Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Josh2456]This is probably a dumb question, but what does jhhc stand for? I'm trying to find it.[/QUOTE]

RTFF, which stands for Read the Fucking Forum.
The whole reason we post information is for it to be read and learned.

Bench

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]Does anyone know if this place is still open. Have tried phone # from CP ad., but message says that # is no longer in service. Drive by and OPEN light is on?

WTF, did they get a new #. Any input appreciated.

GTR[/QUOTE]I think it is still open. I live close and am by there all the time. Open sign is on every night until 11:00 and there is usually a car or two in the lot at night so I would assume there is someone there. Have never been in due to the close proximity of my home.

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]RTFF, which stands for Read the Fucking Forum.
The whole reason we post information is for it to be read and learned.

Bench[/QUOTE]

I don't see any reason that just because someone is a senior member that that gives them the right to be nasty. JHHC is Jade Heart Health Center on Joppa Rd. Go there and enjoy yourself, I know I do everytime I go there.

Same here. I am in the area and see the open light often. Im in white marsh. I have seen it still on up to midnight! I tried the old number awhile ago, but no luck also. I have not ventured in yet. Who is going to be the first to explore again? If i get a chance before the weekend I will. If someone beats me make sure to post up here :)

[QUOTE=Bertoni212]I think it is still open. I live close and am by there all the time. Open sign is on every night until 11:00 and there is usually a car or two in the lot at night so I would assume there is someone there. Have never been in due to the close proximity of my home.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]RTFF, which stands for Read the Fucking Forum.
The whole reason we post information is for it to be read and learned.

Bench[/QUOTE]This is precisely why I 'lurk' here instead of contributing to this forum. The man asks a question, and immediately gets flamed. If you don’t want to answer his question, that’s fine, but you don’t need to flame him. Why not just ignore the man if you don’t want to answer his question? I don’t know what JHHC means either.

I’ve been in this hobby for 30 years and am quite familiar with the Baltimore scene. I submitted several posts when this was a static site and tried to contribute when Jackson started using the vBulletin software, but I stopped when things just turned into an endless argument. It is for the most part, a great site to glean information from, but when I see people getting flamed for no reason, I don’t want to contribute and I know this is the reason many other people lurk as well. There are occasionally occasions when I see justifiable retribution such as with a person whose name I don’t even want to list here, but will just say the person was so obnoxious, Jackson eventually gave him his own thread.

Bench, you’ve contributed a lot to this forum, but I don’t consider flaming people a contribution. All this does is chase potential contributors away.

Returned to one of my all-time favorites on a recent Sunday; my high hopes kindled by my previous visit (search my posts for Morgan) were quickly deflated when Kelly introduced me to Mae, the one and only choice that day (unfortunately, Kelly couldn't be persuaded).

Mae is a 30-some y/o Asian, average to ok in the looks department, but below my standards in attitude. A mediocre massage, during which I attempted a bit of touching, at first. No teasing, etc. Then the flip, and Mae would not remove her shirt ('Noooo, you pay me marney!'), either. Mechanical HJ, and the tip of .3 (completely not earned, but I am a polite person) was frowned upon.

In conclusion, I still do like MU, but a word to the wise: if you get Mae, don't walk away, run!

Happy Hunting!

Conn.

I would be willing to bet there are at least 15 references to lists of AMPs here.

So RTFF

Dam, I dont have a clue what the stupid initial stand for,,,
but I do know that there are all kinds of list.
Ah how about this one:
[url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/here_is_a_list_of_every_erotic_massage_parlor_in_your_town_find_out_what_they_do_don_t_do/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=1089551[/url]

Smiling Fox ;}

JHHC stands for Jade Heart Health.

They are located on E. Joppa Road in a house, usually with a porch light on and a sign in front. Circa Applebees. Say hello to Lily for me, the mms and my all time favorite Lucy, if she's there.

This info brought to you from, one of many, of this Forum's, typical

"No Count Mofo's"'.

Oh the memories of a flame war from way back in 2004.
That was when we had real flame wars, telling someone to RTFF doesn't count as being flamed.

Now I know that you tried to have Jackson delete your membership in protest, but he denied you - he refused to be dragged into what he called grandstanding.

Why not just go back to lurking?

What we have here is 2 newbies - one asking for help with a simple question that could be simply answered by a senior member or the newbie himself with 5 minutes of research, and the other newbie, who with 2 posts to his name already has a post in the R.O.D. thread because his first post was noticed by Jackson as being that damn good. His second post was even better imho.

Post count means nothing, Talent for this sport is everything, and more than that, the willingness to share with others just counts for alot. It's not that we won't respect someone with 2 posts, it's about what those 2 posts are.

I don't need to build any cred. I have it to burn in spades, I don't really use the forum for information anymore, but for communication. One newbie gets it, the other one doesn't. As the good Dr.Monger says, facts is facts.



Benchseats Rock



[QUOTE=Danny MD]This is precisely why I 'lurk' here instead of contributing to this forum. The man asks a question, and immediately gets flamed. If you don’t want to answer his question, that’s fine, but you don’t need to flame him. Why not just ignore the man if you don’t want to answer his question? I don’t know what JHHC means either.

I’ve been in this hobby for 30 years and am quite familiar with the Baltimore scene. I submitted several posts when this was a static site and tried to contribute when Jackson started using the vBulletin software, but I stopped when things just turned into an endless argument. It is for the most part, a great site to glean information from, but when I see people getting flamed for no reason, I don’t want to contribute and I know this is the reason many other people lurk as well. There are occasionally occasions when I see justifiable retribution such as with a person whose name I don’t even want to list here, but will just say the person was so obnoxious, Jackson eventually gave him his own thread.

Bench, you’ve contributed a lot to this forum, but I don’t consider flaming people a contribution. All this does is chase potential contributors away.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Why not just go back to lurking?

Post count means nothing, Talent for this sport is everything, and more than that, the willingness to share with others just counts for alot.

Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]The willingness to share with others.

My point exactly. That is what this site is supposed to be about. You burn some of your ‘credibility’ when you fail to live up to the words you just wrote. By credibility, I will assume you are referring to the contributions you make on this board. You’ve contributed a lot of valuable information to this board, but credibility is also about respect. I respect people whose posts here actually help others. Flaming someone doesn’t contribute anything to this board, and I sure as hell don’t respect you or anyone else when you flame someone. It’s a rare occasion that someone needs to be flamed on here. Terra Sanctimonious deserved much of what he got, but outside of him it’s rare when I see someone that deserves it. Like I said before; why not just ignore the mans post if you don’t want to contribute any information to him?

Everyone has the ability to ignore someone’s request for info. Well, almost everyone.

I’ll return to my lurking now.

Its open. I went the other night. Only 1-2 girls at a time. Whoever answers the door is yours. FS offered but just took the HR instead. Need to make sacrifices in a down economy :)

Let me slow this down for you real simple stupid like.

Telling someone with 2 posts to RTFF isn't flaming, not when there are other people with 2 posts writing incredible reports (ironically about the same fucking place.)

Oh, and fuck you.
Chiming in every couple of years to start shit with seniors just wastes everyone's time. Dr.Monger, Baltimonger and I all remember you and your bullshit.



Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Danny MD]The willingness to share with others.

My point exactly. That is what this site is supposed to be about. You burn some of your ‘credibility’ when you fail to live up to the words you just wrote. By credibility, I will assume you are referring to the contributions you make on this board. You’ve contributed a lot of valuable information to this board, but credibility is also about respect. I respect people whose posts here actually help others. Flaming someone doesn’t contribute anything to this board, and I sure as hell don’t respect you or anyone else when you flame someone. It’s a rare occasion that someone needs to be flamed on here. Terra Sanctimonious deserved much of what he got, but outside of him it’s rare when I see someone that deserves it. Like I said before; why not just ignore the mans post if you don’t want to contribute any information to him?

Everyone has the ability to ignore someone’s request for info. Well, almost everyone.

I’ll return to my lurking now.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Let me slow this down for you real simple stupid like.

Telling someone with 2 posts to RTFF isn't flaming, not when there are other people with 2 posts writing incredible reports (ironically about the same fucking place.)

Oh, and fuck you. Chiming in every couple of years to start shit with seniors just wastes everyone's time. Dr. Monger, Baltimonger and I all remember you and your bullshit.

Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]You don’t need to slow anything down for me; I’m brighter than you’ll ever hope to be.

As far as the flaming, you call it what you want; I’ll call it what I want. Again, rather than ignore the mans question, you jumped his ass. It wasn’t necessary. Period.

Why are you including the Dr. And Balti in this? While the Dr and I certainly had a few prior go rounds, I have NEVER had an issue with Balti. If there is one ‘Senior’ on this board that has my respect, it is Balti. Hell, I’ve even noticed over the last few years that even the good Dr. Seems to have mellowed some and I’ve noticed many times where he has helped someone rather than jump them for no reason. That is what earns my respect, not flaming someone. Me ‘chiming in’ has nothing to do with ‘Senior’ status. Senior status does not guarantee my respect.

Untwist your panties.

This weekend, Saturday night.
This will probably be more of a social thing, but if you want in, pm me.
You know who you are.



Bench

[QUOTE=Danny MD]Untwist your panties.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bench]Oh, and fuck you.[/QUOTE]

Settle down boys. I too get very frustrated with the typical newbie questions. #1 FNG question is always "where can I find [fill in here]". And yeah, the standard answer is RTFF! But that's not a flame, at least compared to some of the flames that I have seen and read!! If we had a LARS™ Rating on flames, I'd have to give that a 1.

Boys, get back to neutral corners and let's get back on topic. In Bench's defense, board history proves that the typical #1 FNG question in most cases are responded by simple, yet pointedly, response that the information sought is found within, if you're willing to look. If you don't get the point, leave (and take your bicycle riding fish with you!). If you do get the point, well, then the world is your oyster (or hopefully many Happy Endings).

Sometimes the willingness to share starts with a little shove.

Just a $0.02 thought (while I still have the $ to give).

Butter Dog

Was in the and decided to get some relaxation in the area. 70$ at the door. She told me her name was jo. Not bad looking. Not a spinner though. Self shower and massage sucked, more like a rub and it was short. Did the flip and she made me give the tip first. Was not my thing but will be for others. I will not go back there. I think I will have the hit some of the others in the area.

went to the best in the west recently. Pulled Amy. Tiny little thing with sexy long hair and nice curves. B-cup but looks c in her top. Can't speak much english so she sings everything to you. TS was mechanical, massage was ok, she's small enough to walk on your back and will wether you ask or not - that actually helped my back pain. fs was damn near gfe, dfk and the noisiest amp girl I've ever had, it was making me a little nervious. All in all not the best ever but would recommend. I can see repeat encounters improving.

Went to Kyoto Saturday night, saw Jeannie (Michele at P.T.), she still looks good for mid 40's woman. Standing shower sucked, but like always she makes up for it in the room dropped the cloths instant hard on, massage not great, touching and founding the fake tits and the pussy made up for it, the light touch and special time with the boys was great. 69 and finished with doggy, that pussy is so tight, must be doing pussy exercises. 70 door fee, $$ for services, will repeat.

[QUOTE=Danny MD]You don’t need to slow anything down for me; I’m brighter than you’ll ever hope to be.[/QUOTE]
That I sincerely doubt. You have shown time and time again you are of limited intelligence. Now THAT is a FLAME. RTFF is NOT and never has been a flame. But that was your issue back in 2004, when you promised to leave and never come back. So you are a liar.

[QUOTE=Danny MD]Why are you including the Dr. And Balti in this? While the Dr and I certainly had a few prior go rounds, I have NEVER had an issue with Balti....Hell, I’ve even noticed over the last few years that even the good Dr. Seems to have mellowed some and I’ve noticed many times where he has helped someone rather than jump them for no reason.[/QUOTE]
First of all, Bench knows me well, and correctly remembered your prior antics. Therefore he was correct in mentioning me. So much for your "superior intellect". You cannot even follow simple logic. Do us all a favor and crawl back under your rock.

Dr. Monger

P.S. I have not mellowed a bit, so f- off.

Hey guys,

Any new info on this place? I went in the other day but the one girl working (hot BTW) said she was booked until late afternoon. Seems like it might be a cool place for a change of pace but wasn't sure what the deal is there. Be warned though. You have to go to the front door and knock. There is a lot of construction and traffic out front. So, you paranoid guys may have a problem with this place.

[QUOTE=Herbie Versmel]Hey guys,

Any new info on this place? I went in the other day but the one girl working (hot BTW) said she was booked until late afternoon. Seems like it might be a cool place for a change of pace but wasn't sure what the deal is there. Be warned though. You have to go to the front door and knock. There is a lot of construction and traffic out front. So, you paranoid guys may have a problem with this place.[/QUOTE]
Word on the street is that it is expensive, and rates just went up. It's a R&T place. Word is the providers are very hot. You might want to check out the Big Dog, as there was just a post there about Aphrodite.

Dr. Monger

Time Saver: The objective stuff is all summed up at the bottom if you hate to read.

Went to JNW this weekend. I had made an appointment, and as always they asked if I had been there before. I told them on the phone that I have had friends who have been there before, but it was my first time there. I do this intentially because I think you learn a lot about a place based on how you are treated your first time. I parked in the nearby Mars supermarket lot and walked to the address. I had read somewhere else in the forum to take entrance in back and it would be the door in the basement. I had to open up a tall wooden gate to do this because the back is fenced in. There are signs in the windows that say clearly which door to knock on and how late they're open which is a dead give away that you're at the right place. So if you knock on the wrong door you're either illiterate or not thinking clearly. It was bit creepy that I didn't even have to knock, someone opened the door for me as soon as I got to the steps leading to the basement. I didn't have to pay at the door, she led me to a room and then asked for. 7 then told me to undress and that someone would be with me shortly.

One thing I like about this place is that the room was well heated almost like a sauna. Another thing I liked is that they had a clock in the room so I could actually check the time and make sure I wasn't cheated. Eventually, my Chinese massue came. She had a pretty face and nice tits, but her lower body, ass and legs weren't too great, below average definately. She immediately asked if I wanted it hard, medium or light. I like it hard and she did a prety good job, nothing particularly special though.

After the massage which lasted about 50 minutes, she asked me to flip over. She simply pointed to my between my legs and said "Massage? ". I said yes, but I wanted everything. She asked for money and I asked her several times how much she needed, but she pretended to not understand (she spoke way too good of English to not understand). So I stated specific amounts before opening my wallet first. 7 then. 8, . 9, and $. Finally she said $. 3. This was a little disappointing because I thought earlier in the forum I had read $ for FS. I also distinctly remember that they advertise discount rates before 7pm (I was there early afternoon). Then again maybe I am just spoiled by the rates at JHHC.

I wound up paying the $. 3 (which is really not too bad for FS in the big picture) and she got naked and gave me a Tit rub and BBBJ to warm me up. Its a shame she was pretty quick with the BBBJ because she was great at it. I didn't even get a chance to ask her to do it longer because as soon as she got done, she went into Asian CG (She put the condom on damn fast). She was very mechanical in this position, and she liked to come down pretty hard, probably was trying to make it quick job but I can't say for sure. After she got tired, she said "You tell me when you want to cum" (music to my ears). We switched to me being on top for a bit, and she seemed to get a little more into what we were doing. The she was even less mechanical when we did doggy style next. After awhile into doggy, I tapped here on the shoulder and she finished me off with an HJ. One other thing I liked this place is they seemed to fairly cleanly, she wiped me off fairly thoroughly before and after the experience (not as good as a TS but the next best thing). And even after the experience as I was getting dressed, she was adamant about cleaning up the massage table and surrounding area.

Entry Fee: .7
Tip for FS: $.3
Condom Provided: Yes
Length: ~1 hour (~50 minutes massage, ~15 minutes adult)
Massue Looks: Decent overall: Nice face and tits. Not so good ass, stomach and legs.

Reccomendation: This place isn't bad, its hard to criticize any place that gives you FS the first time and the provider tells you to tell her when you want to cum. Honestly, if this place was .3 cheaper, I would come here regularly.But its not so I won't be back here for at least 5-6 weeks.

6/4/7

I have been there a couple times now. Yes its best to call and book ahead of time usally the day before. The girls there are hot I recommend Lena she is great. LIke I've said in other posts about this place its American so don't plan on more than a R&T. They do offer a two girl massage which is nice an hour goes 150+tip which. 5 seems to be ok, and the two girl was$$ + $. 2 tip split between the two girls. I had Lena and Audry I believe and they were into it lots of kissing and playing with each other during session. Again not as much for your dollar as an AMP but nice if you like American girls.

No flame, but you paid too much. Seriously too much. $ is the going rate everywhere, not $$$!

Unless the universe changed all its' rules and no one told me.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]No flame, but you paid too much. Seriously too much. $ is the going rate everywhere, not $$$!

Unless the universe changed all its' rules and no one told me.[/QUOTE]Ginger,

I believe he stated that he paid $.3 not $x3 either way, it was still too much, but not bad, he just needs to hone his negotiating skills. Trust me paradox, when they tell you $.3, counter offer with $ they will accept!

Just my 2¢,

LP3

Recently had the opportunity to take a trip to JNW. I've frequented this place often as it is convenient for me and have gotten to know the mms very well. The last few times I went there the talent was quite stunning but the service was lacking. After debating whether or not I should give up on the place I gave it one more chance. Today my attendant was Coco. She was far better than any I've had there in a long time. Good looking, enhanced but not huge, receptive and playful. All in all well worth it. I may still decide to give up on the place because the talent is so hit or miss there, and I am looking for a nice regular that isn't too hard on the wallet. At least through this weekend the talent seems to be worth it.

Fee was typical for half hour. PM if you have any questions.

Any suggestions for a good regular provider, looking for nice, playful and fun person.

Thanks in advance

Visited to the re-opened Rainbow\21. MMS led me to the shower, alone. Magazines in the Sauna are current, but address is Rainbow Spa. 1x girl working, Half hearted massage, crappy finish, asked for a larger tip than the 3 I gave. On't waste my time.

[QUOTE=Lostpuppy3]Ginger,

I believe he stated that he paid $.3 not $x3 either way, it was still too much, but not bad, he just needs to hone his negotiating skills. Trust me paradox, when they tell you $.3, counter offer with $ they will accept!

Just my 2¢,

LP3[/QUOTE]

My bad, you are right.

I used to be friendly with a gal that worked at the old Sky Spa in DC. I once asked her what was the biggest tip she ever got?

She said one night a guy came in from Miami. He employed her services for two hours. During these hours he alternately enjoyed her services and did lines of coke. When he was done he gave her nine hundred bucks (Yowsa!).

Another time she said a man came and saw her twice in one day, morning and evening. She said he was older, lonely. He tipped her two hundred each time, and then never came back again.

Some guys just don't know the ropes and pay too much, these boards are helpful for that, and some guys have too much money.

Went to Lily's last weekend. 75 door fee. I don't like the place with the open cubicles and the women seemed edgy; perhaps recent LE visit? During the massage I heard some doofus "negotiating" saying he wanted to be sure of what he was going to get before paying, offering various amounts of $$ for different services, wanting to see a line up; the staff kept telling him to quiet down as he got louder and louder. As all I could hear was him I cut my time short (I had a shower that's it). I would not go back, not because of the staff but because of the set up.

I'm headed up to the old home town for a quick turnaround visit next week.

Have any of you guys ever had FS from Kelly? I've scored with a couple of her providers since she opened but the only extra I was ever offered from her was a nude HJ.

I'm usually a SW kinda guy but since time will be really short, I thought I might give MU another shot.

LM

I went to MU a few months ago (January) and since it was my first time there I got Kelly. I recevied the same service you describe, nude HJ. I read this post often, and it seems that is the only service most people get from her.

I have seen Kelly a few times and I have to say that she does have a great presence about her. I've gotten great massages and she is really sexy when doing a Nude HJ.
I would love to do more and am still looking forward to her maybe doing me one of these days. I guess I really like her company.

Long time lurker - first time poster! Same name on TER (if that means anything) - I like variety.

I work really close so I've frequented this place on more than one occasion. There are only two ladies - Linda & Summer (not counting mamasan - she only answers the door and shows you to the room, dont worry). If you're familiar, Judy is not there anymore.

Very friendly and quiet location --

Standard door fee: .5 for half, .7 for hour
Shower (alone) and the quick sauna

Linda has decent looks and a decent body, but pussy is always fresh and what she lacks in looks she makes up for in other ways.

(IMHO) Summer is sexy. She has a very nice body and is very tasty. Summer is my favorite season, so I take a summer vacation as much as I can.

They speak and understand english. Standard AMP rules, place tip $ on table upfront and you will have a great time.

I apologize upfront if this is in the wrong place.

Happy Hunting!

Stopped in yesterday, and it looks like a new bunch of talent at JHH. I saw at least 3 girls I didn't recognize. Standard house fee and tuition for full dinner. My waitress was Jenny, and was very accommodating. Well deserving of her tip. Augmented B, hard as baseballs, and now good c's. I could have driven a sand wedge off of them!!!
Stop in and see the girls, be safe.
GTR

"Some of us are wise, and some of us are otherwise".

[QUOTE=Howietee]Long time lurker - first time poster! Same name on TER (if that means anything) - I like variety.

I work really close so I've frequented this place on more than one occasion. There are only two ladies - Linda & Summer (not counting mamasan - she only answers the door and shows you to the room, dont worry). If you're familiar, Judy is not there anymore.

Very friendly and quiet location --

Standard door fee: .5 for half, .7 for hour
Shower (alone) and the quick sauna

Linda has decent looks and a decent body, but pussy is always fresh and what she lacks in looks she makes up for in other ways.

(IMHO) Summer is sexy. She has a very nice body and is very tasty. Summer is my favorite season, so I take a summer vacation as much as I can.

They speak and understand english. Standard AMP rules, place tip $ on table upfront and you will have a great time.

I apologize upfront if this is in the wrong place.

Happy Hunting![/QUOTE]

Sunny (Sonny?) still work there? As I recall, the woman who opens the door is a, um, manly woman. Not that there is anything wrong with that....

[u][i]Curses on you GTR![/u][/i] I have been working hard at being good and reforming my ill-gotten ways. I have been good at resisting the urges, [u][i]UNTIL NOW![/u][/i]

Just kidding. About the curses, but not about trying to reform my ill-gotten ways. I keep saying that I quit one of these days. Today wasn’t that day.

I visited the aforementioned establishment to check out the new talent. I drew the same provider. A little older that my likes, but a great personality really made up for it. And yeah, they were hard as baseballs. A nice start to the afternoon. Now I need to get outside and enjoy this nice weather.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 9
Body: 8
Attitude 9
Service 9.5

.7/.8 (DATY & BBBJ)

B.D.

The well reviewed Fong is no longer @ MU. They are passing off an older provider or possibly whoever is under the roof that night as Fong, but she no longer works there.

TW

Anybody been to OS in elkridge, been there few times never gotten more than a good HJ. AAny body suggest any places local to columbia if looking for FS?

They seem to be under new management. Before, this place was on my avoid list because of their white nurse's uniforms, curtained doorways, and clinical attitude. They have loosened up a bit. Same curtains over the doorways, same table shower and sauna, but a new attitude and better looking women in short dresses, in the 6-8 category, and they didn't rush. Standard fee.

Not JHH, but at least they are off my avoid list for the time being.

Would repeat.

Rapid

Most of the post about the OS are in the Jessup forum, should be able to do a simple search and come up with something beneficial.