The Block on a Friday Night
Went out with a friend to the block Friday night. Before reading further, there is no sex involved in this report. If you were looking for any sexual tidbit, skip to the next report. This is simply a report about a good time.
Went to Diamond, downstairs. VERY unimpressive! In fact one of the worst places I have seen. The beer they gave me was actually warm. Bear in mind they should be specializing in tits and beer, it IS a stripjoint after all. They did replace it with a cold one of a different flavor. The tits part wasn't any better. The skinny white crackhead that was on stage as I walked in could at least dance, but I would assume walked a stroll after work. The heavyset black woman up next couldn't dance at all! I just had to leave. The only diamond, at the Diamond, was a petite girl named Fancy. Beautiful girl! I just couldn't stand to see the lineup to wait for her to get on stage, so I left.
Had been wanting to check out Little Darlings and did. Had a GREAT FUCKING time! I was fond of the Flamingo for their mixture of women, even if some were well past their prime. Little Darlings is a complete upgrade to the Flamingo. All the marginal, shall we call them, dancers, are no longer there. They are replaced by actual good looking women. Imagine that in Baltimore, a stripclub full of hotties! I was aghast! Two song sets which keep the women flowing and the tips coming. The place was busy and I was only harrassed for a drink once, I'll get to that. They had a great mixture of women, white, black, and even one half oriental I would encourage all to check out. Chinese if I had to guess, and beautiful. No cover charge and $4 beer left plenty of tip money and the girls were all too happy to collect. I was all too happy to tuck.
My only bad experience in an otherwise awesome night was some ultra skinny ghetto fabulous black girl with piercings hanging out of her face. I believe her name was Barbie (and had a sparkly name necklace just in case you forgot LOL) , she was the first to approach my friend and I and thought she deserved a drink. Call me old fashioned, but I'm not buying anything till I've at least seen you dance. She got pissy and snotty and luckily enough, we saw very little of her our remaining 3+ hours there. We were not harrassed ONCE by a bartender to buy a drink for the girls, how refreshing. Considering each dancer that got off stage made anywhere from 4. 15 between us, I think that's fair.
Total damage, $.5 for the night and had an awesome time!
Slow Tuesday night on the block
Having been lured to the block on a slow Tuesday, I figure I might as well give a report of the conditions as I saw them.
JB downstairs: only two girls working, both white and kinda cute. Didn't partake.
JB upstairs: went in to see Emily, who lasted 90 seconds on a small drink and wanted more. Left as quickly as I could. 3 other girls, white, decent quality.
Circus: Bernie was working the door, so that's always an experience. 5 or 6 girls working, remodeled interior but it lacked the desperate feel of the old circus. Had a beer, no dances.
Diamond: the below-mentioned swedish girl wasn't working, the night shift girls I talked to had no recollection of her. Said she maybe worked day shift, but they wouldn't know. 4 or 5 dancers, average quality, I didn't stay.
Chez Joey: 5 dancers, mostly black, I didn't stay.
Pussycat: about 10 girls, many quite cute, but basically no customers. I wasn't feeling it, and left.
Oasis: very nice lineup of about 7 or 8 girls, many way above average. Talked to a couple brand new girls which didn't interest me, before settling on the girl who was dancing (fully nude and spread wide) when I arrived. Enjoyed a VERY nice, very friendly small drink with her, and would have been up for more if it hadn't gotten so late. Can't remember her name, sorry, but she was probably 23 to 26, and has "Property of [male name]" tattooed across her chest in script. ([male name] is apparently the name of her son.) Says she's studying at CCBC to be a mortician (!). Said she did FBSM, but only inside the club. If she would have been willing to do a FBSM session on a takeout basis, I would have been delighted. Definitely might be coming back to see her again.
Hustler and Diamond Lounge
Went up to Baltimore past 3 weekends. Figure better late than never.
First trip:
- Spent about 3 hours at the Hustler Club and did about 3 songs with "Mercedes" and 2 with "Natalia" (sp?)."Natalia" offered take out after I slipped by basketball shorts while she was doing a RCG grind, but 2. 5 seemed a little rich after cost of libations and getting dry humped for an evening.
- Second night went to another club on intel from a guy I served with and was rewarded by a white dancer I shall call "Sarah". Very big germaphobic (shocking I know). Refused to sit on the stools without some scarf thing and gave me a very nice HJ as her co-workers danced. Finally when I asked if there was somewhere a bit more private, she told me house fee was 1. 5 + tip. I told her all I had was 1. 2 and she negotiated with the manager. Got her digits for future take out and had a very nice time.
Second trip:
- Went back to the club from previous visit and met "Sarah"s friend. Came back later in the evening and took a double order of takeout to my room by the convention center. Had an amazing night (4 hour session) with total damage of 5 (will be repeating every time I return to the city, probably just "Sarah" though or else I'll go broke).
Business on the Block is picking up
Was bored today so decided to head down the Block. It was late. Just before 1am so not much time to check out too many clubs. First thing I noticed was the police mobile command center. I know they've had that in the past but the last few times I've been to the Block, the Block was dead in both customers and police activity. Ridiculous amount of police down on the block tonight. Was walking by Little Darlings and notice a gorgeous tall slim bleached blonde with a great rack out front smoking. Guess I'll be heading into Little Darlings. Door man handed me the usual buy 1 get 1 free drink coupon. $4 beer and get 1 free. So basically its a $2 beer. Can't beet that deal on the BLock. Club was packed. Lots of hot girls. Mix of white and black. Found a seat at the end and waited for the hot blonde to come back down from her smoke break. When she did, she stood by the door for a bit so I walked to her and said hi. She smiled but didn't seem too interested in chatted and walked to the DJ. I should of stayed because she was up soon and just needed to speak with the DJ. But since I never got to order a drink, they were busy, I took off.
Went to the Diamond. They wwere packed as well. Business sure did pick up on the block since the last time I was there. Didn't see an empty stool. Usually group of Diamond girls. Attractive but not worth trying to find a stool so I left.
Went to the Pussy Cat to see if Zoey was dancing. Was always fond of Zoey when she worked at the Diamond and will stop buy the Pussy Cat occasional to see her now that she's there. Saw her at the juke box putting in her music so decided to get a drink and see those lovely natural titties of hers and that cute little ass. After she danced she came over to say hi and collect her tip. Haven't see her in a while so talked for a little without buying her a drink. Told her I wasn't staying but just wanted to see her dance. She thanked me for watching and asked that I come back.
Back to Little Darlings to check out that hottie again. Walk in and she's on stage. Damn she's hot. Only flaw was the boobies were fake. If only they were natural. Found out her name is Nicole. Would have loved to get a few dances from here but turns out some guy already reserved her for dances while she was collecting tips. Bummer. I'll have to go back to check her out again. If anyone knows who I'm talking about, do you know if she does take out?
Question about lap dances at Little Darlings. They advertise $15 lap dances and I know they do them at the booths on the side but I never noticed the curtains before. I saw several guys get lap dances and during the dance the girl closed the curtains so others couldn't see what was going on. But then another girl was doing dances she left the curtain open for all to see. Does that depend on the girl or does that depend on the dollar value of the dance and what goes on behind the closed curtains?
Self Awareness of a Wh_ore
[QUOTE=Horsetrader; 1519190]Early this evening I went to the block with a fist full of fifties and intentions of carry out, a back room romp, or an extreme lap dance. I found exactly what I wanted at Chez Joey, I don't remember her name for sure, but it might have been Tiffany. She said she worked at Hustler for a few days but switched to Chez Joey because they don't have all the the rules. Tall natural AA girl with a sexy personality, a body that scores 10, and a face that scores a 5. She greated me and walked me to my seat and totally turned me on. Without me even buying her a drink she made all the standard offers, but I told her I wanted to watch her dance first. She left me and I chatted with other girls for 10 minutes before she got on stage.
Once on stage, the little head told me that Tiffany was the sexiest thing I've seen in months. Her show was directed right at me, but then again I was the only customer in the place. I had decided I was willing to spend $$ to $$$$ or whatever it took; the cash was in my pocket. The little head had taken the con. Then Tiffany goes and ruins it. She comes off the stage and onto the bar and asks for a tip. I had just one dollar bill in my pocket plus a bunch of large bills. She wasn't going to get a fifty right then so I gave her the dollar bill. She had danced for only about 1 minute and I thought that was appropriate. Then she started to bittch about being only a dollar, gave me dirty looks, and covered up that hot body and muttered a few words including "cheap." The big head regained control immediatly. She got one dollar from me but a better attitude would have netted her a shitload more cash.
This is not the first time this sort of thing has happened at the block. Many of these girls do not understand the importance of being nice to land the big spenders. Sometimes they are seconds away from a customer agreeing to spend a lot of money and they go and mess it up.
There were many other good options at the block, but Tiffany had spoiled the mood for me. There seem to be more and more block street hookers every time I go there and they seem to be more and more direct all the time. It is almost like hookers are allowed to openly sell their services in that area.
Cruised the W / W and found many options, but none matched my desires. I ended up dropping a buck seventy at my favorite AMP and got the standard package. I saved some money this way but didn't get exactly what I wanted.
Horsetrader[/QUOTE]The funny thing is that a good who_re knows she is a who_re, and a bad one does not. In other words, most of the drama comes from women that do not know their place or accept the reality of their position / circumstances. The woman that you met will soon "adjust" or leave the establishment to go to what she perceives to be greener pastures. However, she will soon learn that she is chasing a rainbow. Sh! Tty attitude equals sh! Tty service. Your decision to leave saved the next guy some hassle and assisted in her adjustment, because she was not rewarded for her inappropriate behavior.
