Massage Parlor Reports

Hook me up too, I need a regular mp. <grin>

Actually, when I had a regular mp, I knew what my tip was going to be. So, I would lay it down before the massage and I could just lay there and enjoy it. In your case, place a couple flavored condoms with the money. The mp will know what to do with them, if they get in the mood again. :)

[QUOTE=Vouyer]Mongers,

I usually only go for massages with a HE.....well, 2 weeks ago the massage provider I was seeing decided that she likes me and moved from a massage to a BBBJCIM. Well, who was I to say stop?

Well, now I'm a little worried about getting a STD from oral. I have NO symptoms of any kind....only a bit of anxiety. Have any of you dealt with this, and if so, how did you deal with it?[/QUOTE]

So far, no word from Voyeur on the MP hookup.

A little help here bud!

Cheers

Newbie here folks. But I had the pleasure of having the best massage and the worst one in one single week.

First, I visited Renee and it was the best massage I have had. She worked slowly and throughly on all my muscle groups and it was great. She is also a good conversationalist. However, there was no indication of flirting or HE at all. So I was a bit disappointed, but I did get a great massage for 65. So no complaints there. She posts on CL and works from her home in North County.

So I figured I will try to find some one who combines a decent massage with a HE. With my luck I ended up with Kristina. She advertises on backpage and works off of olive and 170. She is good looking and when she opened the door I had high hopes. First of all she does not speak, period. You can ask all the questions you want while on the table, but no response, not even a mhm mhm. She wants the money first. No touching whatsoever. She barely touched me during the massage. All this for 85? I am defiinitely not going back.

[QUOTE=Loopguystl]

First, I visited Renee and it was the best massage I have had. She worked slowly and throughly on all my muscle groups and it was great. She is also a good conversationalist. However, there was no indication of flirting or HE at all. So I was a bit disappointed, but I did get a great massage for 65. So no complaints there. She posts on CL and works from her home in North County.[/QUOTE]Looped,

Happy to hear you found another great "conversationalist". Why do we care?

It seems we keep getting these reports about "best" massages that involve no "flirting or HE" a lot lately. I think you may have missed the point here.

Just to go over the mission statement again, I have to quote our fearless leader:

Remember: "The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex."

Saw Molly couple of weeks ago. Did a search on here and found out you guys have been seeing her for awhile. Well new to me, but I digress. She gave a great massage, very sensual and HE was very good. The kind only a more mature MP can give. Very intuative. Anyway, I recomend her highly. I know its someone who has been around but reporting in to keep this forum going.
BTW, keep up the good work guys,

Southern One

[QUOTE=Loopguystl]First, I visited Renee and it was the best massage I have had. She worked slowly and throughly on all my muscle groups and it was great. She is also a good conversationalist. However, there was no indication of flirting or HE at all. So I was a bit disappointed, but I did get a great massage for 65. So no complaints there. She posts on CL and works from her home in North County.[/QUOTE]Looped,

Thanks for the info. While others may not care about "conversationalists", some of us like to know when a teammate TOFTT. Saves us time & $.

Keep up the good work.

I for one do care that a new member is letting all of us know who they have paid to see and is a "conversationalist".

I commend them for posting about the experience, giving all of us a heads up and TOFTT!!!!

Some day one of these new posters may have a new "gold standard" find to report on.

However, that being said, I would rather read the quality reports that have substance to work from.

Thanks for ANY and all posts.

St. Louie, Mobanker, Loopguystl, Renee, etc,

Please stop posting these promotional ads as monger reports. No one is fooled by your antics. If you want to place an ad, put it in the Classified Section where it belongs.

[QUOTE=Bill Bradsky]St. Louie, Mobanker, Loopguystl, Renee, etc,

Please stop posting these promotional ads as monger reports. No one is fooled by your antics. If you want to place an ad, put it in the Classified Section where it belongs.[/QUOTE]With all due respect, while I can't speak for the others, I can tell you that I am not a provider. Not sure what is wrong with knowing when a massage therapist offers extras or doesn't. It's always nice to know before you fork over $. Surely we can disagree without being disagreeable. My last word on this subject. There is enough drama on CL, sure don't need it on here.

[QUOTE=Bill Bradsky]St. Louie, Mobanker, Loopguystl, Renee, etc,

Please stop posting these promotional ads as monger reports. No one is fooled by your antics. If you want to place an ad, put it in the Classified Section where it belongs.[/QUOTE]
Have you noticed that these goofy reports have started up since that nutty Laura "what's her name" linked this site to a Craig's List ad. You know who she is. The one that thinks she is the "Massage Police" on Craig's List. Sells Mary Kay on the side. She used to work for RC Massage in Clayton until he threw her out for not having a license (ironic?) and being just plain nuts.

OK Loopguy, if you want conversation AND a HE: 1st you should have RTFF.
Now I'll make it easy, go see Debbie or Sharon. Sharon gives a top rate massage, with good conversation and a HE.
Debbie, who I just saw today, is very personable, almost bubbly, and will give a happier ending. BTW, Debbie has lost weight recently and is looking better than ever. She really does enjoy her work. She had no appointment after me and spent about a half hour extra with me.

I am not sure why any one will think I am a provider. I am on here for the same reason as most of you are. I wanted to find some one who will give a massage with a HE. Now, I have heard good things about Sharon and others by St Charles. But that is a bit far for me and so I tried some one closer to where I live, and I was merely reporting my experience, just in case if it helps any one to make a decision. I don't think there is any reason to call names for that.

Personally, I will have a good massage with a HE any day. But if that doesn't happen, I will need at least a good massage for the money I fork out. Conversation is just a bonus.

Part of the reason I posted my experience here is because I wanted to know if some one else had seen Kristina and had a different experience. May be I did something wrong, may be she was not in the "mood". I am not sure. Either way it will be nice to know.

Also, isn't the whole point of this forum so that men like us can find the information they need. For those of you who thinks I am newbie and so should be shunned out, didn't you start out as a newbie? Or did you all have all this experience on your first day?

I agree about the other poster that we should try to keep the drama away from here. And, for the love of god please don't call me a provider. I am just another horny guy in St. Louis.

Works out of her mobile home just off the Pevely exit down 55. A bit of a drive if you are not going that way. Offers bargain pricing of 50/60/80 to make up for the drive. She is a youngish, BBW with enormous, very real hooters you can examine.

Definitely a country girl type who gives a decent massage and does not play games when it comes to the HE. She tells you up front that her massage is sensual and makes good on her promise, though I have had better.

Kind of gets carried away with the oil so you have to remind her it is now $116 a barrel. Runs her ad on CL.

Here is a snap she posts showing her best two assets.

Hi gang. I've been traveling for a couple weeks so not on this board lately. WTF. Can you all play nice and get back to reports. This bickering is tired! Move on, don't fight, and don't acknowledge those who are not here providing value. Ge'ez!

Pilot

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise worthless posts by One Heaven, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.

This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]