Escort Reports

[QUOTE=GunSmoke;3970872]I had a dream with her today, yes she the same girl, and the same profomance. . Yes she has a cat, it was not issue with for me. I had seen her a couple of times before and it was just about the same. IMO she is easy to get along with and did everything I would want out of GFE. Every guy is looking for different things. I would put her on the same page as Mia and Bailey or Vanessa, half the time it is how you connect with them. I have seen all of many times sometimes. If you treat them like a gf or fwb you tend to have much better dreams. I will see her again.

GS.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. Good to know she still has a good attitude in this line of work.

Went and visited a new girl brought here by an operation a lot of us are familiar with. No longer using a house, instead a east side Notel.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/wisconsin/madison/female-escorts/1349613[/URL]

Setup was via text; once to make an appt. And again at the location.

Mid-age Asian woman. Pretty face, wears glasses. I asked her to leave them on for the session. Average body, with a bit of extra weight. Large boobs and nipples. Friendly personality, English was ok. Kissing on the lips, CBJ, CFS. Pretty standard Asian experience. CBJ was a bit better than average. She was enthusiastic, which was a plus. She wasn't sure how long she would stay.

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;3971146]Thanks for the review. Good to know she still has a good attitude in this line of work.[/QUOTE]Finally we're starting to see new talent around or in Jade's case a return to the game. The fall is definitely looking better.

[QUOTE=MayorPaul;3971837]Finally we're starting to see new talent around or in Jade's case a return to the game. The fall is definitely looking better.[/QUOTE]I saw Jade once before. I haven't seen her recently. I appreciate the positive reviews.

What other "new talent" are you talking about? As far as I can tell, we're still scraping the bottom of the barrel here in Madison.

As you can tell by the title this isn't a report about an escort, but rather a question. I'm new to this review site and found it thankfully, so I was wondering if you as the well trusted people in this site recommend any safe and clean escorts?

[QUOTE=Bino608;3973474]As you can tell by the title this isn't a report about an escort, but rather a question. I'm new to this review site and found it thankfully, so I was wondering if you as the well trusted people in this site recommend any safe and clean escorts?[/QUOTE]As a new person, no one is going to share that kind of info with you. Check out some of the sites mentioned all over this one. See who's recommended and who's not. Make a date or two and report on it. Once you contribute, people will be glad to hook you up. But not until then. You asked nicely, so you probably won't get flamed, but if you read other newbies who ask for info before providing any, you'll see most of us aren't very kind. Go to a massage parlor, get some TO from a strip club, date someone from BP or some other site. Then share share share. You'll get info then.

Coochie (kindly old Uncle Cooch) Eater.

[QUOTE=Bino608;3973474]As you can tell by the title this isn't a report about an escort, but rather a question. I'm new to this review site and found it thankfully, so I was wondering if you as the well trusted people in this site recommend any safe and clean escorts?[/QUOTE]In addition to being new to this site, you appear to be new to the internet, or perhaps new to this planet. Welcome to Earth, friend! The way you use a "forum" such as this one is to read the words that have been written on it by others who arrived before you. You do this by "scrolling" or "searching. " I realize those may be unfamiliar concepts that don't exist where you come from, but any species intelligent enough to travel here from light years away can probably figure it out. Enjoy!

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3973653]As a new person, no one is going to share that kind of info with you.[/QUOTE]True. And yet, we already have shared it. As others have said, read up, go see someone, share what you experience. Eventually, you'll get the hang of it. And people will gladly share with you.

Anyone have any intel? Haven't noticed any reviews of her.

Thanks.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/no-rush-ever-portage-wi/611730359411[/URL]

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/petite-sweet-chocolate-drop-ti/427905620374[/URL]

Had a dream this week visiting a chocolate gal on the westside. Met her at a duplex, ok parking and neighborhood during the day. Would not go in the evening. Opted for qv damage similar to Tasha. Pictures are accurate and she made sure the hose was empty before I left. Doubt if she us going to school like her add states. Won't repeat as room was smokey and I could hear people upstairs. If you don't mind smoke the price and service was ok.

She's been my go to for qv oral lesson car visits and has traveled outside of Madison for me when I want more time. Too bad she doesn't provide incalls. I like a big booty but she's getting to big for my taste.

[QUOTE=BigPoppaChoppa;3974458]Anyone have any intel? Haven't noticed any reviews of her.

Thanks.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/no-rush-ever-portage-wi/611730359411[/URL][/QUOTE]She's a good provider. Seen her 8 or 10 times. Alot of tattoos would repeat worth the price of admission! Curb in.

[QUOTE=Badger6969;3974475][URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/petite-sweet-chocolate-drop-ti/427905620374[/URL]

Had a dream this week visiting a chocolate gal on the westside. Met her at a duplex, ok parking and neighborhood during the day. Would not go in the evening. Opted for qv damage similar to Tasha. Pictures are accurate and she made sure the hose was empty before I left. Doubt if she us going to school like her add states. Won't repeat as room was smokey and I could hear people upstairs. If you don't mind smoke the price and service was ok.[/QUOTE]Pussy looks good an juicy.

I'm pretty sure this girl is legit. I met her but didn't go through with it. She was not open to kissing. If you don't care about that, she might be just the thing for you:

I can't really speak to service. But I found her cute and attractive.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/kb51-petite-hot-blonde-ready-t/841236521111[/URL]

Xxx-684-2867.

Made another stop at the apartment. In the past was pleased to see good-looking girls, but this time was a let-down. Too plump for my taste. On the plus side, she didn't deny anything I asked including 69, decent English and nice attitude. Young and pretty face except for the fatness. Said she was done working in a couple days so it should be a new person next time.

Xxx-839-4767.

This encounter goes back a few weeks. I was really hoping for a 2nd visit, but she left town just after I saw her. At everyone's favorite crappy East side hotel. Youngest and prettiest Asian I've seen working in Madison, fresh-faced and probably early 20's. Little English and no DATY, but still a good time boning such a hot thing. Petite body type like Mia, but not quite as small. Saw ads with the same number since then, but the operator said she hasn't been back yet. Hoping she'll be back sometime.

[QUOTE=PopeyeMadison;3975463]I'm pretty sure this girl is legit. I met her but didn't go through with it. She was not open to kissing. If you don't care about that, she might be just the thing for you:

I can't really speak to service. But I found her cute and attractive.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/kb51-petite-hot-blonde-ready-t/841236521111[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey Pop, do you usually slip them a few bucks so they don't go ballistic? I've had that experience a few times. Not usually when the pics are fake, because I'll point out to them very intensely that they wasted my time. Mostly from poor hygiene and / or a disgusting habitat. LOL!

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;3975717]Hey Pop, do you usually slip them a few bucks so they don't go ballistic? I've had that experience a few times. Not usually when the pics are fake, because I'll point out to them very intensely that they wasted my time. Mostly from poor hygiene and / or a disgusting habitat. LOL![/QUOTE]I usually slip them a ten for a pizza then I get into the wind fast.

[QUOTE=CurbFeeler;3974835]She's a good provider. Seen her 8 or 10 times. Alot of tattoos would repeat worth the price of admission! Curb in.[/QUOTE]I had a lot of fun with Ashlee twice awhile back. Great attitude, big titties, slick pussy. I'm hoping to set something up in the week ahead.

Hey Big Dipper. Newbie to USAGA. Have been on RMaps for a long time. Can you PM me please and give more info on the Apartment for which you can visit with the Asian gals?

[QUOTE=BigDipper71;3975563]Xxx-684-2867.

Made another stop at the apartment. In the past was pleased to see good-looking girls, but this time was a let-down. Too plump for my taste. On the plus side, she didn't deny anything I asked including 69, decent English and nice attitude. Young and pretty face except for the fatness. Said she was done working in a couple days so it should be a new person next time.

Xxx-839-4767.

This encounter goes back a few weeks. I was really hoping for a 2nd visit, but she left town just after I saw her. At everyone's favorite crappy East side hotel. Youngest and prettiest Asian I've seen working in Madison, fresh-faced and probably early 20's. Little English and no DATY, but still a good time boning such a hot thing. Petite body type like Mia, but not quite as small. Saw ads with the same number since then, but the operator said she hasn't been back yet. Hoping she'll be back sometime.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;3976497]I had a lot of fun with Ashlee twice awhile back. Great attitude, big titties, slick pussy. I'm hoping to set something up in the week ahead.[/QUOTE]I texted Ashlee last night and asked what her donations were, but apparently I had the wrong number, or else she was as high as a kite. This was her response "Who are you that's rude'. I said I must have the wrong number and she replied "you funny asf frfr back off I am who I say I am". Wow.

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;3975717]Hey Pop, do you usually slip them a few bucks so they don't go ballistic? I've had that experience a few times. Not usually when the pics are fake, because I'll point out to them very intensely that they wasted my time. Mostly from poor hygiene and / or a disgusting habitat. LOL![/QUOTE]Never more than $20. Ideally, I prefer to set the expectations that we meet first without any commitment. As you can imagine, that's often not the first step in negotiating. And most of these girls, I barely make it past Hello. I always figure, "Good riddance. ".

[QUOTE=Andy54;3977105]I texted Ashlee last night and asked what her donations were, but apparently I had the wrong number, or else she was as high as a kite. This was her response "Who are you that's rude'. I said I must have the wrong number and she replied "you funny asf frfr back off I am who I say I am". Wow.[/QUOTE]That's been my experience with her as well. Rude as fuck, impatient, and literally insane. Perhaps others have better timing.

[QUOTE=Andy54;3977105]I texted Ashlee last night and asked what her donations were, but apparently I had the wrong number, or else she was as high as a kite. This was her response "Who are you that's rude'. I said I must have the wrong number and she replied "you funny asf frfr back off I am who I say I am". Wow.[/QUOTE]Hmmm, both times everything went smoothly with me. I usually ask if you're available, and she would send back "yes, want to play?" I confirm, then she would text back "Have I seen you? I need * amount. Again that was awhile back, hope she isn't fucked up.

[QUOTE=Andy54;3977105]I texted Ashlee last night and asked what her donations were, but apparently I had the wrong number, or else she was as high as a kite. This was her response "Who are you that's rude'. I said I must have the wrong number and she replied "you funny asf frfr back off I am who I say I am". Wow.[/QUOTE]I had an eerily similar experience with her recently.

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;3977484]Hmmm, both times everything went smoothly with me. I usually ask if you're available, and she would send back "yes, want to play?" I confirm, then she would text back "Have I seen you? I need * amount. Again that was awhile back, hope she isn't fucked up.[/QUOTE]Other week I started text with asking if she was available. Response was "Available for what?" I responded with "Fun" to which she went off on an insane tirade. I'm going to avoid crazy every chance I get.

Anyone had any interactions with either of these two? Had my eye on them both for quite some time, but haven't had an opportunity to visit either. Also, a little surprised they haven't been mentioned here yet. Both seem right up Popeye's alley.

Petite, funsize lady.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/am-a-funsizesexy-lady-lookin-t/740909150974[/URL]

And this girl, posts two different ads simultaneously, same number.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/stress-free-and-easy-to-pleas/765848347317[/URL]

Or.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/taking-the-hassle-out-of-this/939582963425[/URL]

[QUOTE=MelterMan;3979118]Other week I started text with asking if she was available. Response was "Available for what?" I responded with "Fun" to which she went off on an insane tirade. I'm going to avoid crazy every chance I get.[/QUOTE]Yeesh, I may have to rethink contacting her.

[QUOTE=Cs101;3979710]Anyone had any interactions with either of these two? Had my eye on them both for quite some time, but haven't had an opportunity to visit either. Also, a little surprised they haven't been mentioned here yet. Both seem right up Popeye's alley.

Petite, funsize lady.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/am-a-funsizesexy-lady-lookin-t/740909150974[/URL]

And this girl, posts two different ads simultaneously, same number.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/stress-free-and-easy-to-pleas/765848347317[/URL]

Or.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/taking-the-hassle-out-of-this/939582963425[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, several months ago I saw the first one. She does not dress up, or at least then she didn't. Lots of DFK, she liked to be rimmed and rimmed in return. She was good. She contacted me not that long ago, but I am trying to get my budget in shape. I would recommend her.

[QUOTE=PopeyeMadison;3953506]The new Thia is definitely a different girl. I saw her recently. Very nice body. Not an ounce of fat. Tiny. Flat stomach. Delicious in every way. Long silky hair. GND cute face. Friendly, welcoming. GFE ish, but everything is covered.

That's the good.

The bad?

The incall is a disaster. And it's not just the place. To call this place a "hotel" insults fine places like Red Roof. But I can deal with shitholes.

The ugly?

It's worse than just the shithole "hotel". Interruptions in the beginning that feel like a ripoff is about to happen. (It didn't.) But strong indications of being managed.

Be careful. I would never repeat under these circumstances, even though I'd happily see her again.[/QUOTE]Spot on. She is gorgeous, but she is definitely being managed. When I wanted to leave the room her manager came into the room and kept saying "the owner is around". I basically had to brush him aside to get the hell out of there. She is also a user she had track marks all over her right arm. Experiences like this are going to drive me into a new hobby.

The first one is Candy. I've seen her twice now. I thought I mentioned her. Can't remember. Anyway, she's petite. A little baby damage. The first session was awesome. The next one, she mostly just laid there. I probably won't repeat. Desperation, of course, is hard to predict.

[QUOTE=Cs101;3979710]Anyone had any interactions with either of these two? Had my eye on them both for quite some time, but haven't had an opportunity to visit either. Also, a little surprised they haven't been mentioned here yet. Both seem right up Popeye's alley.

Petite, funsize lady.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/am-a-funsizesexy-lady-lookin-t/740909150974[/URL]

And this girl, posts two different ads simultaneously, same number.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/stress-free-and-easy-to-pleas/765848347317[/URL]

Or.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/taking-the-hassle-out-of-this/939582963425[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Howard5354;3976446]I usually slip them a ten for a pizza then I get into the wind fast.[/QUOTE]What I want to know is where you find ten dollar pizza.

[QUOTE=PopeyeMadison;3981565]What I want to know is where you find ten dollar pizza.[/QUOTE]Frozen pizza at Metro Market.

[QUOTE=PopeyeMadison;3981565]What I want to know is where you find ten dollar pizza.[/QUOTE]Where is all the good pussy hiding in Madison? Years ago we had Mercesdes, Brooklyn, Alexis4 U, and many many more. Now its crickets. Nothing!

That's helpful, thanks. I didn't have a name before, so not much to search for.

[QUOTE=PopeyeMadison;3981498]The first one is Candy. I've seen her twice now. I thought I mentioned her. Can't remember. Anyway, she's petite. A little baby damage. The first session was awesome. The next one, she mostly just laid there. I probably won't repeat. Desperation, of course, is hard to predict.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PopeyeMadison;3981565]What I want to know is where you find ten dollar pizza.[/QUOTE]Frozen one at Walmart-LOL.

[QUOTE=DaveBrewer1965;3980406]Spot on. She is gorgeous, but she is definitely being managed. When I wanted to leave the room her manager came into the room and kept saying "the owner is around". I basically had to brush him aside to get the hell out of there. She is also a user she had track marks all over her right arm. Experiences like this are going to drive me into a new hobby.[/QUOTE]I think I misinterpreted things here. I thought he walked in on your session at the end, and was telling you that he was her owner and was telling you to bounce. Any guy that claims ownership in a junkie stuation is scum. Now if he was referring to the owner of the hotel and was warning you, that's still strange abd awkward, but not the fucked up situation it sounded like.

I saw Candy a few weeks back, she was very nice but seemed out of it most likely due to a habit. She also had someone staying in her room with her. You could do worse but I think it depends on the day with her.

[QUOTE=PopeyeMadison;3981498]The first one is Candy. I've seen her twice now. I thought I mentioned her. Can't remember. Anyway, she's petite. A little baby damage. The first session was awesome. The next one, she mostly just laid there. I probably won't repeat. Desperation, of course, is hard to predict.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PopeyeMadison;3981565]What I want to know is where you find ten dollar pizza.[/QUOTE]Little Ceasars. $6 for a medium. Use to be $5. But they raised the price last year or so, LOL. Pizza hut has large pizza for 7. 99 plus 2. 99 delivery fee. Only like $3. 00 short after tip.

[quote=howard5354;3981721]where is all the good pussy hiding in madison? Years ago we had mercesdes, brooklyn, alexis4 u, and many many more. Now its crickets. Nothing![/quote]available at little cieasars.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;3981678]Frozen pizza at Metro Market.[/QUOTE]Sometimes 2 for $10 on sale. And fairly decent pizza, IMO.