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[QUOTE=Musei]Whenever Amy comes after me with that straight razor to clean up and shave the boys, it always freaks me out a little. But man... is she good!![/QUOTE]
Shave the boys??? Are you nuts? I mean are you crazy? I would never let a woman handle the boys knowing she's going to use a straight razor on them. She'd have a lot more to clean up with me, cuz I'd shit myself.
Stinky Out
Some of you guys may remember there was a video making the rounds on this forum and the International forum some months back. It was showing a "chinese" massage, The guy sat on a chair for the shower and the girl cleaned every part of him and then some. Then the massage was on what looked like an inflatable raft. My question. Is there anywhere in the Chicago area that provides showers and massages like that? The video looked so hot, I've always wanted to try it. And I can't aford to fly to China. They'll make me eat paint with lead in it.
Stinky Out
[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Shave the boys??? Are you nuts? I mean are you crazy? I would never let a woman handle the boys knowing she's going to use a straight razor on them. She'd have a lot more to clean up with me, cuz I'd shit myself.
Stinky Out[/QUOTE]
I consider it less risky than any BBBJ and many of the other experiences expressed here on this forum! ;)
Hi,
Long time lurker. Anyone tried a place called Secretly Yours on North Ave just west of 355? Can't find any info.
Thanks
[QUOTE=Musei]I consider it less risky than any BBBJ and many of the other experiences expressed here on this forum! ;)[/QUOTE]Speaking as a guy who's gotten burned before, I would much rather risk a bbbj than a hooker with a razor! I mean, who know what major mental malfunction might happen while she's shaving you? Or she could have just skip taking her Prozac that day, you never know.
So as far as I am concerned, you get the Big Balls award, Tough Guy!
[QUOTE=Ono Ono]Hi,
Long time lurker. Anyone tried a place called Secretly Yours on North Ave just west of 355? Can't find any info.
Thanks[/QUOTE]
It's a jackshack like all the other ones discussed on the Roselle board.
[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]Speaking as a guy who's gotten burned before, I would much rather risk a bbbj than a hooker with a razor! I mean, who know what major mental malfunction might happen while she's shaving you? Or she could have just skip taking her Prozac that day, you never know.
So as far as I am concerned, you get the Big Balls award, Tough Guy![/QUOTE]
Thanks Mr. Tyr... you've made my day!! LMFAO!!
I normally go to my ‘sure thing’ in Chinatown, but I’ve been itching to have a Euro, so I gambled and went to a place in the city on Milwaukee ave. Just north of Irving (next to the Portage theater). No dice. They advertise on CL, and I think they’re new. All the good signs seemed to be there- their ad focuses on the women masseuses. "red head", "Russian", etc. , and they also advertised a table shower. So, I called for a same day appt and was told I’d have so-and-so (I forget her name, but I think it was Latin, which I really didn’t want). When I showed up, I asked for the table shower and the ½ hour massage. A sure sign I’m there for a little HR, no? I think my original masseuse was American, but when I asked for the table shower, I was shifted to an Eastern European- I think her name was ‘Anna’. So. I thought this was a good sign. I’m shuffled off to the TS, and she practically admonishes me with "and you HAVE to stay covered! ". Mind you, I’m not even looking at her funny. The TS is, I don’t know. ’legit’, with full coverage and no teasing. Same with the massage. I started out with the sheet off my ass, and she dutifully covered me right away. Here’s a strange thing- not only was there no action below the belt, but if she had her way, there would’ve literally been no action there- I actually had to tell her to massage my legs! ? She was clearly taken aback by this request. She was only going to massage my back. I had to explicitly ask for her to massage my legs, and there was NO close contact or a flip.
When she was done, she thanked me, turned and left (all in about 2 seconds). I can’t help but think there’s more available there, but has anyone else tried this place? I’m happy to take one for the team, but this was kind of ridiculous. Is it just that I was new and the place is new? Is there such a thing as looking like LE? I honestly wonder if that could be part of it. I’ve struck out at a few places now (Rose, Senina, and this place). Thoughts?
Yeah I went there twice. Had tiffany and dana. It sounds promising because of their ads on CL and the way that it is advertised. But it was completely legit. All the signs were given but no response.
I went twice, thinking maybe it would change or perhaps with a different girl, things would be different, but no. Stay away.
[QUOTE=Northside 77]I normally go to my ‘sure thing’ in Chinatown, but I’ve been itching to have a Euro, so I gambled and went to a place in the city on Milwaukee ave. Just north of Irving (next to the Portage theater). No dice. They advertise on CL, and I think they’re new. All the good signs seemed to be there- their ad focuses on the women masseuses. "red head", "Russian", etc. , and they also advertised a table shower. So, I called for a same day appt and was told I’d have so-and-so (I forget her name, but I think it was Latin, which I really didn’t want). When I showed up, I asked for the table shower and the ½ hour massage. A sure sign I’m there for a little HR, no? I think my original masseuse was American, but when I asked for the table shower, I was shifted to an Eastern European- I think her name was ‘Anna’. So. I thought this was a good sign. I’m shuffled off to the TS, and she practically admonishes me with "and you HAVE to stay covered! ". Mind you, I’m not even looking at her funny. The TS is, I don’t know. ’legit’, with full coverage and no teasing. Same with the massage. I started out with the sheet off my ass, and she dutifully covered me right away. Here’s a strange thing- not only was there no action below the belt, but if she had her way, there would’ve literally been no action there- I actually had to tell her to massage my legs! ? She was clearly taken aback by this request. She was only going to massage my back. I had to explicitly ask for her to massage my legs, and there was NO close contact or a flip.
When she was done, she thanked me, turned and left (all in about 2 seconds). I can’t help but think there’s more available there, but has anyone else tried this place? I’m happy to take one for the team, but this was kind of ridiculous. Is it just that I was new and the place is new? Is there such a thing as looking like LE? I honestly wonder if that could be part of it. I’ve struck out at a few places now (Rose, Senina, and this place). Thoughts?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Northside 77]I normally go to my ‘sure thing’ in Chinatown, but I’ve been itching to have a Euro, so I gambled and went to a place in the city on Milwaukee ave. Just north of Irving (next to the Portage theater). No dice. They advertise on CL, and I think they’re new. All the good signs seemed to be there- their ad focuses on the women masseuses. "red head", "Russian", etc. , and they also advertised a table shower. So, I called for a same day appt and was told I’d have so-and-so (I forget her name, but I think it was Latin, which I really didn’t want). When I showed up, I asked for the table shower and the ½ hour massage. A sure sign I’m there for a little HR, no? I think my original masseuse was American, but when I asked for the table shower, I was shifted to an Eastern European- I think her name was ‘Anna’. So. I thought this was a good sign. I’m shuffled off to the TS, and she practically admonishes me with "and you HAVE to stay covered! ". Mind you, I’m not even looking at her funny. The TS is, I don’t know. ’legit’, with full coverage and no teasing. Same with the massage. I started out with the sheet off my ass, and she dutifully covered me right away. Here’s a strange thing- not only was there no action below the belt, but if she had her way, there would’ve literally been no action there- I actually had to tell her to massage my legs! ? She was clearly taken aback by this request. She was only going to massage my back. I had to explicitly ask for her to massage my legs, and there was NO close contact or a flip.
When she was done, she thanked me, turned and left (all in about 2 seconds). I can’t help but think there’s more available there, but has anyone else tried this place? I’m happy to take one for the team, but this was kind of ridiculous. Is it just that I was new and the place is new? Is there such a thing as looking like LE? I honestly wonder if that could be part of it. I’ve struck out at a few places now (Rose, Senina, and this place). Thoughts?[/QUOTE]I have never heard of anyone with such bad luck as you at mp's. Yes, there IS such a thing as looking like LE. It might be something as simple as reluctance to smile and be friendly, carrying yourself in a military manner, your haircut, your choice of belt and/or shoes, or suspicious looking leather cases on your belt...or perhaps what looks like 2 "wallets" in your back pockets....even aggressive looking eye contact.
After reading about everyone talking about Bamboo for the past 6 months or so I just realized that I drive past that d@mn place twice a day!! It surely doesn't draw any attention to itself. Sorry for being a moron to anyone I may have asked for the address.
In my defense, my whiffs at these 3 places were all first time visits. Only after visiting Senina & Rose did I dig & find this forum (and for that I am eternally grateful! ) After a little research, I realized there's a game to be played, and trust to be developed. It's kind of fun, but can be frustrating when you only venture out every now and then. My only prior experience was in Toronto, where it was a lot more out in the open, and I initially figured it'the be more or less the same in the States. I think the look thing is a part of it, but my failures can probably be attributed to attitude as much as anything. At a new place, I think I'm an awkward combo of friendly and nervous, for whatever that's worth (but that seems normal, no? ) Plus, I would think it's prudent for MPs to not give anything up on a first or second visit. Your wallet remark reminded me of a detail from my recent whiff- when I got out of the TS, the masseuse said that she moved my clothes from the first room (where I changed to go to the TS) to another room. There was no apparent difference between the rooms, and there were no other clients there at the time. I wonder if she was taking a quick look at the wallet to make sure there wasn't a star in there or something? Seems silly, since I can't imagine LE showing up at a place with their gear. In any case, my next MP visit will probably be to my known place (not unknown to this board, but I won't bother mentioning). Here's to hoping my next post is one of success!
[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]I have never heard of anyone with such bad luck as you at mp's. Yes, there IS such a thing as looking like LE. It might be something as simple as reluctance to smile and be friendly, carrying yourself in a military manner, your haircut, your choice of belt and/or shoes, or suspicious looking leather cases on your belt...or perhaps what looks like 2 "wallets" in your back pockets....even aggressive looking eye contact.[/QUOTE]
Anyone have an info on Rachel Renee?
Busty Smooth Seductress 40DDD - w4m - 31http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/403177759.html
Went to Relax last night. I usually call to see who is working but last night I didn't. BIG mistake. I ended up with Amy. She put me in a room and left for 10 minutes befor returning. All of the rooms were open so I no that I was the only one there. When she came back to the room it was all business. Now I have been there many times and I have not seen her or the other two girls that were there last night. As for the massage it was good and she hit all the right spots that needed attention. On the flip she oiled up the front and said .60 for a tip. I said no, thats to much. After a lot of back and forth she said ok. She had a grip like a vice, I think the little fella was choking to death. After she wiped me down with the HOT towel, I dressed and left. ON the way out I seen May behind the front desk. I told her that next time I will call ahead for her. She said thank you. I sure miss Nina and Sonja.
Went to see Coco yesterday. Saw her ad on CL several times and read a few reviews here. Decided to give her a try since I was heading south. Made the call and said I would arrive in 30 minutes. Was told to call from downstairs. Went up and was pleased to see it was the same girl as in the ad. Mid to late 30's and LITTLE. She couldn't have been more than 4' 11" and 110# and B cup size. Started out talking and she remarked how good looking I was and did I have a different girl every Saturday. Got me undressed and started out on a nice massage. After a nice massage she gave me a nice feather touch rub down. On the flip she massaged my legs and then told me, in her broken english, her Aunt Flo was in town. but she would gladly give me her mouth and finish with her hand. She was so worried about me being upset it was pretty funny. I told her that would be just fine. She continued to massage me and then started in on the boys. After a while she started the BJ and she went at it for a time. Then she gave me a look like what the hell is taking you so long??!! So I told her just her hand was ok. She went to the HJ and BJ route then she told me her jaw was too tired so she would have to finish with her hand. She went at that for a time then told me next time I have to give her a massage because I wore out her mouth and arms! Got cleaned up and she gave me a nice head massage. When I was dressed she gave me her cell number and took mine. She walked me to the door and gave me several kisses and told me to come back next time for more fun. All in all a great experience for 1.60 but wished Flo wasn't in town.