Best Lineup, are you kidding me?
I want to run something past you mongers and tell me if you have actually ever experienced it.
I've been looking through the Backpage ads and noticed a few of the asian spans are now used lines such as Best Lineup, New Lineup, etc.
Thinking back to when I used to make it to Executive Relaxation Station, the mother would have the girls line up for me to choose. And the one time I was in Reno, NV, back in the 90's, they did a lineup at one of those Oh So Famous brothels. I actually hated the Reno brothel, the provider (I won't use the be-word) got me in the room and it was up-charge for everything and she didn't deliver. Stupid me. And as for the Executive Relaxation Station, I noticed the older, chubbier ones provided great service and the younger, hotter looking ones just went through the motions.
But at an asian spa? In my 20+ years of going to them in Illinois, Georgia, North Carolina and even California, I have never had a lineup of the MTs. You are assigned one, and if you don't like her you can ask for someone else, but never an actual lineup.
So any of you guys ever get an asian lineup?
One other thing. Did you know that the pictures that the asian spas use feature women who do not actually work there? No, really, it's true!
Your AMP filthy fantasies
I was at a NW burb AMP a few days ago, getting a really, really nice table shower from a pretty experienced MT. In fact I'd say what she was giving me at the table shower was about what you usually tip extra for later on. I complemented her while she was cleaning my package (slowly) about how good it felt and she says "I know!" A little surprised I says "Really? How do you know?" And she proceeds to tell me that on slow mornings the girls take to the sauna and then give each other table showers. Can I watch? She just laughed, but I was serious.
After all these years going to AMPs, I suppose it should have occurred to me that in order to give table showers, the MT might actually take one, unless they double-team with an experienced and novice MT. But it never did.
Now guys, what are you thinking of?
RE: Christian Massage Parlor
Wouldn't the Christian music and other items make it more conducive to doing Missionary work?
[QUOTE=SamSpade;2676814]Time for another "have you ever" moment. A few days ago I had to visit Schaumburg for business. I remembered seeing an ad on CL for a massage in Schaumburg, so I called and got an early evening appointment. Got to the location and I recognized the name as a Euro place you normally see in Northbrook. Anyways, in walks an eastern Euro blonde, about 40, pretty nice looking. She lets me in the room, we talk a little bit about who I saw in Northbrook before. But she has her back turned to me while I undress. I'm on the table and she immediately covers up the package. She turns on the radio and starts the massage. The massage was nothing, just rubbing. She let me touch her and didn't say a word, but just slowly moved away out of my reach. But what got to me was the music coming from the radio. She had turned on (or maybe its always on) a Christian music station. So I'm trying to relax and just maybe get in the mood, and I'm hearing about Jesus is coming soon, and You Are The One (not a love song) and I'll be Waiting (not a love song either), and the announcer comes on and tells me more about Jesus. And I'm thinking, did she do this to me to purposely turn me off? After 50 minutes it's all over with no satisfaction. I gave a nominal tip and was gone. On the way out I see a guy sitting in his car giving me the eye. As soon as I was in my car, in he walks. I have to believe he was waiting for his turn. Hope he had better luck than me. From the happy look on his face, I can see he was planning on it.
But here's the thing. I once had a Euro MT who I met thru Yuri (remember him?) who eventually let me take massage in her apartment. First time I'd seen her she'd given me 4 HJs in an hour. In her apartment I could get the same, but she had pictures of the Holy Family on the walls, Russian icons of Mary and Jesus, and status of Mary on the table. All this while she's got her top off, her boobs in my mouth and stroking Mr. Johnson for all it's worth.
I had another Euro place where the nice but slightly used up blonde MT would let me do a Russian finish. Nice, huh? Except one little thing. She had a small gold cross necklaces hanging between her lovelies which she didn't take off till I asked her. I didn't want to ask her why she would let me do that, as I didn't want to spoil the mood. But you can guess why I, who went to Catholic school, would have a problem shooting my load with that hanging there.
So what is up with this? Anyone else have this Christian provider experience? Is it for real, or a dodge in case LEO walks in?[/QUOTE]
Keep your eyes on the road
[QUOTE=Wenger;2730447]I'm moving to Holland and starting a new career. Happy Holidays everyone.
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-w.[/QUOTE]Two things come to mind. First, how do you tax this? Second, I don't want the instructor or the student thinking about sex when they are learning to drive. Keep your eyes on the road and your fly zipped.