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[QUOTE=VanLurker;6418954]Like to see more reviews.[/QUOTE]Try the Portland massage section. Most people post about Vancouver shops there.
[QUOTE=OneOne9;6404362]I noticed a new shop on Grand around 800 eastside. Anyone check it out yet?[/QUOTE]I stopped in recently. This shop is part of the purple group with locations on 4th Plain, Vancouver and 87th and Canyon in Portland. Greeted by a smiling, friendly not very attractive MILF. About 5-5 tall and not a chubbie. She was very nice and gave every indication she could be a good time. Her look didn't do it for me so I moved on.
[QUOTE=KsFollower;6300642]I found a new place, Maple Massage, on 1st st off 164th. Their prices are 50/70, which seems common these days. Has anyone been there before?[/QUOTE]Cindy is about the horniest "therapist" I've ever experienced. She seemed to enjoy the experience as much as I did.
I walked in here last week thinking this might be a good hour, mistake, wait MISTAKE.
Walked in the first time ever in here, nice place clean and a bit more upscale than some of the shitty makeover interiors I see.
Greeted promptly by this older slender gal named lala, seemed upbeat and happy and singing took me to a room and grabbed my little brother once inside the room before I paid the house fee, thinking oh this might be good. She appears of Chinese and other asian mix.
Hand her the house fee, she asks for more, "where my tip" first bad sign, I say tip later, she comes back, no change, second bad sign.
Face down she sits down on the stool massages my neck shoulders head, then starts complaining, "oh too tired today" works on my arms and puts my hands on her legs. So mind you this is early in the morning.
So ok my hands wander with no resistance. She says "boom boom". I say massage, LOL. So eventually the festivities began and she ask crazy tip, no no no, settled on the normal market rate, still too much for this adventure.
Started with some uncover lip servicing, short duration, like literally 2 or 3 minutes into the FS activities, oh too tired, you come now ok, I'm like WTF, then she kinda does this legs up together thing to limit the depth of enjoyment, oh too tired you come soon, pay more tip you take too long, so maybe five minutes, she says I like just quick. Kinda losing enthusiasm, thinking WTF, making this one of the all time worst adventures ever.
I got up then laid on the table and told her you finish your job for what I tipped for, she did. Then this is maybe 35 minutes, ok all finish now, I point at the clock, NO, oh ok she says. Makes it maybe 8 ish minutes says ok all done too tired today, NO look at the time, oh ok more tip she says again and she gets a no from me again, still complaining too tired. She actually could do some legit massage on my back, still complaining " oh too tired today ".
So end result was a full hour, enthusiastic until she got house fee and tip. Massage finally was acceptable. No kindness upon departure she was off in another room, grab a water and away I go like scolded spanked dog as I was fleeced from my cash.
I will not be back and would warn anyone else don't, I heard too tired too many times. I think I'm too tired of thinking too tired and typing too tired too much.
[QUOTE=NoFearToTry;6438829]I walked in here last week thinking this might be a good hour, mistake, wait MISTAKE.
[/QUOTE]Is this the old shop across from Sportsman or the new shop further west on 4th Plan? I visited the old shop once and got the my time of the month excuse. She then wanted to hand me off to grannie. I said no to grannie and never returned.
[QUOTE=OneOne9;6438841]Is this the old shop across from Sportsman or the new shop further west on 4th Plan? I visited the old shop once and got the my time of the month excuse. She then wanted to hand me off to grannie. I said no to grannie and never returned.[/QUOTE]Its been there a bit, across from sportmans.
Sweet spa.
Fishers Landing behind FM. Same provider that's been there for a very long time. She is now sporting a new hair cut LOL.
Red Sun.
63rd and highway 99. A couple months ago there were two grannies, this time I only seen one older shorter in shape MILF. Might be acceptable for those looking for a table shower, massage and handy.
Sports spa.
2 blocks east of highway 99 on 78th St. 2 average looking milfs dressed in jeans and shirts. Just like Red Sun they might be acceptable for those seeking a massage and handy.
Visited Garden Spa just off Mill Plain recently and lo and behold met by Coco. Some may remember her from many years ago when she worked at Foot Spa on 99th until it closed due to fire. After that she has worked many spas in the Portland / Vancouver area. It was nice to see her again. She still looks great. She has since had enhancement of her boobs to DD's which are nice but I liked them better prior. We had a nice chat as her massage has not changed over the years which is virtually nonexistent. She makes up for service in other areas. Had a pleasant visit. Half hour 50/ service tip 140.
Felt flush the other day so decided to try an experiment: flashed seven twenties at the door and received assurances of total nudity for a half hour session (full hour if necessary). She took the cash and disappeared for a minute, then led me to a room and locked the door. We helped one another strip down. She had an okay face, decent body with just a bit of hair, and very suckable nips. Things proceeded at a nice pace with a very wet FIV followed by sixty-nine (CBJ), some mish, RCG, and back to CBJ. Finished with an oil HJ with FIV and nip in mouth. All this ran a bit over half an hour, so no massage. All I was looking for was the nude finish.
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Red Sun.
63rd and highway 99. A couple months ago there were two grannies, this time I only seen one older shorter in shape MILF. Might be acceptable for those looking for a table shower, massage and handy.
.[/QUOTE]Recently I was in the mood for just a massage and a table shower would have been a nice bonus. Stopped in at Red Sun and the first thing I noticed was a sign on the wall with increased rates. A heavy made up unattractive grannie came out from the back room. Not to my liking so I walked.
Recently visited Eastern spa in Vancouver on 4th plain looking for a new fav. Met at door by a slim cute gal wearing a dress and paid 70 for an hour. Prepped in a clean room in anticipation. Gentle knock and enter a frumpy middle aged lady who proceeded with massage. I was stunned into silence. Oh well. 20 minutes of so-so massage and then flip. English not good as she initiated service bargaining. HJ or BJ. She wanted more than 1 $ for BJ and I said no. I countered 130 for FS and she seemed to agree. Paid in advance -big mistake, as she left to get ready. She returned and placed cover after cleaning and started BJ. I asked re FS and she looked at me aghast and retorted "need more money". I reviewed our earlier agreement and she played the "no English, no understand" card. Alas my loss as she proceeded with her covered BJ which was half-hearted by all parties. Deed was completed after her lackluster efforts followed by gagging and retching. Pathetic. She attempted to tap out with 30 minutes left of my hour which I pointed out to her and asked for a partial refund with the universal open palm gesture. She acquiesced and proceeded with a lackluster massage for 20 (not 30) more minutes and adios. Well needless to say this was a painful experience and I won't be returning here and I would recommend staying away as this shop has one and only one goal to get into your wallet and leave it empty. A very disheartening visit, but hope for better days ahead. Cheers.
[QUOTE=OneOne9;6439747]Sweet spa.
Fishers Landing behind FM. Same provider that's been there for a very long time. She is now sporting a new hair cut LOL.
Red Sun.
63rd and highway 99. A couple months ago there were two grannies, this time I only seen one older shorter in shape MILF. Might be acceptable for those looking for a table shower, massage and handy.
Sports spa.
2 blocks east of highway 99 on 78th St. 2 average looking milfs dressed in jeans and shirts. Just like Red Sun they might be acceptable for those seeking a massage and handy.[/QUOTE]There used to be a woman named Wi WI (Weewee) there real nice cb, j nice body and cute, mid 30's 5'6 120 lbs. She was my favorite for a long time but her attitude changed awhile so I gave her up.
[QUOTE=Pleco360;6492969]Recently visited Eastern spa in Vancouver on 4th plain looking for a new fav. Cheers.[/QUOTE]There are two on 4th Plain. One across from Sportsman and one a mile or so west near Wendy's.