MP in OC circa mid to late 90's
I remember the Getaway on Birch along with a couple of other FS MP with caucasian providers like Sherry and Christine who were once business partners until that went south, I used to see Sherry regularly and then off premises when she semi retired and unfortunately lost contact with her when she retired to Arizona, but she introduced me to the MP scene and I would save my tips I made bartending to go see her as she moved to different locations around JWA all owned by the same people. She was a friend and I tried to track her down but to no avail. She was my ATF.
Heard / seen only in an AMP + Lost is translation
You been here befo?
Who do for you last time?
50+ worn-out granny: How long you want? (ad showed 20 something babe).
One ouwa sik-tee.
Lili go vacation. Coco do for you. She berry good.
You want massage there?
You want everything?
Relax baby, I bring condom (leaves the door wide open as she walks out).
You hansum man.
You come honey?
Ad: Grand Opening (It's been there for decades).
Her: Straightening out the bed sheet. The one you just exploded on. No wonder I felt a wet spot earlier.
You: Who's working today? Papasan: (Looking at his chart) Who?
Ad: BBFS She: Sorry I'm on period. You: Umm. . . Backdoor??
Ad: Location: 5 different cities, none of which is the actual city (yeah, that's really going to fool the LE).
Ay-yai-yai.
Other common conversations
[QUOTE=Assaholic;6511183]You been here befo?
Who do for you last time?
50+ worn-out granny: How long you want? (ad showed 20 something babe).
One ouwa sik-tee.
Lili go vacation. Coco do for you. She berry good.
You want massage there?
You want everything?
Relax baby, I bring condom (leaves the door wide open as she walks out).[/QUOTE]Me: Is Wendy working?
Lady: Yes she is available now. $45 pay me now. Wait in this room.
(20 minutes go by).
Me: if no one is going to come can you give my money back?
Lady: she come now. No problem.
(another 10 minutes of waiting. Then a chubby unattractive substitute girl comes in).
Me: what happened to Wendy?
Lady: she have other customer. I give you good massage. #1.
Lady: "You good body. You exercise a lot?
Me: "no not really. More of a couch potato. But thanks for the flattery".
Lady: "Oh you like Chinese lady?
Me: Naw not really. Any human between 18 and 40 with a vagina will pretty much do.
Lady: mmm oh baby, yes, yes, oh yeah".
Me: are you truly on the verge of an orgasm yourself just by stroking my johnson with some baby oil? I am starting to suspect this is something of an Oscar award winning performance.
Lady: You want water?
Me: I thought I paid for 1 hour, and exactly 32 minutes have gone by.
Lady: Oh I have another customer now. I make it up to you next time.
Me: How about making it up to me now by giving me a full hour?
Thanks For the Good Example
[QUOTE=Grimmy23;6515487]. . . As part of my "civil responsibility" as an owner of a legit massage business I work with an organization that provides support to trafficking victims. . . .[/QUOTE]Grimmy, glad you're supporting a helping organization. I myself donate to a couple of orgs that helps get trapped girls, often underage, out of the business in southeast Asia and India. If you'll PM me a name, I'll include the one you support on my annual giving list.
Lift Her Up.