Funny thing happened on the way to the forum
I had a little time to burn around 3:00 pm this Tuesday afternoon and thought I'd see what there is to see on the Fax. So on my very first run east on Colfax, between Valentia and Verbena were two big black guys wrestling upright on the sidewalk. I didn't know if they were fvcking around or what, but they pushed each other so far into the street to where I had to stop or I'd be running them over. They then wrestled their way back onto the sidewalk and I passed still wondering what was going on. As I passed, a crowd from the streets and motels were gathering and looking all concerned about this too. To me they were just wrestling, no swinging from what I'd saw. I went down a few blocks and my curiosity turned me around to go back and get a better look. I made it back around and pulled into the Sinclair station and up to a pump like I was going to buy gas. I had a great view of across the street where the wrestlers were, but they were gone.
There's always something to look at in this area so I sat a minute at the pump to check out a group of talent across the street. I saw a little gal I have an infatuation for in the group and was watching her. Then the group started moving and a different gal, turns out one I picked up a few weeks ago, started to cross the street and walk towards the Sinclair. When I picked her up a few weeks ago I was in a different vehicle and she was so out of it I ended up just dropping her back off, she didn't even complain, amazing. Anyway, she was crossing the street towards the Sinclair and some of the group followed behind her.
She got real close to me and all of a sudden made a dash and jumped into the passenger seat and said "take off, they're going to beat me, just get out of here". I'm like, "Hey, ah, get out of my car". She was now visually upset and says "just go, now". The group that was following her then surrounded my car and were saying, "Get out of that man's car, don't leave with her. Get out, blah, blah, blah". Then the little girl of my infatuation had her hands on the front of my vehicle like she was going to hold my car back from moving. What an up close look I got of this little gal, she is such a pretty girl. Anyway, The upset girl in my car said "go or call 911, something". I then made an attempt to call 911 on my stupid phone. It sucks trying to back out of the phone's pages and find the phone app and, well, it was easier just to drive out of there. I think they seen me fvcking with my phone like I was calling someone and they all backed off and I drove out of there.
Now, the upset gal is worried they were going to follow her in a car, carrying on about how she didn't kick some old lady's ass who had a taser, but then she just wanted to be dropped off at the liquor store by the Niagara motel. We arrive and I stopped around the corner. She didn't seem to want to get out right away. My first thought was "My pepper spray is in the other vehicle, dang". Then she pulled a pair of jeans from her backpack and started to slip them on her legs. The big T-shirt she was wearing was covering her lap, but when she went to stretch up off the seat to pull her jeans up over her ass, I could see a nice fuzzy Bush. Apparently, that big T-shirt was all she was wearing when she crossed the street. I could then smell a nice, light fragrance of pvssy. I said to her "That's a nice fuzzy pvssy you have there" and she immediately replied "You have any money? Well, as any guy out here knows you don't want a gal that's pvssed off, crying, upset, totally drunk or as she demonstrated, has a crackling taser with her, I politely declined. Really, she should have offered a freebie for what I did for her.
Any moral of this story? I'm not sure, always keep your doors locked, expect the unexpected, get more pepper spray. That's it, end of story, no pictures of Tiny or nothing. Just a funny thing that happened on the way to the forum.