Massage Parlor Reports

Going on a trip through DC up to MD, can anyone pioint me in the right direction to find a MP of the none asian variety to do some homework on.

Thanks fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=RonJambo;3355184]Second masseuse to provide HE. Saw her twice before with no hint of any extras. 3rd time made it pretty obvious if you can read the signs. Don't remember her name. Very old. Very not pretty LOL. Asked for a hard massage and she nearly killed me. Had to tell her to ease up. Didn't expect her to be that strong. On the flip she massaged my head and neck. I asked her to go a little lower and work my pecs. She massaged my chest and kept going lower and lower until she hit my boxers. At this point I looked at her and she has a naughty smile on her face. I smiled back. She then asked if I'd take care of her after. Did the deed under the cover and allowed roaming utc up top. Standard fee. This place is totally YMMV. More times than not nothing happens. It seems if you get the same provider a few times they may start dropping hints. I go for the massage with no expectations. But it is still possible to have fun in MoCo.[/QUOTE]Just curious--why were you wearing boxers. Shy? Or did they say you couldn't be totally bare? Or do you just mean the boxers "area"? I've never kept any clothes on in any massage spa--legitimate or whatever.

[QUOTE=Jokester1;3385734]Just curious--why were you wearing boxers. Shy? Or did they say you couldn't be totally bare? Or do you just mean the boxers "area"? I've never kept any clothes on in any massage spa--legitimate or whatever.[/QUOTE]Not shy at all LOL. Just not that forward at a place like this. The receptionist that walked me back told me to undress down to my boxers. They tell me that every time. I think there is also a sign on the walls in the room if I remember correctly. Kind of feel like it's the protocol there. If any extras will happen, the masseuse will pull them down enough to gain access or down to your feet. Everything is done under the cover.

[QUOTE=RonJambo;3390567]Not shy at all LOL. Just not that forward at a place like this. The receptionist that walked me back told me to undress down to my boxers. They tell me that every time. I think there is also a sign on the walls in the room if I remember correctly. Kind of feel like it's the protocol there. If any extras will happen, the masseuse will pull them down enough to gain access or down to your feet. Everything is done under the cover.[/QUOTE]That is odd. Even legit places, at least all I've been to over the decades on 4 continents, allow the customer to wear as much or little as he or she is comfortable with. Then some will drape you and some won't. But never had to leave my underwear on anywhere. Odd.

Visited spas in Kentlands for a while now. Mediocre massages. No roaming, no extras, no privacy. Much LE.

OK, it is time to take the Police unit off the massage parlor work and back on the streets. I tried two places yesterday, and if they aren't careful, I'm going to Laurel or Greenbelt. Tried W spa on the pike. The walls were curtains. I'm glad I'm not too wobbled, I would have fallen through to the next area. The massage was ok, just not what I wanted. Massage row. Up by the college is missing a woman. No extras for me. I suspect I'll have to try a few time to get a good value. I must admit it is nice to see $45 massages. I still give a tip. It's not their fault that the police read this reporting system. Take care everyone. I'll be back when I find what I'm looking for.

[QUOTE=LoadedMale;3484615]OK, it is time to take the Police unit off the massage parlor work and back on the streets. I tried two places yesterday, and if they aren't careful, I'm going to Laurel or Greenbelt. Tried W spa on the pike. The walls were curtains. I'm glad I'm not too wobbled, I would have fallen through to the next area. The massage was ok, just not what I wanted. Massage row. Up by the college is missing a woman. No extras for me. I suspect I'll have to try a few time to get a good value. I must admit it is nice to see $45 massages. I still give a tip. It's not their fault that the police read this reporting system. Take care everyone. I'll be back when I find what I'm looking for.[/QUOTE]Montgomery County is dead and has been dead for years. You may get lucky and find a place offering DIY, not my cup of tea. Find the private ladies working out of their studio or apartment.

[QUOTE=LoadedMale;3484615]OK, it is time to take the Police unit off the massage parlor work and back on the streets. I tried two places yesterday, and if they aren't careful, I'm going to Laurel or Greenbelt. Tried W spa on the pike. The walls were curtains. I'm glad I'm not too wobbled, I would have fallen through to the next area. The massage was ok, just not what I wanted. Massage row. Up by the college is missing a woman. No extras for me. I suspect I'll have to try a few time to get a good value. I must admit it is nice to see $45 massages. I still give a tip. It's not their fault that the police read this reporting system. Take care everyone. I'll be back when I find what I'm looking for.[/QUOTE]Why not just got to PGC? It's a few minutes away and you can get what you want there. MoCo simply does NOT have any sort of erotic massage parlor scene. I still can't understand people on this forum who don't understand that.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;3485233]Why not just got to PGC? It's a few minutes away and you can get what you want there. MoCo simply does NOT have any sort of erotic massage parlor scene. I still can't understand people on this forum who don't understand that.[/QUOTE]I live in NOVA and it's the same deal. I don't know why anybody would visit one of the are&T places out this way when Greenbelt is an hour's drive away.

[QUOTE=Nats53;3485123]Montgomery County is dead and has been dead for years. You may get lucky and find a place offering DIY, not my cup of tea. Find the private ladies working out of their studio or apartment.[/QUOTE]You can still find joy from some of the FSU (Former Soviet Union) women. Their massages are pricier but many of them are actually quite skilled at it. Getting to the finish line is not guaranteed and is more of an art than a science, but it's not impossible. And, if you happen to hit the jackpot, it's a nice alternative to the AMP scene.

Visited Mei Mei on Hungerford twice recently in hopes that it would improve on a second visit. Second visit was looking extremely promising with a different provider to the point where I would have bet money on an improved outcome; apparently I'm not a very good gambler. There won't be a third visit because I don't believe it will change. Changing subjects, has anyone been able to connect with the blond Brazilian who advertises on Craigslist? I'm confident I used to see her in Montgomery Village a year or two, ago, at a different phone number, but each time I've called her new number it goes to voice mail that hasn't been set up. Does anyone have a better number to reach her at? My recollection is that she was worthwhile reaching and is very attractive and nice. Last, for those of you who believe MoCo is a vast wasteland, that simply is not true. While it's true that it is not what it once was before Doug Duncan, there are many hidden pockets that arise occasionally. It takes effort and tenacity to find them, and probably most of us who do find them are sworn to secrecy because LE is equally tenacious, so I have nothing to share at the moment. But don't give up. There's treasure to be had if you search hard enough in the right places. I guess one way of doing that is eliminating all of the places where it is not, and Mei Mei seems one of the places where it is not.

[QUOTE=JfFaster;3496259]Last, for those of you who believe MoCo is a vast wasteland, that simply is not true. While it's true that it is not what it once was before Doug Duncan, there are many hidden pockets that arise occasionally. It takes effort and tenacity to find them, and probably most of us who do find them are sworn to secrecy because LE is equally tenacious, so I have nothing to share at the moment. But don't give up. There's treasure to be had if you search hard enough in the right places. I guess one way of doing that is eliminating all of the places where it is not, and Mei Mei seems one of the places where it is not.[/QUOTE]Seems like a lot of time and money spent for no action just to find a place or two in MoCo that gives you what you can easily find in PGC or through an escort. Not worth the money for me to spend all that time trying to find the hidden version of what's readily available twenty minutes away from Rockville.

[QUOTE=JTreehorn14;3496716]Seems like a lot of time and money spent for no action just to find a place or two in MoCo that gives you what you can easily find in PGC or through an escort. Not worth the money for me to spend all that time trying to find the hidden version of what's readily available twenty minutes away from Rockville.[/QUOTE]Not really. Don't really spend much time searching in non-productive places. I've been to PGC places many times in the past. PGC places of which you speak are close to an hour away from me and around $2. 0-$2. 2 nowadays instead of $1. 3 for comparable service I've been able to locate in MoCo except for the lack of TS. Got a couple of good massages at Mei Mei for a reasonable price from two nice masseuses and not a major investment of time, so not upset about that at all. They have to make a living, too, and have their own rules to follow. I'm good with that. Just thought I'd report on what I'd found for the benefit of the forum. Stay safe and to each his own.

[QUOTE=JfFaster;3496259] anyone been able to connect with the blond Brazilian who advertises on Craigslist? I'm confident I used to see her in Montgomery Village a year or two, ago,[/QUOTE]Pretty sure she is one of two different therapists working at CT Pain. The other is Asian. Asian lady puts good effort into her massage, Brazilian a little less so. Strictly therapeutic in my experience.

Do not waste your time. Saw her in MoVill last week. Strictly full dress, lousy therapeutic; no roaming; no orifices approached.

Too bad--she is gorgeous.