Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Purple Porkchop]Place is located on Hope st in Passic. What really throws you off balance as you approach this Russian Turkish bath house is in the middle of a Spanish neighborhood. The first floor is a kosher restaurant—had to be, a Hasidic was having lunch when I entered. The massage rooms are on the second floor.

Got to the second floor and had to ring a bell for service. Several open doors showed massage tables with no clients. Anyway, out comes a middle age Korean; just a tad over weight. TS offered and taken. The head rest on the table appeared to be a 2X4 with a wash cloth laid over it! Lots of attention to all the good spots. Would someone please tell me why they scrub your pop chute so long? Then they use the cloth to wash the rest of your body!

Back to the room, good to very good massage, oil followed by a hot towel. Roaming allowed to some extent. HE offered. Got the impression, depending on the lady more might be available. Seniors PM for details

When leaving there were four Russian guys sitting together having a bite to eat. By the way, they were only wearing towels and probably black trunks—at least one was. The KMP said the steam room was on the first floor and you would walk through the restaurant wearing your towel to use it. Didn't ask where the sauna was.

As some of you know, the CHOP is picky; but I liked the place and the KMP and will return

P Chop[/QUOTE]I think they spend so much time on the poop chute to make absolutely sure that it is clean. In FS places they'll do this because the girl might stick her tongue in hole, and who wants to stick their tongue in a dirty crapper. My problem is when they use a sponge or that luva thing, I always wonder how many assholes has this thing cleaned before it got to mine. In my experience the girls seemed to be following a script. Tongue in the butt, BJ with a condom in the mouth, the FS.

In the area this week. I'm planing on stopping at some amp's in the Totowa area. I see there are quite a few "popping" up in this area are there anyrecomendations one could give for superb service? Preferr responce via pm please Ty.

Is this amp still cranking? I haven't been out this way in a while..

Went to falls in Passaic and saw Judy, brown hair, a bit round in the middle, B/C's with nice nips. They seem to be a bit more cautious due to the recent past. Judy did say things were slow. I'm starting to figure out what a good massage is. She gave an OK one focusing on the top third of my back. The tension was released so it was OK over all.

[QUOTE=Motiv R Man]I appologize in advance for being new here and only posting questions. Reports to follow. I am looking for a safe place to bring the wife for a massage in the Bergen, Essex, North Hudson area.

Any info would be great, something CLEAN, safe parking and versatile.

Thank you in advance![/QUOTE]Try new day spa on bergenline.

It's good I called ahead to see if they were busy since they were. Arrived around 8pm and was introduced to the "new" girl Young. Now I am always nervous about the new girl since she may not be good at anything. I was happy since Young was pleasant to "talk" to and seemed to want to please. The TS was nice and a bit playful. The massage was light and not the best I've had but will do. The finish was pleasant and worth a revisit. .7 +.7, she seemed pleased.

Are there any FS AMPs in Northern NJ? I know Blue in Secaucus is, but wondered if there are any in the I-80 or Rt. 46 areas?

Even more ridiculous a question. Does anyone know of any FS RMPs? HAH! I can just hear you guys all chuckling.

Exact Location: 500 US Route 46 East, Elmwood Park, NJ 973-772-2220.

Long time since a massage so I thought I would give things a go. $65 for 1hr. Was the quote over the phone.



My rating on a scale of 0 to 5.

Attendant appearance: 3. 5.
Attendant attitude: 4.
Attendant communication skills: 3. 5.
Theraputic massage: 4. 5.
Table shower: declined.
Roaming: 3.
Other massage: 5.
Options available: 0.
Facility appearance: 4. 5.
Time given. Vs- time advertised: 4.
Overall Experience: 4.


I decided to give this place a try because I had not been there before. My experience there was above average but the attendant seems to not realize money is tight these days. Upon exiting the attendant hinted about a tip, will okay fine. I gave her a tip and she said NO. She quoted me a price 400% higher than I originally offered. I am a negotiable guy so in increased my tip by 50% so then she said no, I gave you a good massage. She said 100% more than my original offer. We went back and forth several times. I thought it was a tip. With a tip she should be happy with whatever I like to give. I did not go any higher so with disgust she accepted my tip and that was the end of it. I am not going to pay over $100 for a massage. Money is tight these days and I just can't afford it.

Scale Meaning:

5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking.
3 decent or above average looks.
2. 5 take it or leave it / neutral / average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks.
1 awful or not attractive.
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%

This is a very good legit lace. Brand new building. On second floor above a car wash, oil change, tint shop.

You could spend several hours using the facilities. No extras.

P Chop

Exact Location: 81 State Route 10, Randolph, NJ 973-339-9909.

Been a few weeks since a massage so I thought I would give things a go. $65 for 1hr. Was the quote over the phone. Add sparked my interest so I decided to go for it.


My rating on a scale of 0 to 5
Attendant appearance: 2. 5
Attendant attitude: 4
Attendant communication skills: 1. 5
Theraputic massage: 3
Table shower: declined
Roaming: 4
Other massage: 3. 5
Options available: 0
Facility appearance: 5
Time given. Vs- time advertised: 3
Overall Experience: 2. 5


Had been considering going to this place for a while so I finally got around to it. Take it or leave it experience. Upon exit I experienced an attendant that does not realize the current economic times. As I exited I gave a $10 tip. The masseuse asked me "why only $10". I replied "isn't that enought". Excuse me people but as far as I am concerned times are tight and spending $75 in less than an hour is not something to be taken lightly. I am not trying to be a stinker but I do not have $80 to $100 to just through around these days. I also did not like how my time was cut short because I did not take a table shower.



Scale Meaning:

5 Loved it or beautiful or 100%
4 Liked alot or good looking.
3 decent or above average looks.
2. 5 take it or leave it / neutral / average or 50%
2 dislike or below average looks.
1 awful or not attractive.
0 Hated it or ugly or 0%

Stopped by on Saturday and the place looked nice. The reception area is large and they have about 4 rooms. The sauna is about 8x8 and is off of a large communal shower room. The TS is a curtained area in the back of the showers. My attendant was Gina, She is a short 30ish full chic, not fat but not skinny. The TS was OK, she used what felt like a scouring cloth. I got nervous on the flip but she only touched the sensitive area. That should have been a clue. The massage was OK. The main area, my lower back due to the shoveling, was loosened but I have had better and that was it. Will I go again, I don't know. Door. 6 tip. 2 It is above a car wash facility on rt 46, west side, by the airport.

Stopped by on Saturday and the place looked nice. The reception area is large and they have about 4 rooms. The sauna is about 8x8 and is off of a large communal shower room. The TS is a curtained area in the back of the showers. My attendant was Gina, She is a short 30ish full chic, not fat but not skinny. The TS was OK, she used what felt like a scouring cloth. I got nervous on the flip but she only touched the sensitive area. That should have been a clue. The massage was OK. The main area, my lower back due to the shoveling, was loosened but I have had better and that was it. Will I go again, I don't know. Door. 6 tip. 2 It is above a car wash facility on rt 46, west side, by the airport.

Of the LEO activity that has been going on does anybody have anything positive to report? I'm going to be in the area for business and thought I might partake in some activity, but seems like like LEO dosen't like the extra activity that has been going on lately (12+ busts in a week) and now the ladys are being way too cautious. Guess I will just hop over to manhattan and pick and choose over there, at least I won't get grilled by MMS when I enter the door.

Independent working out of her place and a $50 special. Was hoping she wanted a decent tip.

Found on CRAIGSLIST. No picture: short ad. Just a massage and a so-so massage at that. She stays fully clothed and NO touching of any kind is allowed.

On the 1 - 4 peter meter would give her and the experience a 0. 40.

Not worth the trip!

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I was wondering if anyone had any intel on the masseuse with the above information?