Rants and Stupid shit in Dayton

[QUOTE=RegulatorD;3564771]As a second note, lots of providers use old photos, filtered photos, body fat hiding photos, etc so have your expectations set accordingly.[/QUOTE]This gets on my nerves. The pictures these girls post are the best possible pics they can find. It's a form of advertisement, and you need to take it as such. I have never gotten a meal that looks like the picture on the menu, and I don't expect it either. If you think you are going to get the Big Mac from the commercial you should stay home and eat what the wife if fixing.

[QUOTE=XxTonyxX;3565440]This gets on my nerves. The pictures these girls post are the best possible pics they can find. It's a form of advertisement, and you need to take it as such. I have never gotten a meal that looks like the picture on the menu, and I don't expect it either. If you think you are going to get the Big Mac from the commercial you should stay home and eat what the wife if fixing.[/QUOTE]This is when good info from boards like this one comes in handy. Some of these girls use the same photos for years, I've even seen timestamps on photos from over 5 years ago.

[QUOTE=LustForLust;3552088]I've spent more time and money in strip clubs than I'd like to admit to my parents. I think this comes from two things.

The biggest is that, based on listening in on other guys at the rail, many just want to see all they can see. If a girl can hold it open so you can see deep, these guys will (probably) tip better. I can't explain it, but I've seen it.

The second is that, partly because of the first-part guys, the girls do not know what else to do.

I started in strip clubs in the '90's in a newly opened club. Most of the girls gave gynecological dances. But there was this one woman who knew how to play with it. She is the reason I still love the slow rerelease of "Layla. " But I stood out in preferring her that (in a no-extras club) she'd sometimes hang out with me, appreciating my appreciation.[/QUOTE]I understand some have fetishes. For me, I look for the whole body experience not just looking at her as the life support system for the vagina. From some complaints on here, I think quite a few others have interests beyond the darkness within. Want ideas on how to pose sexy? Leaf through any women's magazine at the checkout at the grocery.

[QUOTE=XxTonyxX;3565440]This gets on my nerves. The pictures these girls post are the best possible pics they can find. It's a form of advertisement, and you need to take it as such. I have never gotten a meal that looks like the picture on the menu, and I don't expect it either. If you think you are going to get the Big Mac from the commercial you should stay home and eat what the wife if fixing.[/QUOTE]Within the past few weeks one guy on here posted on some of the girls pics, and complained they never smile. That's something that's kind of bugged me too. I'd like a o see a little bit of a smile just so that I don't see black teeth or holes in their teeth. But the one thing that really sets me off is when you see these ladies taking selfies of themselves with the toilet in the background. I'm like Tony. Are these selfies the best these ladies can think of for a pic on their ad? Surprises me that they can't think of asking a client to take a pic of them with the girls cell phone.

If you're performing oral fellatio on someone and you fall asleep with the man's dick in your mouth, you've got a problem.

Why is it that these providers post "contact me any time through pm or the site" then never answer. Just wondering.

[QUOTE=Repo1;3573553]Why is it that these providers post "contact me any time through pm or the site" then never answer. Just wondering.[/QUOTE]Probably a lot of reasons. Some of the ladies can only access the site when they get free wireless internet from their neighbors or a nearby business. Some are likely dealing with other issues while others are just plain inconsiderate.

[QUOTE=Westy0311;3572842]If you're performing oral fellatio on someone and you fall asleep with the man's dick in your mouth, you've got a problem.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you got a massage in medway.

And I wasn't gagging them either, LOL.

[QUOTE=DaytonBoy;3573628]Sounds like you got a massage in medway.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Westy0311;3572842]If you're performing oral fellatio on someone and you fall asleep with the man's dick in your mouth, you've got a problem.[/QUOTE]It's likely pills did it to your girl. Oxy maybe?

Just curious. When a woman has agreed to give you oral sex, and she fell asleep. Is it a rape if I had to use her pussy instead? Pussy works well conscious or not. Mouth doesn't. Js.

[QUOTE=Goodson2000;3574381]It's likely pills did it to your girl. Oxy maybe?

Just curious. When a woman has agreed to give you oral sex, and she fell asleep. Is it a rape if I had to use her pussy instead? Pussy works well conscious or not. Mouth doesn't. Js.[/QUOTE]No you didn't. Gd you are fool for that one, (I mean that in a good / humorous way).

But your right it does work well conscious or not. Sometimes even better LOL jk jk.

[QUOTE=Goodson2000;3574381]It's likely pills did it to your girl. Oxy maybe?

Just curious. When a woman has agreed to give you oral sex, and she fell asleep. Is it a rape if I had to use her pussy instead? Pussy works well conscious or not. Mouth doesn't. Js.[/QUOTE]Since you asked a legal question about rape, I was wondering...

Is this Statutory Rape? Or just a Moose-demeanor?

[QUOTE=Cartog;3574803]Since you asked a legal question about rape, I was wondering...

Is this Statutory Rape? Or just a Moose-demeanor?[/QUOTE]I'm not a lawyer, not sure about technical terms.
I know this is rape and public indecency though. Possible assault on PO too.
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[QUOTE=Goodson2000;3574381]It's likely pills did it to your girl. Oxy maybe?

Just curious. When a woman has agreed to give you oral sex, and she fell asleep. [/QUOTE]Could be anything. Late night and beer (lots, and lots of beer) has done similar to me.

Several years back, when life was crazy in many ways, I would occasionally fall asleep going down on my woman. According to her, when she shifted her position, I'd wake up and pick up where I left off.

She was mostly amused, but we are not a very typical couple.

[QUOTE=Goodson2000;3574907]I'm not a lawyer, not sure about technical terms.
I know this is rape and public indecency though. Possible assault on PO too.
[URL]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/534/582/3ef.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]I recall that case. That horse did get equine justice in horse court.

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