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[QUOTE=RandyFarang;3156165]I had an experience that was, at best, mediocre with the C'ville MILFS today. She introduced herself as Cici (although it could have been Suzi). Not bad looking, about 5'3" or so, shaved, had a c section scar. She clearly wasn't in to what she was being paid for. She started off with putting the hat on right off the bat. She had all the moves to ensure that there was no way to reach below the waist. Her English seemed limited, but she knew how to make it clear that there was going to be no touching at all. Her CBJ was barely adequate. She kept a death grip on the shaft and refused to go deeper than one inch. And to top it off she disappeared twice in just over thirty minutes for extended toilet sessions.

She seemed intent on finishing me with a hand job and seemed disappointed that I demanded FS. Within ten minutes she started the "you cum yet" crap and started saying my time was up. When I said I had paid for an hour, and kept on going she picked up her phone and started texting.

I generally don't complain about providers, and I realize that everybody is entitled to a bad day on occasion. But this on falls well below any reasonable acceptable standards. It may be true that YMMV, but this one would just flat NOT be worth a repeat.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pretty-chinese-girl-703-314-8384-centreville-area/23545503[/URL][/QUOTE]My advice would be to call the MMS, with whom you booked the appointment, and tell her what happened and that you were VERY disappointed. She was willing to negotiate on the price for a double once (and came down quite a bit), so you may get some satisfaction on this matter. It's worth trying.

Paid a visit to Rina not long ago: [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holiday-special-sexy-brunette-spinner-ready-for-you/25820443[/URL].

Nice dream. She's in a shared townhome not far from the mall. The smoky smell was a minor annoyance, but bonus that she can host. She's flexible on time and hopped right to work, taking direction well. I suggest she make a visit to her dentist, but she's in overall good shape. Apparently will do BBFS, but no way would I partake. BBBJ is all I ever need.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3162656]Never assume anything, especially when the photos are fakes. I searched the first photo in Morgan's ad using Google image and it turned out to be a photo of adult star Princess Ava Marie.[/QUOTE]Thank you, just thought LEO couldn't post nudes but you're right we can't assume anything. I appreciate the info.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=DizkNutz;3163037]Paid a visit to Rina not long ago: [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holiday-special-sexy-brunette-spinner-ready-for-you/25820443[/URL].

Nice dream. She's in a shared townhome not far from the mall. The smoky smell was a minor annoyance, but bonus that she can host. She's flexible on time and hopped right to work, taking direction well. I suggest she make a visit to her dentist, but she's in overall good shape. Apparently will do BBFS, but no way would I partake. BBBJ is all I ever need.[/QUOTE]Scroll down. You better go see your doctor.

[QUOTE=DizkNutz;3163037]Paid a visit to Rina not long ago: [URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holiday-special-sexy-brunette-spinner-ready-for-you/25820443[/URL].

Nice dream. She's in a shared townhome not far from the mall. The smoky smell was a minor annoyance, but bonus that she can host. She's flexible on time and hopped right to work, taking direction well. I suggest she make a visit to her dentist, but she's in overall good shape. Apparently will do BBFS, but no way would I partake. BBBJ is all I ever need.[/QUOTE]Don't play at home before you get that ish checked out.

Although I've never been disappointed with any of my visits to the Chinese MILFs - - - perhaps my standards are low or I'm easily satisfied - - - I also know that other members have had less than inspiring visits. Either way, and with that in mind, if you are a fan of these ladies, or at least some of them, then be advised that Nana is in the area again after having gone back home to Flushing, NY, for a while. For those who are bad with names, Nana is the MILF who wears the fake tattoos between her tits. She is also the hottest-looking of the MILFs, by some standards. She's staying at a mid-to-upper range motel near the Fair Oaks Mall which, for some of you, might be a bit closer than the usual Centreville location. I visited her the other day, and she is still as enthusiastic as ever. If you enjoy being in the embrace of a trim, reasonably sexy and attractive, late-30's Chinese lady who can ride you CG with skill, you might enjoy a visit. Just be aware that some members have gotten different mileage from the ride.

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Moon Coffee Dream.

Last week I had a very pleasant dream with a young black lady. She is quite young, has very nice headlights and very good size booty. The stature is small with a lot of good handholds. She is TER reviewed and has an interesting online video.

She does not respond to text and appeared to be a non-GFE based on the phone contact. We phone negotiated for $1. 2 roses for a HH. However, in person she was quite nice. This negotiated dream was a very good oral dream. There was no Full Service dream experience available. However, the oral experience was quite good; there was a great visual Russian-oral combination and even an attempt at a nuru lesson. The nuru started with me as teacher and then she took over. That was worth the price of admission by itself. I also had an opportunity to teach here how a man of advanced age sometimes has attained knowledge of a woman's anatomy and coincident skills that allows finding and massaging certain GOOD spots and providing the Big O. She told me no one had ever done that for her. A pox on all those others.

I think we both treated us other quite well. In the end, I was with her for over an hour and it was all very good. She is leaving soon gentleman.

PM for more if you so desire.

Help in finding the right tree.

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[QUOTE=OldBoomer;3163305]Moon Coffee Dream.

Last week I had a very pleasant dream with a young black lady. She is quite young, has very nice headlights and very good size booty. The stature is small with a lot of good handholds. She is TER reviewed and has an interesting online video.

She does not respond to text and appeared to be a non-GFE based on the phone contact. We phone negotiated for $1. 2 roses for a HH. However, in person she was quite nice. This negotiated dream was a very good oral dream. There was no Full Service dream experience available. However, the oral experience was quite good; there was a great visual Russian-oral combination and even an attempt at a nuru lesson. The nuru started with me as teacher and then she took over. That was worth the price of admission by itself. I also had an opportunity to teach here how a man of advanced age sometimes has attained knowledge of a woman's anatomy and coincident skills that allows finding and massaging certain GOOD spots and providing the Big O. She told me no one had ever done that for her. A pox on all those others.

I think we both treated us other quite well. In the end, I was with her for over an hour and it was all very good. She is leaving soon gentleman.

PM for more if you so desire.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JmSith;3163070]Thank you, just thought LEO couldn't post nudes but you're right we can't assume anything. I appreciate the info.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]The advertiser may or may not be LE, but she definitely won't be the gal in the photos if she's using pics belonging to an adult star or model. Take it from someone who's been burned before.

I don't know whether you're old enough to remember the late Benny Hill, but here's a short clip of him giving another reason never to assume anything.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3M6kKmW5CE[/URL]

Had a dream of Alexis.

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The pics and her reviews on TER are all pretty accurate (her ass is thick and juicy! We meet up after exchanging a few texts and calls. However, I still ended up waiting about 45 minutes for her to get to her room (which wasn't her fault). The hotel and room she was staying at were nice and clean. She gave me extra time for the wait, which came out to about an hour for $ when all was said and done (I tried to convince her to let me have two pops, but no dice).

After hashing out the details we talked a little a bit and then it was down to business. Started off with a CBJ, and must admit that she is very skilled with her mouth. After that I got behind her, climbed on to the top, and proceeded to pound her pussy for making me wait. We went back and forth between CBJ and doggy (three or four rounds). She was a little demanding and basically limited me to doggy; wouldn't ride me because she said she had a condemn bust before and after the second round she didn't want me pounding her so she made me keep both knees on the bed while I was behind her. Other than those two things the service was good; I would a rate it at 7/10 and one of the better dreams I've had. Not sure if I will dream of her again (100% would for BBBJ) but if you like BBWs and big juicy asses, then you won't be disappointed with her.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;3163206]Don't play at home before you get that ish checked out.[/QUOTE]Thanks and good to know. That's why this community is important. All systems are operating normally and no symptoms of anything. My dream was several weeks back and equipped with lots of hygienic wares (peroxide, medicated soap, etc.) any of which could explain why. Still never a bad idea to take advantage of the health insurance considering how much we pay.

To the dude with the problem, did you tell her she's putting others at risk so she can see her doc? During my dream she said she goes in every few months.

[QUOTE=DizkNutz;3164064]Thanks and good to know. That's why this community is important. All systems are operating normally and no symptoms of anything. My dream was several weeks back and equipped with lots of hygienic wares (peroxide, medicated soap, etc.) any of which could explain why. Still never a bad idea to take advantage of the health insurance considering how much we pay.

To the dude with the problem, did you tell her she's putting others at risk so she can see her doc? During my dream she said she goes in every few months.[/QUOTE]I did not contact her to warn her, I honestly don't even know how to proceed forward other than to protect myself and warn others. I should clarify that I saw her two and a half weeks ago and the only thing that was skin to skin contact was the BBBJ. The issues arose fairly quickly, I wrote the review day of (after) and within 3 days did I had problems (saw her Thursday, had problems on Saturday, suffered Sunday, got treated Monday, cleared up same day the most painful symptoms, remainder of the week was left purging due to the antibiotics and fighting the flu.

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To the dude with the problem, did you tell her she's putting others at risk so she can see her doc? During my dream she said she goes in every few months.[/QUOTE]I've posted this in the past in the Richmond forum I believe. During a hygiene lecture at Navy bootcamp many moons ago, before HIV even, a corpsman after admonishing everyone to always wear a cover advised that if you happen to partake bareback, take a piss as soon as possibe after the deed. Uric acid apparently kills gonorrhea bacteria before it has a chance to take hold. Wait too long, like putting the hat on and going on your round-the-world trip before pissing may be too late.

[QUOTE=Bossanova86;3164094]I did not contact her to warn her, I honestly don't even know how to proceed forward other than to protect myself and warn others. I should clarify that I saw her two and a half weeks ago and the only thing that was skin to skin contact was the BBBJ. The issues arose fairly quickly, I wrote the review day of (after) and within 3 days did I had problems (saw her Thursday, had problems on Saturday, suffered Sunday, got treated Monday, cleared up same day the most painful symptoms, remainder of the week was left purging due to the antibiotics and fighting the flu.[/QUOTE]I had a Master Chief tell me that it's a good idea to take a piss right after getting a blow job from a hooker. It hasn't let me down yet. I've been to some nasty blow job bars in Thailand before, where the girls often give 10+ BBBJCIM a day.

[QUOTE=BarClamp;3164245]I've posted this in the past in the Richmond forum I believe. During a hygiene lecture at Navy bootcamp many moons ago, before HIV even, a corpsman after admonishing everyone to always wear a cover advised that if you happen to partake bareback, take a piss as soon as possible after the deed. Uric acid apparently kills gonorrhea bacteria before it has a chance to take hold. Wait too long, like putting the hat on and going on your round-the-world trip before pissing may be too late.[/QUOTE]Roger. Here are a few other measures for before:

1. Drink lots of water beforehand (so you can take a good, long piss following; also 100% cranberry juice (find on google how its good for everyone's urinary tract and can prevent adherence of bacteria to the tract).

2. Pick up some hydrogen peroxide and ask your friend to gargle for at least 30 seconds and if there's any resistance lead by example and do it together (even if you have no intention of "going there"everyone wins.

During:

3. Avoid DT. The throat is where most of the bugs are hiding in numbers for a transfer. Does she have a phlegmy cough? If so, I reverse course on BBBJ. Even if not something that requires antibiotics, there could bugs in that phlegm / sputum that'll bring discomfort though your immunes will fight them off after a few days without assistance. Why take the chance?

IMMEDIATELY after:

4. Take that nice, long piss.

5. If you're able to get your hands on surgical-grade soap, lather up (especially the tip) and let it rest for at least 30 seconds.

6. Rinse the soap off and then grab your peroxide and do another rinse downstairs with lots of attention to the tip; get some of the peroxide into your tract even.

7. Leave her the peroxide and suggest she get into the habit of rinsing before and after--not only will she thank you, but so will the rest of the brethren.

Lots of points, but it really takes very little time at all, especially compared with trips to the doctor. Most important, these actions are no guarantee, neither singly nor altogether. This stuff comes down to risk and responsibility.

NOTE: This is for dreams are BBBJ-only... heed BarClamp's advice on not holding off cleaning until after FS.