Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=EmptySpot;1323626]Stopped by MDS on the way home for some pre turkey rub. Saw Roxy and gave her a try. I know they are pricey, but the girls are top notch. They have this new flat rate, no tip, no haggle thing available and I gave it a try due to my little head usually ends up spending more than the big head could afford (I'm bad at haggling). Big mistake. Huge mistake. Roxy was cute. Not thin but nice figure and great breast. Ok body rub (normal for them) and on the flip it went down hill. Very mechanical HJ and when I asked her if she was going to unwrap she asked me "did you pay flat rate?". Yes. I don't do nude. What? Almost lost my chubby then and realized that if I had not paid flat rate she probably would have. At least she lost the top and the breast were great. All in all $150 out of pocket. Lesson learned.[/QUOTE]I may be wrong but why not just find a provider for that amount. For 150 you could have gotten so much more and gotten to see some kitty. I have read this post a few times and don't understand why. Better luck next time EP.

[QUOTE=Montana77; 1323679]You know, I'll never understand you AMP guys.

$150 for a HJ? Do you know you could get full GFE, with no clockwatching BTW, from many wonderful, attractive, highly skilled women that are consistently mentioned and reviewed on this forum for $100 to $120?

(Shaking my head with a perplexed look on my face.)

Montana[/QUOTE]For me AMP's have been my choice for safety and avoiding issues with Uncle Leo. There is definitely a cost for this and usually a quality issue. Also, references seem to be needed. For an AMP man that values privacy for various reasons. No references and not willing to give personal info. There are some places to get good seafood. Not anywhere near the Ocean. Not as fresh. Mutton is OK, but I miss those lambchops. Yes, there is a price.

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1310268]Had a strange dream that I went out for some asian food and came across a place off Colonial that offered both natural foods and natural therapies. There was a full menu in the dining area and the therapy was also decent. I really wanted lamb but all they had was mutton. Not as fresh and tasty as the seafood one could get at the ocean but still satisfying. Two dining rooms. One small and one large but the same menu available in both places. Basic natural therapy was. 70, an appetizer called choked chicken was. 50, flaming head cheese served asian style was 1. 00, and a full course meal for 1. 50. No waking up hungry in the morning.[/QUOTE]Ate at this restaurant again. Now I've gotten to know both waitresses pretty well. Again, both sides of the restaurant have the same menu. The choked chicken and flaming head cheese both came as an appetizer with the full course meal. Not gourmet, but satisfying. I left very full in only 30 minutes.

I have seen lots of great providers over the last few years although I just became a member of this site recently. Sometimes you are just in the mood for an AMP. My schedule is very limited and most providers required an hr notice or more if they are busy. Most of the times I stroll for a SW and end up I'm an AMP, I have already tried several providers and just could not book at the moment. My last trip to MLS was a lot better and cheaper. Thanks for the input and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Montana77; 1323679]You know, I'll never understand you AMP guys.

$150 for a HJ? Do you know you could get full GFE, with no clockwatching BTW, from many wonderful, attractive, highly skilled women that are consistently mentioned and reviewed on this forum for $100 to $120?

(Shaking my head with a perplexed look on my face.)

Montana[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1324163]For me AMP's have been my choice for safety and avoiding issues with Uncle Leo. There is definitely a cost for this and usually a quality issue. Also, references seem to be needed. For an AMP man that values privacy for various reasons. No references and not willing to give personal info. There are some places to get good seafood. Not anywhere near the Ocean. Not as fresh. Mutton is OK, but I miss those lambchops. Yes, there is a price.[/QUOTE]Down in Indian River County the kindly uncle staked out an AMP for a month and recorded every license plate and took photos of the clients. They ran a sting on the AMP, then issued arrest warrants for all the clients they had recorded. Kind of gives me pause. Much better to see a well know lady in a safer private location I think.

[QUOTE=D Willis;1324318]Down in Indian River County the kindly uncle staked out an AMP for a month and recorded every license plate and took photos of the clients. They ran a sting on the AMP, then issued arrest warrants for all the clients they had recorded. Kind of gives me pause. Much better to see a well know lady in a safer private location I think.[/QUOTE]They have nothing else to do down there. They either run after AMPs or go after dog nappers. We are in luck up here, to an extent, because LEO is busy with more important matters. Once in a while they get a hair up their A and go out and bust an AMP but rarely a patron.

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;1324166]Ate at this restaurant again. Now I've gotten to know both waitresses pretty well. Again, both sides of the restaurant have the same menu. The choked chicken and flaming head cheese both came as an appetizer with the full course meal. Not gourmet, but satisfying. I left very full in only 30 minutes.[/QUOTE]I can't believe that I received a few PM's asking the name of this restaurant, and one from a senior member? Somehow it must be worthwhile to be discreet or use your encoder ring.

Stay safe guys.

I stopped by Asian Palace (Colonial: 3 lights West of I-4) recently and got Amy. Early-Mid 30s Chinese.

Very good skills and attitude. Nice boob-to-ass ratio. Excellent experience. All stress relieved.

Scores:

Location: 9/10.

Cleanliness: 10/10.

Amy. Looks: 8. 5/10.

Amy. Skills: 10/10.

Amy. Attitude: 10/10.

Definitely will repeat. Be safe.

With where to go, did'nt want any upsell or any hassle jsut wanted a little release! Had funds, wanted to spend so since I love TS I went to ASSA down on I-Drive and usually turns out to be a good massage. Right as rain, Got nana seemed maybe 40's but asians who the hell can tell? Great TS and then the rub was even better, really used soft touch and then medium to get some knots out. I left very happy with the whole experience. Total out door $100 even, $50 massage $50 tip and I was trying to think about it and realized we talk all about extra's and stuff but sometimes we fail to realize that we are sometimes actually getting kick ass massages, I mean these girls are working for us so hook them up!

NOW if the massage is crap then hell yea complain but at assa I have always had a great massage and today I needed this trip!

'Thanks and enjoy all.

WBB

Was in town for business and needed a great massage more than anything. Even though I'm totally against paying $ for an Oral convo, I've seen great reviews about Jasmine.

The massage was absolutely amazing. She did an awesome job. One of the best massages I've gotten. With 15 minutes remaining, she asked if I wanted to flip. I said no, bc I really wasn't in the mood for an upsell. Anyway, she insisted for a flip. I so did. Started the usual soft touch and then asked what I would like. I kindly declined and said that I wanted to skip that portion today. She then says I'll take care of you and you take care of me. She then hinted that $ would be great. LOL, so you can guess what my next move was. Clothed and head back to the hotel after a great massage.

7 hour fee.

2 for tip.

I can't justify paying a total of $.7 for the service offered when you can head to St Pete to have an awesome time.

Someone asked about Candy at asahi; she is still there and definitely one of my favs. Also spent some time with Miso, she was fun as well. I always leave very happy.

Checked it out again over the weekend, still being fitted out but looks close now. I asked a guy working there when it will be open and he told me this week! His English was not that great though so who knows? It's really local to me so will keep checking and report back when I have sampled the service! Hoping they will have some opening offers.

V

I tried all my ATF's and all had things to do! So I found myself idle for about 1/2Hr and was close to MBS the massage parlor on 50 and semoran next to another AMP.

Bad move! Should have gone to the oriental!

5 for 1/2Hr hose fee you enter the place and its nice and clean! The receptionist! Not bad but not drop dead gorgeous either! Bad attitude!"should have left right there" but well! Went in and the girl comes out to get you and take you to the room! The up sells starts there. S. For those prices go to the AMP's and you will get more for the dough!

Mongers! Do not fall for the advertisement! The girls are Hispanic and they are not that great looking either!

In a nut shell got taken by my lower head but not for much! But it was worth the experience to live and tell.

Broke down and stopped by today. Saw one of my ATFs Candy, yes she is still there, she has a body and is cute too! Massage is average at best but what a finish. They still ask "how much" for tip but once in awhile it's worth it!

Laharvardkid

[QUOTE=D Willis;1324318]Down in Indian River County the kindly uncle staked out an AMP for a month and recorded every license plate and took photos of the clients. They ran a sting on the AMP, then issued arrest warrants for all the clients they had recorded. Kind of gives me pause. Much better to see a well know lady in a safer private location I think.[/QUOTE]Seems like a waste of time for uncle Leo. How are they going to prove what occurred in the room? LEO can't assume everyone got services. What if some guy came in, spooked the AMP, she didn't provide any services but then he's going to get arrested anyways? I call bull.