Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DwightShrute;3947441]Travelling a little outside my normal area I decided to get some Harmony in my life in Norridge on Cumberland.

Initial harmony was achieved for 80 with a good cleansing of the soul and a good massage to rid me of stress by teacher Judy. Who was cute, but not near the level of Exercise teachers.

Later on in the lesson I found out that in order to achieve a mid level of harmony it would be 120 and in order to achieve full harmony with the universe it would 160.

I then decided I was good with the current level of harmony that I had and did not want any additional harmony in my life so I got dressed and left. Much to the dismay of teacher Judy. Who then seemed to be out of harmony with the universe. Too bad. Harmony has limits IMHO.

Stay safe,

DS.[/QUOTE]Clever, but it did take a few extra seconds to decipher WTF you were saying. We need more guys to take this approach to help defeat GPS in our lifetime! The last paragraph made it all worthwhile!

Not Dead Yet.

You can tell I wasn't the best in my creative writing class but I hope I got the point across.

We must try to defeat the rise of AMP GPS.

Bring out your Dead.

DS.

[QUOTE=NotDeadYet;3947623]Clever, but it did take a few extra seconds to decipher WTF you were saying. We need more guys to take this approach to help defeat GPS in our lifetime! The last paragraph made it all worthwhile![/QUOTE]

Morning' brothers. So I find myself with some free time tomorrow, and I'm looking for a decent establishment in or near the Oak Park area. I'm leaning towards another visit to Ms. Carmen over at Latin Touch, but I'd like something with a similar massage quality, but with at the very least L1 finish with some roaming to make it fun. I understand that Carmen might offer a L1 release, but only after a few SS sessions, which is a bit of a bummer.

Any suggestions would be appreciated!!

LP.

[QUOTE=LatinPoker;3948295]Morning' brothers. So I find myself with some free time tomorrow, and I'm looking for a decent establishment in or near the Oak Park area. I'm leaning towards another visit to Ms. Carmen over at Latin Touch, but I'd like something with a similar massage quality, but with at the very least L1 finish with some roaming to make it fun. I understand that Carmen might offer a L1 release, but only after a few SS sessions, which is a bit of a bummer.

Any suggestions would be appreciated!!

LP.[/QUOTE]On Roosevelt. Had a session with one; Asian, pretty cute, nice body, all her, friendly and good English. She did L1 plus I gave her massage; at first strictly legit, then more friendly. She made no tip request in advance; for this, and the L1 plus, I gave her 50. On departure, saw another young girl, also cute and friendly. Plan on returning. Check out RM review.

Anybody willing to help a fellow out of town monger out? Best spot closest to river north area? Not FS, just standard HE with maybe some UTC. Younger girls. PM is fine. Appreciate anyone willing to help!

[QUOTE=PhilMendel;3944050]Hit this place up recently. Saw Apple. Mid 20's Great body. 5'5"ish Perfect D's. (implants, but looked / felt perfect.).

Long brown hair. Shaved. (unusual for a korean).

60. Hh. Table shower and short sauna.

Place was very clean with a couple other hotties walking around.

140 for CBJ, FS, mish, doggie, cg, very active and accommodating.

She said she is leaving in 2 weeks.

Boys. Check her out!

Worth it.[/QUOTE]Interesting, I had same experience last week but I drew Bella. Same specs as your gal and also shaved. I made a comment about it and she laughed. 6. and tip 14.

[QUOTE=Bamboo99;3945963]Not sure if this is the right sub-forum, but I have a thing for Indian / Pakistani / Desi and middle eastern girls. Unfortunately, they seem like the hardest to find of any nationality. Anyone know where to find these girls? Devon / Little India? Thanks![/QUOTE]There was one advertising on BP before shutdown who was 140 for 45 with top down. Pricey on other stuff never took the plunge. I have info if someone has coin she operates out of Bartlett but couple months have passed so possible move. I will send info in pm.

[QUOTE=Bbb1617;3949042]Interesting, I had same experience last week but I drew Bella. Same specs as your gal and also shaved. I made a comment about it and she laughed. 6. and tip 14.[/QUOTE]Haha. Probably the same girl. Either she changed name or I didn't understand her. Probably the latter.

[QUOTE=PhilMendel;3950181]Haha. Probably the same girl. Either she changed name or I didn't understand her. Probably the latter.[/QUOTE]There used to be an older MT at Yun, who gave a different name every time she saw a client. I don't know why would they do it, but they do change names. It's common practice. That is why it's pointless to inquire about their names.

Anyone know if this one is still around.

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Visited Debbie on Petersen near Pulaski, a very discreet location, camouflaged, like a doctor's office at the building. Good massage, also good communication skills. She is a nice and kind woman. On the other hand, she is almost a grandma. It is not a mp, it's just one room very brightly lit. There are no amenities, no shower, sink, or bathroom in the room. Because there is no water in her office, she uses almost no oil and no hot towel. There is almost nothing to wipe out. Top comes off, but the view isn't attractive at all. 65/60. P.S. She the owner or manager of the similar place on Elston.

Hey fellow mangers does anyone have Intel on elite muse please pm me. I'll be in the area on business.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3950395]Anyone know if this one is still around.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/270499[/URL][/QUOTE]I have not spoken with her for several months but think she is still here.

[QUOTE=LatinPoker;3948295]Morning' brothers. So I find myself with some free time tomorrow, and I'm looking for a decent establishment in or near the Oak Park area. I'm leaning towards another visit to Ms. Carmen over at Latin Touch, but I'd like something with a similar massage quality, but with at the very least L1 finish with some roaming to make it fun. I understand that Carmen might offer a L1 release, but only after a few SS sessions, which is a bit of a bummer.

Any suggestions would be appreciated!!

LP.[/QUOTE]I have seen Carmen and received L1. It took some convincing and she was very mechanical. She does do a nice job on the massage. Part theraputic and part sensual. Minimal roaming OTC was allowed. I was in a room that had some kind of fountain in it. There was also a very small bar. Maybe it was a poker room (no pun intended!) or something from back in the day.

Ever since Cindy from King's Spa was busted, I have not partaken with anyone else from that area except Carmen. The last time I saw Cindy, she started complaining about her ex and started yelling and getting somewhat irate. LOL!! She was definitely a little out there, but she was fun.

[QUOTE=Delta634;3950158]There was one advertising on BP before shutdown who was 140 for 45 with top down. Pricey on other stuff never took the plunge. I have info if someone has coin she operates out of Bartlett but couple months have passed so possible move. I will send info in pm.[/QUOTE]I'd love to get this info as well!

Long time lurker, figured it was time to actually join in the discussion.

Visited Exercise on Tuesday afternoon for a nice hour long massage. There was a short 10 minute wait, so I joined MamaSan in the TV room and caught up on the news. She was very pleasant and actually pretty fun to chat with. "Coco" was soon ready, as was I. She led me to the room and I opted for the hour. That set me back 8. A nice table shower with some nice roaming followed by a sauna to warm me up. She took me back to the room and gave a really nice massage. Medium firmness followed by some really nice feather touching in all the right places. On the turn she noticed that I might be interested in some more fun. .

I put the donation (1.5) on the table while she left the room. She made her way back and then the fun part began. All of the typically bases were covered and I left more than happy.

Coco was a petite lady with some of the most amazing set of lungs I've seen in quite some time. I would highly recommend paying them a visit.

[QUOTE=BrewCrew1133;3951656]Long time lurker, figured it was time to actually join in the discussion.

Visited Exercise on Tuesday afternoon for a nice hour long massage. There was a short 10 minute wait, so I joined MamaSan in the TV room and caught up on the news. She was very pleasant and actually pretty fun to chat with. "Coco" was soon ready, as was I. She led me to the room and I opted for the hour. That set me back 8. A nice table shower with some nice roaming followed by a sauna to warm me up. She took me back to the room and gave a really nice massage. Medium firmness followed by some really nice feather touching in all the right places. On the turn she noticed that I might be interested in some more fun. .

I put the donation (1.5) on the table while she left the room. She made her way back and then the fun part began. All of the typically bases were covered and I left more than happy.

Coco was a petite lady with some of the most amazing set of lungs I've seen in quite some time. I would highly recommend paying them a visit.[/QUOTE]It's always nice to pay a visit to that place. Although, 1. 5 donation IMHO is excessive.

Yep and its expected to be placed out before hand which will keep me out of there.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3951846]It's always nice to pay a visit to that place. Although, 1. 5 donation IMHO is excessive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LatinPoker;3948295]Morning' brothers. So I find myself with some free time tomorrow, and I'm looking for a decent establishment in or near the Oak Park area. I'm leaning towards another visit to Ms. Carmen over at Latin Touch, but I'd like something with a similar massage quality, but with at the very least L1 finish with some roaming to make it fun. I understand that Carmen might offer a L1 release, but only after a few SS sessions, which is a bit of a bummer.

Any suggestions would be appreciated!!

LP.[/QUOTE]I've gotten L42 from Princess Spa before. I have heard of some spas in the burbs that get you to L50.

[QUOTE=BrewCrew1133;3951656]Long time lurker, figured it was time to actually join in the discussion.

I put the donation (1.5) on the table while she left the room. She made her way back and then the fun part began. All of the typically bases were covered and I left more than happy.

Coco was a petite lady with some of the most amazing set of lungs I've seen in quite some time. I would highly recommend paying them a visit.[/QUOTE]This place has really changed to (GPS) Golden Pussy Syndrome. There is no set price for FS. 120,140, 150 on top of the 80 house fee. The girl charges what she wants and it's different from day to day.

No longer on my to do list.

[QUOTE=KarnEvil9;3951551]I have seen Carmen and received L1. It took some convincing and she was very mechanical. She does do a nice job on the massage. Part theraputic and part sensual. Minimal roaming OTC was allowed. I was in a room that had some kind of fountain in it. There was also a very small bar. Maybe it was a poker room (no pun intended!) or something from back in the day.

Ever since Cindy from King's Spa was busted, I have not partaken with anyone else from that area except Carmen. The last time I saw Cindy, she started complaining about her ex and started yelling and getting somewhat irate. LOL!! She was definitely a little out there, but she was fun.[/QUOTE]Have you heard of any place that Cindy is working now?

[QUOTE=Starks;3952043]Have you heard of any place that Cindy is working now?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, I don't know if she resurfaced anywhere.

[QUOTE=BrewCrew1133;3951656]Long time lurker, figured it was time to actually join in the discussion.

Visited Exercise on Tuesday afternoon for a nice hour long massage. There was a short 10 minute wait, so I joined MamaSan in the TV room and caught up on the news. She was very pleasant and actually pretty fun to chat with. "Coco" was soon ready, as was I. She led me to the room and I opted for the hour. That set me back 8. A nice table shower with some nice roaming followed by a sauna to warm me up. She took me back to the room and gave a really nice massage. Medium firmness followed by some really nice feather touching in all the right places. On the turn she noticed that I might be interested in some more fun. .

I put the donation (1.5) on the table while she left the room. She made her way back and then the fun part began. All of the typically bases were covered and I left more than happy.

Coco was a petite lady with some of the most amazing set of lungs I've seen in quite some time. I would highly recommend paying them a visit.[/QUOTE]I don't know what prices were prior to 2017, so I just accept the current state. I've learned 1. 2 if you do 30 minute and 1. 4 if you do hour. I really don't haggle down but I don't pay more than 1. 4 unless I want to. More often than not, I get full hour and I only had to prepay twice (due to chick getting scammed by one of you bums). The house fee could be lower I guess.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3950418]Visited Debbie on Petersen near Pulaski, a very discreet location, camouflaged, like a doctor's office at the building. Good massage, also good communication skills. She is a nice and kind woman. On the other hand, she is almost a grandma. It is not a mp, it's just one room very brightly lit. There are no amenities, no shower, sink, or bathroom in the room. Because there is no water in her office, she uses almost no oil and no hot towel. There is almost nothing to wipe out. Top comes off, but the view isn't attractive at all. 65/60. P.S. She the owner or manager of the similar place on Elston.[/QUOTE]I agree but Debbie does give a phenomenal and real massage with a great HE. I highly recommend.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;3952418]I agree but Debbie does give a phenomenal and real massage with a great HE. I highly recommend.[/QUOTE]Debbie is the one who answers the phone when you call to make an appointment on Elston.

Nice lady, close to 60 I am guessing. More available if you are into that age group.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3950418]Visited Debbie on Petersen near Pulaski, a very discreet location, camouflaged, like a doctor's office at the building. Good massage, also good communication skills. She is a nice and kind woman. On the other hand, she is almost a grandma. It is not a mp, it's just one room very brightly lit. There are no amenities, no shower, sink, or bathroom in the room. Because there is no water in her office, she uses almost no oil and no hot towel. There is almost nothing to wipe out. Top comes off, but the view isn't attractive at all. 65/60. P.S. She the owner or manager of the similar place on Elston.[/QUOTE]I am looking for a massage in my age group. I looked thru some sites but didn't come up with Debbie. Would you mind sharing a link to Debbie with a regular member? Thank you.

[QUOTE=KarnEvil9;3951551]I have seen Carmen and received L1. It took some convincing and she was very mechanical. She does do a nice job on the massage. Part theraputic and part sensual. Minimal roaming OTC was allowed. I was in a room that had some kind of fountain in it. There was also a very small bar. Maybe it was a poker room (no pun intended!) or something from back in the day.

Ever since Cindy from King's Spa was busted, I have not partaken with anyone else from that area except Carmen. The last time I saw Cindy, she started complaining about her ex and started yelling and getting somewhat irate. LOL!! She was definitely a little out there, but she was fun.[/QUOTE]No such luck for me! Heck I even showered and trimmed the junk, LOL. I decided to give Carmen another go after first attempting to visit J&T, at the recommendation of another hobby, however as I drove up, saw uncle LEO parked in the lot next for, likely just having lunch, but I went with my spidey sense and aired on the side of caution. So anywho, back to Carmen, she is such a f**kin' MILF, she teases like crazy, but no fun to be had. Tried to roam a bit and she kept on squirming and that's that I was only trying to rub and hold her legs gently. Needless to say I didn't want to push it. Long story short, went home with all except one muscle completely relaxed. Next stop J&T!

[QUOTE=CarpeDium;3951950]This place has really changed to (GPS) Golden Pussy Syndrome. There is no set price for FS. 120,140, 150 on top of the 80 house fee. The girl charges what she wants and it's different from day to day.

No longer on my to do list.[/QUOTE]If some of the guys around here would just take it easy and use the head on their shoulders prices would come down to a reasonable level. Let them go hungry for a bit.

Words of wisdom. We should be controlling this, not them.

[QUOTE=TonyDe;3952847]If some of the guys around here would just take it easy and use the head on their shoulders prices would come down to a reasonable level. Let them go hungry for a bit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KarnEvil9;3952096]Unfortunately, I don't know if she resurfaced anywhere.[/QUOTE]Thats too bad. Cindy was something else. Amazing ass and wonderful tits. She seems a bit loopy and woudl talk and talk about weird stuff like landlord issues or what not, but I fucked the shit out of her face on the very first visit and she drank everything I filled her throat with. It was nuts. At the end she said. "you should come back every day and fuck me" and I did for a while. Just unreal.

[QUOTE=TonyDe;3952847]If some of the guys around here would just take it easy and use the head on their shoulders prices would come down to a reasonable level. Let them go hungry for a bit.[/QUOTE]I have one ATF in Plainfield who is legit. Last week I went and tipped $. 0 because she treated me well over the last year. English is non existent, but I practice Chinese with her. Every time I leave there she gives me a small gift to take with me. I usually give her. 60 or so, but I came across some extra cash, and padded the tip. With her, I am not looking for anything more than legit. With the places that offer extras, I never do L3, and only had L2 once. And their standard tips reflect that.

[QUOTE=Starks;3952043]Have you heard of any place that Cindy is working now?[/QUOTE]Somewhere in Belvidere.

[QUOTE=Wadman;3953559]Somewhere in Belvidere.[/QUOTE]If anyone ever has location details let me know please.

In my fantasy I was given Pinky again in recent visit. Past experience has been less than stellar and a few times I told MMS "no Pinky".

So when she opened the door I was not thrilled and expected an expensive HJ.

She's still super hot. Great body. Great face. All natural.

Table shower was great as always.

Massage was ok.

On the flip she went full GFE with no bargaining. I don't LFK or DFK yet that seemed on the table. I don't DATY, yet that was obv literally on the table and honestly thought the 69 was going to be my expensive finish.

But alas she turned around with more kissing and hopped on CG. She is super tight so it was over instantly.

I gave her $140 yet she wanted $160. I brought up the tip. Not her. She implied "I'm worth $160 yet I'll settle for $140".

To her credit I left thinking she was worth $160 ($240/ hr) for what I received that day. It was an impressive experience.

As always YMMV.

[QUOTE=Layne123;3955596]In my fantasy I was given Pinky again in recent visit. Past experience has been less than stellar and a few times I told MMS "no Pinky".

So when she opened the door I was not thrilled and expected an expensive HJ.

She's still super hot. Great body. Great face. All natural.

Table shower was great as always.

Massage was ok.

On the flip she went full GFE with no bargaining. I don't LFK or DFK yet that seemed on the table. I don't DATY, yet that was obv literally on the table and honestly thought the 69 was going to be my expensive finish.

But alas she turned around with more kissing and hopped on CG. She is super tight so it was over instantly.

I gave her $140 yet she wanted $160. I brought up the tip. Not her. She implied "I'm worth $160 yet I'll settle for $140".

To her credit I left thinking she was worth $160 ($240/ hr) for what I received that day. It was an impressive experience.

As always YMMV.[/QUOTE]I wonder if there are guys out there that have paid the 160. If she was actually looking for 160, she should shoot for 180. Gas prices seem to correlate with AMP prices. Glad you had a good time, just a little steep.

[QUOTE=Layne123;3955596]In my fantasy I was given Pinky again in recent visit. Past experience has been less than stellar and a few times I told MMS "no Pinky".

So when she opened the door I was not thrilled and expected an expensive HJ.

She's still super hot. Great body. Great face. All natural.

Table shower was great as always.

Massage was ok.

On the flip she went full GFE with no bargaining. I don't LFK or DFK yet that seemed on the table. I don't DATY, yet that was obv literally on the table and honestly thought the 69 was going to be my expensive finish.

But alas she turned around with more kissing and hopped on CG. She is super tight so it was over instantly.

I gave her $140 yet she wanted $160. I brought up the tip. Not her. She implied "I'm worth $160 yet I'll settle for $140".

To her credit I left thinking she was worth $160 ($240/ hr) for what I received that day. It was an impressive experience.

As always YMMV.[/QUOTE]Everything you describe, sounds just like a girl there called Anna. Is this Pinky being covert? That is the tightest I have ever known. It blows your mind. But 1. 4 was agreeable for her. This was a month ago or so. Anyone know if Anna and Pinky are the same?

I allegedly visited the relatively-new O3 recently. Umm. Wow.

It's on a busy street with some construction going on out front right now, which makes entering a little less than convenient, but overall no problem. Called ahead, rang the bell, buzzed in immediately. Clean, big rooms.

I drew Gina, who has been reviewed a couple times elsewhere. She's Thai, about 30 yrs (hard to tell) with an absolutely smoking body and she really aims to please. Her massage was really nice, and just what I asked for. The rest was top notch.

Menu was open, no tipping issue (didn't even ask or mention a price). House was $70, I gave what was possibly a generous tip, but she was well worth it. Playful and enthusiastic.

There's another girl there, Jennifer, who looked interesting as well.

PM for details, seniors only.

BB, out.

There is a new one that popped up on Chicago Ave, Ozone Spa. I went there and had a lot of fun! HJ + BBBJ. I only saw two very pretty asian ladies in the place. The place is very new, but a lot of foot traffic around. The massage wasn't that good, but teasing was. I have no link to give to you guys, because there's currently no advertising that I can find.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;3955850]I allegedly visited the relatively-new O3 recently. Umm. Wow.

It's on a busy street with some construction going on out front right now, which makes entering a little less than convenient, but overall no problem. Called ahead, rang the bell, buzzed in immediately. Clean, big rooms.

I drew Gina, who has been reviewed a couple times elsewhere. She's Thai, about 30 yrs (hard to tell) with an absolutely smoking body and she really aims to please. Her massage was really nice, and just what I asked for. The rest was top notch.

Menu was open, no tipping issue (didn't even ask or mention a price). House was $70, I gave what was possibly a generous tip, but she was well worth it. Playful and enthusiastic.

There's another girl there, Jennifer, who looked interesting as well.

PM for details, seniors only.

BB, out.[/QUOTE]Hahaha! I didn't see your report! It sounds like we like the place.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;3955850]I allegedly visited the relatively-new O3 recently. Umm. Wow.

It's on a busy street with some construction going on out front right now, which makes entering a little less than convenient, but overall no problem. Called ahead, rang the bell, buzzed in immediately. Clean, big rooms.

I drew Gina, who has been reviewed a couple times elsewhere. She's Thai, about 30 yrs (hard to tell) with an absolutely smoking body and she really aims to please. Her massage was really nice, and just what I asked for. The rest was top notch.

Menu was open, no tipping issue (didn't even ask or mention a price). House was $70, I gave what was possibly a generous tip, but she was well worth it. Playful and enthusiastic.

There's another girl there, Jennifer, who looked interesting as well.

PM for details, seniors only.

BB, out.[/QUOTE]Hey BB glad you had a good time.