Massage Parlor Reports

Didn't notice any recent posts, so I had time to meet with Jackie in the East for an hour session. Jackie is very average with looks / body near a 5/10. Decided to do both TS and sauna first, nothing great there though. In room she was pleasant, friendly during massage and did a pretty good job, felt nice. The finish was very poor and I had to negotiate a lot since she didn't seem familiar with me because of the first time with this particular provider. I got the message "we don't do that here" as well as "maybe if you repeat a few times then you can have standard NOVA finish." Anyway, I don't have the effort to keep repeating multiple times with this same provider just to get a standard NOVA handshake. Thus, I wouldn't say its too worth it unless you want to become a regular. Note that I did get full hour of massage and typical rate of .8 for it. At least I wasn't shorted there.

Good Day.

I was visiting on business and decided to give VIP a try as it was close to where I was staying. Was met at the door by Ellie. She was an attractive Thai lady in her early 30's. She was in a short dress. Took me to the room and paid the house fee of .6 for hhr. I paid with $ and she brought back .4 and told her to but it on the stand with another .2 I placed there while changing. Over all it got the job done. She was very friendly and gave above average massage with free roaming. I personally like more teasing than was provided. I would prob repeat if staying at same location again.

Visited this place several times: [URL]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/4363155995.html[/URL].

Heidi is worth seeing--young Asian American for the right price gave FS.

Several others were pretty bad--one in particular must have been off the boat about 20 minutes and thought she was washing clothes as she had no skill.

When I left she chased me out the door and into the parking lot angrily asking for a tip.

[URL]http://www.xiangjimassage.com/[/URL]

The old diplomat drive location, but the suite across the hall from the shady one of the past. Entry door is unlocked, which made me think this was a legit only massage, but received the standard nova handshake after guidance. Nice teasing at first, but then sped it up the more I tried roaming south. Roaming over and under north of the border, over only south. The advertised .45 massage is for light touch only, goes up to .6 for deep tissue, full hour provided less some short disappearing acts to respond to phone and doorbell (two gals is what I saw, evidently both busy). I got the slightly younger and more attractive one, sweet! .5 tip for total of $.1 out the door, had a good time.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-japanese-body-massage-rub-down7070/9549586[/URL]

Tried this place on the buttercup. Now that I am thinking more clearly, I see it as a waste of money and I don't recommend for what you get. As always, YO & YMMV. Townhouse location, standard 2-calls to get to the door, taken to room, pay .7 up front for the advertised 1 hr massage, in reality a cover charge, as the massage lasted 5, maybe 10 min tops, told to flip, teasing begins immediately, she asks what you want as she is performing a light HJ, I am thinking this is pretty good, but lets see what's on the menu, so I point at her kitten and she says $.6, so I ask for other options, she lists them all as: 1) HJ .6 no touching her, 2) HJ .8 mutual touch, 3) CBJ $, CFS $.6, so I point at her kitty again and say $, she says "no", $.4 and I say okay (dang little head). The CFS was good, but cost too much, especially when combined with the cover charge. So out the door for $ $ .1 (210) and no plans to repeat (now that I am thinking more clearly).

[QUOTE=SSRod;2027803][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-japanese-body-massage-rub-down7070/9549586[/URL]

Tried this place on the buttercup. Now that I am thinking more clearly, I see it as a waste of money and I don't recommend for what you get. As always, YO & YMMV. Townhouse location, standard 2-calls to get to the door, taken to room, pay .7 up front for the advertised 1 hr massage, in reality a cover charge, as the massage lasted 5, maybe 10 min tops, told to flip, teasing begins immediately, she asks what you want as she is performing a light HJ, I am thinking this is pretty good, but lets see what's on the menu, so I point at her kitten and she says $.6, so I ask for other options, she lists them all as: 1) HJ .6 no touching her, 2) HJ .8 mutual touch, 3) CBJ $, CFS $.6, so I point at her kitty again and say $, she says "no", $.4 and I say okay (dang little head). The CFS was good, but cost too much, especially when combined with the cover charge. So out the door for $ $ .1 (210) and no plans to repeat (now that I am thinking more clearly).[/QUOTE]WTF? NO massage and all you wanted was a provider..WTF for $ you could have seen 2 providers.

[QUOTE=SSRod;2027803][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-japanese-body-massage-rub-down7070/9549586[/URL]

Tried this place on the buttercup. Now that I am thinking more clearly, I see it as a waste of money and I don't recommend for what you get. As always, YO & YMMV. Townhouse location, standard 2-calls to get to the door, taken to room, pay .7 up front for the advertised 1 hr massage, in reality a cover charge, as the massage lasted 5, maybe 10 min tops, told to flip, teasing begins immediately, she asks what you want as she is performing a light HJ, I am thinking this is pretty good, but lets see what's on the menu, so I point at her kitten and she says $.6, so I ask for other options, she lists them all as: 1) HJ .6 no touching her, 2) HJ .8 mutual touch, 3) CBJ $, CFS $.6, so I point at her kitty again and say $, she says "no", $.4 and I say okay (dang little head). The CFS was good, but cost too much, especially when combined with the cover charge. So out the door for $ $ .1 (210) and no plans to repeat (now that I am thinking more clearly).[/QUOTE]LittleHeaditis happens to the best of us. The great thing about this board is we get to hear about the bad as well as the good so we can be smarter and safer in the future.

Sounds like you had a decent time but just paid more than you normally would. One note from my experience is that I tend to stay away from the Asian ads that use out of the area numbers (917,347, etc). It's not a perfect indicator but I've generally found them to be lower quality and overpriced.

Thanks again for the post and better luck next time.

I haven't seen any reviews of Bada as of lately. Mainly because their reviews aren't too good. I had been missing a table shower since you don't get those with backpage girls. So on Friday I was in the area and thought I would give them a try. Went to the door and was met by the attendant. The table shower was enjoyable but it went down hill after that. When the massage began she had to keep leaving the room to attend to something. She left 3 or 4 time during the massage portion of the session. When the flip came she was heavy on the upsale. I held firm at .4 because at that point I didn't really care if I left without a smile. The lackluster service made me dig in my heels. The .4 was good enough to leave happy and we finished up with the session. The customer service was just lacking. I would keep this one off your list and go to MD.

[QUOTE=Jusblaze1;2027965]WTF? NO massage and all you wanted was a provider..WTF for $ you could have seen 2 providers.[/QUOTE]The massage was not that great, more of a skin massage where she just ran her hands over my back. I told her I wanted a deep tissue massage and asked if she could dig deeper to loosen my muscles, she did for a couple of hand movements, then back to the light skin massage. She started teasing before the flip, so when she said to flip early, I knew my massage was pretty much over, and being that it was nothing special I was ready to move on... And had a good time, but definitely dropped to much green there for what I got.

I broke the rule of not having more money on you than you plan to spend. So, lesson learned (again) and moving on... As always, YMMV.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;2028020]LittleHeaditis happens to the best of us. The great thing about this board is we get to hear about the bad as well as the good so we can be smarter and safer in the future.

Sounds like you had a decent time but just paid more than you normally would. One note from my experience is that I tend to stay away from the Asian ads that use out of the area numbers (917,347, etc). It's not a perfect indicator but I've generally found them to be lower quality and overpriced.

Thanks again for the post and better luck next time.[/QUOTE]I was thinking this might be something along the lines of the FCCC, being that it is in a condo / townhome vice hotel or massage parlor, but I was mistaken. Yes, I had a good time, just dropped too much cash in the process. And you are probably on target with the area code deal too.

Trying new things and had not seen a posting for this place on buttercup, so gave it a shot. I have seen 571 area code number used in the past that I called and got the same address, but when I got there, nobody answered, so probably a double book and someone else got there first. More recently I have seen the 917 number, which is the one I called for my noted visit and encounter.

Major littleheaditis.

[QUOTE=SSRod;2027803][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-japanese-body-massage-rub-down7070/9549586[/URL]

Tried this place on the buttercup. Now that I am thinking more clearly, I see it as a waste of money and I don't recommend for what you get. As always, YO & YMMV. Townhouse location, standard 2-calls to get to the door, taken to room, pay .7 up front for the advertised 1 hr massage, in reality a cover charge, as the massage lasted 5, maybe 10 min tops, told to flip, teasing begins immediately, she asks what you want as she is performing a light HJ, I am thinking this is pretty good, but lets see what's on the menu, so I point at her kitten and she says $.6, so I ask for other options, she lists them all as: 1) HJ .6 no touching her, 2) HJ .8 mutual touch, 3) CBJ $, CFS $.6, so I point at her kitty again and say $, she says "no", $.4 and I say okay (dang little head). The CFS was good, but cost too much, especially when combined with the cover charge. So out the door for $ $ .1 (210) and no plans to repeat (now that I am thinking more clearly).[/QUOTE]

They need their tips right?

[QUOTE=FrostedAbe;2026828]Visited this place several times: [URL]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/thp/4363155995.html[/URL].

Heidi is worth seeing--young Asian American for the right price gave FS.

Several others were pretty bad--one in particular must have been off the boat about 20 minutes and thought she was washing clothes as she had no skill.

When I left she chased me out the door and into the parking lot angrily asking for a tip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Volvos40;2024936]I heard she was a nutbag, like years ago..so the poster must be her..right?[/QUOTE]No, I am definitely not her. Otherwise I would not have described the unsatisfactory rough treatment at the end.

I'm sure this sounds risky but so is this hobby. Does anyone ever pay with a flex spending account? If so can you recommend any places? Feel free to PM. Thanks.

[QUOTE=LauraRager;2012314]Visited the Simply Exquisite massage down toward Woodbridge in the private location and linked here: [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/simply-e-xquisit-e-massage-see-website-private-studio-36/6999790[/URL].

The massage was fantastic. I got an hour and a half. Music. Candles. Incredible attention to every muscle. I could spend a day in there relaxing for the massage alone. After a flip, the massage on the front was also fantastic. Every little muscle was treated right. If you are looking for a great massage, this is definitely a great provider.

Things were really standing at attention during the massage, and it kept proceeding until the appropriate time. When that time arrived, the action became a bit rough and detached. The roughness of the massage at that point prevented this review from ending perfectly happy, and there didn't seem to be the skill set necessary to recognize the roughness wasn't wanted and any halftime adjustment. At some point, after a fair amount of abuse, she threw in the towel and I also was thankful the roughness was over, even if it did not end the way I had hoped.

Like I said, fantastic massage but don't expect every part to work well, unless you are already into a really rough ending.[/QUOTE]This creature drove one of our brothers to attempt suicide some time back. He visited her, had a wonderful massage and posted a glowing report of the experience here. Maybe you can search the forums for a member "Starting Over" and maybe his postings are still available.

This beast saw the great review and tormented our brother with threats of showing up on his doorstep, calling his wife, getting him fired from his job, getting a lawyer after him for defaming her and on and on.

AVOID this crazy, evil witch at all costs!

As for our brother "Starting Over" he had a "nervous breakdown" out off the whole mess. He later disappeared and no one has heard from him since.

He made a few mistakes by using his regular cell phone, parking directly in front of the witch's house so she got his tag number and so on but did not deserve the constant harassment this witch laid on him.

WATTA WITCH!!