Strip Club Reports

PVD was very busy today. Cheaters was packed and now they have signs on the door advertising Balloons (nude strip club next door) as open from 9pm-5am Thursday thru Sunday. Yeah I think it is accurate to say Balloons is owned by Cheaters (pp).

All these chicks want to go in the booth in Godiva (they make all kinds of big promises) but I did a couple of topless lapdances with a chiquita who didn't speak very good English (hard to communicate) but had a 8-9 body with boobs you could suck on all day.

Left there for Downtown which was very busy. Couldn't get "K" as she was busy and had a couple of guys waiting for her. So I got Kimberly who is new from LA and she gave an excellent massage.

WebDog wrote:

"Over the last 10+ years, on average my best experiences have been at the Doll (and I will drive 60 min to go there before driving 20 minutes to go a Mass club)."

I haven't been in the Doll for a while, since most of my favorite ladies got discouraged and left due too no business. I agree with WebDog, it was always my favorite. Small cozy club. Girls with personality. And unbelievably great lapdances. I've heard that one of my old favs is still there, Nectar. WebDog can you confirm this. Maybe its time for me to stop in the Doll again.

[QUOTE=Postman]
....Small cozy club. [/QUOTE]
for places that fit that description might be K2U in Woonsocket. I've visited there recently, and found that the selection of dancers wasn't bad - for a veteran of the Providence scene, there are even a few familiar faces there. K2U is a neighborhood bar with exotic dancers, sited right in the middle of a residential area. It's probably worth a visit.

Sounds like we're on the same page. Unfortunately, I am pretty sure Nectar is no longer there, if it is who I am thinking of. Can describe and I'll ask around next time I am there?

Actually sounds like we're *all* on the same page -- saying the same thing:

(negative) "Cheaters/PP sucks, all hustle no dancing, like a brothel"

(positive) "Cheaters/PP is awesome, no wasting time with dancing, it's like a brothel"

Obviously paraphrasing, but if you're looking for the most options in full-service and similar "extras" it is obviously the place to go -- if you're looking for a traditional stripclub there are more mellow choices.

One of my top picks for a traditional stripclub is the Doll, but I will definitely checkout K2U. If for other reason than the source -- I have found through recent posts that Viejo is a well-spring of stripclub knowledge!
(BTW -- do you pronounce it "Vee-Ay-Ho" or "Vye-Joe"?)

[QUOTE=WebDog]
(BTW -- do you pronounce it "Vee-Ay-Ho" or "Vye-Joe"?)[/QUOTE]
...old fart and is pronounced vee-ay-ho.

Since it's Christmas Eve and all of LaProv's strip clubs are closed ,
here's a [URL='http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/Crissy-Dance.html']Virtual Lap Dance[/URL] to help yule tide over all you horny Mongers

[QUOTE=WebDog]Sounds like we're on the same page. Unfortunately, I am pretty sure Nectar is no longer there, if it is who I am thinking of. Can describe and I'll ask around next time I am there?[/QUOTE]She's blond, white, early 20's. Very attractive. Had a large tattoo on her right hip-upper thigh. There's pics of her on the web site ([url]www.thesatindoll.com)[/url], although there's no face shot, and the tat has been airbrushed out. She must be gone though, believe me you'd remember this lady.

[QUOTE=Postman]

She's blond, white, early 20's. Very attractive. Had a large tattoo on her right hip-upper thigh. There's pics of her on the web site ....[/QUOTE]


[URL='http://www.thesatindoll.com/Showgirls/Showgirls.asp']WHICH GIRL ???[/URL]

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]URL='http://www.thesatindoll.com/Showgirls/Showgirls.asp']WHICH GIRL ???[/URL][/QUOTE]Nectar. I was responding to WebDog. Read the quote.

[QUOTE=Postman]

Nectar. I was responding to WebDog. Read the quote.[/QUOTE]

Thanks , Postman

Post # 171 was just my tactful way of re·posting the Satin Doll link because yours doesn't work



IN THE NEWS =

Just saw an Ad for [b]The Sportsman's Inn[/b]

They're now offering 2·fer·1 Lap Dances Mondays & Tuesdays 3 — 7 p.m.

And as usual = No Cover until 6 p.m.

I'll have to give the place another shot


Here's a trend I hope catches on ... every Stripper should have a ******* page , like this one =

[URL]http://*******.com/monact[/URL]

[QUOTE=Postman]She must be gone though, believe me you'd remember this lady.[/QUOTE]

I don't think she was in last time I was there, but the chances of me missing a particular dancer is extremely high unless she works a double-shift, 7 days a week.

I have never correlated dances to who's listed on their site, as most of the girls I have seen there I have not noticed on the site, and vice versa.

But Nectar memorable in more ways than looks? Exceptional lapdance experience, etc?

[QUOTE=WebDog]But Nectar memorable in more ways than looks? Exceptional lapdance experience, etc?[/QUOTE]She doesn't work often, but I saw her last month on a Tuesday.

And on the website she is the blond with the great ass to the camera.

Her face, personality, and lapdances are all a pleasure.

[QUOTE=WebDog]But Nectar memorable in more ways than looks? Exceptional lapdance experience, etc?[/QUOTE]Absolutely exceptional. She knows why you're there and works hard to please. Not many can get me to pop with a lapdance, but she did almost every time.

I posted on a couple of other boards about her, one wrote back that she was "maybe still lactating" so perhaps she was out having had a baby?? But not if she was there last month, obviously.

FWIW, her desc reminds me of another dancer I saw there a few years back. She was an absolutely stunning blond; very much a naughty school girl look and no older than in her early 20s. Among other things, prior to going in the back, we were talking and she said "give me $5" which I did and she led me by the hand to the stage where there was a friend of hers dancing (not nearly as stunning but still hot) and she shoved the $5 into the other dancers thong, then pulled her (dancer) and me together by the backs of our neck, proceeded to engage all of us in a three-way DFK.

It was frankly a little unnerving as you couldn't have seen it coming (other than being obvious where it was going, it was just so out of place and unexpected there). But it was hugely erotic and exciting like I haven't felt since I was a teenager. A nice departure from the mechanical sex of other clubs. This hottie spent at least 3 hours with me -- being such as bad little girl, and demanding spankings and just playing around for hours. I doubt if I dropped more than $80 on her for all the time we spent together.

That is what I like about the Satin Doll, and would never expect that at Cheaters, et al. But I am a little concerned that some of that has gone away. When they instituted the infamous "clock" there it was a *big* step down. That is gone (or at least not in use when I went last) but have not gone there on a night when I have had 3 hours to kill. Not sure it is like it has been in years past. All in all, however, I still think it is a great club.

In 10 years there I have only had one experience where I didn't feel like I was treated well (and that was years ago -- with a girl visiting from Florida). Every visit but that (which must total close to 50 by now) the experience has ranged from "very good" to "fuck yeah!!"

Nectar had her baby last winter, if I remember right.

That time clock killed the Satin Doll. It was a stupid greedy thing to do. A lot of long time regulars got pissed and stopped going to the Doll because of it. Even though the clock is now gone, most of those customers haven't come back. The bouncers are still too involved in counting dances here, more so than at the other clubs. It doesn't help business.

Picked up a drunk Brazilian at the PP. She already had a dance ticket so I took her to the Godiva room for some lap dances. HJ & DFK was received and appreciated. Two songs at 20 bucks each, plus an extra $20 tip for shooting my goo.

TT

What is the going rate for a BBBJ at the PP?

[QUOTE=Chevy 68]What is the going rate for a BBBJ at the PP?[/QUOTE]

Everything is negotiable accept for the nude room and booth fees; $10 and $35.
I've had BJ/FS for $. I've heard stories about girls who will do it for less. On the other end of the spectrum are the ladies who demand (and get) $$. Stick with the Brazilians.

[QUOTE=Boston Guy 57]Everything is negotiable accept for the nude room and booth fees; $10 and $35.
I've had BJ/FS for $. I've heard stories about girls who will do it for less. On the other end of the spectrum are the ladies who demand (and get) $$. Stick with the Brazilians.[/QUOTE]

I have to agree with BG. I have actually mad this a quick stop place. Go in sit at the bar and wait. Negogiate and go. Saves on spending for lap dances. Besides, I'm impatient.

I have to relate this experience to you all. I don't think it is a big deal, but I am not making this stuff up.

Generally, I love a variety of girls, generally go for the exotic. Asian, latin, brazilian, etc. Love nice girls in general good share and with big cans. Love especially when the girl isn't all about the money. The best ones don't even mention money. Absolutely hate being hustled (as everyone does).

When I go to the club, it is usually Saturday afternoon. I hook up with the same Brazilian girl for lap dances. I only go into the topless area, as I think the booths are not good value at all. Anyway, we sit in the back booth, really sensual with usual LFK, she takes my johnson out and provides HJ, TJ, and simulated. She'll oil me up right there and clean me off right there. All descretely of course. I've done this a bunch of times. Never says a word about money. I always give her the equivilant of 3-4 dances.

I do like the brazilians. They seem more into it and never a hustle.

[QUOTE=Ampdude 2003]I have to relate this experience to you all. I don't think it is a big deal, but I am not making this stuff up.

Generally, I love a variety of girls, generally go for the exotic. Asian, latin, brazilian, etc. Love nice girls in general good share and with big cans. Love especially when the girl isn't all about the money. The best ones don't even mention money. Absolutely hate being hustled (as everyone does).

When I go to the club, it is usually Saturday afternoon. I hook up with the same Brazilian girl for lap dances. I only go into the topless area, as I think the booths are not good value at all. Anyway, we sit in the back booth, really sensual with usual LFK, she takes my johnson out and provides HJ, TJ, and simulated. She'll oil me up right there and clean me off right there. All descretely of course. I've done this a bunch of times. Never says a word about money. I always give her the equivilant of 3-4 dances.

I do like the brazilians. They seem more into it and never a hustle.[/QUOTE]

Survey says your mystery Brazilian is Bruna. There’s a few other Brazilians that provide similar service that wont break the wallet.

Lots of hidden gems in PP, happy hunting.

TT

Sorry to have to ask gentlemen but what does the term TJ refer to? I looked in the abbreviations list and it shows Tijuana. But thats the only info I could find. I am a little green. I tried tracking the definition down and reading on my own, I am not lazy but I want to get the terms right so when i pass on my story i am using the right terms.

Thanks in advance.

Happy Hunting,

Cory

[QUOTE=CapeCodCory]Sorry to have to ask gentlemen but what does the term TJ refer to? I looked in the abbreviations list and it shows Tijuana. But thats the only info I could find. I am a little green. I tried tracking the definition down and reading on my own, I am not lazy but I want to get the terms right so when i pass on my story i am using the right terms.

Thanks in advance.

Happy Hunting,

Cory[/QUOTE]


From the urban dictionary:

tijuana gumball

oral sex with a condom. condom left in tijuana hookers mouth.

whilst receiving oral sex by a mexican hooker, i came in side her mouth while wearing a condom, i pulled out leaving the semen filled condom in her mouth, like a chewels.hence the tijuana gumball.very juicy!

[QUOTE=CapeCodCory]Sorry to have to ask gentlemen but what does the term TJ refer to? I looked in the abbreviations list and it shows Tijuana. But thats the only info I could find. I am a little green. I tried tracking the definition down and reading on my own, I am not lazy but I want to get the terms right so when i pass on my story i am using the right terms.

Thanks in advance.

Happy Hunting,

Cory[/QUOTE]


TJ- I'll take a wild guess and say his intent was tit job, otherwise known as russian.

TT

[QUOTE=CapeCodCory]Sorry to have to ask gentlemen but what does the term TJ refer to? I looked in the abbreviations list and it shows Tijuana. But thats the only info I could find. I am a little green. I tried tracking the definition down and reading on my own, I am not lazy but I want to get the terms right so when i pass on my story i am using the right terms.

Thanks in advance.

Happy Hunting,

Cory[/QUOTE]
TJ could also be Tug Job, might be used more often in the context of AMP's, but considering that we are in Providence, the term might be used by varied hobbyists. In this particular case, since HJ is mentioned prior to TJ, I guess Russian makes the most sense.

[QUOTE=CapeCodCory]Sorry to have to ask gentlemen but what does the term TJ refer to? Cory[/QUOTE]

Stop all the guessing and PM AMPdude directly and ask him what he meant by TJ.

Guest123

I was thinking triple jump, but eh, probably not.

[QUOTE=CapeCodCory]Sorry to have to ask gentlemen but what does the term TJ refer to? I looked in the abbreviations list and it shows Tijuana. But thats the only info I could find. I am a little green. I tried tracking the definition down and reading on my own, I am not lazy but I want to get the terms right so when i pass on my story i am using the right terms.

Thanks in advance.

Happy Hunting,

Cory[/QUOTE]

Sorry all. With hindsight, this is not a common abbreviation. My apologies.

Per my post below and TT's guess with post #184, the PP brazilian is "Bruna" ... I selfishly did not want to expose, but I am guessing Bruna extends this service often to regulars.

Love the brazilians.

[QUOTE=Guest123]Stop all the guessing and PM AMPdude directly and ask him what he meant by TJ.

Guest123[/QUOTE]

I'll thow a little more gas on the fire, lol. Maybe TJ is toe job.

TT

Originally posted over on the General Reports Board but belongs here =

[QUOTE=Spanky05]

Well shit, this place looks like fun.

[url]http://providence.craigslist.org/ers/271222002.html[/url]

Anyone been there? Sounds like 2041 in Meriden, CT.[/QUOTE]


Studio 253 is located at [u]257[/u] Allens Ave .... whaz up wid dat shiitte ??

Both '253' & Baloony·tunes have such bad reputations that I've never even bothered
to check them out

Here's what [b]Matt[/b] on another web site had to say about [b][i]Club Buffoons[/i][/b] =

[Quote=Matt]

This club is the biggest shithole, i paid 10 bucks to go it a club or shall i say room with a bunch or thugs sitting around drooling over one fat bítch. They dont even serve alcohol in this place, they have VENDING machines. IS a bunch of people under the age of 18 rating this club because this is the only club they can get in to or what? because this is by far the most worst club i have ever been in. they sell pornography when you walk in the place, it looks like a video store. i was in this place for about 10 minutes and donated my 10 dollars to get in. iam glad i got a stamp from cheaters next door so i could get back in..my advise, stay away from this place enless your under 18 and want to see some girl lay around on the stage eating a twinke. [/quote]

I think he meant [i]Twinkie®[/i] , but you get the point ....

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]Originally posted over on the General Reports Board but belongs here =

Studio 253 is located at [u]257[/u] Allens Ave .... whaz up wid dat shiitte ??

Both '253' & Baloony·tunes have such bad reputations that I've never even bothered to check them out

Here's what [b]Matt[/b] on another web site had to say about [b][i]Club Buffoons[/i][/b] =

I think he meant [i]Twinkie®[/i] , but you get the point ....[/QUOTE]Thanks for the warning. I should have known better.

I am going to guess that the moguls of Allens Ave are looking to expand the availability of what you can find next door, since Balloons etc are open 'till 0500 three nights during the week. At least they are hoping someone will find the suggestion that the modeling section has "enhanced services" reason to give it a try. I'll have to do some primary research to see if there's been any real change, or whether it's just new bullshit describing old, worn out product.

Took one for the team! New to Rhode Island comming form California and frequenting TJ(Monger Paradise!), I was wondering where a regular monger like myself might go. Reading the postings here and not knowing the area and where the real nitty gritty was I decided to check out some of the places mentioned.

First off was Club253. Girl behind the thick plated glass was very friendly great body with a nice smile. She told me the procedure and hoping I could up the anti later and further my duties as a man I took the chance. Once she came into the room she stripped down except for the knee high black patten leather boots. The rules were set and it was a disappointment. Touching was allowed everywhere except the places you want to touch and time was set at 15 Min. It sometimes takes me that long to salute the flag with out captain "V".

Second on the list was Cheaters. I went in the afternoon. Pickin's were slim. I was approached by one of the dancers and for the same price $1.5 she would take me for a private lap dance and some extras..needless to say it wasn't the job I was looking for. Next time we will try the AMP's. Personally I don't see the value at Club 253, but you have to start somewhere. Good luck to all.

[QUOTE=Loose Cannon]Second on the list was Cheaters. I went in the afternoon. Pickin's were slim. I was approached by one of the dancers and for the same price $1.5 she would take me for a private lap dance and some extras..needless to say it wasn't the job I was looking for. Next time we will try the AMP's. Personally I don't see the value at Club 253, but you have to start somewhere. Good luck to all.[/QUOTE]Thanks for confirming that Studio 253 continues with the same crappy stuff.

Cheaters is very hit-or-miss, I feel the dancer quality has gone down a lot in the last year or so. Often I wouldn't consider a free booth from anyone in the house - I recommend Tasha, a tall, slim brunette. Says she's Russian, but she seems to speak Portuguese well.

As to AMPs, my advice is start at Downtown Health. Go at a quiet time, like mid-afternoon or Saturday AM, and insist on reviewing the troops. Usually one or two sweet choices, just in case bring some extra $$$ and try two.

[QUOTE=Loose Cannon]Second on the list was Cheaters. I went in the afternoon. Pickin's were slim. I was approached by one of the dancers and for the same price $1.5 she would take me for a private lap dance and some extras..needless to say it wasn't the job I was looking for. Next time we will try the AMP's. Personally I don't see the value at Club 253, but you have to start somewhere. Good luck to all.[/QUOTE]



Those "extras" at Cheaters may have been the job you were looking for after all.

What I mean is that those "extras" include BJ's and full sex but you'll only find that at Cheaters, not the other RI clubs.

I recommend taking a Brazillian or Eastern European girl back there, they tend to kepp their pre-booth promises more regularly than most of the Americans do although the last time I was there an adorable little light-skinned black girl named Sugar took me out back and did everything she promised to do and then some. But before you take a girl back there make sure she spells out what she's going to do for you and negotiate the price.

[QUOTE=Phat Bastard]Those "extras" at Cheaters may have been the job you were looking for after all.

What I mean is that those "extras" include BJ's and full sex but you'll only find that at Cheaters, not the other RI clubs.

I recommend taking a Brazillian or Eastern European girl back there, they tend to kepp their pre-booth promises more regularly than most of the Americans do although the last time I was there an adorable little light-skinned black girl named Sugar took me out back and did everything she promised to do and then some. But before you take a girl back there make sure she spells out what she's going to do for you and negotiate the price.[/QUOTE]


I'll back up what PB said - always do all of your negotiating before you give the guy your ticket and go into the booths. If in any doubt, don't be shy to ask them straight out: "are we going to fuck?" (or whatever you're looking for).

As far as trying to judge trustworthiness, from my own experiences and others' reports I think you have to judge more by the individual girl than anything else. However, I agree completely w/ PB about Sugar - she is definitely one of the better girls there.

Vito

Hey everyone,

The only strip club I've been to is Providence is the Cadilac Lounge, and I find it curious that I can hardly find it ever mentioned in these posts. The girls certainly weren't knockouts or anything like that, but they certainly were liberal. The last time I went was a few months back, before I started reading these posts. I didn't understand / know back then that Providence strip club girls would "crank it up a notch" in the private rooms, I. E. HJ, BJ, FS, etc. I was just astounded with the fact that they would let me touch them, and with the fact that their contact was extremely close. All of that was new to me, for I was used to Mac's II in Billerica (MA) where there is ZERO contact. I didn't know I could even include that stuff in the negotiations. Anyhow. What's up with the Cadilac? Is there any special reason why nobody has mentioned it? Is it the worst. Should I try another one instead?

If looking for a "traditional" experience rather than blow-n-go for $200, than I suggest you come to *our* state up I-395. After 15 years of having to drive down there for a decent SC experience, it is pretty satisfying to say that.

Went to Mario's Showplace 2 around 3:00/4:00pm. There were at most 10 customers competing for 14-16 girls. Curiously there was little-to-no diversity between them -- all spinners, brunettes, B or C cup (with a couple Ds), in their early 20s. But f**kcing hot every one of them. There honestly was not one of them who didn't have a very pretty face and kicking body. The least attractive was as good as anything I have ever seen at a Massachusetts club or anything I was expecting to see in Providence.

I spent most of my time with "Chanel" who claimed to be half Cherokee Indian and half Puerto Rican. Don't know -- but she has a beautiful face and an amazing body. Had free-reign with my hands, and I haven't felt hips or an ass that felt that good in my hands for as long as I can remember. She had the nicest looking twat I can remember seeing since high school, with very full labia and just sumptuous looking lips. Thing is, I almost never even look at a strippers c#nts but she really has a nice one -- and being fully nude LD she spent a fair amount of time rubbing her c#nt in front of me, then rubbing her c#nt on me. She has B-cup tits, but otherwise has an amazing body.

Again, there was an unusual amount of homogeneity between girls. Last time I was there I saw different shapes and sizes, but this time they were all pretty much the same (save for one black and one Asian, but even they were more or less the same as previously described). Another one I would definitely like to see again is "Maria" -- looks just like Mila Kunis but with D-cups (thou says she's from Everett not Ukraine).

Also curious -- I asked every girl "where are you from" and everyone authentically said Providence or Boston (could hear the authenticity in their accents -- not a Brazilian or Ukrainian between them). I think all the neighborhood girls left the PVD clubs and moved up to Mario's!

Someone did some coordinating with staff today, as they were the best I have seen in New England. Also, last time I was there I noticed they had a great Prime Rib special, so I headed there for lunch. Were "out of Prime Rib" (one of the other two guys there ate I guess) and served up a Delmonico instead. Steak was $14 vs $9 advertised for Prime Rib, LDs were $20 vs $15 last time. But it was a damn good steak (seriously -- the guy in the back is obviously not a typical stripclub line cook as it was as good as anything I have had at Hilltop) and the LDs were well worth $20 (better than $30 LDs in PVD).

Walked in with $100 -- had a steak dinner (albeit for lunch), two Jack-and-Cokes, 3 unusually sensual LDs (will admit it -- completed the deal on the 3rd), and tipped liberally with 5-6 smoking hot dancers on the stage with a lot appreciation and reciprocation of boob-in-face rubbing, etc. And I left with money in my pocket.

There is no other SC or AMP around here where I would expect to have that kind of a good time for that kind of money. If you can beat that, I would love to hear about it. I have no vested interest in promoting the place. I am not shareholder or anything -- albeit thinking I should be!

[QUOTE=Tim S]Hey everyone,
...
The only strip club I've been to is Providence is the Cadilac Lounge, and I find it curious that I can hardly find it ever mentioned in these posts. .... Should I try another one instead?[/QUOTE]The Cadillac Lounge has no reputation for extras, hands-on lap grinding is pretty standard fare in RI clubs, I can't speak to The Foxy as I haven't bothered to go there in a few years.

Extras are generally available at Cheaters, and rumored on a limited basis at the Sportmans and Club Fanatsies. I just notices in the Phoenix that the Sportsman has an ad announcing private booths (ala Cheaters), what you need to do is take one for the team at Sportsman by checking out the ad.