke smells that gets on your clothes in these motels). Am I over simplifying the housing process these days. If the handler reads the forum (DM me directly if you want), "How about some accurate pictures somewhere?
[QUOTE=FakeName3;6827648]Damn, I started a shitstorm with one post about Cherry Tuesday.
I agree wholeheartedly that they need a better place. I have seen them both at three different Springfield hotels and each move was a step down. I told Tina once that she gives good service but she needs a good place and she said she is ok with the 6; but we are not.
I am on joking terms with the handler and told her these girls deserve better accommodations as they are living there. She didn't have an answer for me.[/QUOTE]
Natural titties in Woodbridge
Checked out Crystal who hosts at her hotel room is a girl-next-door Asian with a pretty nice pair of boobs. Her routine is first a pretty nice massage, she gets onto the bed and does a pretty servicable massage and some nice body to body with those big warm titties all over you. Then you can do her in multiple positions.
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/woodbridge-va-22192/23180764.html[/URL]
Probably an ACS setup, so Crystal may not be available for long.
[QUOTE=PoonLick;6828724]Checked out Crystal who hosts at her hotel room is a girl-next-door Asian with a pretty nice pair of boobs. Her routine is first a pretty nice massage, she gets onto the bed and does a pretty servicable massage and some nice body to body with those big warm titties all over you. Then you can do her in multiple positions.
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/woodbridge-va-22192/23180764.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Despite claiming to be 'independent,' a search of the number certainly makes this look like a typical Asian crapshoot ad. That doesn't mean Crystal isn't worth a visit, it simply means that she could move to a different location at a moment's notice.
[URL]https://sumosear.ch/phone/916-271-8263[/URL]
So anyone who wants to see Crystal should probably pull that trigger pretty soon. With ACS providers it's often a "you snooze, you lose" situation. And, for mongers who have a good session and want to see her again, make sure to get her personal digits so you can contact her when she moves.
You will never get accurate pictures from an ACS
[QUOTE=LowerBackPain;6828626]A little math. A hotel room at an estimated $100/ day times 7 days a week, gets me $700/ week. If the ladies are living there, they're likely there for the entire month and that gets me $2,800/ month. It's been a while since I've had to look for housing in the DC metro area, but when last I checked $2,800 could get their handler a nice clean place off Lincoln Circle in Tysons for less than that (minus the smoke smells that gets on your clothes in these motels). Am I over simplifying the housing process these days. If the handler reads the forum (DM me directly if you want), "How about some accurate pictures somewhere?[/QUOTE]For the simple reason that an ACS setup features an ever-changing cast of characters. Some will be attractive, but others may not. The people who post the ads have only one goal, namely to get mongers in the door. They know that, even if the provider on duty isn't great looking, more often than not the monger will still go through with the session.
The standard ACS ad playbook goes something like this: Use pics of gorgeous women; promise every sex act under the sun, and every variation thereof; and add whatever else the ad-writer can think of (like exotic nationalities) to help the ad stand apart from the rest. They don't care that the reality will never match what the ad promises, that's not their job.
It's reasonable to expect recent and accurate pics from an independent, or even from an agency with a finite group of providers. For the reasons above, it'll never happen with an ACS shop, which is why it's a crapshoot.
P.S. About the math and economics of hotel vs apartment, my thoughts are that the ACS model is designed for maximum flexibility. The ability to close up shop in one location, and quickly move to another (in the same area or a different city) is one of the defining features of that model, as is the constant movement and rotation of providers. In order to maintain maximum flexibility, it would seem that they're willing to stick with hotel rooms even if it costs them extra.
Crystal independent appointment
[QUOTE=PoonLick;6828724]Checked out Crystal who hosts at her hotel room is a girl-next-door Asian with a pretty nice pair of boobs. Her routine is first a pretty nice massage, she gets onto the bed and does a pretty servicable massage and some nice body to body with those big warm titties all over you. Then you can do her in multiple positions.
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/woodbridge-va-22192/23180764.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Crystal is a nice girl next door type with nice skin and great natural rack. She actually does provide a nice massage in addition to the very nice erotic services.
She has good hygiene and I noticed no sign of smoking, alcohol or drug use either. She wears a cute little negligee when she massages, and the upper part cannot even hold in boobs.
I have my doubts as to whether Crystal is truly an independent
[QUOTE=CubeBrick;6830452]Crystal is a nice girl next door type with nice skin and great natural rack. She actually does provide a nice massage in addition to the very nice erotic services.
She has good hygiene and I noticed no sign of smoking, alcohol or drug use either. She wears a cute little negligee when she massages, and the upper part cannot even hold in boobs.[/QUOTE]The ad just screams 'Asian Crapshoot," IMHO. But perhaps you can help clear that up?
Here's a link to the numerous ads associated with Crystal's 916 number:
[URL]https://sumosear.ch/phone/916-271-8263[/URL]
The first two ads in the list of search results use the name Crystal. The third ad from the list uses the name Jennifer. And then there are a bunch of ads that use the name Myly.
Also, by an amazing stroke of good fortune, I found a review you posted in the Sacramento forum about a session you had with Myly.
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7056-Escort-Reports&p=6765642&viewfull=1#post6765642[/URL]
Since your reports indicate you've seen both Myly and Crystal, who use the same number and post identical ads, please be so kind as to let NOVA mongers know whether they're the same woman, or two different providers altogether.
Again, for quick reference, here are the two ads in question:
Crystal - [URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/woodbridge-va-22192/23180764.html[/URL].
Myly - [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/myly-back-in-town-only-today-n-u-n-u-v-i-p-service-ren-dd-cup-sexy-cutie-relax-enjoy-the-best/63173366[/URL].
Correction on the name her name was Leona
[QUOTE=TheBigBoy11;6825107]I booked Scarlet based on bunch of positive reviews in Ter, I also know reviewers on Ter also very generous with their reviews, but I had high hopes. I texted her to book the night before and told her the time. She said fine. I asked her if she needed anything from me; she said no, see you tomorrow and gave me the address. Texted her about 2 hours before appt. To verify that we were still on, and she acted like she had no idea what I was talking about. I told her the time again, and she said OKAY, gave me the address. She texts back an hour before the appointment asking what time. I'm like, "What is wrong with this fu* lady?" I told her again, she said OKAY, and gave me the address again.[/QUOTE]Edit: Correction on the name her name was Leona.
Can't edit original post.
Springfield ACS Cherry again
Saw Cherry again this morning. Before anyone thinks I'm a shill for Cherry, I just like her looks and attitude and the recently deleted posts by SexFrustrate23 have scared me off Tina for now. At least this visit with Cherry was premeditated as I stopped by an asian grocery store along the way and bought some cut Dragon Fruit as a gift.
Pulled up to the Motel6 and called the handler only to be told she was out shopping and she would return in 15. I've heard this line before from a handler when a girl was busy fucking someone in the room but decided to wait it out anyway. Sure enough, 15 min later she walks up the parking lot with a Target shopping bag and I follow her up to the room. It was a welcome change meeting her in street clothes in a fully lit room with even the shades open; better than a dark room and cheap lingerie. We chatted a bit before we started kissing and petting while I slowly took off her jeans and t-shirt; more of a real GFE session than a HHr ACS. I left her street panties on for now.
The BBBJ wan very enjoyable and she even went DT a few times, bur still nowhere close to the Tine unlimited throat fucking. She was eager when I suggested 69 and I enjoyed pulling her panties down just like in high school. A FIV showed me she really is tight first thing in the morning and she seemed to enjoy a left thumb deep in her anal cavity while my right hand caressed one of the MM buy soft C's. It could have ended there but more than anything I wanted to do her MISH just to look at her fuck face.
A 100 times better than Ahegao, Cherry tilts her head back closes her eyes and opens her mouth for LFK while you pound her. With every pump she will let out a little whimper that almost makes you believe that you are the love of her life. That look right then makes me blow more than any pornstar freak. As always we end the session with 5 minutes of just quiet cuddling.
I've said this before but I think daytime mongers get a much better deal than late night sessions. Standard rates apply.
Reasonable questions, nothing more
[QUOTE=PoonLick;6833997]Wow, I just saw the comments, man you guys are something else. What are you guys, skip tracers or something?
Anyhow, Crystal is an independent who travels to different markets on both coasts. She will be in town only for a few more days. She is legit in contrast to all the speculation and false info posted recently. You guys are conspiracy theorists or something.
Crystal is a sweet girl who happens to be well endowed or gifted naturally up top. Definitely worthwhile.
[URL]https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/woodbridge-va-22192/23180764.html[/URL][/QUOTE]CubeBrick posted a review of 'Myly' in the Sacramento forum on Jan 24. His very next post, in ANY forum, was a review of 'Crystal' in this forum on March 17.
I posted links to both ads, which are identical (same pics, same phone), except for the name. The reasonable question to CubeBrick, as yet unanswered, is whether Myly and Crystal are the same provider, or two different providers.
It seems strange that someone would post a report here without saying something like "I've seen her before in CA, using a different name, but still a good time," or something similar. I don't know how things work in the CA forums in which you and CubeBrick hang out, but here in NOVA we generally like to verify things as much as possible.
Also, in 20+ years of hobbying I've seen pretty much every variation of ACS ads imaginable. And the ad for Myly aka Crystal has all the earmarks of such an ad. Independent providers just do things differently and, as I've stated more than once, I highly doubt that Crystal-Myly is an independent. That doesn't mean she's not worth a visit, it just means that ACS protocols and cautions probably apply.
P.S. The same ad has also used the name Jennifer, so that's another item for consideration. Reputable independent providers don't switch names for no reason, even when changing location. In fact, if they have a reputation for excellent service that's an incentive to keep using the same name, isn't it? It's also not a conspiracy to look at an unusual set of facts and ask a reasonable question. If the same monger has seen the provider from the same ad, under two different names, and on both the West and East coast, why can't he simply say if it's the same girl? That's not a heavy lift, is it?
P. P.S. Just did another search and found yet another name, 'Susie,' with the same phone but a different set of pics. That just muddies the water a bit more, wouldn't you say? And I also noticed that the name Jennifer was used in one of the ads for a Woodbridge location, so the idea that she might be using a name in different markets doesn't hold water. All of this makes perfect sense in an ACS context, but makes no sense for an independent. Also, I never claimed she wasn't legit, as I've seen some ACS gems in my time. And, if you're asserting that anything I've posted is false, it's incumbent on you to back that up with verifiable facts.
[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/new-sexy-in-town-only-3-days-v-i-p-service/62613870[/URL]
[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/n-u-n-u-v-i-p-service-ren-new-girl-jennifer-dd-cup-sexy-cutie-relax-enjoy-the-best/63261572[/URL]
Maybe intel available in some of the MD forums?
[QUOTE=ShadowKnight;6835371]Anyone try this challenge? Seems too good to be true.
[URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/northernvirginia/166806591[/URL][/QUOTE]She seems to have spent quite a bit of time in that part of the DMV.
[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/7575358024/1[/URL]
Words I received from a younger woman
[QUOTE=OldBoomer;6836870]When is a dream too crazy?
After perhaps too much sensory starvation induced sleep, a dream may have happened a bridge too far (youngsters look up the movie) and I find myself on the far side of the river Styx with common sense retreating without me.
FIRST Do not bother asking me for names or numbers. For now this dream is not reachable even by old boomers.
In this dream, an old boomer meets up with a Z generation low volume provider. The first dream visit was extremely good. The menu was limited and safe, but the body was the best dream I have been with in 10 years. After festivities, we had a long talk about the business. I managed to stay away two weeks.
The second visit was scheduled easily and in a most friendly way. As the fog of dreamworld began, a call came asking to bring wine. Easily done. What followed was a full on GFE. Pick from this menu of everything you have ever done with a woman including: . Censored. I dreamt all this and more, well no back door, but that too was well viewed.
Cool down, shower together, nice talk, let's do lunch. It is a lot of fun for an old boomer to dream of helping a beautiful Z dress. Especially if she has had a few glasses of wine (or was the bottle empty?) and no underwear.
The dress was tight but the headlights kept slipping out. Do you get the sense that there was some crazy going on here?
Lunch at a nice place. Frowns by women, jaw drops by men. Dam this dream woman was good looking. Great lunch, easy talk, a short shopping stop (she bought things not me) back to the room for desert. It was a sweet hard candy dessert with a booty view and my favorite finish. Let's just say there was nothing left to clean up.
Ok here are the question fellow mongers.
When is the age difference too much?
Should an old boomer forego having a drop dead gorgeous Z on his arm?
How do I escape possible addiction?
Or should I just ride the whirlwind until it collapses?
The answers will be moot if she never shows up / answers again.
Oldboomer.
Away until next week.[/QUOTE]She said: I want you to experience everything you want and imagined so when it's time for you to go, there will be no regrets.
Take that as you will.