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Simply awesome man! Congrats!

[QUOTE=IllinoisGuy;2590559]I feel like I am writing for the Penthouse Forum. 100% true story. Still cannot believe this happened. VERY sorry that I cannot share where this happened, you will see why. However I hope this will encourage those of you, who like me, are very average or hell FAT in appearance that amazing things can happen.

2 years ago I met a Korean masseuse at my regular joint. We hit it off really well. Having been in the hobby a long time, I take that kind of chemistry with a major grain of salt. That being said, saw her 4-5 times and had the most fun you can possibly have. Not just fun, major passion, in both directions. So. I enjoyed it. Then she told me she was leaving for another location, one just way to far for a regular visit. Never forgot her, or her name (and she claims to have told her real one, yah right). A couple months ago I managed the longer drive and to my joy found her there. Instant chemistry, she was ecstatic and believe you me, she showed it. Simply unbelievable sex. Pillow talk after just like the real thing. Amazing woman. Visited again. Same thing. Awesome. Could feel the danger to my heart as I was finding myself believing she really did care for me. Then last week, took an afternoon off work and headed that way. Different asian woman. I asked several times for my friend, but we all know how they say 'yes yes' but then just give the massage themselves, as if they cannot understand. I got a very fun table shower and figured, well at least it would be fun but then I used her REAL name (say its Kim), not the name she used at this shop. Things changed. 180 degree change on my masseuses face. Oh yes. SHE is here. She went and got my friend. Who BEAMED at me and said she had to finish up but would be in, then left. My current masseuse got VERY friendly at this point. Kim returned with, wait for it, yet ANOTHER woman from the shop. I am standing there naked to the bone, talking with three lovely ladies (okay all older, but I am 50+ and find many older Asian women very sexy in spite of some wrinkles) all in good physical condition anyhow. Kim tells me they are all friends from school in Korea, together again running this shop. The other two smile at me and Kim says she has to finish (some guy who is now getting a rush job! Sorry dude). The other two CLOSE THE DOOR and get very friendly. I then suggest giving them foot massages. They oblige and are up on the bed in a second. SIDE NOTE. I have found that being able to give a great massage to these girls gives a major chance to change the relationship, IF you actually care about them and seriously please their feet and back and shoulders. No joke. One of them clearly LOVED it. Remember. Me naked as a jay bird. The joking and chatting continued, various levels of english. My original masseuse ended up getting behind me and began teasing. I can see my post is very long. Let me close by saying, this turned into a 4 some, with all three ladies participating like long lost lovers. It turned out my friend has been praising me for YEARS to these women and had planned this surprise for me a long time ago, now only finaly working out time wise (slow day). I only brought enough 'tip' for my friend and at the end while she accepted it, they all could CARE LESS. I saw it in their faces. THey had all orgasmed and been pleased and pleased me in amazing ways. I enjoyed the last of it with my friend, but the two stayed and encouraged and teased the whole time. I have no idea what to expect now. A tiny part thinks its a ploy to get me to bring $$$ or more, we will see, but it FELT like a spouses gift on a 20th anniversary. No hint of jealousy, just pure fun, with Kim playing the encourager to unbelievable play together. Its true boys. Moral of the story. Seek the women who actually ENGAGE with you, and treat them like people, and RUB THEIR FEET! LOL. Most amazing day of my life.[/QUOTE]

Great day indeed, but no info on the spa?

We all need ATFs too.

[QUOTE=IllinoisGuy;2590559]I feel like I am writing for the Penthouse Forum. 100% true story. Still cannot believe this happened. VERY sorry that I cannot share where this happened, you will see why. However I hope this will encourage those of you, who like me, are very average or hell FAT in appearance that amazing things can happen.

2 years ago I met a Korean masseuse at my regular joint. We hit it off really well. Having been in the hobby a long time, I take that kind of chemistry with a major grain of salt. That being said, saw her 4-5 times and had the most fun you can possibly have. Not just fun, major passion, in both directions. So. I enjoyed it. Then she told me she was leaving for another location, one just way to far for a regular visit. Never forgot her, or her name (and she claims to have told her real one, yah right). A couple months ago I managed the longer drive and to my joy found her there. Instant chemistry, she was ecstatic and believe you me, she showed it. Simply unbelievable sex. Pillow talk after just like the real thing. Amazing woman. Visited again. Same thing. Awesome. Could feel the danger to my heart as I was finding myself believing she really did care for me. Then last week, took an afternoon off work and headed that way. Different asian woman. I asked several times for my friend, but we all know how they say 'yes yes' but then just give the massage themselves, as if they cannot understand. I got a very fun table shower and figured, well at least it would be fun but then I used her REAL name (say its Kim), not the name she used at this shop. Things changed. 180 degree change on my masseuses face. Oh yes. SHE is here. She went and got my friend. Who BEAMED at me and said she had to finish up but would be in, then left. My current masseuse got VERY friendly at this point. Kim returned with, wait for it, yet ANOTHER woman from the shop. I am standing there naked to the bone, talking with three lovely ladies (okay all older, but I am 50+ and find many older Asian women very sexy in spite of some wrinkles) all in good physical condition anyhow. Kim tells me they are all friends from school in Korea, together again running this shop. The other two smile at me and Kim says she has to finish (some guy who is now getting a rush job! Sorry dude). The other two CLOSE THE DOOR and get very friendly. I then suggest giving them foot massages. They oblige and are up on the bed in a second. SIDE NOTE. I have found that being able to give a great massage to these girls gives a major chance to change the relationship, IF you actually care about them and seriously please their feet and back and shoulders. No joke. One of them clearly LOVED it. Remember. Me naked as a jay bird. The joking and chatting continued, various levels of english. My original masseuse ended up getting behind me and began teasing. I can see my post is very long. Let me close by saying, this turned into a 4 some, with all three ladies participating like long lost lovers. It turned out my friend has been praising me for YEARS to these women and had planned this surprise for me a long time ago, now only finaly working out time wise (slow day). I only brought enough 'tip' for my friend and at the end while she accepted it, they all could CARE LESS. I saw it in their faces. THey had all orgasmed and been pleased and pleased me in amazing ways. I enjoyed the last of it with my friend, but the two stayed and encouraged and teased the whole time. I have no idea what to expect now. A tiny part thinks its a ploy to get me to bring $$$ or more, we will see, but it FELT like a spouses gift on a 20th anniversary. No hint of jealousy, just pure fun, with Kim playing the encourager to unbelievable play together. Its true boys. Moral of the story. Seek the women who actually ENGAGE with you, and treat them like people, and RUB THEIR FEET! LOL. Most amazing day of my life.[/QUOTE]

Yes. How about the spa name.

[QUOTE=Werewolf0956;2593024]Great day indeed, but no info on the spa?

We all need ATFs too.[/QUOTE]

How about the spa name?

[QUOTE=Werewolf0956;2593024]Great day indeed, but no info on the spa?

We all need ATFs too.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IllinoisGuy;2590559]I feel like I am writing for the Penthouse Forum. 100% true story. Still cannot believe this happened. VERY sorry that I cannot share where this happened, you will see why. However I hope this will encourage those of you, who like me, are very average or hell FAT in appearance that amazing things can happen.

2 years ago I met a Korean masseuse at my regular joint. We hit it off really well. Having been in the hobby a long time, I take that kind of chemistry with a major grain of salt. That being said, saw her 4-5 times and had the most fun you can possibly have. Not just fun, major passion, in both directions. So. I enjoyed it. Then she told me she was leaving for another location, one just way to far for a regular visit. Never forgot her, or her name (and she claims to have told her real one, yah right). A couple months ago I managed the longer drive and to my joy found her there. Instant chemistry, she was ecstatic and believe you me, she showed it. Simply unbelievable sex. Pillow talk after just like the real thing. Amazing woman. Visited again. Same thing. Awesome. Could feel the danger to my heart as I was finding myself believing she really did care for me. Then last week, took an afternoon off work and headed that way. Different asian woman. I asked several times for my friend, but we all know how they say 'yes yes' but then just give the massage themselves, as if they cannot understand. I got a very fun table shower and figured, well at least it would be fun but then I used her REAL name (say its Kim), not the name she used at this shop. Things changed. 180 degree change on my masseuses face. Oh yes. SHE is here. She went and got my friend. Who BEAMED at me and said she had to finish up but would be in, then left. My current masseuse got VERY friendly at this point. Kim returned with, wait for it, yet ANOTHER woman from the shop. I am standing there naked to the bone, talking with three lovely ladies (okay all older, but I am 50+ and find many older Asian women very sexy in spite of some wrinkles) all in good physical condition anyhow. Kim tells me they are all friends from school in Korea, together again running this shop. The other two smile at me and Kim says she has to finish (some guy who is now getting a rush job! Sorry dude). The other two CLOSE THE DOOR and get very friendly. I then suggest giving them foot massages. They oblige and are up on the bed in a second. SIDE NOTE. I have found that being able to give a great massage to these girls gives a major chance to change the relationship, IF you actually care about them and seriously please their feet and back and shoulders. No joke. One of them clearly LOVED it. Remember. Me naked as a jay bird. The joking and chatting continued, various levels of english. My original masseuse ended up getting behind me and began teasing. I can see my post is very long. Let me close by saying, this turned into a 4 some, with all three ladies participating like long lost lovers. It turned out my friend has been praising me for YEARS to these women and had planned this surprise for me a long time ago, now only finaly working out time wise (slow day). I only brought enough 'tip' for my friend and at the end while she accepted it, they all could CARE LESS. I saw it in their faces. THey had all orgasmed and been pleased and pleased me in amazing ways. I enjoyed the last of it with my friend, but the two stayed and encouraged and teased the whole time. I have no idea what to expect now. A tiny part thinks its a ploy to get me to bring $$$ or more, we will see, but it FELT like a spouses gift on a 20th anniversary. No hint of jealousy, just pure fun, with Kim playing the encourager to unbelievable play together. Its true boys. Moral of the story. Seek the women who actually ENGAGE with you, and treat them like people, and RUB THEIR FEET! LOL. Most amazing day of my life.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2593048]How about the spa name?[/QUOTE]Its just too good of a thing to risk, not with you all here but with the 'other watchers' if you know what I mean. Not even back channel. Yes. Being selfish. But who ELSE can I tell this story too.

Understand completely. I have three, non-pro friends that I see offsite on virtually a daily basis. Of course, I could not share their names. They are friends and I know (for sure) they only see me. I could not violate the trust they have placed in me. I am bad enough triple timing them (and also a wife). But at least I keep the relationships private and secret. Bob.

[QUOTE=IllinoisGuy;2594018]Its just too good of a thing to risk, not with you all here but with the 'other watchers' if you know what I mean. Not even back channel. Yes. Being selfish. But who ELSE can I tell this story too.[/QUOTE]

Just tried the Jun's spa on 87th. Great massage, pm for details. I would go back.

Pm sent Joeyeye thanks in advance!

Tried the place on butterfield yesterday. Because of business went against my usual rules and arrived around the normal afternoon rush hour commute. Ran into two mongers going while they prepped a room for me. When I got into the room they told me it would be 15 min as they had to call in backup. I was a bit upset because they waited until I paid to tell me this, but I waited anyway.

Amy arrived and apologized. She told me she came from you massage on Randall where she normally works. She only comes here when they need a third girl. This was immediately a big disappointment as I am aware of how you massage works. Massage was very good, with little to no teasing, which at this point I expected. On the flip Amy covered me (I was uncovered before that) and gave a lame massage all around the towel, pushing closer and closer. Finally she removed the towel and grabbed my hand and placed it. I said "no you do it", to which she first said no then said she wanted no trouble. What proceeded next was very mechanical and not very good. I did get some roaming, but was disappointed in that as well since it was very limited. I popped and then Amy gave a decent scalp and leg massage to finish out the hour.

Amy's appearance is something that might likely appeal to some folks here. She was skinny, check that DAMN skinny, about 5'4" and maybe 80 lbs soaking wet. Skinniest legs I have ever felt, and the only thing flatter than her butt was her chest. When I reached under her very padded bra I found absolutely no rise, just flat and a tiny nipple.

So I don't think I will be going back there anytime soon, overall very disappointing.

Still looking for info on the place in Plano. I guess Aurora is closer. I saw her once but since it was first time and I really needed a massage I played it cool. Some roaming occurred and I tipped the usual. In this case 40 at the end. Curious if others had similar experiences or more.

TOFTT at this place advertising at above location on Craigs and BP. Had a very nice massage from young pretty AMP. Was not offered and did not ask for the free table shower that was advertised. Perhaps this was my downfall. Got naked. Was covered up. She made sure I was covered on flip. Came very close to the goods but no real teasing. English was very bad. Door was cracked for entire massage. Did not really try for extras. Upon exiting, I saw another very sexy (10 on AMP Scale) hottie and she gave me the unmistakable look of "Fun times can be had with me. " Why is it you always see the hot one on the way out? I wish I had got a name. I am going to have to try my luck with her. Maybe she was just a tease but more investigation is warranted. If anyone has had any success here--or even if you know the name of the hot one, please let me know.

I've been here twice and nothing.

[QUOTE=Tiger45;2634027]TOFTT at this place advertising at above location on Craigs and BP. Had a very nice massage from young pretty AMP. Was not offered and did not ask for the free table shower that was advertised. Perhaps this was my downfall. Got naked. Was covered up. She made sure I was covered on flip. Came very close to the goods but no real teasing. English was very bad. Door was cracked for entire massage. Did not really try for extras. Upon exiting, I saw another very sexy (10 on AMP Scale) hottie and she gave me the unmistakable look of "Fun times can be had with me. " Why is it you always see the hot one on the way out? I wish I had got a name. I am going to have to try my luck with her. Maybe she was just a tease but more investigation is warranted. If anyone has had any success here--or even if you know the name of the hot one, please let me know.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2634098]I've been here twice and nothing.[/QUOTE]Same here, couple of visits, nothing. But a good, legit massage.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;2629801]Still looking for info on the place in Plano. I guess Aurora is closer. I saw her once but since it was first time and I really needed a massage I played it cool. Some roaming occurred and I tipped the usual. In this case 40 at the end. Curious if others had similar experiences or more.[/QUOTE]Returned. Same experience as before. I did learn that it is three girls working here but only one at a time. So if you are trying to set up a regular with a particular girl you might want to call ahead to see if she is working. This girl was also Chinese. I learned that she usually works up near Schaumburg. When I left a did a search on AMPs near there and saw that a similar picture was used for Sky Massage as for the place in Plano. So that is a connection. My roaming was a bit more extensive than the last time. With that said I am thinking that. Well what I am normally thinking. PM me if anyone has gone to Sky or had a different experience here. Oh, the girl did say they weren't very busy. So you have a hot 20-30 something Chinese woman twiddling her thumbs out in the middle of nowhere. I would recommend if in the area. The massage was very good. I left and went to the High Heel Saloon. I real hotty named Vanessa was working but I just looked and drank my very expensive water. Planning on checking out one of my usual places tomorrow.

Good luck and keep safe out there.

One of the girls that used to work at the Hassert location is now at the spot on butterfield in and. Aurora. I walked in to the Hassertt location a while back and it seemed legit but I was just checking so didn't stay. When I saw the same lady at the and. Aurora location wasn't sure what to expect. She wasn't my therapist this day but just from the walk to the room was able to roam a bit and she even slapped my butt so maybe different location different attitude / experience? LOL.

Anyway I dreamed I got Jenny as a therapist. I think that was the name in my dream. Very sweet. A little younger than other therapists there. Anyway dreamed that I got a so-so massage And standard stress release and left a standard donation. Best part of the dream is there was no discussion on any donation at all. Was allowed to roam a TON though! Had to dry my fingers if you know what I mean.

Be safe fellas!

[QUOTE=Tiger45;2634027]TOFTT at this place advertising at above location on Craigs and BP. Had a very nice massage from young pretty AMP. Was not offered and did not ask for the free table shower that was advertised. Perhaps this was my downfall. Got naked. Was covered up. She made sure I was covered on flip. Came very close to the goods but no real teasing. English was very bad. Door was cracked for entire massage. Did not really try for extras. Upon exiting, I saw another very sexy (10 on AMP Scale) hottie and she gave me the unmistakable look of "Fun times can be had with me. " Why is it you always see the hot one on the way out? I wish I had got a name. I am going to have to try my luck with her. Maybe she was just a tease but more investigation is warranted. If anyone has had any success here--or even if you know the name of the hot one, please let me know.[/QUOTE]

Thank you MLK! LOL.

[QUOTE=Jlima;2637683]One of the girls that used to work at the Hassert location is now at the spot on butterfield in and. Aurora. I walked in to the Hassertt location a while back and it seemed legit but I was just checking so didn't stay. When I saw the same lady at the and. Aurora location wasn't sure what to expect. She wasn't my therapist this day but just from the walk to the room was able to roam a bit and she even slapped my butt so maybe different location different attitude / experience? LOL.

Anyway I dreamed I got Jenny as a therapist. I think that was the name in my dream. Very sweet. A little younger than other therapists there. Anyway dreamed that I got a so-so massage And standard stress release and left a standard donation. Best part of the dream is there was no discussion on any donation at all. Was allowed to roam a TON though! Had to dry my fingers if you know what I mean.

Be safe fellas![/QUOTE]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-asian-spa-spa-oasis-in-naperville-10-off-first-time-customers/30399966[/URL]

70 for hour massage, but first time is 60. 20 dollars to use sauna, I hope the massage is extraordinary. Anyone stopped by?

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2637744][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-asian-spa-spa-oasis-in-naperville-10-off-first-time-customers/30399966[/URL]

70 for hour massage, but first time is 60. 20 dollars to use sauna, I hope the massage is extraordinary. Anyone stopped by?[/QUOTE]I wonder if they are fugly and give a bad massage? If so, can I still use the sauna for 30 min for $20? There are health benefits. I may check this place out solely for the sauna. Tricky advertisement.

I also may TOFTT. That sauna looks great. If they give even a decent massage it may be worth it to try out a new clean place.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;2637856]I wonder if they are fugly and give a bad massage? If so, can I still use the sauna for 30 min for $20? There are health benefits. I may check this place out solely for the sauna. Tricky advertisement.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jlima;2638207]I also may TOFTT. That sauna looks great. If they give even a decent massage it may be worth it to try out a new clean place.[/QUOTE]Tried Pine across the road. Good massage and appeared to be some teasing face down, but it is a no fun zone for me.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2637744][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-asian-spa-spa-oasis-in-naperville-10-off-first-time-customers/30399966[/URL]

70 for hour massage, but first time is 60. 20 dollars to use sauna, I hope the massage is extraordinary. Anyone stopped by?[/QUOTE]Got decent massage for intro price. The lady was in her late 40's it seemed. Wanted to get deep tissue and she did good job with that. After turning around, chatting about my hobby of getting massages earlier, it was easy to get "comfortable" and with hint of extra tip got HE. Overall good exp.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;2637856]I wonder if they are fugly and give a bad massage? If so, can I still use the sauna for 30 min for $20? There are health benefits. I may check this place out solely for the sauna. Tricky advertisement.[/QUOTE]Got actual massage which I was definitely looking for when face down. After turning around I had to start small talk and make her comfortable to let her know I love getting massages and have tried multiple places with variety. After giving hint of extra tip and no mention of her actually going for it, made sure to let her know how good it felt when touched briefly, then I was given HE.

[QUOTE=Bob521;2591392]That was an awesome story! It seems corny, but sex is so much better when you really have a bond of affection for your partner. I agree wholeheartedly that giving your partner a foot or shoulder massage is a great way to make them feel nice and relaxed. I normally massage the girl on the first and all subsequent visits. Bob.[/QUOTE]Massaging girl is a good advise. I had met one CMT who was strickly in legit massage, offered her to massage her after few minutes into it. Of course I wanted to do that out of my own "kindness" and she accepted. Next thing happened was that she let her top area clothing loose and let me massage on upper body naked and did not mind it. That is where she drew the line, but lot more than just me getting regular massage I would say for the price.

I walked in and back out.

[QUOTE=JoeyEye;2619364]Just tried the Jun's spa on 87th. Great massage, pm for details. I would go back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2643983]I walked in and back out.[/QUOTE]Why did you walk out? Fuglies? Was going to try, thought might be the only place with what I'm looking for.

Has anyone tried the new location advertising on Lincolnway in North Aurora?

If I walk in and walk out, its fuglie.

[QUOTE=JolieThornDog;2644200]Why did you walk out? Fuglies? Was going to try, thought might be the only place with what I'm looking for.[/QUOTE]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/spa-56847-873-9144grand-opening-best-massage-and-service/29878717[/URL]

I was very pleased with my visit here. Very sweet and cute girl, great massage, standard extra. I'll be back.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grandopening-massage-gem-spa/26509724[/URL]

I've been here before and it was just legit massage although I think extra is possible. This time she was busy but she remembered me from before. She said next week there would be her and a young girl (ha ha). She is a very nice lady so I may be back.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening_-superb-spaandmassage-best-asian-footbody-massagespa/30447157[/URL]

Walked in. Lady came out, asked if I wanted a massage. I said nope and booked. Older and not a looker.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2645364][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening_-superb-spaandmassage-best-asian-footbody-massagespa/30447157[/URL]

Walked in. Lady came out, asked if I wanted a massage. I said nope and booked. Older and not a looker.[/QUOTE]The woman I saw was older but had huge tits in a tight sweater. I said WTF and got a massage. Never got to see those tits or really even feel them up. Massage was decent but that isn't the main reason for going to these places. Never went back.

Saw Charlotte for massage recently who posts on BP. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/prostate-massage-your-full-nude-body-rubbed-hot-stones-n-private-places-always-leave-happy/8970635[/URL].

Didn't see any reviews so I took a chance. I probably won't repeat, but there was plenty of good mixed with what I felt was bad. Maybe I'll just make a list of pros and cons.

Pros:

-good communication via phone and later by text. No flakinèss.

-private clean condo location, clean.

-real massage table, real oil, and hot stones.

-no hassle.

-multiple options (that I didn't try) but no FS.

-actually does try to give you a real massage.

-Hot stones feel good.

Cons:

Fake pics. Not very attractive; which is probably why her ads have either no pics, or likely-fake pics. I wouldn't say she is awful to look at, just a semi-plump 50'ish black woman.

-Shorted on time. Paid $ for an hour, was back in my car in 47 minutes.

-decent finish but not very sensual, no tease before flip, and when you're done, she gives you a towel to clean yourself up, unlike AMPs.

- checked cell phone five times during massage, and it beeped a lot and made noises. More annoying than it needed to be, because there was no music.

-Not very personable at all. More like cold and businesslike. Wasn't unfriendly. . but somehow not very friendly at the same time.

-massage quality- I would say good for an amateur but I didn't sense real training, like you do at the AMPs. Kind of all over the place with no rhyme or reason.

Price wasn't bad, but for the $ I'd just as soon hit a. 6 $ AMP and get a decent real massage and a. 4 standard finish (and likely get the full hour.).

-roaming allowed, but wasn't much of a turn-on.

I always wondered about this one. Too many con's, exactly the things I don't like so I pass.

Thanks for the report.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2662036]Saw Charlotte for massage recently who posts on BP. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/prostate-massage-your-full-nude-body-rubbed-hot-stones-n-private-places-always-leave-happy/8970635[/URL].

Didn't see any reviews so I took a chance. I probably won't repeat, but there was plenty of good mixed with what I felt was bad. Maybe I'll just make a list of pros and cons.

Pros:

-good communication via phone and later by text. No flakinss.

-private clean condo location, clean.

-real massage table, real oil, and hot stones.

-no hassle.

-multiple options (that I didn't try) but no FS.

-actually does try to give you a real massage.

-Hot stones feel good.

Cons:

Fake pics. Not very attractive; which is probably why her ads have either no pics, or likely-fake pics. I wouldn't say she is awful to look at, just a semi-plump 50'ish black woman.

-Shorted on time. Paid $ for an hour, was back in my car in 47 minutes.

-decent finish but not very sensual, no tease before flip, and when you're done, she gives you a towel to clean yourself up, unlike AMPs.

- checked cell phone five times during massage, and it beeped a lot and made noises. More annoying than it needed to be, because there was no music.

-Not very personable at all. More like cold and businesslike. Wasn't unfriendly. . but somehow not very friendly at the same time.

-massage quality- I would say good for an amateur but I didn't sense real training, like you do at the AMPs. Kind of all over the place with no rhyme or reason.

Price wasn't bad, but for the $ I'd just as soon hit a. 6 $ AMP and get a decent real massage and a. 4 standard finish (and likely get the full hour.).

-roaming allowed, but wasn't much of a turn-on.[/QUOTE]

I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.

What was the name of the spa. I don't know Warrenville. Thanks. Bob.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2667666]I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2667666]I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]The place sounds GREAT! LOL! Rocket Dork.

SaintChuck:

This lady is the biggest nut job in the western suburbs and an absolutely a person to avoid.

A lot of the girls have low self esteem but she is the worst I've ever encountered low class and total garbage.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2667666]I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2667666]I had to post here because there is no thread for Warrenville. I wanted to start by saying that I am new to the hobby, I have only been at it since May. Because of my job I often find myself on rt. 59 in Warrenville. In August I stopped by an AMP in a strip mall, it is kind of hard to see because it is behind the bank. This was very memorable because to date it is the Worst experience I have had at an AMP. The MT told me that her name was Poison Ivy and said that she could kill me just like Poison Ivy. I didn't have the heart to tell her that poison ivy doesn't kill you, just gives you a rash. During the massage, which was very bad she talked the entire time. She explained to me that she doesn't date American guy's because they are all so lazy. She also told me that she was having a hard time finding a boyfriend. Go figure she spends 7 day's a week working at an AMP and she doesn't like American guy's and she is having trouble finding a date. I will admit I am a fat guy, and at one point she was spanking me very hard and saying really mean thing's to me. I asked her to please stop, then she spanked me even harder and called me names. On the flip she was teasing me and I became aroused, when she saw that I was aroused she slapped the boy's and said "Why you so horny" Then she grabbed Mr. Happy very hard and it hurt. At that point she say's "Are you police" ? I say no. She performs HJ with no clean up and goes yo the lobby to wait for me. I tip her and leave. This was a horrible experience, I wanted to go to an AMP, not a mean dominatrix that hate's fat white guy's. Sorry for the long post, I just wanted to warn you guy's what you could be getting into if you go there. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Why did you tip her? Not a place I'd return too, so the hell with her!!

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/cold-day-warm-touch-630-286-2414-3-s-021-route-59-warrenvile-il/25672151[/URL] Here is a link to the place on 59 in Warrenville. They never seem to advertise with any name. I would not send my worst enemy to this place. I know that these girl's move around a lot and every time I go an AMP I alway's have this fear that I will run into Poison Ivy. I really don't want to see her ever again.

Honestly, if it had been me I would have busted out laughing as soon as she said her name was Poison Ivy. At least she didn't use Calamine lotion instead of baby oil.