How much would you pay to play?
Bernard Shaw at a party once and he told this woman that everyone would agree to do anything for money, if the price was high enough. 'Surely not, she said. ' 'Oh yes, ' he said. 'Well, I wouldn't, ' she said. 'Oh yes you would, ' he said. 'For instance, ' he said, 'would you sleep with me for. For a million pounds? ' 'Well, ' she said, 'maybe for a million I would, yes. ' 'Would you do it for ten shillings? ' said Bernard Shaw. 'Certainly not! ' said the woman 'What do you take me for? A prostitute? ' 'We've established that already, ' said Bernard Shaw. 'We're just trying to fix your price now! '
Actually, there is one already
[QUOTE=Lion7170]"So I'm walking down the street, right? And I saw this prostitute, right? And I said, 'How much?' She said, 'For $300, I'll do anything you want.' I said, '*****, paint my house!'"
-Chris Rock
Now I am done because the debate will start again about a new thread.[/QUOTE]
Jokes And Humor Tread is in the Special Groups area. Lot of funny shit over there. Worth a look.