Massage Parlor Reports

Lisa with glasses greeted me and scolded me for taking six months to return. Then I the flat girl came to massage me. She said her Chinese name was Kun Ming, like the city in Yunann province famous for producing tea. I like little bbw's like her. I was prepared to tip her more, just for having nice tits, but the massage was just ok, as was the handjob. Some tit fondling was allowed but not the pussy. If they try to fix me up with her again I'll refuse and ask for Lisa or anyone else. The other, older gal did a better massage and had a softer bra to allow full fondling during the HE.

Tried the new place in pouslbo today. Showed up at about 4:30 pm and was slowly greeted by Betty. She was pretty, skinny, and looked like I woke her up. I paid the house fee and she led me to a room. The place was empty, looked nice and clean, but was pretty cold. Sad to say this trip was a loss. Lack luster massage and no HE. I did all my usual lingo at the other parlors but she just wasnt havin it, claimed the didn't speak english card when I tried breaking the ice. Overall she seemed to be in a bad mood. This place has alot of potential, decent location, kinda hard to spot, its behind thr bank facing the main road. If anyone has had better experience let me know. Willing to give it another shot.

I went there to the and could not find it. Just as well considering the lame service just reported. I ended going to the Chinese mp near downtown Bremerton. Had the gal with pock marked face. She does a good massage, but not enough teasing just before the flip. I'm old so coming takes a while longer if there is not enough stimulation. She did not object to squeezing the tomatoes. She was very sweaty at the end. Did not think I would come. With a bit more roaming allowed she could have earned mite than 40 for her tip. I get off much better at Undoo, but opted for a change after a so so session with the cute fat girl there.

New You is managed by the same people as the place on Kitsap Way (Lucy). I have seen 3 girls come in and out. They all look decent for Kitsap. Hell, for Kitsap they are some of the best girls I have seen. The actual massage. Very odd. I think (Katie) is extremely OCD. She is a clean freak. She is also not afraid to call it like it is (She will tell you if you stink). The table sshower. MEH. Don't expect anything. As always though, YMMV.

I was there last week and saw Kelly (or Katie).

Young -- maybe 26-28. Cute, nice breasts. Good english and kept talking throughout the experience. Was a little distracting.

Allowed for some hand roaming. Massage was blah, HE was ok. Not sexy as she kept on talking about other stuff throughout. No shower.

Upon leaving I saw Lucy from Orchid and gave a hug. Even though older, I would have preferred her any day.

Amy at Chinese spa is my current woman of choice.

Gave new you another shot, this time late at night. Greeted by katie again. This time she seemed to be in a really good mood. Got an ok table shower, she conversed with me alot more and even remembered my last visit. He massage was pretty good and kept the talking to the perfect amount. She allowed some touching and on the flip she covered my junk. I made the bold move of talking the towel off and she responded with "oh, you like being naked?" After some body massage she then teased around my thighs then gave a decent HE. She let me pop open 2 buttons on her blouse and reveal her cleavage with some hand roaming under her bra. Cleaned me up and finished the massage. Tipped her $65 since I was glad to see her in a better mood and to show I'm a good customer. I still favor undo to here atm, but this place is just so much closer.

I went back today. Greeted by Katie. Rude. She was busy, but essentially poked her head out of the bathroom, said 'very busy, go', and then disappeared.

I keep on wanting Lucy to work up here instead. Thus far, blah.

[QUOTE=PoolSideTango7;2822425]I went back today. Greeted by Katie. Rude. She was busy, but essentially poked her head out of the bathroom, said 'very busy, go', and then disappeared.

I keep on wanting Lucy to work up here instead. Thus far, blah.[/QUOTE]I tried New You in Poulsbo. Worst AMP experience so far. No happy ending. She actually abruptly walked out at 45 minutes saying "all done" and closed the door before I even opened my eyes. I left no tip and didn't say a word as I left. The massage was amateurish at best. Table shower was bad. Not even sure she used soap. Yes, she's younger than Lucy (she described Lucy as old enough to be her mother and laughed). But I'd take Lucy any day over her.

New place so everyone needs to try it out, No matter how shitty the reviews eh? I've had some really good times with Katie. My last time there though, she was very abrupt, said she didn't want to do anymore. Got dressed and walked out. Very. Odd.

I went to the Silverdale shop expecting to get an acceptable massage. Spoke to the gal in mandarin the entire time. She played with the boys and little man while I was on my stomach, and stuck her finger in my ass. They were expecting the main event to occur after the flip. Alas, she put my hand on the little man expecting me to self serve. I said bullshit lady, I'll go to another shop next time. I know you are scared. I may go back when I need a massage only and get a foot massage combo. I was so worked up that I had to go to Release Stress, because I needed the release. The girl with large breasts allowed me to squeeze them this time. Lisa came in to say hello and scold me for being away so long. A lame massage, cat bath and BBBJ can be purchased for $40 in Shanghai. $100-150 for an unforgettable 90 minute sauna experience with soapy bed wash, BBBJ and intercourse.

New place so everyone needs to try it out, No matter how shitty the reviews eh? I've had some really good times with Katie. My last time there though, she was very abrupt, said she didn't want to do anymore. Got dressed and walked out. Very. Odd.

Very Odd indeed. No, everybody does not need to try out "New Spa" in Poulsbo. Once inside the gal says only 30 minutes. She has a scowl on her face. My devil on one shoulder says go for it. Angel on other shoulder says get the eff out. Most lame massage ever. Can't even call it that. Boycott this worthless joint.

I parked in back, and walked up to the entrance off the boardwalk. I was met by Coco and she escorted me upstairs to a room. I got the half hour massage, but she tried to get me to do an hour multiple times. I asked for a hard massage and got a really good one. The ending was great and I left completely relaxed. . 40 for the massage and. 4 for the tip. There was no issue at all with negotiations.

I had such a good experience with Coco that I went back. I opted for the hour this time. I asked for a hard massage again. It was great. She worked out some resilient knots. I left happy and relaxed.

[QUOTE=KitsapGreen;3009256]I had such a good experience with Coco that I went back. I opted for the hour this time. I asked for a hard massage again. It was great. She worked out some resilient knots. I left happy and relaxed.[/QUOTE]I have been here a number of times and never had a bad experience. I have seen a number of ladies and all have been good.

I was passing through Poulsbo, and decided to check out the New You Spa. Coco took care of me, a nice Chinese MILF. The table shower was so-so, but the massage was great, with a nice hand finish. On my way out, I saw a younger, pretty girl. Might try her next time. No complaints about Coco. Though.