Streetwalker Reports

I will personally vouch for Happy G. He once tea bagged me and my sister in the*A & P parking lot. LOL.

But in all seriousness he is very credible and very seasoned and street smart. He is one of the originals that has contributed more than anybody to this board and the general well being of SW everywhere.

He's been around every type of monger. And yes theres different types of guys, same as the girls.

And he's been in every situation possible regarding this lifestyle.

All I needed to hear was that he knew Eric and vouched and its end of question for me. Personally Eric if I offended you for being a newb my apologies.

I still think your writing is a bit flowery but hey, what can you do?

Far as Happy G he's as good of a person as you could ever hope to meet. A genuine walking SW reference guide / dictionary.

He been on both sides of the fence far as SW's go.

One of the very few that has been able too see what SW's do after the phony fronts they put on for dates is over. The real raw SW experience that most never truly see.

When you guys see these girls they are telling their dope lies and not being themselves. Example: " I have to pick my kids up from school. " Or the classic " I need gas money. " " I normally don't do this. " etc etc"

Lies lies and more lies.

I can see where Enderwiggen is coming from too.

Because when mongers (like Eric posts) actually believe these lies its frustrated to the seasoned vets out here who know better.

If you took some ribbing Eric its well deserved as you should really know better.

Trust me Eric the average SW has seen thousands of dicks and when you write your posts and go on and on about her getting off and mutual enjoyment. Please know shes just faking it to get you off and make you think shes enjoying it.

What shes really thinking about is her next bag of dope.

The seasoned monger knows this and takes the his pleasure for what is is. All the SW know how to put on a good show and shake and moan also know as the fake cum. LOL. Oh yeah baby that feels so good. Zzzzzz.

But I guess you are young and your ego wants to make you believe you're actually getting her off even though you're like dick number 20 for that day. Think of it like the guy who works in the candy shop.

He's had and seen so much candy it no longer even tastes good to him. Girls don't get into this because they are feeding their kids or horny Eric. In my lifetime I have only seen one that was genuinely trying to feed her family the other 99. 9 percent of these girls are hardened drug addicts period. And I've seen thousands.

Its just ignorant to believe otherwise and 99. 9 percent of the senior guys on this board will back me up on that.

Its a rarity that monger can get up close and personal like Happy Gardener has and be let into the SW's world after the deed is done.

He's been there, and done that. He's been an informative advocate for both mongers as well as the girls in this dangerous lifestyle.

He's survived this long through it all so his instinct should be pretty well honed.

Stay safe, strap up

I like hg. And although I don't know him well enough to" vouch" for him, I doubt that he has anything less than credible to contribute to this board. With that being said, everyone should stop posting bullshit. I get excited when I see there is new SW reports because me and the people who actually use this forum to get ass and not entertain ourselves have not been having good luck lately. But then it just turns out to be another bullshit pos like this one.

Can we just talked about new SW sightings? Been on the low profile lately on SWs. This 2009 I have my new modus operandi. Instead of risking it on the streets. Just been searching for some non pros hard up on cash due to job lay offs.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I didnt come looking for a flame war or a fight and I am not going to continue this one. I saw that someone I knew was being harrassed, and I said, FWIW, I know him to be true. thats my opinion of him. At this point I dont care whether you believe it or not, as you seem to be the only one with a problem with it

If you make claims about me, find the post to back it up. I doubt that I chastised you over public numbers from a website.

Its called networking. Meeting people with similar interests outside of the venue you that you originally met in. Try it some time.

I dont post on this board too much any more. The paranoia, the immediate cat calling if one does not agree with a post, the immediate suspicion put on any new poster, are all reasons for me to limit my involvement.

I have been chasing ****** since the '70s. I have had long standing GFEs with any number of them. I have had overnight, wine in front of the fireplace sessions with some. I have patched up cuts and bruises from boyfriends/pimps. I have allowed them to crash in my basement apt. I have listened to them cry about their kids or the judge taking the kids away. I have allowed them to sway better judgement.

Have I told you about every activity? No. And I wont. I doubt Eric or any new poster will now becuase he knows he will be villafied for talking about it.[/QUOTE]Hg? ! First off [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]!

It's not even that deep!

Jesus dude, weve been trading info for HOW long?

Man, this is creepy and way too much like a cat fight.

I'll be damned if I beg you to come here more, but come the hell on, common sense is common sense. All you reacting so. CATTY does is make me more distrustful considering you are usually well mannered, and handle situations like these with ease.

What is going on around here?

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I have been working nights this week. Coming home about 3am. Driving down Wilson Ave thru Uptown. Been seeing single girls, mostly BSWs out around d Wilson & Broadway. Saw one older WSW at Racine and Leland at about 4am one night. Was going to pick her up, but when I came back two squad cars were sitting there. They were empty and parked the wrong way, and the SW was on the opposte corner. Was tempted to throw caution to the wind and pick her up, but I had already been pulled over once this week for driving with a headlight out. Sometimes those 40 yo hard timers give the best $20 bjs.

And like Butakal I am working on my own stimulus package Monday, I am having lunch with a 19 yo Latina waitress I know from a taco place I go to. Seems she is having trouble making ends meet. I told her I know a way she can pick up a little extra money and it's not Amway. She said she needs $150 more for rent this month. Hmmmmm........

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]I have been working nights this week.coming home about 3am. Driving down Wilson Ave thru Uptown. Been seeing single girls, mostly BSWs out around d Wilson & Broadway. Saw one older WSW at Racine and Leland at about 4am one night. Was going to pick her up, but when I came back two squad cars were sitting there. They were empty and parked the wrong way, and the SW was on the opposte corner. Was tempted to throw caution to the wind and pick her up, but I had already been pulled over once this week for driving with a headlight out. Sometimes those 40 yo hard timers give the best $20 bjs.

And like Butakal I am working on my own stimulus package Monday, I am having lunch with a 19 yo Latina waitress I know from a taco place I go to. Seems she is having trouble making ends meet. I told her I know a way she can pick up a little extra money and it's not Amway. She said she needs $150 more for rent this month. Hmmmmm.[/QUOTE]Let us know how it goes. Latina's are a big tease when it comes to sex and money. BTW I stroll around that neighborhood and its been DEAD. Even north ave. But cicero by the via duct was cram with SW around 5 am. It was sunny out so I had to pass.

When HG talked about Racine and Leland, boy, did it bring back memories. I was intrigued to see what was out there, because I hadn’t seen any action in that area for years. I woke from a particularly horrifying nightmare this morning around 2:30. I didn’t want to go back to sleep for awhile, so I decided to do some shopping. My activities have been curtailed to almost nothing because, well, I’m flat broke. Even so, the lack of action on the streets has been disappointing.

I knew it was late, but I figured there has to be some action somewhere. I hit almost every strip on the north side that I could think of, from North Ave. to Howard. I will admit I avoided some areas that in the past have had nothing but low quality talent. Still, there was A LOT of ground to cover.

I knew the scene was bad, but I was surprised as to how bad it was. Several hours of cruising, and I could count the number of SW I saw with two hands. Of that number, none were even close to being worthy of a pick-up. Not one. I almost did a turnaround for a WSW on North and Honore. I asked myself, “If you weren’t looking for some head, what would you think of her?” To paraphrase an old Rod Stewart lyric, “The women I’ve let suck my cock, I wouldn’t let tie my shoe.”

That’s what it’s come to. Now, it’s not whether the girl is attractive or not to pick-up. It’s grab any willing mouth because there’s nothing else. The only area where there was more than one was on Clark. 3 BSW, 1 HSW and 1 WSW. All were fugly. I’m still not sure if the WSW was female. The SW scene is the worst that’s it’s ever been. Ever. I don’t get it. It’s not Uncle Leo. I saw less B&W that SW. Very depressing.

When I was out and about the other day, I started making phone calls to my WSW aquaintances. Lo and behold I was able to find that jessica was with a one time provider I was highly interested in seeing again, and again, and again, megan. After what seemed like an eternity, we finally met on archer near the skylark. Eventually found a nice spot and got to it. She was just as I remembered her, small tight young girl body, long beautiful auburn hair and a really nice personality. Too bad it was in my car, I could make slow excruciating love to that girl for a lifetime to come! Even so the experience was really worth writing about. I would definitely play the lapdog part for that girl! That feeling of a long thick stream surging forth into a girl that is special, wow what a feeling! Man, I can't wait to catch up with megan again! Too bad she's like the wind and is not easy to find.

One's like this are what we're all searching for out there, happy hunting!

Well, this was late Saturday afternoon actually around 5:15. I was doing the Midway stroll up and down 47th. After going east and seeing nothing I turned around and decided to head for home. On the way back west a few blocks west of Pulaski I see a girl walking walking east. I definitely get the look and time the circling of the blocks correctly.

I picked up a WSW named Cassandra. Now she is 7 months pregnant but a very nice girl, or at least she was to me. She mentioned she also has a twin sister that also works. A nice quick time was had by all and I went home relaxed.

Has anyone seen this girl or her sister before?

[QUOTE=OldAndInTheWay] She was just as I remembered her, small tight young girl body, long beautiful auburn hair and a really nice personality. Too bad it was in my car, I could make slow excruciating love to that girl for a lifetime to come! Even so the experience was really worth writing about. I would definitely play the lapdog part for that girl! That feeling of a long thick stream surging forth into a girl that is special, wow what a feeling! Man, I can't wait to catch up with megan again! Too bad she's like the wind and is not easy to find.[/QUOTE]

When Megan is clean of drugs and clean of body, she is something. But sooner or later she jumps on the horse again. There are those that have tried to help her in the past, and have let themselves get too tangled up in their own emotions. Dont be one of them.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I knew the scene was bad, but I was surprised as to how bad it was. Several hours of cruising, and I could count the number of SW I saw with two hands. Of that number, none were even close to being worthy of a pick-up. Not one.

That’s what it’s come to. Now, it’s not whether the girl is attractive or not to pick-up. It’s grab any willing mouth because there’s nothing else. [/QUOTE]

I drive a lot around this city. Out of habit, I am always looking for an SW. Rare that I actually pick one up, but I am always looking. I have cruised these streets for 25 years, and I have never seen it so dry.

You can trace it back to 1996, when the Democratic convention came to the United Center and they pushed all the working girls off of Lake and Madison Streets. Once they realized they could make it really hard on the girls and johns, they started other places. Gentrification, upscale condos replacing old single family homes, strip malls replacing aging, abandoned factories along many strolls, did the rest.

See, many of you dont remember the Procter & Gamble factory that was where the Home Depot on North ave is. You dont remember the factories where Turtle Wax and Pottery Barn are. The Bridge on North Ave, and Weed Street or Kingsbury would have a dozen working girls. Same with the area around Broadway and Addison, or Sheridan and Montrose. There all gone.
The places to hide and the girls.

I drive North Ave way west and I think about the factories where the girls would live as squatters. I would knock on the door and be let into the former offices of some company where they would be living. Get BJs for $20 and be on my way. Now there is a Menards or a laundremat there.

The old Wilson Sportings Good company building (off of Western) is all lofts now. I used to go to the loading docks there and back my car in. You didnt want to get out, because the ground was covered with used condoms, needles, and broken glass.

That world is never coming back. Those girls are dead, jail, or clean. I dont miss that world, nor do the people who live in those neighborhoods. But I often laugh about the residents of those loft buildings, taking their garbage out in to the alley, and knowing the ghosts that are in those alleys.

Cassandra is a blonde 47th street regular , heavy heavy dopefiend. Poor thing is only 19 years old. You must have been really quick because she is known to rush. Rush meaning like spend no more than 5 minutes with you and book off.
When she walks the streets she always has a guy / fellow junkie up ahead who is with her but acts like hes not. He usually walks a block ahead of her and is waiting in the wings for her to finish the deed. Always someone different.
She has needle marks all over her body and is very skinny. You have to catch her in the summertime when she's wear skimpy clothes to see. But she is marked like a road map from shooting needles.
While shes nice she not the brightest bulb. She has no intention of getting clean. And she will steal if she catches you slipping. All the cops know her and her mom. She been involved in some heavy duty shit so be very very careful. Everything from people ODing around her to Robberies to Car Jackings.
And yes she is pregnant but very small for 7 months. She looks more like 3-4 months and that poor baby inside her must be tiny as hell from all those drugs she's doing. Shes been pregnant before.
The running story from the local SW's is that Cassandra has a herpes type rash on her ass and cauliflower shaped warts That cover her asshole. DEAD SEROIUS ! I couldn't even make this stuff up. Also heard about the warts from another Monger too.
Her Mom turns tricks as well as her sister. This is a girl who was raised by a junkie . So she's never even had a chance in life. The moms gets high with her and probably started her getting high. Bad bad story. She actually kind of pretty in a dirty way. If this girl was clean and had some manners and class she might actually be something. But when all you know from birth is getting high, white trash and living with junkies. Then her lifestyle is the norm for her. Sad story for everyone involved.

As for Megan
Another needle scarred junkie but has a sweet disposition. Every one on this board has probably had Megan. Shes the lovey dovey type of junkie and will kiss and actually make out with mongers if she feels she can hook you.
We've heard this story about Megan before.

Before you know it you'll be getting her hotel rooms and waiting on the bed while shes in the bathroom smoking up her rocks.
Every so often she come in give you some head, make out and then go back to her rocks.. and string you along into buying it for her all night...lol Sounds like a great date if you can afford to get ignored and spend all your money.
But you'll think you and her have something special and you'll want to help sweet ol Megan out . We all have at one time...lol.
She be calling you for money problems in the middle of the night. Lying about whatever her latest situation is all in order to get crack rocks. She owes money, she needs money for her kid etc etc

But as an older man I see how special it can feel to actually get a SW that will tongue kiss you on the mouth. Since most girls will not do this. So you think you really have something rare but....This is Megans trademark and shes in it to win it!! "It" being a bag of crack!!! So she will kiss you can act all into it to do whatever it takes to keep you coming back for more.
While not the cleanest of SW's she lacks basic hygenie when shes on a binge. Which is most of the time.
But I agree with HG if she were to clean up she's be wonderful. Problem is she's never going to stop getting high as she's had chance after chance to clean. Almost every seasoned monger on here has been in love with ol Megan at one time or another. And they all thought they were going to be the one to help her out.

Stay safe and please do strap up.

P.S An interesting side note:

For years I have heard many a monger wax poetic on different SW's and the way they make them feel. Thats being said, I have known thousands of SW. I have never ever heard even one SW say anything ever about a monger making them feel good sexually.
And this is one on one straight girl talk. I've heard them brag on their boyfriends or pimps sexually . But never had one brag about the sexual prowess of a Monger.
I've heard them brag about how much money they've made.
I've heard them brag about robbing and stealing.
I've even heard them brag about how much dope they've bought.
But sexually not a one has ever said a Monger made them feel good.

Ms Lady, that was as good a post as I've read on this forum. It's something that every one of us knows, but doesn't want to admit to themselves. Every one of us who dates SW, EVERY ONE, wants the "Pretty Woman" scenario. We've all fallen for a SW at one time or another, and we all dream of getting her out of that life and into a bf/gf relationship. And we all know that's a crock of sh*t. But it doesn't matter; we'll keep doing it and keep getting burned.

Jackson should take a version of this post and place it in every SW forum in every city. Someone needs to tell us what we already know, but need to hear. Thank you for being that someone.

[QUOTE=Iceman007]Well, this was late Saturday afternoon actually around 5:15. I was doing the Midway stroll up and down 47th. After going east and seeing nothing I turned around and decided to head for home. On the way back west a few blocks west of Pulaski I see a girl walking walking east. I definitely get the look and time the circling of the blocks correctly.

I picked up a WSW named Cassandra. Now she is 7 months pregnant but a very nice girl, or at least she was to me. She mentioned she also has a twin sister that also works. A nice quick time was had by all and I went home relaxed.

Has anyone seen this girl or her sister before? [/QUOTE]cassie and her mother, debbie, are not the type of people you want to be around. Debbie, reportedly pimped out her daughter (s) when they were virgins. Cassie was far more disreputable than her mom. It's been a while since I've seen either one of them. But they were around 47-51st and kedzie. They lived at a house on homan at 52nd. The a****** that owned the house was keeping the mother of his kid addicted in a moldy, always flooding, basement, all the while doing cassie. Mary was the mother of nicole (with the diseased eye), the heroin addict girlfriend of bree, who was murdered on cicero not so long ago. Nicole's mom, mary, was stuck in that basement. Man, that was a f"d situation. As I said in an earlier post, bree and nicole were really bad thieves and shuysters.

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234] I have never ever heard even one SW say anything ever about a monger making them feel good sexually...never had one brag about the sexual prowess of a Monger...sexually not a one has ever said a Monger made them feel good.[/QUOTE]

You mean you and your sister were lying to me after I banged the two of you?
You told me I was the best you ever had. ;)