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[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2615493]Got a call from the Weatherman again today. Seems there's going to be a steady heatwave in Warren for extended period. Don't know if it's going to bring those May tornadoes we had several years ago. It's just better to be prepared. You might want to park your car in the shade and get a little exercise. Seems there's going to be a couple of hot spots in the area. Don't want to have anyone get any unexplained heat rash. It's better to be prepared, hydrated, and to remain cool. Remember it's only a massage.[/QUOTE]Think I will avoid the uv rays better safe than sorry. When the first meltdown occured I planned a trip, ironically on the day after it happened, even knowing to some degree what went down. I went to the rose spa and it was almost comical, shower was done with rain coat and rubber boots the massage was no better with mama knocking on the door exactely at time. No begging or money would have worked. Hindsight being what it is, its the perfect example of little head big head syndrome what a goof I was. We all mocked that jeep dude, this time around I will heed vitamin man turned temporary meteorologist advice and play elsewhere.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2615493]Remember it's only a massage.[/QUOTE]In total agreement with VW, I'll just leave this here:

[URL]https://youtu.be/6wXkI4t7nuc[/URL]

Don't talk to Uncle LEO. He's your uncle, not your friend.

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[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2615493]Got a call from the Weatherman again today. Seems there's going to be a steady heatwave in Warren for extended period. Don't know if it's going to bring those May tornadoes we had several years ago. It's just better to be prepared. You might want to park your car in the shade and get a little exercise. Seems there's going to be a couple of hot spots in the area. Don't want to have anyone get any unexplained heat rash. It's better to be prepared, hydrated, and to remain cool. Remember it's only a massage.[/QUOTE]Weathermen have it easy these days! All the data you could ever need to make a forecast, in all its glorious detail, is right here on the Internet!

[QUOTE=Kyle6002;2618271]Weathermen have it easy these days! All the data you could ever need to make a forecast, in all its glorious detail, is right here on the Internet![/QUOTE]Am I to believe that VPW has become Vampireweatherman? Odd as some may find it, his forecasts are very accurate! As the humidity climbs in NE Ohio you must always keep your eye to the sky and your ear to the ground! That old be*tch mother nature (aka Uncle LEO) is very unpredictable and can inflict more damage than an F5 tornado!

As an old Italian carpenter once told me, the worst fucking you will ever get is the one you give yourself! I was a young man when I heard these words and thought, what a crazy bastard!! Realizing today how true this is. The YouTube post is 100% the way to approach be questioned, if you speak, you may as well see if your dick will reach your asshole. You will be f*ucking yourself. Literally!

KIP / Gringito.

Does anyone know the rotation at Tiger? Would hate to brave the heat only to find out that the Cherries are out of season.

Had another great visit with Cherry. We fucked in the shower and then again in the room. I could do her everyday.

[QUOTE=Crism0808;2620021]Had another great visit with Cherry. We fucked in the shower and then again in the room. I could do her everyday.[/QUOTE]I,m not saying a word.

[QUOTE=Crism0808;2620021]Had another great visit with Cherry. We fucked in the shower and then again in the room. I could do her everyday.[/QUOTE]Interesting. I once had a pre-room sauna BJ from Yumi (as I waiting on her a few years back, when the Sun was in the strip mall). But this tops that. Better than a slip & slide!

[QUOTE=ChuckConners;2621028]Interesting. I once had a pre-room sauna BJ from Yumi (as I waiting on her a few years back, when the Sun was in the strip mall). But this tops that. Better than a slip & slide![/QUOTE]I had slip and slide fuck, sauna BJ, and then back to the room for another pop go round with Yumi / Nana. Sometimes even gave her a horseback ride through the hallways on the way back to the room. Anything annoy my mom.

Has anybody out there been hassled by LE, as predicted in a previous post? I don't know why they would think we're doing anything wrong.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;2621389]I had slip and slide fuck, sauna BJ, and then back to the room for another pop go round with Yumi / Nana. Sometimes even gave her a horseback ride through the hallways on the way back to the room. Anything annoy my mom.[/QUOTE]If that's what you got you have me beat & probably Crism. Good for you!

[QUOTE=ChuckConners;2621953]If that's what you got you have me beat & probably Crism. Good for you![/QUOTE]Nana loves shower fucks. Don't even have to ask her. .

[QUOTE=Kyle6002;2621486]Has anybody out there been hassled by LE, as predicted in a previous post? I don't know why they would think we're doing anything wrong.[/QUOTE]While I cannot necessarily say that anyone who frequents here was hassled or questioned, you can see from this link that there were folks who were in the last go-round.

[URL]http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2013/08/a_year_later_warren_massage_pa.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Sweetg;2622093]Nana loves shower fucks. Don't even have to ask her. .[/QUOTE]Never did. But if you bring her mac and double cheese then the game is on.