Massage Parlor Reports

Wayward, I had a nearly exact same experience at Young spa last Friday. CL was dead so figured I would take a chance at Young spa. Took a half hour. Lady about 45, about 5' 8", dark black hair a little above shoulders. Looked slightly cambodian or something. Decent looking and gave me a great table shower, and a great massage, very enjoyable. I was thinking the HJ was going to be great.

Wrong.

After I flipped over, she started the rushed HJ and 1 minute into it she asked me how much tip I was going to give her. I said "it depends on the service" and she started cursing me in korean (? ) (while continuing the HJ). She tried for about 3 minutes to be nice again, and was doing a decent job, and then she realized I was not going to come quick she started cursing me in combination of korean and english saying "shit foguuuk kanga fuck! ". It was weird! And she kept on doing the HJ! And then she heard the door buzzer ring, she really started pumping it fast and cursing me for taking too long to pop (it was about 4 minutes at this point)! So I wanted it to finish, so I took over the HJ duties and told her to rub my balls and she did it. Kept cursing me in english and korean! (I swear I am not making this up). I had a surprise for her.

I hid my body language so she could not tell I was gonna pop.

As I was ready to pop I literally aimed it straight at her face and shot it right in her eye. (god strike me dead now if I am lying). She really started cursing me at that point, she grabbed a towel off the bed and ran out the door to get the guy waiting at the front door. I got dressed and she came in as I was buttoning up and said loudly "where is tip! " and I said "no. Very bad service. " at that point more cursing me and stuff and waving of hands. As I was leaving the place she was cursing me very loudly, and giving me the finger all the way to the exit.

Massage: 9
Face: 7 (for older lady)
Attitude: ranging from 7 to 0 with median value of 2
Body: (did not see)
Handjob: -1
Foul mouthedness: 10
Taking it in the eye from 2 feet away totally unexpectedally: 4

I stopped by SKO tonight. Closed. The sign is lit up but they had a big "We Are Closed" sign on the door. I've read HWC was closed. So my only option MT. I saw Daisy who has a huge rack for an asian girl but she has to be kicking 40's door in. Standard table shower and I felt like I was on the witness stand while discussing extras. Very very nervous about LE there and it's hard to blame her with everything being shut down recently. I'm sure FS could be available but she didn't offer and she was too old for me to ask for it. So we just had a quick handshake. I miss the good old days of HWC with 19 and 20 year olds constantly being paraded in and out of there.

[QUOTE=Spaman2]Wayward, I had a nearly exact same experience at Young spa last Friday. CL was dead so figured I would take a chance at Young spa. Took a half hour. Lady about 45, about 5' 8", dark black hair a little above shoulders. Looked slightly cambodian or something. Decent looking and gave me a great table shower, and a great massage, very enjoyable. I was thinking the HJ was going to be great.

Wrong.

After I flipped over, she started the rushed HJ and 1 minute into it she asked me how much tip I was going to give her. I said "it depends on the service" and she started cursing me in korean (? ) (while continuing the HJ). She tried for about 3 minutes to be nice again, and was doing a decent job, and then she realized I was not going to come quick she started cursing me in combination of korean and english saying "shit foguuuk kanga fuck! ". It was weird! And she kept on doing the HJ! And then she heard the door buzzer ring, she really started pumping it fast and cursing me for taking too long to pop (it was about 4 minutes at this point)! So I wanted it to finish, so I took over the HJ duties and told her to rub my balls and she did it. Kept cursing me in english and korean! (I swear I am not making this up). I had a surprise for her.

I hid my body language so she could not tell I was gonna pop.

As I was ready to pop I literally aimed it straight at her face and shot it right in her eye. (god strike me dead now if I am lying). She really started cursing me at that point, she grabbed a towel off the bed and ran out the door to get the guy waiting at the front door. I got dressed and she came in as I was buttoning up and said loudly "where is tip! " and I said "no. Very bad service. " at that point more cursing me and stuff and waving of hands. As I was leaving the place she was cursing me very loudly, and giving me the finger all the way to the exit.

Massage: 9
Face: 7 (for older lady)
Attitude: ranging from 7 to 0 with median value of 2
Body: (did not see)
Handjob: -1
Foul mouthedness: 10
Taking it in the eye from 2 feet away totally unexpectedally: 4[/QUOTE]
But you did give her a tip...straight in the eye! LOL. With service like that she shouldn't expect much...is this typical NoVA action these days?

[QUOTE=Spaman2]
As I was ready to pop I literally aimed it straight at her face and shot it right in her eye. [/QUOTE]

This is a great way to expose her to any infections you might be carrying. You put her health at risk just because you got crappy service. She sounds pretty awful, but she didn't deserve that. Next time, just leave instead of being a boor and making things worse for all of us.

On recommendation from earlier reports, went to Zen this afternoon. Asked for Mandy and learned she's been gone for several months. Had to make a reservation, but met at door by older therapist, possibly owner, working alone. Her name is Miki, she's Thai and probably around 40. Nicely built for her age. Miki collected the house fee. 8 for an hour with TS and she confirmed that they provide only "straight massage." TS was pleasant enough, though keeping with the theme, I cleaned the jewels myself. Back at the room, she kept the modesty towel on me as proper decorum and local statutes require. Asked for medium to light and that's what I got. On the flip, towel still in place, she asked for guidance on anyplace needing further attention.

In all decent service, professionally delivered. Left fully relaxed, possibly even dozed on the table. On the old scale 4/7/5/5, though the attitude improved near the end. Though the house rate was steep, and I was out of there in 40 minutes, the tip was consistent with local norms.

This makes two convenient places now that know how to follow the rules. Though after getting a full body to body overseas recently, I may have finally cured my fever.

Jag65,

Yellow Fever has no cure. Your symptoms may receive temporary relief. But they are guaranteed to return.

LexLuther

Sheesh. Seems impossible ot find any places still open. AT gone, Herndon gone (I think)

Uggg yellow fever I got it bad with no cure. Hehe

Post AMP close-downs, I have had to treat my Yellow Fever problem via eros.com and sipsap.com. Not as cost effective, and frankly not as much fun. But, given local LE's interest in cleaning up PWC's crime problems, the escort treatments are the best option. Of course there is travel.

[QUOTE=Dlrzboy]Post AMP close-downs, I have had to treat my Yellow Fever problem via eros.com and sipsap.com. Not as cost effective, and frankly not as much fun. But, given local LE's interest in cleaning up PWC's crime problems, the escort treatments are the best option. Of course there is travel.[/QUOTE]Yea the escorts are expensive. Some of the interesting yellow ones look interesting, But man I miss table showers. Sheesh and I can't find any of the girls that useto work at my favs in Sterling.

[QUOTE=Newinnva]Sheesh. Seems impossible ot find any places still open. AT gone, Herndon gone (I think)

Uggg yellow fever I got it bad with no cure. Hehe[/QUOTE]I must have missed the memo. Is Aroma Therapy shut down now?

[QUOTE=Donkey King]I must have missed the memo. Is Aroma Therapy shut down now?[/QUOTE]I thought so. but with all the acronyms I could be mistaken.

Is apparntly either still open or open again. Theres a post on CL under theropy. I sent an email to see if its the same people or different with no responce. I useto love this place but have stayed away for a while due to all the LE out in that are a (i know the place on sterling blvd got raided)

Anyone used them lately? Still good service?

Interesting world you guys live in. And yes, I've RTFF. Many times.

Well, here's my story. Back in April, I decided to get an LMT massage at Beyond Nails Spa in Annandale. Newbie here felt really weird when the older provider started coming on to me during the massage. I froze and left confused yet extremely horny. Tried again at same with another lady hoping for more this time, but she didn't give me any signals. (Fantastic massage 2nd time by the way. Ask for Helen if you want one.)

Started looking and researching for some are&Ts in NOVA. Found several more LMTs before I found Craigslist. Well. 1st time out on CL I got in way over my head me when I found a FS place in DC by accident. Don't laugh your ass off at me. It was much more than this hypocrite was looking for. I’ll never forget Angie, but. Nevermind. Anyway, now I've been to Backlick Holistic twice and struck out both times. It might have helped if I actually asked for extras. Now that I have found you guys and RTTF I know the ways of the flip.

They know me there but only have so-so reviews. I suppose it’s a feeling of wanting a return on my investment. Should I give it another shot and hope the recent "Under New Management" ads in the Post really means anything (like a TS instead of the 2 lonely showers I've had so far) or start over at SunStar or Lotus?

I hate to ask Qs out of the shoot. So here’s my ‘sort of ‘ review. Backlick Holistic

K. 20 Qs, OK massage, no extras – My fault though.

Linda – Awesome massage. Even got the back walk. Could stand to lose 15lbs OUCH. Again – no extras – my fault. Didn’t know how/when to ask. Noob.

Does anyone have any intel on Andi, a wonderful Hawaiian who gave great massages and more in Fairfax? I saw her several times, and she was about the best value for your money, and then she just dropped off the face of the earth. Anyone know anything about her or have experienced her magic?

[QUOTE=John117]Interesting world you guys live in. And yes, I've RTFF. Many times.

Well, here's my story. Back in April, I decided to get an LMT massage at Beyond Nails Spa in Annandale. Newbie here felt really weird when the older provider started coming on to me during the massage. I froze and left confused yet extremely horny. Tried again at same with another lady hoping for more this time, but she didn't give me any signals. (Fantastic massage 2nd time by the way. Ask for Helen if you want one.[/QUOTE]


John,

Thank you for a most informative 1st post. I now feel like I know where not to go for a massage. If you're looking for information on no-frills massage & nail Spas, then I believe that you'll have more success at yellowpages.com. Otherwise, try RTFingF again, going out, and making your 2nd post a bit more interesting.

It's quality, not quantity, around here!

Dubliner
Seeing the world one AMP at a time