Massage Parlor Reports

Kimberly has left King's. She was one of the best. She would start with a Happy Beginning, and then continue with the massage.

The new crew has potential as well, but for now I've downgraded them to Duke, which is still respectable.

[QUOTE=Sabassis;1178544]Got a hot euro from Serbia.[/QUOTE]That's Lydia. Search my other posts. Avoid her as she NARCs on the asian women who are on the same page. A few very good asian girls have been fired because guys tell Lydia they expect what so and so did.

If you see a silver Saturn parked out front you can roll the dice and go in, but unless one of the Asian girls greets you, just forget it.

Lydia gives a good legit massage, and that's it.

Use the damn search function guys. You will save yourself and the rest of us a lot of headaches.

[QUOTE=Dangerously; 1184766]Kimberly has left King's. She was one of the best. She would start with a Happy Beginning, and then continue with the massage.

The new crew has potential as well, but for now I've downgraded them to Duke, which is still respectable.[/QUOTE]Oh no. Did she go someplace else?

Could tell some stories. But I promised her I wouldn't tell.

[QUOTE=Sxy Joker; 1186119]That's Lydia. Search my other posts. Avoid her as she NARCs on the asian women who are on the same page. A few very good asian girls have been fired because guys tell Lydia they expect what so and so did.

If you see a silver Saturn parked out front you can roll the dice and go in, but unless one of the Asian girls greets you, just forget it.

Lydia gives a good legit massage, and that's it.

Use the damn search function guys. You will save yourself and the rest of us a lot of headaches. [/QUOTE]From my experience the whole place has turned into teasing and nothing more. I now avoid, despite me living within 15 minutes of the place.

That's a shame. She was one of my fav's. If she has gone elsewhere, I'd like to know where.

G.

[QUOTE=Dangerously; 1184766]Kimberly has left King's. She was one of the best. She would start with a Happy Beginning, and then continue with the massage.

The new crew has potential as well, but for now I've downgraded them to Duke, which is still respectable. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Al Melrose;1188613]From my experience the whole place has turned into teasing and nothing more. I now avoid, despite me living within 15 minutes of the place.[/QUOTE]I live about 20 mins away and haven't been there in several months. Don't sound like things have changed. I was my #1 spot a couple of years ago.

And I thought Lydia drove a Nissan.

Stopped in after work and was surprised with the girl I got. Was lower 30's, decent body, very friendly. No talk of $ just took care of me. Massage was weak but didn't really care. I guess not everyone that works there is OLD.

Had Eva as my host. Looks and massage so-so. Lots of teasing laying face down. I left happy but there was a bit more of tip hassling involved than necessary. Overall OK experience.

What a waste of time and $. The girl I saw last time was not there but I was in the mood and went with the "new girl" Might be new at elite, but everything else about her was OLD! Stick me in the sauna for 20 min. So I'm sweating my ass off then tell me the shower is broken. I get on the table, she walks on my back for 5 min then has me flip over. No teasing no build up, just right at it like a jack hammer. I just told her stop and got up and left. Worst service I've ever had at a mp. I will never back. Why do suburban AMP suck so bad compared to the ones in Chicago? Expensive, dirty, bad attitude, poor service. The last girl I saw here was good, I thought they might be making an attempt at providing better service. I was wrong.

Owing to the mixed reports on the place, I decided to try Elite today.

Short version: Never again. HR only, lame massage, crumby attitude, and they short-time you.

Long version: Mama-san let me in. She was a 40-ish lady, not too hard on the eyes, and brings me back asking for. 7 for the hour. She puts me in the 'back room' where there is a pile of clothing, more clothing hanging up, a day bed, and a mattress on the floor. She swept the clothes off the day bed and told me to sit and wait a few minutes. I said,"Oh, your not the masseuse?" She says no and I grab my. 7 back from her. She gets the idea and tells me to wait. About 5 minutes later, I hear another monger leaving and I see another worker come by, this one is 50-ish, overweight, and looks like she's been 'round the track too many times. So, I stick my. 7 back in my pocket and tell mama-san I'm not interested. She pushes me into a massage room this time, and says 'You wait 5 minute, I get you someone better, very nice".

OK, so I wait. I hear another monger leave and this time Cindy pops in the door. 30-ish, A-B's, fairly trim. So, I pay the. 7, get undress and we go to the TS. Did a good job, made sure EVERYTHING was clean, especially the good parts, and her english is surprisingly good, though heavily accented. I play a little grab-ass to establish my bona-fides, too. She stuffs me in the sauna and tells me 'come to the room when you're done'. I dry myself off and go back to the room in about 2 minutes, and the massage begins. The massage was ok, except she set off a cramp in my foot that put a damper on the session. Started on the legs / ass, the proceeded to do the rest of my back totally with her feet, which was different. She had talented feet, and I told her so. She proceeds to sit down between my legs (still face down) and massage my butt with her hands while flicking the boys with her toes. Like I said, different.

So, we get to the flip and she does a cursory pass down the front and goes straight to Mr. Happy.

"You OK?" she asks, and I tell her 'no, I want at least a blowjob or some of this (patting her kitty) '

"Oh, no, I can't do that." she says."Well, you COULD, and plenty of other girls DO, you just WON'T" says I. Well, she can help but admit to that, and I hand her my signature line about 'I can do that myself (making the universal hand motion) , but I can't blow myself". And FOR ONCE, the girl had a snappy comeback! She said "But, I have. Talent." Not to be one-upped, and came back "So do _I_, honey, and I've been rubbing that longer than you have."

So, we negotiate for a few minutes while she makes some lack-luster frontal passes. Neither of us budged an inch. I'm not going to settle for HR, and she isn't going to do anymore than that. So, she says,"I guess we're about done here." and walks out. I jump up get dressed and am leaving, and mama-san comes to show me the door (think she saw the storm-clouds) , and asks "You OK. So I told her I wasn't ok, but I was done, and pointed out that I got shorted on my hour. She starts trotting out the lame 'well, with the shower and sauna it's an hour. I pointed out that I'd had all that AND had to wait for the girl, and I was still walking out the door less than an hour after I'd walked in. So, she says, 'next time I give you credit'. I told her,"The massage sucked, there won't BE a next time". Needless to say, no tip, and I was STILL having foot cramps going out to my car. Another adventure in TOFTT. Tomorrow maybe I'll go see one of my regulars to get the taste of Elite out of my mouth.

Went to new asian place on Wash. St. My host was Tiffany, a middle aged women with an ok body but her engrish not so good. Massage so so. Was offered various finishing options and chose the lesser of the two and left happy. Location is right next to a religious store which is right up there with VP place next to the DQ. Pricing is normal.

Stop by and met E, bad / weak massage, ok ending. Think I'm done with this place for now. If anyone knows good place in the area, please pm me.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Gooch; 1189102]That's a shame. She was one of my fav's. If she has gone elsewhere, I'd like to know where.

G.[/QUOTE]Same here. If anyone knows if kimberly from kings is working at another mp, a pm with info would be great. I went there recently and her replacement was just not in the same league. A good time was had, nonetheless, but iwas a regular with kim and would like to see her again if she turns up.

Thanks

I heard a rumor that one of the better ones from Maple has left. Or at least she use to be one of the better ones. I've seen a few reports here, that indicated she had gotten rather greedy, trying to upsell.

Free day today and some money saved up. Better weather couldn't be asked for. I went mongering.

1) Saw a new place on Roosevelt in a strip mall. Alma Natural Healthcare. Short, older Chinese woman. No speak Engrish very goo. 70 dollars for first class Tui Na massage and table shower. Grabbed her ass a few times in the ts, she didn't like it. I stopped. No extras available. Killer massage.

2) Tried a place in Wheaton on Childs. Cute girl. Late 20's / early 30's. She had a client and told me to wait 10 minutes for another girl to show up. Didn't care for it, so I left.

3) Tried the places on Midwest. Apparently the same owner for both places. First place across Wendy's had no ts. Decent looking women. One had great looking tits. No TS, they were eating lunch and the place smelled weird, so I left. They said to go to Wheaton. I went to the other place on 22nd. Went to the suite, no one there. Called, guy told me to go to Midwest, the girls were there. Apparently they are related.

4) Tried Maple. One girl in, busy with a client, told to come back in an hour. Mamasan was f*ing disgusting looking and I got bad vibes from her.

Had to go to run an errand in the city. Was near Archer and tried Hong Kong Spa. The girls were fugly and I wanted out so I kept saying,"20 dollars one hour!" She got pissed haha.

The weather was so good I didn't care about not getting what I wanted. It was fun messing with the Mamasans.

Keep sage peeps.