How not to get a therapeutic massage from a man
Astroboy, When are we getting those Manhattan and Flushing AMP reports you promised in 2003? The Chinese places that advertise in the New York Press would seem to be amenable to caucasoid customers. It has an online version. Watch out for ads that say "Massage for Men" because those often seem to be by a masseur. We want the female equivalent, a masseuse. Sometimes the ads say female therapists or lovely young asians or such. Sometimes they will have a picture of a pretty oriental girl, sometimes even unclothed. Relaxation Massage is more promising than Therapeutic. To pick out the Chinese places find an address in or near Chinatown. Those considerations are how I increase the chances of finding a place that wants my business that has female Chinese masseuses. HJ not guaranteed. Sorry you aren't a senior member with good posts or I would haved just PMed you the contact details. - DN
Former NYer Needs Your Help
Hey guys veteran here from the International forum (Senior Member) and former NYer (from waaay back when).
Anyways, I'm in town for a few days and am completely lost and a bit paranoid with all of the LE action (i've been spoiled out in Asia)
Can someone recommend a solid rub and tug place (esp. looking for a quality HJ place with good ass and ball play).
PM me if necessary (and ask me all about former mongering in NY and further mongering Korea, Hong Kong, happy to oblige with info)
Thanks all and safe hunting out there.
Getting rid of the condom
Reminds me of the time a lady gave me a BJ in Patterson New Jersey. Unbeknownst to me, she had orally applied a condom. She completed the job and acted like she swallowed. She had actually spat the coundom out just inside my pants zipper.
I take off after dumping her out and I go to a Mikky Dees for a midnight snack.
I am standing around waiting for my order and I noticed a few people looking at me and smiling a lot. I thought it was because they were admiring my new ostrich skin Stacey's. Turns out they were laughing at the disposed condom now resting on top of my left shoe, dribbling spoodge off to the side...
[QUOTE=Sticky]MS,
The majority of the time I get to use a rubber in a massage place, I'm asked to take it with me and get rid of it outside. I have no problem with this until I forget it's in my pocket and reach in for something. That sucks![/QUOTE]