Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MainDude;6534217]Visited recently. Chelsea greeted me wearing a short little what looked like a tennis skirt. I ask for Emma but she said she was the only one in.

This is not the same Chelsea that wears the panty hose.

Paid door fee & assumed position. Massage started & I roamed with no restrictions. Then noise in lobby, she left room to attend to.

After a minute or so in walks Emma. So Emma continues my massage. Emma is what I would say in a little spinner. Probably a 100 lbs soaking wet.

I have free roaming with Emma. Small little nice ass. Std finish.[/QUOTE]We use a lot of acronyms and abbreviations around here. Maybe "Std" isn't the best choice, considering our collective hobby, LOL.

[QUOTE=JuiceWrld996;6521273]Yo I just had a great visit with Angela. She puts down a badass massage and rhas a nice ass body! That girl got it going on. Her tits are nice but that ass damnnnn that ass is fine. She ain't small though she thick! All these little ass girls be in the other stores but bro if you like it thick she got it![/QUOTE]I can't figure out if this is in Kenosha or Racine? What's the location?

[QUOTE=Dude262;6540959]I can't figure out if this is in Kenosha or Racine? What's the location?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-shiatsu-spa-mount-pleasant-wi-108868[/URL]#rubmaps.

[QUOTE=Dude262;6540959]I can't figure out if this is in Kenosha or Racine? What's the location?[/QUOTE]It's easy to find addresses on rub maps or google.

I recently had a conversation with a decent English speaking and talkative spa girl who was asking me about my travels. I was alarmed to hear that she knows where FS is going on. And these are places that haven't been mentioned in this forum or on RM as anything more than HJs. And I know of these places to be FS shops. She didn't even mention a place that has been mentioned here for FS. Again, I haven't seen the places mentioned here or on RM as FS but know these things to be true from my own experience.

When I asked her where she heard that, she says her clients are telling her that. I told her that guys are just saying that to brag.

Personally I don't understand why somebody would tell another spa girl that they're getting FS at certain places. And here's the thing. She told me she doesn't like guys with big mouths and that's why she doesn't do FS amongst other reasons.

I just played dumb but interested in the conversation. "oh really?" Remember loose lips sink ships. We can keep the information here amongst ourselves, the ones who can use it to benefit. I have carefully shared a lot of information here to help other mongers.

Just a few others and I keep this forum going, encourage you all to intelligently get involved. Just be careful out there.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;6545960]I recently had a conversation with a decent English speaking and talkative spa girl who was asking me about my travels. I was alarmed to hear that she knows where FS is going on. And these are places that haven't been mentioned in this forum or on RM as anything more than HJs. And I know of these places to be FS shops. She didn't even mention a place that has been mentioned here for FS. Again, I haven't seen the places mentioned here or on RM as FS but know these things to be true from my own experience.

When I asked her where she heard that, she says her clients are telling her that. I told her that guys are just saying that to brag..[/QUOTE]That seemed odd that they would know where FS was happening. I bet it was just bragging guys claiming they could get FS down the road so why not give it to me here. Just seemed odd when in reality it is few and far between in Kenosha.

[QUOTE=JohnnyCum;6547216]That seemed odd that they would know where FS was happening. I bet it was just bragging guys claiming they could get FS down the road so why not give it to me here. Just seemed odd when in reality it is few and far between in Kenosha.[/QUOTE]You are spot on! There are some drama queens out there that think they can fast track by telling it all. This hobby doesn't work that way and in most cases you have to "pay your dues" and accept the wins and losses.

[QUOTE=RedPontiacX;6547288]You are spot on! There are some drama queens out there that think they can fast track by telling it all. This hobby doesn't work that way and in most cases you have to "pay your dues" and accept the wins and losses.[/QUOTE]I don't talk to any of them, I don't ask them their names, none of that.

Been here before " yeah" "hard medium soft?

That's it.

Been offered FS, don't want it.

[QUOTE=BarOfSoap;6548170]I don't talk to any of them, I don't ask them their names, none of that.

Been here before " yeah" "hard medium soft?

That's it.

Been offered FS, don't want it.[/QUOTE]Wow, that's how you handle your spa visits? I prefer to be friendlier. I tend to get better service that way.

I don't need FS every time, just from the better looking ones.

It can be a goal that is not always met with success but just adds to the challenge.

But to each his own. Thanks for your contribution.

[QUOTE=BarOfSoap;6548170]I don't talk to any of them, I don't ask them their names, none of that.

Been here before " yeah" "hard medium soft?

That's it.

Been offered FS, don't want it.[/QUOTE]Wow, that's how you handle your spa visits? I prefer to be friendlier. I tend to get better service that way.

I don't need FS every time, just from the better looking ones.

It can be a goal that is not always met with success but just adds to the challenge.

But to each his own. Thanks for your contribution.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;6548654]Wow, that's how you handle your spa visits? I prefer to be friendlier. I tend to get better service that way.

I don't need FS every time, just from the better looking ones.

It can be a goal that is not always met with success but just adds to the challenge.

But to each his own. Thanks for your contribution.[/QUOTE]I didn't say I wasn't friendly and I tip well. I just don't act like I'm out on a date. These older women are in it for the money.

Regarding your contribution comment, and your ongoing comments about how people aren't contributing; it's all the same.

Stuff over and over again. We know which ones do what. There's not that many. It's filling the forums but it's regurgitation for the most part.

There's not that big of a scene in racine / kenosha. Or, milwaukee for that matter.

My last 3 visits at Main were;.

She was bigger, had like brown spots on hands and arms- FS.

Older looking one with traditional Chinese dress- no FS.

Yesterday super cute young one with shorts- no FS.

She gave me stink face for a $40 tip.

Sucks, going back to Joy!

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;6544988]It's easy to find addresses on rub maps or google.[/QUOTE]I figured it out, Didn't realize they changed the name! A1 is a classic location!!

[QUOTE=Dude262;6549653]I figured it out, Didn't realize they changed the name! A1 is a classic location!![/QUOTE]It will always be a1 or "Ai spa" to me.

It's a Racine classic.

She's back and looking good. Definitely a nice rack on display. I don't know if she's rotating in and out with Anna. They're all good there. I'm going twice a week, never had a bad session.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;6551706]She's back and looking good. Definitely a nice rack on display. I don't know if she's rotating in and out with Anna. They're all good there. I'm going twice a week, never had a bad session.[/QUOTE]Correction.

I meant 906. Saw Eva again. Good English skills. Good menus too. She has a pretty face, nice rack, can't help but notice. A little thicker around the waste, but I never let that stop me.

[QUOTE=AsianFever69;6549533]My last 3 visits at Main were;.

She was bigger, had like brown spots on hands and arms- FS.

Older looking one with traditional Chinese dress- no FS.

Yesterday super cute young one with shorts- no FS.

She gave me stink face for a $40 tip.

Sucks, going back to Joy![/QUOTE]Yeah, my experience has been the same with the one with what looks like cigarette burns up and down her arms.

Never saw the other two. Super cute and young? May have to TOFFT.

Mailbox was full again. I made some room. It's okay to be a lurker and live off of the regular members posts about where to go and who to see, so us regulars kind of understand that everyone's got their reasons for not posting your experiences. If you contact me and you are going to take my recommendations at least get back to me. I like a good story too.

My mailbox is full of questions and replies to board members here but I never seem to hear back. Share and share alike please.

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Was fed up with Main and was going to go to Joy to see Mei, and got a text about a new girl at Relax. Thicker and a nice rack.

Very satisfying.

[QUOTE=TheBanger;6559746]Yeah, my experience has been the same with the one with what looks like cigarette burns up and down her arms.

Never saw the other two. Super cute and young? May have to TOFFT.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheBanger;6559746]Yeah, my experience has been the same with the one with what looks like cigarette burns up and down her arms.

Never saw the other two. Super cute and young? May have to TOFFT.[/QUOTE]They could be bed bug bites.

I got bedbugs from my neighbor when I lived in an apartment. I had scars that took months to go away.

It was pure hell. Never saw one of them.

Had to bug bomb, soak all bedding and clothes in scalding water and use lots of DE for months.

Saw the neighbor's bed outside. Check out the pic.

Hunan. Disappointed. Hard sell, rushed. Not one of the regular MTs there. A fill in. She said other girl in Chicago.

Massage was good, but the hard sell killed it, plus another monger was waiting. One girl there on a Friday afternoon? Riiiight.

Name-not sure, think it was Janau or something. Step it up or die I say. Many have better luck there. Maybe just my bad day.

[QUOTE=HankyDaPanky;6566906]Hunan. Disappointed. Hard sell, rushed. Not one of the regular MTs there. A fill in. She said other girl in Chicago.

Massage was good, but the hard sell killed it, plus another monger was waiting. One girl there on a Friday afternoon? Riiiight.

Name-not sure, think it was Janau or something. Step it up or die I say. Many have better luck there. Maybe just my bad day.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about this. Was that this past week? I haven't had the monger funds recently, but that's where I usually go.

Hmmmm. They seem to have an everchanging staff there.

[QUOTE=TheBanger;6568973]Sorry to hear about this. Was that this past week? I haven't had the monger funds recently, but that's where I usually go.

Hmmmm. They seem to have an everchanging staff there.[/QUOTE]Two Fridays ago. I don't know, I thought it was always a good time there even though I don't get up that way much. Anyway, she said the other girl was in Chicago that day so maybe she's back. There was a coco that I neve had, but a Lisa that was a good time.

Presumably from booker / Papasan at Relax. I was going out someplace for a massage anyway, and hadn't decided where, so I took them up on it.

Bait and switch. It was just Mei. Yawn. I very briefly did get a glance at another lady on the way out, that I didn't quite recognize, who "might" be a new girl.

Not the Linebacker, not Mona. My wildly inaccurate 1/10 of a second impression was that this unknown person was somewhat large and not terribly attractive.

I went there today and saw Anna again. The longer I go there the easier it. Gets. She is very friendly even though she doesn't speak Much English. I am teaching her some English and she teaches me Chinese. She still gives the best massage and works out all the knots. I will repeat many times and I always leave happy. The only thing she won't do is kiss on the mouth. I will work on that.

Originally stopped by State but Annie said there was an appointment and I would have to wait. I decided to move on and ended up at Main. My last trip months ago was good. Found two workers there. In the darkness I thought I was taking the shorter, younger and cuter one. On the flip was older than I had imagined. Immediately went to an. 8 tip and acted like she knew no English other than. 8. Here was my mistake I forgot the last couple of reports of this place and took the bait. Jack hammer and a little grab and feel UTC and OTC. Oh well, it will be a while before I try this place again. In the end Annie at State was looking pretty good.

[QUOTE=JohnnyCum;6574274]Originally stopped by State but Annie said there was an appointment and I would have to wait. I decided to move on and ended up at Main. My last trip months ago was good. Found two workers there. In the darkness I thought I was taking the shorter, younger and cuter one. On the flip was older than I had imagined. Immediately went to an. 8 tip and acted like she knew no English other than. 8. Here was my mistake I forgot the last couple of reports of this place and took the bait. Jack hammer and a little grab and feel UTC and OTC. Oh well, it will be a while before I try this place again. In the end Annie at State was looking pretty good.[/QUOTE]State St, Annie or Anna?

[QUOTE=IHeartLucy;6574313]State St, Annie or Anna?[/QUOTE]I believe Annie was her name when she was in Kenosha but maybe goes by Anna now. If not, I was mistaken by the name.

Visited the town monopoly after hours.

Bluuhhhh. What an average shitty lay. Saw a recent report about the bait and switch and figured I'd to get the new chick and go all the way through. Well I bit the bullet for you dude. It sucked. Bad massage, same routine 50 Hr beg you to do full hour atleast 3 more times. Nope. Wouldn't give head even though she's done it before and refused to go in many positions. I was stuck doing all work. She complained everything "hurt. ".

Absolutely nothing special don't waste your time.

If 916 gave the same options they'd be pocketing a ton of cash. We can only hope.

[QUOTE=JohnnyCum;6575180]I believe Annie was her name when she was in Kenosha but maybe goes by Anna now. If not, I was mistaken by the name.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Annie is right although now she is Coco. There also is a MT there by Anna.

[QUOTE=JohnnyCum;6575180]I believe Annie was her name when she was in Kenosha but maybe goes by Anna now. If not, I was mistaken by the name.[/QUOTE]Thought I would put my 2 cents worth in. Annie aka Tina well known over several years ktown provider. Going way back in the forum aka ss Annie. She is the "tiny" girl often mentioned going back several years. Now she is aka Coco and occasionally is working 906. Anna is a different provider and she corrected me when I called her Anne. I recently seen her, she has some positive reviews here for those who prefer lurking only. Great massage, great attitude, budget friendly menu.

In the area so figured I would stop in since there were no cars. Get a middle aged girl, small top and smaller back. She was wearing a skirt so thought would give a spin. Worst decision I made. No English at all, even the translator app had issues. Super rough massage with no hint of a tease. On the flip she starts a small tease but then asks for tip. Settle on amount, and she wants me to get up and get the tip before the game begins. Got up and just started getting dressed. Bad enough the massage didn't set any type of mood, but that killed whatever flow was going.

[QUOTE=Zsasz1;6575972]In the area so figured I would stop in since there were no cars. Get a middle aged girl, small top and smaller back. She was wearing a skirt so thought would give a spin. Worst decision I made. No English at all, even the translator app had issues. Super rough massage with no hint of a tease. On the flip she starts a small tease but then asks for tip. Settle on amount, and she wants me to get up and get the tip before the game begins. Got up and just started getting dressed. Bad enough the massage didn't set any type of mood, but that killed whatever flow was going.[/QUOTE]Good for you man. Don't put up with that shit. You taught her a lesson.

[QUOTE=BarOfSoap;6576348]Good for you man. Don't put up with that shit. You taught her a lesson.[/QUOTE]Even though it's good what he did, (stand your ground) so to speak, for every guy who stands his ground there will be three or four who will buckle and pay what she's asking. We've all been there and they know it. When she's holding your cock and you want more she has a certain amount of control. Most of us veterans know better than to give in. Unfortunately most of the mongers aren't that experienced.

I know of at least one girl in Kenosha and one in Racine that think their worth 200 for CFS. Nope. No girl in these two cities is worth more than 120 to 140 unless there's something special involved during the FS. Like a long slow BBBJ proceeding CFS or good old BBFSCIP.

Highly doubtful they will learn anything other than think you're a cheapskate and move on to the next victim.

[QUOTE=IHeartLucy;6575376]Thanks. Annie is right although now she is Coco. There also is a MT there by Anna.[/QUOTE]Can't seem to find out if she is still there. Anybody know?

I was making progress, but she always seems to be gone lately.

[QUOTE=HDZeema;6575210]Visited the town monopoly after hours.

Bluuhhhh. What an average shitty lay. Saw a recent report about the bait and switch and figured I'd to get the new chick and go all the way through. Well I bit the bullet for you dude. It sucked. Bad massage, same routine 50 Hr beg you to do full hour atleast 3 more times. Nope. Wouldn't give head even though she's done it before and refused to go in many positions. I was stuck doing all work. She complained everything "hurt. ".

Absolutely nothing special don't waste your time.

If 916 gave the same options they'd be pocketing a ton of cash. We can only hope.[/QUOTE]So you went to joy and so who did you end up getting then?

Because I'm a sucker for "new girl" texts, I went back to Relax. It seems Mona is already history. The new girl is Sasa / Sasha (unrelated to the old Sasa from Pink, who monger-married). I will definitely not repeat. Body wise, she's large and very heavy, but she's solid. Not tons of fat like I thought there would be. She's just beefy. She's got man-hands as well. Which are kind of good for the massage portion of the event.

FS is available, but she is very bad at it. She'll go to great lengths to make it almost impossible to do the deed. If she spoke any English (she does not, except for the shitty negotiation-at-the-flip) she would have lots of rules. No doggy. No cowgirl. Basically no penetration is her MO. She puts herself in such a way to make sex virtually impossible and awkward. Not tight or shallow either. Was difficult to get off to be very honest. She's also silent and demands silence whilst doing the deed. As if Mei is going to care what is going on in there.

Almost had her finish me by hand, but then I remembered her giant hands and how they could squeeze one's Johnson right off. In retrospect, the previous new girl Mona was a lot better. Mei is too.

Hey, not sure if anyone has been here that long. I remember moving out here around the time it was close to closing. But does any one remember this place? It used to be in the mall, I never went because I had never done it and popped the cherry when relax opened. Lately I have been thinking of actually getting a massage due to the stress from work and no happy endings and was told to go to new age (formally body oasis) and when I was looking for reviews, I saw the whole thing. I remember hearing that body used to be that kind of place and KAREN on Facebook was talking about what happened there.

[QUOTE=BlueGills;6587485]Hey, not sure if anyone has been here that long. I remember moving out here around the time it was close to closing. But does any one remember this place? It used to be in the mall, I never went because I had never done it and popped the cherry when relax opened. Lately I have been thinking of actually getting a massage due to the stress from work and no happy endings and was told to go to new age (formally body oasis) and when I was looking for reviews, I saw the whole thing. I remember hearing that body used to be that kind of place and KAREN on Facebook was talking about what happened there.[/QUOTE]A little bird told me that Karen may be taking guests. When the weather turns colder I'm going to check her out again. She was fun!