[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;4491326]I have finally started calming down over my complete debacle at the beginning of the weekend. I ended up seeing this girl:
[URL]http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sensual-i-want-to-feel-your-li/638547998489[/URL]
She has been reported on before and had recieved middling to poor reviews, and even said to look mildly retarded, so since I had a a taiste for some retard, I decided to see her when she was down by brookfield. Let's get the good out of the way:
1. She is pretty nice.
2. She has some big tits.
3. She has a reasonably tight box.
Now the bad, in long form. I walk in the room and I am like WHAT THE FUCK! Looks like I am standing in front of an oversized umpalumpa! She is taller but with a big gut, like pregnancy sized, but you know it is just fat. There is no muscle tone, just looks like a middle aged chick that sits arround smoking and drinking all day. We are talking about you would not be supprised at her walking out of a trailer with a cig in one hand and a bottle of jack in the other. If you did not read between the lines, her pictures, the two or three she posts that is, are OLD. I am talking like 20+ years old. She has a handful of horrible white trash tattoos to boot. Her teeth look like she grew up in the projects of Londan England, and her voice sounds like she goes through a fifth of that jack per day, at liest. Naturally her knees and hips are all screwed up, which places her age well past 40, or she has done some crazy shit in her 40 some years. Naturally this leaves her with being on her back as the only option. Interestingly enough she does seem to be somewhere on the low end of the autism spectrum. She is not much into shaving as her pits and Bush will attest to. Now the part that really got me into a fury is the price. Which of you sick mothers is paying her over a benjie regularly to keep her in the business this long? On one hand I want to yell at each of you for doing this to yourselves and not having the courtesy of telling the rest of us, but then again, each to their own. If you are wondering why I didn't just walk out when I saw this slow motion train wrek approaching, well, I am not one to draw attention to myself like that, and, well I needed a nut. Besides, I have done worse, like the time I was going to town on this huge whale of a black girl. Pretty sure she was so fat I was just doing a role, but what the hell. I don't have to clean it up.[/QUOTE]So you're saying she's not 5'5" 125 lbs? Looking at the phone she's using for the selfie it's quite obviously pretty old
