Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Amp Fme;1342640]As always, thanks NL. But you mean to tell us that all those ads stating new staff and grand opening and grand reopening are just marketing ploys? Oh say it ain't so. Next thing you know you are going to start posting there is no Santa. So what is the concensus on the best places to go based on current talent?[/QUOTE]Either K Treatment or Golden Touch are the best bets. Haven't seen the evening talent at the Buckhead AMPs for a while but. last time I was there, the quality of girls wasn't any better than the Doraville AMPs and Buckhead was trying to push prices up. Santa Claus is probably in the Philippines getting cheap pussy and enjoying the nice weather.

[QUOTE=Jayb20;1342433]I've had two where the ad showed pictures in bikinis or topless then I get there and it becomes 'therapeutic'. Too bad we can't take them to the BBB but I guess we've got this thing where we can expose he robs.[/QUOTE]While we're on the topic of deceptive ads, I'd like to remind everyone to avoid Missy of Missy's Retreat in Duluth. It's in the strip mall next to Tong China Massage. Missy is a 40-ish Vietnamese who isn't bad looking, but who doesn't give a HE. She'll post a bust pic of herself with her shoulders exposed, suggesting she may be naked, but it's simply a marketing ploy. At least I've never heard of anyone getting a HE from her.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1342275]Checked out a few AMPs today:Golden Touch: Summer came to the room first. I had a session with her several weeks ago so I asked to see the other girl and Jeena showed up. I recognized Jeena from another AMP (I think Fuji) but she doesn't have a pretty face. I then asked that Summer come back. At first she seemed a little miffed that I hadn't chosen her right away but warmed up within a few minutes. Had a pretty good GFE session with her and went well over the allotted time. She was enthusiastic and she can deep throat but her teeth do get in the way, to the point that it can become uncomfortable. The downside to Summer's body is she's had a kid and the stretch marks show as well as bolt-ons that are not quite as shapely as they should be.[/QUOTE]Great report as always, NL. Is this the Golden Touch on PIB, or has a new one opened up on Buf Hwy?

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1342874]While we're on the topic of deceptive ads, I'd like to remind everyone to avoid Missy of Missy's Retreat in Duluth.[/QUOTE]I'll second this. She's a pure tease, and will lie to you on the phone.

[QUOTE=Cocknballs;1342956]Great report as always, NL. Is this the Golden Touch on PIB, or has a new one opened up on Buf Hwy?[/QUOTE]It's the one sandwiched between PIB and Winters Chapel Road. If you can, get to know Lisa the owner or the pudgy little mamasan with the short butch haircut. If they warm up to you, you'll be treated well.

Actually embarrassed to post this. I am certainly no novice to AMPs, but my experience at Tong was so bad that I just had to share.

Been feeling real tight this week and wanted a legit massage. Went to my regular legit place, but all girls were busy so I went to Tong.

Three girls there, no customers. Anna and two others. Anna has gained quite a paunch, but it is so loose that she can't be pregnant, even though it looked like it. One of the other girls was literally snoring and drooling on one of the chairs (and she was the best looking of the lot.) The other was busy on her laptop and never even looked up, thank goodness or I might have turned to stone just looking at her square in the face. All are overweight and none are attractive by even a blind man's standard.

I have seen Anna before and while no extras, she had always been pretty good at massage and my neck was really sore, so I went for an hour. She was so freakin rough that I told her to ease up, twice. During the scalp massage, I thought she was literally ripping my hair out (I stopped her before I ended up completely bald.)

No hint of extras as is typical with her. Flip came and that is where it went south in a hurry.

Anna starts rubbing my neck and shoulders while I am face up. I smell something funny, but can't figure out what it was. Weird sort of shea butter scent. Then she starts massaging my face and all of a sudden, I am having trouble breathing, my face is burning, and my eyes are stinging. Plus, she is literally grinding her hands into my temples and smashing my face (again, I have had my share of massages before. – this was beyond rough.) I grab her hands and rear up. I say enough and she smiles, says okay, no more face. I lay back down and she starts to rub the side of my face. I really can't breathe now so I rear back up and say I'm done. It was only then that I noticed the ICY / HOT. She had rubbed my shoulders with it and then went straight to my face without washing her hands or wiping that stuff off. My sense of smell is not the best and it was mixed with whatever shea butter scent she had been using on my back, but I still can't believe I did not recognize the menthol scent. That stuff is not intended for the face and what AMP even uses it in the first place?

At that point, I can hardly see since my eyes are burning and having real trouble breathing. The look I gave must have scared her because, she left real quick promising to send another girl in. I did not stick around for anymore. I grabbed a towel and wiped my face as best I could and left.

The part that makes me so angry at myself is that I was there for 30 minutes and put up with that crap. I paid for a half, no tip and left. Too many lessons learned here to even know where to begin. On a personal note, I once put liniment in a friend's suntan lotion when he went on his honeymoon – dang, I guess I owe him an apology.

From what I've read on the Hawaii forums, Hawaii-like service would be GFE and BB.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1340327]Whoa. Someone named Joy only gives a clothed massage at Aroma Therapy? Did you protest to the mamasan? Exactly what is Hawaii-like service?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AMP Fme; 1343095]Actually embarrassed to post this. I am certainly no novice to AMPs, but my experience at Tong was so bad that I just had to share.

Been feeling real tight this week and wanted a legit massage. Went to my regular legit place, but all girls were busy so I went to Tong.

Three girls there, no customers. Anna and two others. Anna has gained quite a paunch, but it is so loose that she can't be pregnant, even though it looked like it. One of the other girls was literally snoring and drooling on one of the chairs (and she was the best looking of the lot.) The other was busy on her laptop and never even looked up, thank goodness or I might have turned to stone just looking at her square in the face. All are overweight and none are attractive by even a blind man's standard.

I have seen Anna before and while no extras, she had always been pretty good at massage and my neck was really sore, so I went for an hour. She was so freakin rough that I told her to ease up, twice. During the scalp massage, I thought she was literally ripping my hair out (I stopped her before I ended up completely bald.)

No hint of extras as is typical with her. Flip came and that is where it went south in a hurry.

Anna starts rubbing my neck and shoulders while I am face up. I smell something funny, but can't figure out what it was. Weird sort of shea butter scent. Then she starts massaging my face and all of a sudden, I am having trouble breathing, my face is burning, and my eyes are stinging. Plus, she is literally grinding her hands into my temples and smashing my face (again, I have had my share of massages before. – this was beyond rough.) I grab her hands and rear up. I say enough and she smiles, says okay, no more face. I lay back down and she starts to rub the side of my face. I really can't breathe now so I rear back up and say I'm done. It was only then that I noticed the ICY / HOT. She had rubbed my shoulders with it and then went straight to my face without washing her hands or wiping that stuff off. My sense of smell is not the best and it was mixed with whatever shea butter scent she had been using on my back, but I still can't believe I did not recognize the menthol scent. That stuff is not intended for the face and what AMP even uses it in the first place?

At that point, I can hardly see since my eyes are burning and having real trouble breathing. The look I gave must have scared her because, she left real quick promising to send another girl in. I did not stick around for anymore. I grabbed a towel and wiped my face as best I could and left.

The part that makes me so angry at myself is that I was there for 30 minutes and put up with that crap. I paid for a half, no tip and left. Too many lessons learned here to even know where to begin. On a personal note, I once put liniment in a friend's suntan lotion when he went on his honeymoon – dang, I guess I owe him an apology.[/QUOTE]Lucy at Super Salon down the road would have been a better choice. From what we talked about before, why did you even try Anna?

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;1343106]From what I've read on the Hawaii forums, Hawaii-like service would be GFE and BB.[/QUOTE]Hawaii chicks do bareback? I would think they would be ultra-conservative and everything would be covered, given the touristy nature of Hawaii.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1343111]Lucy at Super Salon down the road would have been a better choice. From what we talked about before, why did you even try Anna?[/QUOTE]A) I was there

Be) I was not interested in extras.

See) Been awhile since I have done something idiotic.

The) I was curious about the bullet holes. Almost makes me want to root for the bad guys.

Take your pic, but all are apt answers to your question.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1343112]Hawaii chicks do bareback? I would think they would be ultra-conservative and everything would be covered, given the touristy nature of Hawaii.[/QUOTE]I "think" he forgot to include a J at the end of that BB. But I wouldn't listen to me, I am the antithesis of those Holiday Inn commercials, I went to Tong.

[QUOTE=AMP Fme; 1343122]A) I was there

Be) I was not interested in extras.

See) Been awhile since I have done something idiotic.

The) I was curious about the bullet holes. Almost makes me want to root for the bad guys.

Take your pic, but all are apt answers to your question.[/QUOTE]WTH is up with the a, be, see, the autochanges? Man, it just isn't my night.

Some of these so called massage ladies are completely clueless about how to administer massages. I got a shoulder massage from a Hispanic chick some months ago and it left the muscles in my shoulder area in severe pain for months.

[QUOTE=AMP Fme; 1343095]Actually embarrassed to post this. I am certainly no novice to AMPs, but my experience at Tong was so bad that I just had to share.

Been feeling real tight this week and wanted a legit massage. Went to my regular legit place, but all girls were busy so I went to Tong.

Three girls there, no customers. Anna and two others. Anna has gained quite a paunch, but it is so loose that she can't be pregnant, even though it looked like it. One of the other girls was literally snoring and drooling on one of the chairs (and she was the best looking of the lot.) The other was busy on her laptop and never even looked up, thank goodness or I might have turned to stone just looking at her square in the face. All are overweight and none are attractive by even a blind man's standard.

I have seen Anna before and while no extras, she had always been pretty good at massage and my neck was really sore, so I went for an hour. She was so freakin rough that I told her to ease up, twice. During the scalp massage, I thought she was literally ripping my hair out (I stopped her before I ended up completely bald.)

No hint of extras as is typical with her. Flip came and that is where it went south in a hurry.

Anna starts rubbing my neck and shoulders while I am face up. I smell something funny, but can't figure out what it was. Weird sort of shea butter scent. Then she starts massaging my face and all of a sudden, I am having trouble breathing, my face is burning, and my eyes are stinging. Plus, she is literally grinding her hands into my temples and smashing my face (again, I have had my share of massages before. – this was beyond rough.) I grab her hands and rear up. I say enough and she smiles, says okay, no more face. I lay back down and she starts to rub the side of my face. I really can't breathe now so I rear back up and say I'm done. It was only then that I noticed the ICY / HOT. She had rubbed my shoulders with it and then went straight to my face without washing her hands or wiping that stuff off. My sense of smell is not the best and it was mixed with whatever shea butter scent she had been using on my back, but I still can't believe I did not recognize the menthol scent. That stuff is not intended for the face and what AMP even uses it in the first place?

At that point, I can hardly see since my eyes are burning and having real trouble breathing. The look I gave must have scared her because, she left real quick promising to send another girl in. I did not stick around for anymore. I grabbed a towel and wiped my face as best I could and left.

The part that makes me so angry at myself is that I was there for 30 minutes and put up with that crap. I paid for a half, no tip and left. Too many lessons learned here to even know where to begin. On a personal note, I once put liniment in a friend's suntan lotion when he went on his honeymoon – dang, I guess I owe him an apology.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Amp Fme;1343126]WTH is up with the a, be, see, the autochanges? Man, it just isn't my night.[/QUOTE]I think we've all been complaining about Jackson's software since the changeover. You can type a perfect post and it will end up royally f*cked up.

[QUOTE=AMP Fme; 1343122]A) I was there

Be) I was not interested in extras.

See) Been awhile since I have done something idiotic.

The) I was curious about the bullet holes. Almost makes me want to root for the bad guys.

Take your pic, but all are apt answers to your question.[/QUOTE]Fair enough. As much as I hate to say it, you might have been better off seeing Missy at Missy's Retreat in the next strip mall south of Tong. But, I hate to refer anyone to her. Hard to find a good provider in the area from north of Tong.