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Ah, I thought it looked familiar.

I too had been calling that number for years, initially speaking to what I thought was an older European woman, who always gave that 2nd number!

I emailed both, directly from the ads, and got one response: [b]call 518 312 9053 for private information[/b]

[QUOTE=SloppyAce;1493928]In response to your questions about the spa in colonie, an ad with that number (817 3914) has been in the metroland for years now. Every few months or so I have tried it, sometimes with no response, other times an asian sounding woman gives me another number to call. When I call the other number, nobody answers. This has been going on for years. If anyone has actually been there, I would love to know.[/QUOTE]

I'm happy to say that, after going through the same nonsense as everyone else with these two numbers, I was able to set up and carry out an appointment with this provider. It was several years ago, probably 2007. That gives you an idea of how long this number has been kicking around in the Metroland. I cannot explain the two phone number system aside from perhaps making the woman feel more secure. She explained it as her "answering service." She had a room in a pretty dumpy hotel in Latham on route 9. Not a total rat hole, but not luxurious. This surprised me as her ads always say "spa" and sometimes even mention a pool or show a spa like picture. At the time I was so excited to finally have something lined up with this elusive provider that I did not think to question her on it. I met her mid day, having booked the appointment just a few hours before. I cannot explain why I got the appointment, I did not say anything different than I had said many times before, just "do you have any time to meet today?" All the other times I was answered by "How old are you?" and then "I am not free today, tomorrow, next week. Call again in a month." This time, though, it worked out. The lady was German, tall, about 5'7" or more, thin, maybe 115, shoulder length brown hair, big fake breasts that looked awful on her very skinny frame, and looked to be in her mid to late 40s. She spoke with a German accent just like her "answering service" and told me she was a private chef in Lake Placid. She may have said she had a lot of upscale clients, but I can't be sure as this was a few years back. She was polite but not warm. She had me get undressed and she did as well. I was expecting a really good massage along with more, but was surprised to get just a cursory really horrible typical fake massage. Just a few laps over my back and then "Ok, you can turn over." I was a bit disappointed. I turned over and she slapped some cover on me and gave me a CBJ. She then jumped on for some CFS, cowgirl and then I finished up with mish. I asked but DATY and kissing were not on the menu. When finished we both got dressed, said a pleasant goodbye and I was out. I parted with $$ for the fun which was her stated charge from the get go. I don't call anymore. It was not a bad experience, but after so much work just to get an appointment, I expected something unique, not something that at the time I was used to paying $.20 for.

Again, this was several years ago, so I may be remembering her as skinnier than she was or maybe older or younger, but the overall picture is accurate as is the experience. Maybe I got her on a day when her "spa" was closed for repair, wish I had asked. She also did not bring up and I did not ask about the other "therapists."

[QUOTE=Phaeque; 1494493]Ah, I thought it looked familiar.

I too had been calling that number for years, initially speaking to what I thought was an older European woman, who always gave that 2nd number!

I emailed both, directly from the ads, and got one response: [b]call 518 312 9053 for private information[/b][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Petetee; 1495422]I'm happy to say that, after going through the same nonsense as everyone else with these two numbers, I was able to set up and carry out an appointment with this provider. It was several years ago, probably 2007. That gives you an idea of how long this number has been kicking around in the Metroland. I cannot explain the two phone number system aside from perhaps making the woman feel more secure. She explained it as her "answering service." She had a room in a pretty dumpy hotel in Latham on route 9. Not a total rat hole, but not luxurious. This surprised me as her ads always say "spa" and sometimes even mention a pool or show a spa like picture. At the time I was so excited to finally have something lined up with this elusive provider that I did not think to question her on it. I met her mid day, having booked the appointment just a few hours before. I cannot explain why I got the appointment, I did not say anything different than I had said many times before, just "do you have any time to meet today?" All the other times I was answered by "How old are you?" and then "I am not free today, tomorrow, next week. Call again in a month." This time, though, it worked out. The lady was German, tall, about 5'7" or more, thin, maybe 115, shoulder length brown hair, big fake breasts that looked awful on her very skinny frame, and looked to be in her mid to late 40s. She spoke with a German accent just like her "answering service" and told me she was a private chef in Lake Placid. She may have said she had a lot of upscale clients, but I can't be sure as this was a few years back. She was polite but not warm. She had me get undressed and she did as well. I was expecting a really good massage along with more, but was surprised to get just a cursory really horrible typical fake massage. Just a few laps over my back and then "Ok, you can turn over." I was a bit disappointed. I turned over and she slapped some cover on me and gave me a CBJ. She then jumped on for some CFS, cowgirl and then I finished up with mish. I asked but DATY and kissing were not on the menu. When finished we both got dressed, said a pleasant goodbye and I was out. I parted with $$ for the fun which was her stated charge from the get go. I don't call anymore. It was not a bad experience, but after so much work just to get an appointment, I expected something unique, not something that at the time I was used to paying $.20 for.

Again, this was several years ago, so I may be remembering her as skinnier than she was or maybe older or younger, but the overall picture is accurate as is the experience. Maybe I got her on a day when her "spa" was closed for repair, wish I had asked. She also did not bring up and I did not ask about the other "therapists."[/QUOTE]If I am not mistaken this is / was Monica. She was actually my first provider in this area back in 2004-5. Back then she was in Metroland and you could get a hold of her directly. After a few years she was trying to leave the business and was more selective, although she would always see me. At some point she switched to this system and I would have to mention that I was looking for Monica and my calls were taken. But, it wasn't long after this that she would always say,"oh I have company today" or "Oh hon, I am upstate today I can't come down" By then, I was sampling more of the local talent and she was on the older side back then. I just gave up / forgot about calling her. She was always pleasant with me although in retrospect she was a little mechanical.

I can't believe after all of these years we are talking about the same woman. Funny.

[QUOTE=Iomega; 1495493]If I am not mistaken this is / was Monica. She was actually my first provider in this area back in 2004-5. Back then she was in Metroland and you could get a hold of her directly. After a few years she was trying to leave the business and was more selective, although she would always see me. At some point she switched to this system and I would have to mention that I was looking for Monica and my calls were taken. But, it wasn't long after this that she would always say,"oh I have company today" or "Oh hon, I am upstate today I can't come down" By then, I was sampling more of the local talent and she was on the older side back then. I just gave up / forgot about calling her. She was always pleasant with me although in retrospect she was a little mechanical.

I can't believe after all of these years we are talking about the same woman. Funny.[/QUOTE]Any links or pics for 'Monica'? Not that I really want to see her.

But I would like to 'See' what she looks like. Is this the girl who posts on BP. Smells like cigs. And talks incessantly?

Peace.

PK

[QUOTE=Loki Pk; 1495516]Any links or pics for 'Monica'? Not that I really want to see her.

But I would like to 'See' what she looks like. Is this the girl who posts on BP. Smells like cigs. And talks incessantly?

Peace.

PK[/QUOTE]No. I've never seen a picture of her around, she was very discreet / careful. She had to be close to 45 ish 10 years ago. She never smelt like cigarette and was not a big talker. She was very professional, sweet and kind. I haven't seen or heard of / from her in over 4-5 years.

[QUOTE=Loki Pk; 1495516]Any links or pics for 'Monica'? Not that I really want to see her.

But I would like to 'See' what she looks like. Is this the girl who posts on BP. Smells like cigs. And talks incessantly?

Peace.

PK[/QUOTE]PK, You're thinking of that readhead. You are 100% right, she's a nutjob who talks nonsense the entire time. Here's her ad, I can't recall her name. I think she goes by CK.

[url]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/in-albany-on-business-passing-throughneed-a-break-retired-nurse-518-300-6587-ck-44/6194399[/url]

I couldn't wait to get out of there.

I also saw "Monica" quite a few times many years back. I'm guessing in the early 2000s that she was about 40 with round implants. Dark curly hair. She used to work "near" the latham circle. I thought she had a Russian accent, but I'm not sure. She offered a quick massage and HE. She advertised on craigslist. In fact it may have been the 90s. She was pricey for what she offered and I haven't seen her in a really long time.

I'm not sure if this should go here or backpage reports. Sorry if its the wrong one. I just moved back to this area and haven't used these boards much, but will add info where I can.

I live north of Albany and don't really want to drive all the way down to Albany for my fun. So I looked for someone closer and I found Megan though backpage, she advertises bodyrubs in Clifton Park. I checked and she was reviewed on another site (that's where I found her name). So I called her up. I already new to expect she might sound unfriendly on the phone, but from previous reviews she warms up in person. Our conversation was short, and to the point (she doesn't tell me her name or amount and doesn't use it in her ad, just sets a time and gives me an address). I'm not sure unfriendly is the right term but could be accurate. We scheduled an appointment for a few hours later. Just as I'm about to head out the door she calls me back and asks to push back our appointment by 30 mins, she didn't give a reason but I said OK. Figured she just needed to get ready. 30 mins later I head out again. I get another call saying that her other client who she push my appointment back for was a no show so I could come over right then. This should have been a sign, but I said I was on my way and would be there at our new scheduled time. I arrive at the destination she originally gave me then she tells me she's actually just a 2 blocks away. I go to the new address. I've seen this kind of system before so whatever. I enter her apartment and am met the woman in the ad, I say hello and she just tells me to come in and leads me to the massage table (still no name or introduction) tells me 60 for clothed. 80 topless. 100 nude massage. I opt for nude. She tells me to get undressed and lie on the table as she counts the money right there in front of me. She takes a min to answer a text then removes her clothes and starts a weak massage. She just kind of moves her hands over my back with oil. At first it seems ok but then she gets distracted with texts from the no-show from earlier who still wants to see her, apparently he couldn't find the place. So she texts with one hand while barely making weak circles on my lover back with the other. She even tells me she agreed to still see him I'm assuming shortly after I leave but she didn't say it. And complains about how her no-show is bothering her. She every few minutes she exchanges texts with him. After about 20 mins of a pathetic back massage she tells me to flip over. No massage on the front just straight to HJ, at this point its kind of a relief, I just want to be out of there. I start playing with her tits to help me finish faster. I don't know if more roaming would be aloud and didn't really care. I finished she wiped me up. Then had me flip over and used a hot towel to wipe off the oil from my back. I got dressed and left. I would not repeat. Maybe if you got to know her better you could have a better experience but I don't think its worth it. I was in and out in about 30 mins. I expect a bit more customer service when I see someone. So my search will continue.

[QUOTE=CJ Albany; 1497104]PK, You're thinking of that readhead. You are 100% right, she's a nutjob who talks nonsense the entire time. Here's her ad, I can't recall her name. I think she goes by CK.

[url]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/in-albany-on-business-passing-throughneed-a-break-retired-nurse-518-300-6587-ck-44/6194399[/url]

I couldn't wait to get out of there.

I also saw "Monica" quite a few times many years back. I'm guessing in the early 2000s that she was about 40 with round implants. Dark curly hair. She used to work "near" the latham circle. I thought she had a Russian accent, but I'm not sure. She offered a quick massage and HE. She advertised on craigslist. In fact it may have been the 90s. She was pricey for what she offered and I haven't seen her in a really long time.[/QUOTE]I think I know this Monica too. The woman I saw was "near the circle" advertised at that time in metroland. She was pretty, tall and definately european / Russian. She frequently wore a black leather bra and panty set. The first time with her was just the rubdown and HE with some roaming. I sensed that more was avail. If I had tried so I booked again and brought my own cover and placed it right on the nitestand whan we started. After a little massage I turned over and started to take charge and it was FS from that point. Saw her maybe 4 times back them and the she was just gone. Really don't remember rates but I was pretty new to hobby and thought it was ok at the time. Sorry for the trip down memory lane but I'm sure it was the same woman.

[QUOTE=Carbon6; 1497446]I'm not sure if this should go here or backpage reports. Sorry if its the wrong one. I just moved back to this area and haven't used these boards much, but will add info where I can.

I live north of Albany and don't really want to drive all the way down to Albany for my fun. So I looked for someone closer and I found Megan though backpage, she advertises bodyrubs in Clifton Park. I checked and she was reviewed on another site (that's where I found her name). So I called her up. I already new to expect she might sound unfriendly on the phone, but from previous reviews she warms up in person. Our conversation was short, and to the point (she doesn't tell me her name or amount and doesn't use it in her ad, just sets a time and gives me an address). I'm not sure unfriendly is the right term but could be accurate. We scheduled an appointment for a few hours later. Just as I'm about to head out the door she calls me back and asks to push back our appointment by 30 mins, she didn't give a reason but I said OK. Figured she just needed to get ready. 30 mins later I head out again. I get another call saying that her other client who she push my appointment back for was a no show so I could come over right then. This should have been a sign, but I said I was on my way and would be there at our new scheduled time. I arrive at the destination she originally gave me then she tells me she's actually just a 2 blocks away. I go to the new address. I've seen this kind of system before so whatever. I enter her apartment and am met the woman in the ad, I say hello and she just tells me to come in and leads me to the massage table (still no name or introduction) tells me 60 for clothed. 80 topless. 100 nude massage. I opt for nude. She tells me to get undressed and lie on the table as she counts the money right there in front of me. She takes a min to answer a text then removes her clothes and starts a weak massage. She just kind of moves her hands over my back with oil. At first it seems ok but then she gets distracted with texts from the no-show from earlier who still wants to see her, apparently he couldn't find the place. So she texts with one hand while barely making weak circles on my lover back with the other. She even tells me she agreed to still see him I'm assuming shortly after I leave but she didn't say it. And complains about how her no-show is bothering her. She every few minutes she exchanges texts with him. After about 20 mins of a pathetic back massage she tells me to flip over. No massage on the front just straight to HJ, at this point its kind of a relief, I just want to be out of there. I start playing with her tits to help me finish faster. I don't know if more roaming would be aloud and didn't really care. I finished she wiped me up. Then had me flip over and used a hot towel to wipe off the oil from my back. I got dressed and left. I would not repeat. Maybe if you got to know her better you could have a better experience but I don't think its worth it. I was in and out in about 30 mins. I expect a bit more customer service when I see someone. So my search will continue.[/QUOTE]Your experience is about the best you will get as far as quality. I saw her quite a few times awhile back. She never ever makes any attempt at even any kind of a massage. She is always distracted by her phone, texts or her dog. I have had a bit more than a HJ from her (some BJ and more roaming) , but the overall experience and quality is so bad it is not worth wasting your money. She advertises that there is no competition for her service. I guess that depends on what level of competition you are talking about. Chocolate in Schenectady and Trisha in Rennselear are much better choices!

There is also a Tracy up near Glens Falls, if thats close to you. MILF BBWish but supposedly high quality and lot of milage (I have never seen her)

[QUOTE=JohnsonK;1498058]Your experience is about the best you will get as far as quality. I saw her quite a few times awhile back. She never ever makes any attempt at even any kind of a massage. She is always distracted by her phone, texts or her dog. I have had a bit more than a HJ from her (some BJ and more roaming) , but the overall experience and quality is so bad it is not worth wasting your money. She advertises that there is no competition for her service. I guess that depends on what level of competition you are talking about. Chocolate in Schenectady and Trisha in Rennselear are much better choices![/QUOTE]

Exact same story for me as well. Here's a potentially interesting side-note: Megan "trained" Chocolate, when they both lived in the same apartment building, in Schenectady. After the landlord recognized Megan's photo, she was forced to leave, but Chocolate stayed. There was either a falling out between the two of them, or it was just spite; however, just after Chocolate began offing Nuru services, Megan posted an ad to the effect of, "Don't let some monkey climb all over you"!

So, not only is her massage less than enthusiastic, she seems rather mean-spirited.

For what it's worth, I too can confirm that I've always had great times with Chocolate and Trisha.

[QUOTE=JohnsonK;1498058]Your experience is about the best you will get as far as quality. I saw her quite a few times awhile back. She never ever makes any attempt at even any kind of a massage. She is always distracted by her phone, texts or her dog. I have had a bit more than a HJ from her (some BJ and more roaming) , but the overall experience and quality is so bad it is not worth wasting your money. She advertises that there is no competition for her service. I guess that depends on what level of competition you are talking about. Chocolate in Schenectady and Trisha in Rennselear are much better choices![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Phaeque; 1498903]Exact same story for me as well. Here's a potentially interesting side-note: Megan "trained" Chocolate, when they both lived in the same apartment building, in Schenectady. After the landlord recognized Megan's photo, she was forced to leave, but Chocolate stayed. There was either a falling out between the two of them, or it was just spite; however, just after Chocolate began offing Nuru services, Megan posted an ad to the effect of,"Don't let some monkey climb all over you"!

So, not only is her massage less than enthusiastic, she seems rather mean-spirited.

For what it's worth, I too can confirm that I've always had great times with Chocolate and Trisha.[/QUOTE]Where does Trisha post her ads? I can't seem to find any info on her other than some people had "weird" experiences with her a couple months ago from this forum.

[QUOTE=Carbon6;1500086]Where does Trisha post her ads? I can't seem to find any info on her other than some people had "weird" experiences with her a couple months ago from this forum.[/QUOTE]Normally found in the Therapeutic section of Craigslist, I've not seen an ad for her in some time.

Here's a very similar ad from last year:

[url]http://www.sellmunity.com/Massage-Therapy-(Rensselaer)-114638/[/url]

[QUOTE=Phaeque; 1500826]Normally found in the Therapeutic section of Craigslist, I've not seen an ad for her in some time.

Here's a very similar ad from last year:

[url]http://www.sellmunity.com/Massage-Therapy-(Rensselaer)-114638/[/url][/QUOTE]Do you know if Trisha is still working? Same phone # Thanks for you help.

Yes, she's still working. You can get ahold of her at the number listed in the link. Have fun!

[QUOTE=Carbon6;1500892]Do you know if Trisha is still working? Same phone # Thanks for you help.[/QUOTE]