Strip Club Reports

Went to the Sahara last night, had a lot of fun. I don't make it to strip clubs very often so wasn't quite sure what to expect anymore. I would have to say the ratio of good looking women was pretty low. There were a lot of girls that just didn't appeal to me. I know some guys like the "larger" ladies and that's fine, but I prefer a more "fit" look myself. I was barely in my seat (with two buddies and one of their girlfriends) when a nice looking light skinned black dancer made her way onto my lap. It took very little time before she was groping around for junior and caressing him. She guided my hands to her breasts and down her bikini type bottom to the warm inviting place. Needless to say, we headed to the dance area for a 3 for $30 dance.

No sooner had we started the dances when she started trying to get me to have a "VIP" dance. She continued to grind, as well as pulling her top away from her see's and guiding the nipples into my mouth. Before long she had my hand caressing her p*sy and even let me stick a finger in a little. She moved down between my legs and starting sucking junior through my jeans. At this point I wished it was summer and I had worn loose shorts. During the dance I managed to get my zipper down and she reached inside a couple of times and stroked a little. She wouldn't let me pull it out even though it was pretty dark, saying I could do that in the "VIP" area, which I believe is just in the same area but with a curtain pulled around us. She told me she had condoms and would love to go VIP so she could get "buck-naked" and "kinky". The offer was almost enough to sway me and I would have taken her up on it if I hadn't visited AC in Skypark a few hours earlier.

I'm sorry to say I do not remember her name as I was somewhat medicated at that time. But at least you get the idea of what is offered in the regular dance area, as well as VIP. Thank God no one was awake at my house when I got home and saw the red lipstick all over the crotch area of my jeans. Clothes washing today.

I think we are going to have our first annual Christmas party at the Bird tonight. If you can show up roll up one sleeve so we can I'd you. Or wear a red hat. HAVE FUN!

Which club is this? Or is this the name of it? Can somebody send me the info, I'm not from the OC, but I'm close

[QUOTE=Mr Watts;1101272]Which club is this? Or is this the name of it? Can somebody send me the info, I'm not from the OC, but I'm close[/QUOTE]Flamingo Showgirls.

618 East Ball Road

Anaheim, CA 92805

[QUOTE=Mr Watts;1101272]Which club is this? Or is this the name of it? Can somebody send me the info, I'm not from the OC, but I'm close[/QUOTE]Flamingo Theater. A search of this forum would have given this answer in 60 seconds.

[QUOTE=Onesafari; 1101318]Flamingo Showgirls.

618 East Ball Road

Anaheim, CA 92805[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info

Taking my girl strip club hopping. She is stoked about it. My girl wants me to pop during a VIP visit while she watches. Problem: my fat boy doesn't responde well in these environments (comfort level or some lame sheeeot). I'm afraid I might not meet the demands.

In short, does ANYONE know where I can get viag. Or something similar without a docs note?

We decided last night and I don't have enough time to go to Tijuana or order online. Any help will be greatly appreciated.

Went to Flamingo tonight. * note to self. Never go to strip when your feeling desperate * walked in super cute short Latina? Hottie came over and landed right on my cock. Her hand went straight to stroking. Understandably so the room was all but empty@11:30 pm. Right off the bat she asked me to VIP I said I needed a minute. Got sideswiped with the drink scam BAMM! $20 "buy the lady a drink". Lesson learned? Nope she slammed the drink stroked me some more then ordered another. At which point I told her If she continued to be so thirsty I wouldn't be able to VIP. At this point I'm down $70. $20@door including drink- and $50 for her 2 ice teas $40 + $5 tip.right about now your thinking " what a fool", well there is a back story. I read on the forum under massage about some "winner" AMP's in the o. See.. Bullshit! I went and got duped at both. And trust me I'm no AMP amateur I've spent my time in Valley village and panorama city (never a disappointment) but I'm down here on work and driving company car. So I can't even partake in SW action and can't seem to find a FS AMP. Anyway back to story so I finally concede to VIP with *. For 1. 5. This she tells me is for the semi-nasty fun time. She says for $$$ she'll get nasty as hell. I tell her " maybe next time" since I don't want to get stung that hard on my first time here. I'm looking for FS . We get into the curtained area and BAMM! Off come the clothes. She sticks her tits in my mouth and puts my hand / fingers right onto her wet pussy. Awesome! She is young and super tight with some bad tattoos (seniors PM me for name if interested in info trade) I told her to get "him" wet and she spit on it. AWESOME! She stroked and got me close until I spun her around and she let dry hump her bare ass crack. I tapped her to let her know I was going to blow. She was thankful. But that's where the charm ended. She got her stuff and said "tip?" I threw her. 50 on account of being nice. She blew out fast and said "she you next time". Probably not unless for $$$ I have written guarantee for FS. Probably won't return unless I win the lottery and decide I absolutely am willing to break the bank trying to FS that girl. Funny thing is I went in looking for an Ebony girl. LE was all over the track so that wasn't happening. Be safe of there.

My hunt for the perfect ebony gal continues.

I'm in town from Canada for work and had an afternoon off. I am a big believer in afternoons at clubs with high mileage and The Bird did not disappoint. Door fee is $15 and that gets a "complimentary" drink. Bright day and dark club = blind patron, for a few minutes anyway. Before eyes adjusted a gal guided me to the tables on the back wall and started talking. As eyes got used to the lack of light I saw a very pretty brunette with big man mades named Raylene. She didn't come on too strong, but the waitress did, grabbing my cock saying,"Buy her a drink". I declined as I have a fixed amount of dollars. I've read this forum enough to know that a simple "No thank-you" works. Waitress continues to stroke me. She has short blonde hair and isn't bad looking. I tip her $1 to stop the stroke and hope Raylene continues where she left off. She does. We sit and talk for 10 minutes, all the while Jr is getting good attention.

Invites me to the lap dance area and gives me a hot dance. She starts asking for 1. 5 for 6 songs in VIP. That's outside my budget. After a few more songs she suggests 1 for 4 songs. I agree. We go in the VIP and she anchors the curtains with empty beer bottles, shoes, her purse to make sure no one can see in.

Waitress comes back in and says,"Now you have to buy her a drink." Grabs my cock again and works it really well. Again I decline, but want to go back and see the waitress on my next trip.

Raylene strips, pulls my belt off, pants down and proceeds to put a huge smile on my face for 4 songs.

We exchange contact #'s and I leave the building. 10cc lighter. Total damage was $145. About the same as I'd spend in a nude, lap dance club in Canada, but a nice ending isn't always offered. That's good strip club value.

[QUOTE=Just About Fun; 1102602]Taking my girl strip club hopping. She is stoked about it. My girl wants me to pop during a VIP visit while she watches. Problem: my fat boy doesn't responde well in these environments (comfort level or some lame sheeeot). I'm afraid I might not meet the demands.

In short, does ANYONE know where I can get viag. Or something similar without a docs note?

We decided last night and I don't have enough time to go to Tijuana or order online. Any help will be greatly appreciated. [/QUOTE]You can buy lovemax, libimax=libido enhancer from liquor store for $10

So I decide to mix it up a bit and try hitting a Strip Club rather than an AMP on payday. Boy was I dissapointed. Although there was no entry fee, the girls were not up to par. The only good thing about Deja Vu (garden grove blvd.) is that there is no drink hustle. The talent was not strong and it was around 500pm on a Friday night. I don't know about mileage, I know I got a drink and left after 10mins. I should have went to the bird and suffered through the drink hustle.

[QUOTE=Ampmaster;1104370]So I decide to mix it up a bit and try hitting a Strip Club rather than an AMP on payday. Boy was I dissapointed. Although there was no entry fee, the girls were not up to par. The only good thing about Deja Vu (garden grove blvd.) is that there is no drink hustle. The talent was not strong and it was around 500pm on a Friday night. I don't know about mileage, I know I got a drink and left after 10mins. I should have went to the bird and suffered through the drink hustle.[/QUOTE]There is NO millage there. Everything is very monitored and controlled. Its more of a "Gentleman's Club".

Good if you want to go have a drink, watch the game, and play a little pool with the occasional bare breast in the room.

BAD if you are looking for a strip club.

[QUOTE=Inboundhot;1104154]You can buy lovemax, libimax=libido enhancer from liquor store for $10[/QUOTE]Puuulease. Can anyone really say this stuff works? I think these herbal products are probably a scam.

Higgs

[QUOTE=Blackfriars; 1103411]I'm in town from Canada for work and had an afternoon off. I am a big believer in afternoons at clubs with high mileage and The Bird did not disappoint. Door fee is $15 and that gets a "complimentary" drink. Bright day and dark club = blind patron, for a few minutes anyway. Before eyes adjusted a gal guided me to the tables on the back wall and started talking. As eyes got used to the lack of light I saw a very pretty brunette with big man mades named Raylene. She didn't come on too strong, but the waitress did, grabbing my cock saying,"Buy her a drink". I declined as I have a fixed amount of dollars. I've read this forum enough to know that a simple "No thank-you" works. Waitress continues to stroke me. She has short blonde hair and isn't bad looking. I tip her $1 to stop the stroke and hope Raylene continues where she left off. She does. We sit and talk for 10 minutes, all the while Jr is getting good attention.

Invites me to the lap dance area and gives me a hot dance. She starts asking for 1. 5 for 6 songs in VIP. That's outside my budget. After a few more songs she suggests 1 for 4 songs. I agree. We go in the VIP and she anchors the curtains with empty beer bottles, shoes, her purse to make sure no one can see in.

Waitress comes back in and says,"Now you have to buy her a drink." Grabs my cock again and works it really well. Again I decline, but want to go back and see the waitress on my next trip.

Raylene strips, pulls my belt off, pants down and proceeds to put a huge smile on my face for 4 songs.

We exchange contact #'s and I leave the building. 10cc lighter. Total damage was $145. About the same as I'd spend in a nude, lap dance club in Canada, but a nice ending isn't always offered. That's good strip club value. [/QUOTE]Great report and you have to tell me what day of the week this was? I've never had a waitress stroke me in that place but damn would I love to be stroked by the weekend day waitress who is a petite blonde with a cute face and ass in blue jeans, but just the most annoying drink pusher I've ever encountered in a strip club and that's saying something. I've had some fun and interesting moments with her, but mostly she's out of control with me knowing that as a rule, I don't buy ladies' drinks but for a rare exception. I have come close to reporting her to management since her aggressive / obnoxious approach really does drive business away. However, her hand on my pistola would greatly mitigate my anger with her and I might even buy HER a drink. Which she also solicits. I have asked her for a lap dance, and she says it isn't happening. The weekday waitresses I've encountered are bad compared to other clubs, but not nearly as bad as the weekend waitress. I'm also not as attracted to them as the wicked cute as hell witch of the weekends.

BTW, I know Raylene well. The minute I step foot in the club she's on me, we do a silly little ritualistic dance and sit for a spell. She's my warm-up girl. She gently massages the package at the table (NO DRINK) and then I get about 4 dances from her. But I don't do VIPs and I've never closed with Raylene. The vibe she puts out is gentle GFE and it is everything I want before I get going with some of the others. Your report is very interesting as I've been curious about her VIP style. I halfway can't imagine her getting down and dirty in there but of course I know she does. Anyhow, extremely nice girl with a cute and animated face, and she really gets it going for me off the line absolutely every time I hit the Bird during the day. Which is most of the time. Would love to get more details of the VIP if you don't mind PM'ing me! Thanks again for a great report.

Went to the Bird last night. What a hassle with the drinks.. Maaan, don't you get it? If I said "No" 5-6 times, what are the chances that I'll change my mind? 'guess for a Bird brain, that's 100. Well ummmm. Not likely. Anyhow, after an hour of lame dancers, here comes Summer (?) , a 6ft blond babe with a bit of meat on her, not at all chunky, proportioned just right (no baby fat anywhere either). Went for a 3 dances, then VIP was offered at 1k. Took it and I was spent before all songs were done. Wanted to get a VIP from a really-really tall filipina, but she disapeared in the changing room and stood there for quite a while. Anyhow, tips and all 1. 5