Massage Parlor Reports

After all, maybe I like Tuna and you like Lobster. Chinese have more massage orientation. Korean have more extras orientation. Once you are a regular, you can get anything anywhere. [U]If you like her, just make sure you get her name and number or other contact info.[/U] I live in Lake country but forage in Northern Cook country as well. Favorites for me are specific people that I have known, in some cases, for years. And my preference only has a little to do with appearance, or skills, but rather how nice a person, and our personal chemistry. A few guys joke with me that I really have four wives! And another six girlfriends. So my advice is not about, in the Chinese proverb: "give you a fish, and you will eat for a day" but rather "teaching you to fish, to you can eat for a lifetime. " I should add, I eat fish every day. I do like raw tuna, by the way. I fish at legit places as well as known AMPs that you read about. I invest multiple visits. With specific people that are sweet and clever, and fun to be around. Bob.

[QUOTE=SudSrr;2400269]Thanks for the input Bob. Which place in Chicago land is your favorite?[/QUOTE]

Haven't seen anything about Exercise Spa. Used to be my favorite along with Spa 1 back in the day. Are they still around?

Decided to give it a try.

Called and an obviously older woman said no appointment necessary so I drove over. I asked if she had more than one woman available and she said yes. That's my way of making sure I won't get stuck with the obviously older woman. Walked in rang the bell. A really short old old woman let me in. Took me to a room and said I bring you pretty pretty girl.

What was unusual is mamasan, or in this case, grandmamasan, didn't ask for the money. Decent looking girl came in and during hug hello we did LEO check.

Adequate massage, good body on girl and I left happy. I wasn't looking to leave really really happy so I don't know if that was possible but happy enough.

I have no problem recommending them. I will return.

Randolph.

Went there today for lunch hour.

The place wasn't busy at all. I got Sunny, average on looks, 6, average massage, 5. Had the towel on me the whole time.

No HE.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;2374644]Finally decided to give this one a try, and it was worth it. Advertises on BP in the "services", "massage" section. Big sign in the strip mall on the west side of Milwaukee, at the intersection with Sanders. Regular pricing with no mention of accessorial charges. Lucy delighted with offered gratuity for solid service. On days like this, I could almost be satisfied by just laying on the incredibly soft, heated table; but Lucy's massage skills may be the best I've experienced this side of Shanghai. On the first visit, manual exploration was allowed, and I couldn't have been happier when the hour was up. Time will tell what the full extent of services may be, but I will certainly return to explore the possibilities.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeyJ;2404736]Haven't seen anything about Exercise Spa. Used to be my favorite along with Spa 1 back in the day. Are they still around?[/QUOTE]They advertise daily on Back Page.

[QUOTE=HandsomeDan;2406366]Went there today for lunch hour.

The place wasn't busy at all. I got Sunny, average on looks, 6, average massage, 5. Had the towel on me the whole time.

No HE.[/QUOTE]She actually told me if you want other kind of massage go somewhere else.

Made it to the nail salon twice recently.

First trip was with owner and no questions asked while pulling around clothes for enjoyment during the service.

Second last week was with sonny. Could only touch on top of clothes. Too bad as they looking enticing.

My experience was the same as Randolph's (a few messages below). The massage was ok, and the extras were plenty. I'd definitely recommend.

One thing for the group to consider: their ad is almost EXACTLY the same as another Dundee Rd establishment. Same font, same words except for the names and numbers.

Same.

Message.

Working Down.

The Page in Some.

Staircase-Like.

Fashion.

So I assume they are run by the same group.

One question. As I said, the massage was just ok. Nothing great. I do like a good massage to go with the fun. What does everybody consider the best combination in the north suburbs?

My experience isn't as extensive as many out here, but I still think Pine is the best bet ("bet" being the operative word) for a good, educated massage as well as the extras. I'd love to hear other opinions.

I usually get my exercise on a monthly basis. I can tell you that almost nothing there has changed in maybe the last 10 years, including the cast of characters.

[QUOTE=MikeyJ;2404736]Haven't seen anything about Exercise Spa. Used to be my favorite along with Spa 1 back in the day. Are they still around?[/QUOTE]

For those of you that go to Chinese places, you might enjoy the following. Was with a friend at a Chinese foot spa.

So as she is massaging my butt, I say in Chinese. "Wo Picu bu piaoliang". (My ass is not pretty). She totally loses it and we both laugh like crazy. The I say "Ni Picu hen Piaoliang" (Your ass is very pretty.). To be fair, I'm teaching her English and she's teaching me Chinese. But I assure you any of your Chinese therapists will get a kick out of the comment. Bob.

Visited Yun last week. Met a new girl. Pele. All I can say is "Wow! Nice to see new talent. Seniors can PM me for details. Newbies, just got to go and see for yourselves and write some new reviews.

Another successful Yun outing. Have yet to see Coco who I keep hearing rave reviews. $70 for entry, table shower and decent massage. Tried to charge $60 for HJ but I said I'd give that for more than a HJ. She wasn't feeling it and walked out with an HJ for 40. Good stuff. Admittedly always nervous the place is goinf to get raided since its in such a prominent area. Unrelated: how's the Chinese food next door?

I had another nice visit to Lux the other day. I had a newer girl I did not see in my other visits. A little older but nice tatas. Massage was good but not the best. Not much playing during the massage but a little. She was not very talkative which was ok with me. On the flip, no negotiations, no rush, and no problem getting what I wanted. It did seem like they remembered me even though it has been several weeks since I was there last.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;2374644]Finally decided to give this one a try, and it was worth it. Advertises on BP in the "services", "massage" section. Big sign in the strip mall on the west side of Milwaukee, at the intersection with Sanders. Regular pricing with no mention of accessorial charges. Lucy delighted with offered gratuity for solid service. On days like this, I could almost be satisfied by just laying on the incredibly soft, heated table; but Lucy's massage skills may be the best I've experienced this side of Shanghai. On the first visit, manual exploration was allowed, and I couldn't have been happier when the hour was up. Time will tell what the full extent of services may be, but I will certainly return to explore the possibilities.[/QUOTE]I tried this place in Northbrook on Milwaukee Avenue on Tuesday evening around 8:30 pm Was placed in the first room. The massage table was not heated. The masseuse that came in the room was not the same as the woman who took fee for the massage at the front desk. I did not get her name, although I can say that she was not much to look at. Completely legit massage, far better than a legit massage that I had in Evanston the previous Saturday. But no roaming allowed, not even the touch of a leg. Kept covered on the turn. Would go back for a legit massage. Did not want really want extras from the masseuse. Looking for slender Asian in 40's or 50's. No luck on that score in the MP's in Skokie. If anyone has suggestions, I would love your recommendations.

[QUOTE=JoeD999;2429580]I had another nice visit to Lux the other day. I had a newer girl I did not see in my other visits. A little older but nice tatas. Massage was good but not the best. Not much playing during the massage but a little. She was not very talkative which was ok with me. On the flip, no negotiations, no rush, and no problem getting what I wanted. It did seem like they remembered me even though it has been several weeks since I was there last.[/QUOTE]I was there this week as well. I had one with very large Tatas I. A push-up. Grabbed me while getting ready for the shower. Lots of washing and polishing. I to the massage. Kind of lame but a lot of brushing before the flip. After the flip she asked what I wanted and wanted 60 for he top off. No more. Stated she was Korean. I thought the Koreans did not negotiate!