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I saw Johanna a little while ago because I was turned on by the pics she puts in her ads. She looked so busty and curvy. I was expecting a sexy MILF. Although she's not ugly, she's not what I expected. I saw her one Saturday afternoon and she just got back from her day job. I won't say what her day job is but I will say it's labor intensive.

She was wearing ragged clothes, she was sweaty, and had no makeup. She kind of looks like a grandma. However, she doesn't shave her nether regions and that's a huge turn on for me. She was nice and took direction well. If you don't mind the age and looks then you can have a good time.

One thing that grossed me out was the end. She went to the bathroom and she got a wet rag to clean her kitty. She wet the rag in the sink, sat on the toilet, and cleaned herself. She kept the door open so I saw everything. It made me feel gross afterwards.

I won't repeat because I'm from Baltimore and I rarely travel that far south.

The description is perfectly exact. Johanna is far to be stunning, fit and sexy. Indeed she doesn't shave, the only detail I like, and the way she clean herself is just gross!! She has a friendly attitude but I never went back and have no intention to do so. Simply a waste of time, money and quite hard to come to a happy end unless you close your eyes.

[QUOTE=PassionDweller;4061393]I saw Johanna a little while ago because I was turned on by the pics she puts in her ads. She looked so busty and curvy. I was expecting a sexy MILF. Although she's not ugly, she's not what I expected. I saw her one Saturday afternoon and she just got back from her day job. I won't say what her day job is but I will say it's labor intensive.

She was wearing ragged clothes, she was sweaty, and had no makeup. She kind of looks like a grandma. However, she doesn't shave her nether regions and that's a huge turn on for me. She was nice and took direction well. If you don't mind the age and looks then you can have a good time.

One thing that grossed me out was the end. She went to the bathroom and she got a wet rag to clean her kitty. She wet the rag in the sink, sat on the toilet, and cleaned herself. She kept the door open so I saw everything. It made me feel gross afterwards.

I won't repeat because I'm from Baltimore and I rarely travel that far south.[/QUOTE]

It was high time for another encounter with the one and only Jessica of MOCO. IMHO she looks better than 90% of the babes out there so that's a gold star for Jessica. Much has been written about her zoning out and not being there. But she is a looker. And the body is tight with a lovely almost heart shaped booty. I figured if the girls' a looker she's worth grooming to learn to help me the way I like being helped and at only $/ HH there's no way I could go wrong.

I've contended online that the more you see Jessica the friendlier she gets. In her own cute & quiet way. Her english isn't great. At least speaking it so riveting conversation may be hard to come by unless you speak espanol. As she gave me plenty of smiles and big eye contact, I talked her through a HJ / chest kissing, whilst I'm feeling her up. Got me to bonerville within 2 minutes and then a nice CBJ that I talked her through and then the main event beginning with SJ Jr entering via K9 KTORBK. No more than 5 minutes after I entered her clean apartment, I was "in there!

Alas, the pussy got pretty gooey pretty extra fast this time and I had to seriously watch my strokes. I heard about how she could ride so I switched up and told her to go CG on me and that was ok for a minute then I requested RCG and she smiled and went to work and it was beautiful for another minute. But I wanted to get to serious science-friction mode so we went back to K9 KT and all of it's variations and for the next 5 or so minutes we bounced and bounced and bounced until I slowly but surely wound it up and let it go in what seemed like 10-15 strategic spurts of wonderfulness, age of Aquarius stuff! That's exactly why I came. Whew!!

I slid out and rolled off her with a pretty girl whistle and she smiled. I think I said damn! Jessica. And she smiled. I normally bask at least 5 minutes but this session I got up and got dressed after only a couple telling Jessica that I know she's busy and she smiled again.

All I can say is if you're with 30 even 40 minutes of the middle of MOCO, and you're interested in hooking up with a quality, less than 30 babe at a ridiculous rate, at her own quiet and clean place in a non-GFE manner, Jessica can answer the bell for you as she does for me. But if you visit her expecting GFE stuff you will be disappointed but if at least on some of your missions you can settle for only a nice, safe, compliant, escort encounter, then visit Jessica for a test run. Soon she may start charging $120 or more for a half hour of her time and she'd still be an outstanding bargain.

* Note: If interested having fun with Jessica PM me for some very key info that in fairness I should disclose to you. *.

Here are some pics and the pics are her only her body is much more tone now.

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Run. Don't walk. Run away.

I'd do the chick in the pics. Or at least let her jerk me off.

This one, however, isn't the chick in the pics. Late 50's /60's and looks it. Dumpy BBW with bad teeth. Wanted $160 for the hour at her apt. Slipped her a $20 and made my way out the door.

[QUOTE=BrunoB98;4061644]The description is perfectly exact. Johanna is far to be stunning, fit and sexy. Indeed she doesn't shave, the only detail I like, and the way she clean herself is just gross!! She has a friendly attitude but I never went back and have no intention to do so. Simply a waste of time, money and quite hard to come to a happy end unless you close your eyes.[/QUOTE]I've cooled somewhat on her also. She was never dirty, but she has a real problem with fruit flies in her bathroom and I unintentionally traveled home with one. She is a house cleaner by day, so without a shower she can show the funk. I'm looking for options in the $80 range.

Dreamed I visited Granny Cookies off Muncaster Mill. The apartment was a mess and the occupant is obese. I think she crossed the Delaware with Washington. She advised that the previous visitor got creeped out and left after a quick CBJ. She laughed that he didn't think the rubber was big enough for his little dick. Quick thinking on his part. Not wanting to insult I played along. Big mistake. My dream was quite a nightmare. Must have been something I ate.

That is really funny. Sorry to hear it but we've all been there at one point, brother.

[QUOTE=Ixxon;4099946]Dreamed I visited Granny Cookies off Muncaster Mill. The apartment was a mess and the occupant is obese. I think she crossed the Delaware with Washington. She advised that the previous visitor got creeped out and left after a quick CBJ. She laughed that he didn't think the rubber was big enough for his little dick. Quick thinking on his part. Not wanting to insult I played along. Big mistake. My dream was quite a nightmare. Must have been something I ate.[/QUOTE]

I was almost desperate enough to call Grandma C. Think after these rave reviews ill keep looking. Thanks gents.

My original post here continues to bear fruit. She's doing everything now. And I've negotiated her into bare MSOG. If you've not gotten her # from me in the past, or even if you have, and want to share. I'm bored. Nothing quite like the feel of someone new. Please share. I will.

Didn't catch my review, eh?

For the record, I got creeped out just walking in. I expected bad, it was much worse. Let the big head do the thinking, this time. It wasn't me that stayed for anything.

[QUOTE=Ixxon;4099946]Dreamed I visited Granny Cookies off Muncaster Mill. The apartment was a mess and the occupant is obese. I think she crossed the Delaware with Washington. She advised that the previous visitor got creeped out and left after a quick CBJ. She laughed that he didn't think the rubber was big enough for his little dick. Quick thinking on his part. Not wanting to insult I played along. Big mistake. My dream was quite a nightmare. Must have been something I ate.[/QUOTE]

To cleanse my palate after Granny Cookies made the 35 minute drive to a 2nd floor apt in Fair Oaks and visited a gorgeous 28 year old named Jenny. Non GFE but absolutely beautiful. Here for the month.

Changed her pics and name. It's now Katie. And showing an age of 50. None of this is accurate.

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Run. Don't walk. Run away.

I'd do the chick in the pics. Or at least let her jerk me off.

This one, however, isn't the chick in the pics. Late 50's /60's and looks it. Dumpy BBW with bad teeth. Wanted $160 for the hour at her apt. Slipped her a $20 and made my way out the door.[/QUOTE]

Now her name on adultlook is Sandy. Still with fake pics.

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She texted me unbidden this past week with a fake pic and rates. Don't want to blow up anyone's spot, but I did text her back and firmly asked her to lose my number. If she reaches out again, any suggestions?

[QUOTE=BoMcC;4104546]Changed her pics and name. It's now Katie. And showing an age of 50. None of this is accurate.[/QUOTE]

As is one of my traditions, I love to have big fun on the day of the big, big game. Luckily Victoria arrived in town a couple days before and I gave her a call to let her know I'd be catching up with her on the day of the big game. Someone else had been targeted but when I learned about her arrival I opted to share some of big game Sunday with her. Cause she's a real treat.

We met on the field (bed) again. I was the QB and she was the receiver. We ran our scripted plays in this order: Cuddling, HJ, CBJ, K9 KTORBK, KTKT, Sidewinder, Mish, Criss-Cross to K9 KTOLBK and then finally back K9 KT to reach the goal line and score! All to my fav NFL music from the 1970's!

There was still 10 minutes on the clock of our 30 minute session so I basked in the afterglow for about 5 minutes and then got up and departed. I love seeing her and wish she was a permanent fixture in the area. She's a good looking lady!

I try to catch her every time she comes to town which is every 4-6 weeks and she hangs around. Mostly in the Rockville / Germantown area for a couple weeks. I don't mind paying more than normal to see her because she's one of the best looking gals I've ever been with in.

Her pics really don't do her justice. And she's as sweet as the day is long. She's also non-GFE and I don't mind because I'm non-GFE myself. Her rates are a very reasonable $150 HH or $250 H. Do give her a call if you qualify.

Check out her pics! She's quite a dish.

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Met her. She's real. A+ head game (didn't have time for more). Not a clock watcher, even though it was a car date. Will see her again soon.