My Review of Greenfield and Lincoln
As why'all know, it has been cold this week. So on one of those cold windy days, I was out on the Southside on both Greenfield and Lincoln. I didn't see ANYBODY out on the streets except some chubby mexican women going back and forth from wherever they go. There were no SW's whatsoever.
I did however keep in mind that the weather was messed up and it was around 1 in the afternoon on a weekday. I also knew that back on the Northside, things weren't going to be much better. So after wasting some gas, I got back on the highway and got lucky and found a nice big butt black SW on 14th and North. She gave me a nice wet BJ and took my load in her mouth and spit for $20.
I won't give up on Greenfield but I'll wait until it's real hot outside and it's a Saturday afternoon / evening. I'm very interested in adding some white girls to my collection.
Lets get to the real point in here
Any real news? This is called streetwalker reports.
Coochie's guide to Road Head
[QUOTE=Milwaukee1;1190258]I caught a lucky break that day. Just fair warning. During the day, I would say definitely do not risk it. At night. You are likely to get away with a blow job in the car while driving.[/QUOTE]Normally I'm all for anything that trips your trigger. You want to blow goats? Hell, I want to know what breed you like. You like fapping to pictures of peg-legged Mormon midgets, I want to know: Black, Asian or regular ol' cracker Mormons? Male or female?
But I feel I must propose a word of caution on this one. My rule for selling pot, robbing banks, fucking wh*res, or any illegal activity is this: Break one law at a time. If you're transporting kilos of cocaine from Chicago to Minneapolis, make sure all your tail lights and break lights are working. Set your cruise control at 1 mph under the limit, don't drink, smoke pot or snort part of your kilos as you drive. Pay attention. I can't believe the number of idiots who get caught doing criminal acts because of tail lights out.
So yeah, road head is great. There's a thrill of 1.) Doing something forbidden. 2.) Being seen by passers-by, especially semi drivers. 3.) The challenge of maintaining control, both of yourself and your vehicle, as you cum. 4.) Hoping the b1tch swallows, or at least spits out the window instead of letting your jism flow back down your shaft into your underwear. 5.) All the other thrills of cruising rolled into this delicious package.
But man, what if some asshole rear-ends you? What if in that split second of bliss you rear end someone else? What if the cops stop you and the b1tch drops a dime on you? What if they get you for pandering? What if. . .
You were in an accident and the b1tch bumps her head and bites your cock off?
So, I'm not saying not to do it, but for fuck's sake, use your head. Night only, off the beaten path, low traffic areas, rapid recovery plan, story prepared for cruising with hookers, in short, have all your contingencies covered. Yeah, I know, sex is always better uncovered, but MAN, imagine the WPS (Worst Possible Scenario) : You rear end a guy, the b1tch bites deeply into your cock, LE shows and questions you before you leave in the ambulance, the [email]tw@t[/email] Has ditched her crack and pipe under the driver's seat, then claims you threatened to beat her if she didn't suck you, you get charged with pandering, possession and inattentive driving, they seize your car, your wife gets notified, your name put in the paper, and the ambulance, the emergency room and any medical treatment aren't covered because the injury was sustained during an illegal activity.
In short, stay safe out there.