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[QUOTE=Ricowiz]Hey dick,

I did a search. There are only a couple of posts about her.[/QUOTE]


Congrats on learning how to use the advanced search function. Now you need to learn how to RTFF. There are 5 posts about her including yours. You're right, there aren't many posts about her. If you had bothered to read those posts - especially one that answered a question that [i][b]I[/b][/i] asked about her, you would have realized that you had all the information you needed to make a considerably more than informed decision.

This thing that we do here is more than dispensing pablum about providers in this hobby cum lifestyle of ours. Sometimes you have to read between the lines to get someone's intended meaning. Sometimes you will have to go and read an encyclopedia to understand a reference that one of us has made in a post. To understand a certain two posts on the forum you will have to go back and read Hamlet and no less than 2 volumes of the late Hunter S. Thompson.
As I meet more and more of the members on this forum I call home I know now something I had long suspected. This is not your average group of guys talking about pussy - We are for the most part some pretty serious intellectual heavyweights, but more than that, rather, most important to the point; We're friends and brothers. If you still think I'm a dick that's fine, but realize that it isn't what you think about us that matters. What matters here is what we think about you. Judging from your analytical ability as so far demonstrated and an armchair reading from Robux, maybe you'd be more comfortable gleaning information from the bouncers on the Block.


Benchseats Rock

[QUOTE=Ricowiz]Hey dick,

I did a search. There are only a couple of posts about her.[/QUOTE]What this really says is one of the following, you choose for yourself:

Badge number 2349, I am charging you under the Rico act.

I'm a jerk, can't RTFF, and never want to learn or need help.

Where can I meet Lu Lu. (and yes I can this as much as I want, RTFF to know why.)

I like to piss in my corn flakes and shit in my yard.

Ignore me please, I am hopeless.

Rico,

Wake up man, Bench is a savior, not a dick

Originally Posted by Ricowiz

Hey dick,

I did a search. There are only a couple of posts about her.

[QUOTE=Oriole Mon]What this really says is one of the following, you choose for yourself:

Badge number 2349, I am charging you under the Rico act.

I'm a jerk, can't RTFF, and never want to learn or need help.

Where can I meet Lu Lu. (and yes I can this as much as I want, RTFF to know why.)

I like to piss in my corn flakes and shit in my yard.

Ignore me please, I am hopeless.

Rico,

Wake up man, Bench is a savior, not a dick[/QUOTE]You must listen to as he is wise, or go to fuck back to China.

Also, if there were only a few posts here about Kandie, why not check out TER? The site that's you know, specifically designed for that sort of shit? It's an encyclopedia for anything from height to whether she shaves to whether she swallows.

I don't know if it's kosher to mention other sites on here, someone please let me know it's it's not and I'll edit this.

[quote=Ricowiz]Hey dick,

I did a search. There are only a couple of posts about her.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriole Mon

What this really says is one of the following, you choose for yourself:

Badge number 2349, I am charging you under the Rico act.

I'm a jerk, can't RTFF, and never want to learn or need help.

Where can I meet Lu Lu. (and yes I can this as much as I want, RTFF to know why.)

I like to piss in my corn flakes and shit in my yard.

Ignore me please, I am hopeless.

Ricowiz,

Wake up man, Bench is a savior, not a dick

Hey dick,

I did a search. There are only a couple of posts about her.[/QUOTE]Sorry folks I could not edit this in time, I guess one should not post while trying to do somerthing else, like watching the Bengals kick the f**k out of the Ravens That was psychologically debilitating to me, so much for wireless laptops, the post should have read:(Revisons in CAPS)

You must listen GRASSHOPPER RICO, to SENSEI BENCHSEATS as he is wise, or go to fuck back to China.

I have seen her numerous times. This time was nothing short of spectacular. She looked better than ever and treated me great. Started with our usual embrace at the door, then moved to the bedroom. I drop the bill on the table, then drop my clothes, she drops hers.

We leap into bed, well I leap, she crawls onto my fat ass. We start with 69, and let me tell you she tasted wonderfull. Her BJs are great. We moved to mish, cow girl, doggie, back to BJ for the finishing act. The only bad thing with her is no CIM, not the whole ending, anyone with 1/2 brain can blow part of it there.

Anyway, she is free most the time again, and her place is still nice and clean.

[QUOTE=Oriole Mon]I have seen her numerous times. This time was nothing short of spectacular. She looked better than ever and treated me great. Started with our usual embrace at the door, then moved to the bedroom. I drop the bill on the table, then drop my clothes, she drops hers.

We leap into bed, well I leap, she crawls onto my fat ass. We start with 69, and let me tell you she tasted wonderfull. Her BJs are great. We moved to mish, cow girl, doggie, back to BJ for the finishing act. The only bad thing with her is no CIM, not the whole ending, anyone with 1/2 brain can blow part of it there.

Anyway, she is free most the time again, and her place is still nice and clean.[/QUOTE]Hey Mon,

Is this the Brittany from Reisterstown, with blond hair and a great rack? I have not seen her in a while and she is a decent provider.

Just wondering

Big Red

Oriole Mon,

I seem to remember two CP ads, one for Brittney and one for Brittany.

Is she the "Brittany" whose CP ad reads "enjoy a very soothing and relaxing sensual experience," the ad that's in every week? I was seeing that Brittany several years ago at an apartment off Rte 1 east of Baltimore. She was a thirtyish white woman, about 5' 8", 130, with dirty blonde hair and a nice rack who did massage/hr but not much else. She wasn't bad for the $ admission price. Your "Brittany" sounds like someone else.

Rapid

[QUOTE=Rapid]Oriole Mon,

I seem to remember two CP ads, one for Brittney and one for Brittany.

Is she the "Brittany" whose CP ad reads "enjoy a very soothing and relaxing sensual experience," the ad that's in every week? I was seeing that Brittany several years ago at an apartment off Rte 1 east of Baltimore. She was a thirtyish white woman, about 5' 8", 130, with dirty blonde hair and a nice rack who did massage/hr but not much else. She wasn't bad for the $ admission price. Your "Brittany" sounds like someone else.

Rapid[/QUOTE]Hey Rapid:

Hey Oriole Mon:

The Brittany I was referring to is the same one Radid referenced. She did an acceptable CFS for $.3, she also sounded like Oriole Mon’s Brittney since she was really into the 69 as I recall. Are there 2 girls or 1?

Been sick with Bronchitis, can’t do much more than talk about past pussy for the last couple of days.

Just doing research

Big Red

[QUOTE=Rapid]Oriole Mon,

I seem to remember two CP ads, one for Brittney and one for Brittany.

Is she the "Brittany" whose CP ad reads "enjoy a very soothing and relaxing sensual experience," the ad that's in every week? I was seeing that Brittany several years ago at an apartment off Rte 1 east of Baltimore. She was a thirtyish white woman, about 5' 8", 130, with dirty blonde hair and a nice rack who did massage/hr but not much else. She wasn't bad for the $ admission price. Your "Brittany" sounds like someone else.

Rapid[/QUOTE]Nope not that one, this one bleaches for sure. She will try the massage thing, just bypass. I said "I just want to get busy baby, fuck that stuff!"

30 will not get you far with her. Not in the door.

[QUOTE=Oriole Mon]Nope not that one, this one bleaches for sure. She will try the massage thing, just bypass. I said "I just want to get busy baby, fuck that stuff!"

30 will not get you far with her. Not in the door.[/QUOTE]Hey Oriole Mon:

I am getting better from Bronchitis, and starting to sniff around today.

The blonde Brittany I refered to was 130 for CFS, ($.3; $=100+30)

Starting to monger again Big Red

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hey Oriole Mon:

I am getting better from Bronchitis, and starting to sniff around today.

The blonde Brittany I refered to was 130 for CFS, ($.3; $=100+30)

Starting to monger again Big Red[/QUOTE]If she is on RR that is the one.

All this discussion of Brittany/Britney etc brought back some fond memories of City Paper girls, a method of mongering I had abandoned several years ago. I had some great experiences, some disappointments and one no show. I regularly used a service made by a gentleman named Dave. I heard he got busted and was out of business. His ad ran something like "90% repeats" there was one girl who was studying nursing or so she said) who was just awesome, sweet, gfe and unlimited pops in your hour, which when I was younger meant three :-)

So I ask you gents, other then Brittany, any other good-looking, reasonably priced providers in the Citypaper?

I meet one a couple of months ago called Katie. She is cute, but a little bit of a pain in the ass. I've shared my thoughts and her specifics with a couple of seniors. I like seeing here, don't get me wrong. But that amount, I do not want any baggage out of the ordinary. She is cute though.

[QUOTE=Oriole Mon]I meet one a couple of months ago called Katie. She is cute, but a little bit of a pain in the ass. I've shared my thoughts and her specifics with a couple of seniors. I like seeing here, don't get me wrong. But that amount, I do not want any baggage out of the ordinary. She is cute though.[/QUOTE]


[i][b]which[/i][/b] Katie are you talking about?