The Massholes

Question for you guys and I would appreciate any input to this little problem.


I decided to start seeing this particular girl who claims to have had a total of 3 orgasisms in her life. We've been seeing each other for about 3 months and now I want out. I've tried to say things like "I don't think I am happy nor do I believe I make you happy."

But she keeps coming back for booty calls since I've found what makes her come. My question for the group is: other than being completly rude, how do I get this *beach* out of my life?

BTW if you feel this is inappropiate for the board PM and I will delete it.

Thanks guys,
The Brit

Just tell her that you are no longer interested in seeing her and do not want anymore calls. Even for booty calls, but if she needs it that bad, I am sure there are plenty here that will be happy to volunteer to take your place..)) But be straight forward, I hope it helps, Good luck

[QUOTE=Celtic 1]Just tell her that you are no longer interested in seeing her and do not want anymore calls. Even for booty calls, but if she needs it that bad, I am sure there are plenty here that will be happy to volunteer to take your place..)) But be straight forward, I hope it helps, Good luck[/QUOTE]


Something to consider... pawn her off on someone else.

But you are probably right sit her down and just swallow that pill and say " The sex is great but you are not."

I can see how that conversation would then spiral away:

"Why what's wrong with me?"

"Nothing I just want someone a little bit less crazy and more normal."

"Normal... come on Brad what's normal in this day and age?"

"Normal is what everyone else is and you are not."

I think that after that she might get the point.

Before you pawn her off, what is it that makes her cum? :D

Seriously, though, it may be best to tell her that you just aren't happy and stop seeing her, even for future booty call, as horny as you may get, before the situation worsens. As your "relationship" becomes longer (no pun), she may begin to believe that she has made an investment in being a couple. And that's bad shit.

Brit, you'll be amazed how easy it is to pawn off a chick to another guy.

Beyond that, since you don't want to be rude...I hoped you tried the honest route. Tell her you'd rather be alone than have another booty call with her.

That should wake anyone the hell up. Or get you stabbed.

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On another note of sex and violence...

[QUOTE=WebDog]...Dozens of young women from a religious school in Pakistan's capital, Islamabad, have broken into an alleged brothel and kidnapped the owner.

The women, from the nearby Jamia Hafsa madrassa, burst in late on Tuesday, demanding the premises be shut down.

The women say they have a right to end immoral activity under Islamic law.
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I almost cried when I read that news report. A damned brothel in Pakistan...and dammit, I've not been there yet! Fuckers!

[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4792760430777767239&q=duration%3Along+genre%3ADOCUMENTARY[/url]

What do you people think?

Big Head.

Bastid took myspot!:D

[url]http://forums.sicksitenetwork.com/showthread.php?threadid=95372[/url]

[i]Disclaimer: all money exchanged is for my company only-anything else that happens during the appointment is a matter of choice between two consenting adults and is not a part of the fee. This is not an offer for sex/sexual contact in exchange for a fee nor is it a post for prostitution. Contacting me is equal to agreeing that you are not law enforcement engaging my services for the purpose of arrest, prosecution or entraptment.[/i]

I've always wondered why dim-witted hookers would put this on they're CL profile...can someone explain this in details? From what I gather, no matter how you slice it. It's still sex for a fee. Educate me guys.

[QUOTE=MeatMan][i]Disclaimer: all money exchanged is for my company only-anything else that happens during the appointment is a matter of choice between two consenting adults and is not a part of the fee. This is not an offer for sex/sexual contact in exchange for a fee nor is it a post for prostitution. Contacting me is equal to agreeing that you are not law enforcement engaging my services for the purpose of arrest, prosecution or entraptment.[/i]

I've always wondered why dim-witted hookers would put this on they're CL profile...can someone explain this in details? From what I gather, no matter how you slice it. It's still sex for a fee. Educate me guys.[/QUOTE]

It's not just dim-whited hookers. Every agency also runs the disclaimer on their web sites. It's necessary as a statement that the agency/escort is not advertising sex for hire-which, as we all know, is illegal... The disclaimer only prevents prosecution by the FCC for advertising illegal activities. it doesn't prevent a bust if the woman is caught conducting the actual activities.
BTW, that last bit is a crock of shit and does seem to be exclusive to the morons on Craig's List. Just like asking if a guy is a cop...the answer is irrelevant. If they want you, they are going to get you.

Not to say things like the documentary don't happen all the time in the Ukraine but the whole thing seemed a bit contrived. I don't think the whole story was being told. I think in both cases the girls knew what they were getting into. Or at least knew there was a strong possiblity about what was going to happen. Sex for money to make ends meet in the former Soviet Union is part of the culture.

The documentary was way too sanatized, clean and fake. Something you would want to should a bunch of western feminists without getting them too upset.

Anyone notice lately that The Erotic Review been going to the dumps? The past month wrote 2 reviews for them and both were unapproved. The first one they said that the provider was delisted even though I continue to see the provider posting ads on CL. The second review I wrote it was also unapproved, reason being that I didn't include enough explicit description even though I posted cost, types of service etc.

Not to say that all public forums don't have their advantages and disadvantage simply by being what they are. Public forums. Advantages of having more open information. Disadvantages of being so open without controls that can allow people to manipulate information by creating false information very easily as well, so TER is no exception. In learning how any of these forums work, it is important to know the source of your information such as the poster or reviewer, and research and experience can produce pretty good results on this front. TER is about the same, I have had problems with reviews with silly comments many times too, but I recommend emailing regarding the issues, and yes, you can still get answers that make no sense. I have simply waited several days and submitted the very same review without edits and it will then get approved. I think they reject some just to show some stats that they are reviewing the submitted reviews and are doing their job. Reviews from CL are difficult because the post expires quickly and TER does require an active ad or website for the given SP's profile. This forum, TER, or any other forum include members that you get to know and respect and provide very helpful information, while others as you get to know are not very helpful, play games, dishonest, and undermine what most of us are looking for. So you have to take time and learn the people in each forum in order to benefit from them. Hope these are helpful comments.

TER went down the tubes when providers started making up a large percentage of the postings, also way too may shills and appeasers. That wasn't recent, that was a while ago.

I was in Germany a couple of days and realized that boston providers suck big time.

1. Lana (1hr fully naked massage with unlimited roaming plus kiss / 90 euro)
[url]www.harmoniemassagen.de/html/girls/2.html[/url]

2. Valentina (1/2hr FS / 80 euro)
[url]http://www.kamilla-dee.com/1-sexy_girls/valent-d.htm[/url]

3. Nikki (1h FS/ 140 euro)
[url]http://www.monrouge.de/nicky.html[/url]

I to have had reviews turned down for lack of detail and had to spice things up to get them approved. I don't really write reviews to often anymore as I have been seeing the same ladies for a while now.
As far as a provider being delisted that has nothing to do with her ability to post on CL. Delisting comes either at the request of the lady OR if she is caught posting fake reviews of herself.
No board is perfect. Much of the value in TER is the ability, as an established member, to PM other reviewers about ladies that you are interested in. The reviews are fairly subjective. I need to see consistency in a lady's reviews before I shell out $$$ for an hour. The boards run hot and cold but, to me at least, the real information is contained in the reviews and via back-channel.

[QUOTE=Kikyo]Anyone notice lately that The Erotic Review been going to the dumps? The past month wrote 2 reviews for them and both were unapproved. The first one they said that the provider was delisted even though I continue to see the provider posting ads on CL. The second review I wrote it was also unapproved, reason being that I didn't include enough explicit description even though I posted cost, types of service etc.[/QUOTE]