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[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1319810]They came to me. I welcomed them into my man cave. LOL.

We put some tunes on the stereo & they started dancing & drinking! Directv ch. 816 was on. But they said, Baldy, no put on ch. 847.

They danced & started peeling off their clothes! WOW! I was getting non stop lap dances!

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]Damn Baldy, What's the recovery time after a date like that? Be sure to drink lots of fluids, dehydration is the enemy. You got to pace yourself. Two young beauties like that, they could have killed you.

CookyJar

[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1319979]Damn Baldy, What's the recovery time after a date like that? Be sure to drink lots of fluids, dehydration is the enemy. You got to pace yourself. Two young beauties like that, they could have killed you.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]You are the hefner on the streets baldly nice lookin pussy

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1319945]This one will drive to you for 60 quickie. Amazing bargain.

Her body is ROCKIN! She just loves sex! Call her.

Tell her Baldy sent you. She just left my man cave.

2 days in a row I banged her! Damn!

Now, I can watch Tebow fuck up the Jets!

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]You're like the Micheal Jordan, of the hobby. I'm in Chicago, so that means a lot, coming from me!

[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1319979]Damn Baldy, What's the recovery time after a date like that? Be sure to drink lots of fluids, dehydration is the enemy. You got to pace yourself. Two young beauties like that, they could have killed you.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]LOL. Thanks dude. That's how I want to go out, with 2 cuties like that! Ha haaa!

BALDY CRUISER :)

Give her a call. She is running SPECIALS!

Her pussy is tight as a vice & her BBBJ is sloppy, wet & world class!

She has a real nice LAX incall. Doubles with Krystal.

BALDY CRUISER :)

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1319945]This one will drive to you for 60 quickie. Amazing bargain.

Her body is ROCKIN! She just loves sex! Call her.

Tell her Baldy sent you. She just left my man cave.

2 days in a row I banged her! Damn!

Now, I can watch Tebow fuck up the Jets!

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]I'm callin soon. Bless you cruiser!

[QUOTE=Dynomutt;1320002]You're like the Micheal Jordan, of the hobby. I'm in Chicago, so that means a lot, coming from me![/QUOTE]I concur! If you build it, they will cum! LOL

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1319873]Man, I was in Friggin Heaven! Two young, nubile soul sistas that love to party!

I had my own private strip club with mucho extras!

I fucked them both in every imaginable position!

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]What's almost as great as your recent conquests is your Man Cave. You've got Lakers, Dodgers, Hooters. What a cool place to hang out and Fuck!

[QUOTE=Ninoslim;1320741]What's almost as great as your recent conquests is your Man Cave. You've got Lakers, Dodgers, Hooters. What a cool place to hang out and Fuck![/QUOTE]Thanks dude.

BALDY CRUISER :)

[QUOTE=Ricoswank;1320078]I concur! If you build it, they will cum! LOL[/QUOTE]Thank you buddy!

BALDY CRUISER :)

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1319890]I kissed them all over & licked them all over!

DFK & I filled every orrifice! WOW! These chicks are great!

Young, fun & full of my cum!

Is this a great country or what?

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]O snap. Your penis is the size of my thumb Baldy. No wonder you can't keep a girlfriend or wife. LOL

Props to ya brutha. Nice find and thanks for the photos!

Bender

What a great series of pics and the stories to go with them! Krystal has got to be one of your best. She isn't as pretty as some of the

Drop-dead gorgeous girls you've posted on before, but the fun attitude that comes across puts her right up there with the best!

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1319945]This one will drive to you for 60 quickie. Amazing bargain.

Her body is ROCKIN! She just loves sex! Call her.

Tell her Baldy sent you. She just left my man cave.

2 days in a row I banged her! Damn!

Now, I can watch Tebow fuck up the Jets!

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]

Fellas, Last week I ran a post asking if some of you were on humaniplex.

Don't know if you fellas remember my post on "double booking incident" months back.

I wanted to ask one you fellas for a special favor yet did not have the "gall" to ask some of you as am sure I was going to be shot down.

I asked Baldy to help me out and he did not even hesitate one bit.

The man does not even know me and yet he helped me out on this.

I just wanted to say "thank you" to Baldy Cruiser.

Your help and contributions to the forum are much appreciated and Baldy I too "just like fucking the bitches" like you say.

I should have thought of this sooner. We were a team last night. Like "shaq and kobe" "hogan and savage" and "ebony and ivory"

Sweet! 1111.

Thanks again!

Thanks baldy!

Happy thanksgiving everyone.

I admire BC too. Even though I haven't had chance to try the intel he shared with me. I will try to share more intel when I have chance. Since I live with my gf and tie up with work really don't have much time to hunt. Once again. Thank you so much B. C. Be safe everyone! We are not the only one here.

Anyone see Lexi Diamond from HX?

I can't even get a rate reply from her.

She definitely looks real cute.

Thanks

Anyone see her? Looks cute.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/photos/lexidiamond90/29982/[/url]

[QUOTE=Mazda05; 1323587]Anyone see Lexi Diamond from HX?

I can't even get a rate reply from her.

She definitely looks real cute.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Save your money. She's hot, but. Terrible attitude and very lame service. Don't waste your time. Trust me on this one.

[QUOTE=Mazda05; 1323587]Anyone see Lexi Diamond from HX?

I can't even get a rate reply from her.

She definitely looks real cute.

Thanks[/QUOTE]She quoted me $$$.5 / hr and $$$/hh.

I told her I'll save up to see her.

This chick is driving me crazy! Damn!

Waiting for her to come to LAX.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/18424[/url]

BALDY CRUISER :)

Also this little redbone sweetheart. WOW!

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/18734[/url]

BALDY CRUISER :)

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1335655]This chick is driving me crazy! Damn!

Waiting for her to come to LAX.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/18424[/url]

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]I'd walk through hell or high water just to get one sniff of that pussy.

Wow

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1335655]This chick is driving me crazy! Damn!

Waiting for her to come to LAX.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/18424[/url]

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]I like that one a lot beautiful titties.

I posted about her on BP thread too because she is on both. This woman is incredible! Wow just like her pics if not better bros. I got to taste her nice kitty, doggie what a site, mish, and oh ya an incredible CBJ. Her head game is probably one of the best I've had. I'd put her at best if it was BBBJ. So the lucky guy who works that deal is going to probably blast those tonsils because you probably won't last too long. She'll be in Downey today after 3 according to her post. So I highly recemmend!

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10521[/url]

[QUOTE=Jonathonjammer;1339398][url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10521[/url][/QUOTE]I really need to tap that. She is a beautiful woman!

Thanks Jonathonjammer for the report!

BALDY CRUISER :)

Waiting for this one.

Probably 250 or 300 per hour, but she is hot.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Belgium-Hottie[/url]

Money means nothing before a hot Belgium.

BTW, asked her what her overnight rate is going to be.

I need at least three hours with her to be satisfied.

Maybe 700.

[QUOTE=Kenkimark; 1340433]Waiting for this one.

Probably 250 or 300 per hour, but she is hot.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Belgium-Hottie[/url]

Money means nothing before a hot Belgium.

BTW, asked her what her overnight rate is going to be.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1340199]I really need to tap that. She is a beautiful woman!

Thanks Jonathonjammer for the report!

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]WOW! LOVE those nude pics of Carissa, first time I have seen those pics, I seen Carissa twice last week, COOL girl, GREAT fuck, I will be going back for more.

Where did those nude pics come from? HX?

[QUOTE=Kenkimark; 1340436]I need at least three hours with her to be satisfied.

Maybe 700.[/QUOTE]Why? She's flat chested, She has a big nose. Just because she says she's from Belgium?

I wouldn't give her more than 100. What is your handle on HX?

BALDY CRUISER :)

Pure European fantasy. Had a European GF a while ago. Still missing her.

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1340938]Why? She's flat chested, She has a big nose. Just because she says she's from Belgium?

I wouldn't give her more than 100. What is your handle on HX?

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]

I reported on her a while back in the SFV board when she was visiting the valley. Baldy she's hotter in person but everything was covered when I saw her, another one you should try is nicole, she has a 415, both of them travel around a bit.

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1340199]I really need to tap that. She is a beautiful woman!

Thanks Jonathonjammer for the report!

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kenkimark; 1340433]Waiting for this one.

Probably 250 or 300 per hour, but she is hot.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Belgium-Hottie[/url]

Money means nothing before a hot Belgium.

BTW, asked her what her overnight rate is going to be.[/QUOTE]She quoted hh / hr of 180/280 for non GFE also 240/320 for GFE (BBBJ / DFK)

Negotiated three hours for 800, GFE.

My Christmas gift to myself.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=Monger X;1341991]She quoted hh / hr of 180/280 for non GFE also 240/320 for GFE (BBBJ / DFK)[/QUOTE]

Hit up a girl I've seen before on BP for a quick session in the Los Angeles area just to let out some stress. Everything went as usual but when session was over I left her incall, a hotel, and there was LEO parked outside in the parking lot and when I walk by to go to my vehicle with my heart starting to pound a little asks me if I know who is driving one of those older model Camaros parked in the parking space. I didn't know for reals so I just played cool and said no. Of course he asked if I was in there with the person who fit the name of vehicle because she had warrants and that it was no big deal if I told him it was her but lucky for me had some drinks (juices non alcohol like it would of made a difference) but just told him I was hanging with my girl and enjoying ourselves for the night. Didn't look like he believed me but hey what could he do. He had no probable cause to go in and I'm free of warrants so my vehicle was cool if he did run my plates. So I grab my drinks go back to room and play the game. I know this girl pretty well so I let her know what was going on and turned out not to be her vehicle and just wait it out for a few minutes and on my way. Pretty shitty for LEO to be running for warrants on vehicles that are parked at hotels maybe knowing what is going down in there but not being able to go inside unless they find the person who actually has the warrant. Just something you bros should know of my experience. Which I don't know if it's a one time thing or been happening for awhile now. It was a comfort inn so it's not like it was just some shady place known for that. Wondering if anyone else experienced this before?

[QUOTE=Jonathonjammer;1344547]Hit up a girl I've seen before on BP for a quick session in the Los Angeles area just to let out some stress. Everything went as usual but when session was over I left her incall, a hotel, and there was LEO parked outside in the parking lot and when I walk by to go to my vehicle with my heart starting to pound a little asks me if I know who is driving one of those older model Camaros parked in the parking space. I didn't know for reals so I just played cool and said no. Of course he asked if I was in there with the person who fit the name of vehicle because she had warrants and that it was no big deal if I told him it was her but lucky for me had some drinks (juices non alcohol like it would of made a difference) but just told him I was hanging with my girl and enjoying ourselves for the night. Didn't look like he believed me but hey what could he do. He had no probable cause to go in and I'm free of warrants so my vehicle was cool if he did run my plates. So I grab my drinks go back to room and play the game. I know this girl pretty well so I let her know what was going on and turned out not to be her vehicle and just wait it out for a few minutes and on my way. Pretty shitty for LEO to be running for warrants on vehicles that are parked at hotels maybe knowing what is going down in there but not being able to go inside unless they find the person who actually has the warrant. Just something you bros should know of my experience. Which I don't know if it's a one time thing or been happening for awhile now. It was a comfort inn so it's not like it was just some shady place known for that. Wondering if anyone else experienced this before?[/QUOTE]Shit like this happens all the time and worse. Most ghetto / cheap / hooker hotels allow the cops to come and check the names of every person in the hotel. They check names for warrants. If there is a hit in their database, the hotel simply goes with them to the room and unlocks the door for the cop. Everyone on the room gets their name checked for warrents. If you got one you are going to jail. If you don't have I'd you are going to jail.

I had a friend of my get caught fucking a hooker this way. They didn't take him or the girl to jail because neither had warrants. The hooker had her boyfriend get the room and he had warrants. The shitty hotel lets the cops in and caught them banging like teenagers. My friend said he was scared but knew they couldn't do anything to him. The cops tried scaring the girl but she was a stone cold hooker so she refused to put her clothes on and just talked shit. When the checked the closets and bathroom they just left.

Since they have no problem coming into rooms it does not surprise me they are checking plates.

Back in Tucson I was visiting a provider and as I'm walking up the stairs, leo is up there with the manager pounding on a door. I was high and just drank so I didn't want to head back to my car because, like an idiot I had half a 6 pack in there. My providers door was a few down and I was scared as hell to go in. But I knew I hadn't done anything wrong so they couldn't do anything. Turns out it was her "driver". I guess he had a warrant for a traffic ticket and priors for soliciting so they went up. Not sure what happened with him as we got down to business because she used her I'd to get her room. After that I never did incall again.

[QUOTE=Jonathonjammer;1344547]Hit up a girl I've seen before on BP for a quick session in the Los Angeles area just to let out some stress. Everything went as usual but when session was over I left her incall, a hotel, and there was LEO parked outside in the parking lot and when I walk by to go to my vehicle with my heart starting to pound a little asks me if I know who is driving one of those older model Camaros parked in the parking space. I didn't know for reals so I just played cool and said no. Of course he asked if I was in there with the person who fit the name of vehicle because she had warrants and that it was no big deal if I told him it was her but lucky for me had some drinks (juices non alcohol like it would of made a difference) but just told him I was hanging with my girl and enjoying ourselves for the night. Didn't look like he believed me but hey what could he do. He had no probable cause to go in and I'm free of warrants so my vehicle was cool if he did run my plates. So I grab my drinks go back to room and play the game. I know this girl pretty well so I let her know what was going on and turned out not to be her vehicle and just wait it out for a few minutes and on my way. Pretty shitty for LEO to be running for warrants on vehicles that are parked at hotels maybe knowing what is going down in there but not being able to go inside unless they find the person who actually has the warrant. Just something you bros should know of my experience. Which I don't know if it's a one time thing or been happening for awhile now. It was a comfort inn so it's not like it was just some shady place known for that. Wondering if anyone else experienced this before?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1319945]This one will drive to you for 60 quickie. Amazing bargain.

Her body is ROCKIN! She just loves sex! Call her.

Tell her Baldy sent you. She just left my man cave.

2 days in a row I banged her! Damn!

Now, I can watch Tebow fuck up the Jets!

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]I tried her yesterday and the number isn't any good anymore. If anyone has digits I would appreciate a PM.

Dylan is a montana gal with a stretchy stomach and some gamey be. O. I had a tough time finishing with her hand she made me pay more to go over time and then was all, you should have cum on me.

I met liz because she brought supplies, she is fat and kind of sloppy.

The two of them are overpriced IMHO.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Liz_is_a_BadGirl[/url]

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/DreamyDylan[/url]

I posted on BP the same report to see if I can get a response either way so sorry if you read this already! Hey fellas. Had some interesting convo with my fellas this weekend. Some mongers like us and some married, girlfriends, and couple single ones. And Greek came up as part of the discussion, don't even know how that came up, must of been the weed! LOL! Anyway I've had girlfriends who I have tried it with in the past but nothing to write home about. I am not pornstar size in that department but I'm also nothing to laugh at too! Course most of these experiences were not at all like you see in porno when the dude is pounding that bunghole like it was her puss! LOL! Was hoping anyone had info on some provider who not only does this service but will make it enjoyable and not tell me I'm hurting her and I'm not saying I'm going to disrespect and tear that shit up but I'd like to try this Greek thing out for once and see what all the fuss is about. Some of the fellas said they loved it but it did take the right female for it and some had other opinions about it. Hope someone can help. Pm me if you'd like! Thanks fellas. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO Y'ALL!