Massage Parlor Reports

Went to Skypark about an hour after meeting Amber from BP. (see BP review) The OPEN sign was not lighted and the door was locked, but as I started to walk away a gray haired mms opened the door. .5 for hh. Got a minimal massage and then a fair BBBJ / HJ combo from shishi? Not sure how to spell her name. She was a bit on the heavier side. Wasn't interested in FS. I don't think I would repeat with her, and the other girls were busy so I can't speak to what else is there. Still, everything was available. Total damage. 5 +.7

So I tried to drive down to Rest Area again to try to catch Anna but she wasn't there. MMS said I have new pretty girl for you. Yeah right last time I fell for that wasted. 8. Cruising around found myself stopping by the S&R sister on Brookhurst, got a very weird vibe. The girl in front told me the masseuse is not here yet and that I need to make an at 3:30. All the while there was a bangin' latina standing right behind her in the waiting area. And the first girl kept winking at me while she said this. So. I left, felt weird didn't want to go back. Scanning CL found an ACcu place right across street on Lampson. Called and asked for Latina. Available, good. Old Korean MMS was very friendly and chill. She showed me the latina first, good body big tits but funny face. The other one was Asian so checked her out. Gave me a pissy look but had a nice rack on her and that pissy look actually turned me on. So I asked for the Asian. She came in, still pissy, no conversation. Actually started w / decent rub. I tried to take the towel off and she rudely said no, then I tried to caress her leg and of course she moves away. All the while only thing she kept saying was "what do you want, what do you want." I flipped over and asked for HJ and she said "fifty." OK, I asked if her top would come off and she said no. I kept my composure and was being very polite and nice with my moves and questions even tho she had major attitude. At the point I had enough. I just sat up and asked for the MMS. So now she starts rambling off about how I want to touch but don't want to pay. I showed her all the 20's in my pocket and said I gladly pay for good service but you obviously don't know anythinga about that. I asked for money back, MMS came in w / a smile and said sorry come back next time. I told her only if she has new girls. BTW it was. 5 for half and I bs about some discount and she just smiled and said ok. 4. Will not repeat unless I hear a good report or a name to ask for.

On the bright side I did find myself a HX hottie who made me feel A LOT better.

Decided to give one of the MP's by the Irvine RR depot a try and wound up at a place with the strangest name I have seen in my long pursuit of this hobby. Paid the fee to one of the most friendly MS's I've encountered and was shown to my room. In comes Sara in her cute little yellow with black striped mini. First thing she does is hike it up to expose her panties! Gives me a hug & Jimmy a tug followed soft kisses. Gives a great massage and what followed next was "everything" and a whole lot more. Like MacArthur,"I shall return.".

Still a newbie and trying to find a good experience. Went to place I had driven by in Tustin in a shopping center at El Camino and 6th right by Roma the Italia restaurant. Very nice unassuming.

Place with one entrance for men and one for women. Very nice place, MMS said. 5 for hh. Went into room and was quickly greeted by a stunning all natural Chinese girl who after greeting me

Striped of all of her clothes. Massage was very nice and she let my hands wander even getting a little FIV. I was expecting a great experience, but it never came. Gave a weak

Massage for a full hh and then left me and my wood alone to get dressed and leave. Left disappointed will not go back.

[QUOTE=Nissan; 1253765]Still a newbie and trying to find a good experience. Went to place I had driven by in Tustin in a shopping center at El Camino and 6th right by Roma the Italia restaurant. Very nice unassuming.

Place with one entrance for men and one for women. Very nice place, MMS said. 5 for hh. Went into room and was quickly greeted by a stunning all natural Chinese girl who after greeting me

Striped of all of her clothes. Massage was very nice and she let my hands wander even getting a little FIV. I was expecting a great experience, but it never came. Gave a weak

Massage for a full hh and then left me and my wood alone to get dressed and leave. Left disappointed will not go back.[/QUOTE]Lets see, you go in and get nekked, she gets nekked and lets you almost finger her yet she doesn't give a HJ or anything? That is alittle wierd buddy. Then the massage was very nice and then all of a sudden it turned to shit?

WTF are you doing man that you couldn't help her out alittle. This story sounds like fiction of sorts as no girl is going to get butt ass nekked for you and let you finger her without some reciprocation there. Whats the places name?

PC out

This is Tustin Health, it haf been discussed on this and other sites in the past. It is more than legit, so your aniffing the fantasy in this was dead on. This kid must be a budding fiction author practicing his craft, ellie, or just some dude looking to establish himself with bs credentials. I don't know what to think. I do look forward to his next entry titled: she telepathically jerked me off.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1253863]Lets see, you go in and get nekked, she gets nekked and lets you almost finger her yet she doesn't give a HJ or anything? That is alittle wierd buddy. Then the massage was very nice and then all of a sudden it turned to shit?

WTF are you doing man that you couldn't help her out alittle. This story sounds like fiction of sorts as no girl is going to get butt ass nekked for you and let you finger her without some reciprocation there. Whats the places name?

PC out[/QUOTE]

Satori in Aliso. Lame ass massage fugly masseuse without a hint of anything.

Shiatzu Irvine. Lame massage. Tremendous liouchouch tickling and teasing. Fully engorged lightly tickling the boys. Then. Were done? WTF?

EZ in HB. Great massage. Nothing else.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1253863]Lets see, you go in and get nekked, she gets nekked and lets you almost finger her yet she doesn't give a HJ or anything? That is alittle wierd buddy. Then the massage was very nice and then all of a sudden it turned to shit?

WTF are you doing man that you couldn't help her out alittle. This story sounds like fiction of sorts as no girl is going to get butt ass nekked for you and let you finger her without some reciprocation there. Whats the places name?

PC out[/QUOTE]Exactly what I was thinking. No way she gets nekkid and doesn't give an HE!

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden;1254099]Exactly what I was thinking. No way she gets nekkid and doesn't give an HE![/QUOTE]Sounds like another BS artist making up shit as it goes. LOL.

Anything new and exciting out there boys?

Cash, thx for the SD items.

PC out

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1253863]Lets see, you go in and get nekked, she gets nekked and lets you almost finger her yet she doesn't give a HJ or anything? That is alittle wierd buddy. Then the massage was very nice and then all of a sudden it turned to shit?

WTF are you doing man that you couldn't help her out alittle. This story sounds like fiction of sorts as no girl is going to get butt ass nekked for you and let you finger her without some reciprocation there. Whats the places name?

PC out[/QUOTE]I never visit any place that caters both men and women. It's probably very rare to find coed AMP with extras.

Since you claim to experience FIV, next time save some sample so we can send to CSI to verify. LOL.

I agree. The story doesn't make much sense to me.

[QUOTE=Jbond888; 1254757]I never visit any place that caters both men and women. It's probably very rare to find coed AMP with extras.

Since you claim to experience FIV, next time save some sample so we can send to CSI to verify. LOL.

I agree. The story doesn't make much sense to me.[/QUOTE]Wow all you guys are so hard on the newbie. I totally believe him. I was there and had almost they same thing. Hot girl, she got naked, then wanted me to use a candle on her snatch and make her cum. While I was doing that the mms came in and started to lick the girls bunghole. Then, some guy walking down the hall heard the noise and came in. He grabbed a shoe and stuffed it into mms's ass. After 25 minutes of this it was over, mms and my girl had cum and the guests left. So I laid back down and expected the handjob, she said she doesn't do that and told me they have a trained monkey to do HJ if I wanted. I passed. On the way out there was a hot girl all of 20, looked persian cause she had real hairly legs, she was in a skirt and spread her legs to flash me. Oh she wasnt a girl. Things do happen stop being such no believers.

Is there a good reason why "release" is in their add?

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/release-and-relax-lake-for-rest-day-spa/16272938[/url]

And. What's up with this? No phone to make appt. E-mail I suppose?

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-perfect-massage/13662472[/url]

Yes, just reply to the ad and you will be responded to.

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden; 1255337]And. What's up with this? No phone to make appt. E-mail I suppose?

[url]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-perfect-massage/13662472[/url][/QUOTE]

Went to a new AMP on GG address is 8851 Garden Grove Blvd # 5. Just like the old set up at #7 except the the girl I got was horrible, I should have left before she came in.

I had called ahead to see how many girls were working and if I could pick the girl, person on the phone said three working and I could pick. So I headed over, walked in and gave the girl the money plus she wanted tip up front so I did that too (mistake). I asked if I could see the girls and she tells me they are busy she is the only one available (mistake 2). She is busy answering the phone and doing other office tasks, so I waited in the room for about 15 minutes befroe she came in.

We get started right away with CBJ, but she won't let my hands roam free, she want me only to touch her tits, no DATY only look no touch. After the CBJ which was brief she lubes up, I hate it when they do that. She hops on and she in looose as a goose with all the lube (ACG) after a few minutes of ACG, I get on top but is to loose and not getting that feeling, then she ruins the moment and starts telling me to come baby, are you kidding me it's been only maybe 5 minutes and she telling me to cum. Well I went at it and clsoed my eyes trying to think of someone else, a few minutes later a came. She cleans me up and out the door.

I thought she would come back in and at least give a little massage like other places but no back to answering the phone, just a cold money hungry young dead fish. I was able to stop another monger from entering the place and saving him from loosing his hard earned cash. Told him it was terrible, I was in and out of there within 10 minutes, I waited longer in the room.

So guys please avoid this place. These are the types of places that should get shut down.

Asian Lover