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[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;3558720]So picked up CL Jenna this morning and went to Red Lobster for endless shrimp lunch. Hung out all day and put her to work picking tomatoes and raspberries. Anyhow, have talked about Ubering her home some time and decided to try it today. She downloaded the app and put in all the info. Got a message that an Uber driver was 4 minutes away and the fare from Barker road to her east side location would be $27.99 fair enough. Her house is 15 miles and a 20 minute drive from me. So she screwed around for like a half hour and punched in 3 different credit card numbers and we kept getting a message saying invalid payment info. So I spent and hour and half round trip taking her home during rush hour. I sent Uber a rather nasty message and the reply was that my credit card has to be scanned in WTF!! I have no clue how to do that. Oh well OFG out.[/QUOTE]Was the pussy and ass worth it?

Guys, if I share a number and say you can use me as a referral and then the provider asks you to send a picture AND YOU DO, please drop me a line and let me know asap. I just got a text from a provider with 2 pictures saying "Do you know this guy? He said you referred him". I'm assuming it was one of you guys since I haven't given the number out anywhere but here, but how the f*ck do I know? If I say no, you're screwed. If I say yes and you sent fake pics, I'm screwed. I said yes this time, but if it ever happens again and I don't have a PM here, I'm saying no. Best idea yet. Don't send pics. Now your picture and phone number are on this providers phone. If she gets picked up it's not going to end well.

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[QUOTE=PNR2004;3559071]I use uber frequently when I know I will be drinking and not wanting to drive. I downloaded the app. Entered my CC info in the app and now it is stored. If I use the app the trip is billed to my cc. They email a receipt. Very easy.[/QUOTE]Some Credit Cards don't work with UBER. 2 of my Credit Cards don't. Could be wrong by my Capital One card doesn't.

[QUOTE=OlderFunGuy;3558720]So picked up CL Jenna this morning and went to Red Lobster for endless shrimp lunch. Hung out all day and put her to work picking tomatoes and raspberries. Anyhow, have talked about Ubering her home some time and decided to try it today. She downloaded the app and put in all the info. Got a message that an Uber driver was 4 minutes away and the fare from Barker road to her east side location would be $27.99 fair enough. Her house is 15 miles and a 20 minute drive from me. So she screwed around for like a half hour and punched in 3 different credit card numbers and we kept getting a message saying invalid payment info. So I spent and hour and half round trip taking her home during rush hour. I sent Uber a rather nasty message and the reply was that my credit card has to be scanned in WTF!! I have no clue how to do that. Oh well OFG out.[/QUOTE]Had the same thing happen to me with Uber. Used a debit card that was stored in their payment system. All of a sudden one day it says invalid payment info. Used a Paypal account that was tied to the same account and it worked. Tried the card everywhere else since and it works. Weird.

Gents, while listening to my favorite national sports radio show today I heard an ad for [URL]iPlum.com[/URL]. The selling point is basically this: Acquire a second text / phone number on your existing phone at an affordable monthly rate instead of investing in a second phone. It's geared towards the business professional. Specific ring tone / text alert that lets you know it's business (hehe). I immediately thought of what a great thing this could be for, um, other things as well. The website is legit but I haven't checked out the details. Worth a look. -Jack.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3572337]Gents, while listening to my favorite national sports radio show today I heard an ad for [URL]iPlum.com[/URL]. The selling point is basically this: Acquire a second text / phone number on your existing phone at an affordable monthly rate instead of investing in a second phone. It's geared towards the business professional. Specific ring tone / text alert that lets you know it's business (hehe). I immediately thought of what a great thing this could be for, um, other things as well. The website is legit but I haven't checked out the details. Worth a look. -Jack.[/QUOTE]I guess the only thing about this is that you would probably need a cc to do this. I don't know about you guys but I don't need a link back to me. My disposable phone works fine for me.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3572337]Gents, while listening to my favorite national sports radio show today I heard an ad for [URL]iPlum.com[/URL]. The selling point is basically this: Acquire a second text / phone number on your existing phone at an affordable monthly rate instead of investing in a second phone. It's geared towards the business professional. Specific ring tone / text alert that lets you know it's business (hehe). I immediately thought of what a great thing this could be for, um, other things as well. The website is legit but I haven't checked out the details. Worth a look. -Jack.[/QUOTE]Check your app store first. There's tons of free apps, TextFree, TextMe, TextPlus, TextNow. My only concern is if the app can be tracked back to the ISP it originated from as they are all internet based apps. Which I imagine iPlum is as well.

HS.

[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3572400]Check your app store first. There's tons of free apps, TextFree, TextMe, TextPlus, TextNow. My only concern is if the app can be tracked back to the ISP it originated from as they are all internet based apps. Which I imagine iPlum is as well.

HS.[/QUOTE]Thanks HS, good to know.

I have had great experience with "hushed". Check it out.

S.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3572411]Thanks HS, good to know.[/QUOTE]

If any of you remember 'Little Red' in Hales Corners, you'd know she got her start doing man-scaping at a small downtown salon. I found a website for an independent waxing technician, whose menu specifies 'Penis & Scrotum Only. ' This makes me wonder if she handles the goods for you, as it's obviously a delicate procedure, or if the client is expected to simply lift his junk out of the way. Another local waxing service claims that they "won't bat an eyelash" at any resulting wood. Any members have experience with this procedure? Will I only leave with smooth, blue balls?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3576828]If any of you remember 'Little Red' in Hales Corners, you'd know she got her start doing man-scaping at a small downtown salon. I found a website for an independent waxing technician, whose menu specifies 'Penis & Scrotum Only. ' This makes me wonder if she handles the goods for you, as it's obviously a delicate procedure, or if the client is expected to simply lift his junk out of the way. Another local waxing service claims that they "won't bat an eyelash" at any resulting wood. Any members have experience with this procedure? Will I only leave with smooth, blue balls?[/QUOTE]You'd be way better off trying Magic brand Razorless Shave Cream. You can find it certain Target stores. It takes about 10 minutes to work after you apply it, removes all hair and is totally painless. It's also less than $5. 00 a tube.

[QUOTE=DaveB3655;3577001]You'd be way better off trying Magic brand Razorless Shave Cream. You can find it certain Target stores. It takes about 10 minutes to work after you apply it, removes all hair and is totally painless. It's also less than $5. 00 a tube.[/QUOTE]My hope of course, is that any talk of a smooth shave may leave room to discuss a smooth finish. I can't imagine there aren't a few who (eventually) toss that in for a generous tip.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3576828]If any of you remember 'Little Red' in Hales Corners, you'd know she got her start doing man-scaping at a small downtown salon. I found a website for an independent waxing technician, whose menu specifies 'Penis & Scrotum Only. ' This makes me wonder if she handles the goods for you, as it's obviously a delicate procedure, or if the client is expected to simply lift his junk out of the way. Another local waxing service claims that they "won't bat an eyelash" at any resulting wood. Any members have experience with this procedure? Will I only leave with smooth, blue balls?[/QUOTE]I get it done. First few times it sucks. But after that you can go awhile with it not growing back.

Okay so I had to go to a wedding yesterday. Yeah I know Friday wedding a bit weird but they could only get this location on a Friday otherwise they would have had to wait like 18 months. So anyways, I always get asked to weddings and never have a date. I never really talk about my personal life with family. So they never really know if I'm dating someone or not. I don't post on Social Media ever.

So I decided to fly in an escort that I see every time I go on a work trip. Someone that is clean, not a perfect 10 but a very hard 8 with a beautiful face. Younger than me but not super young.

I paid for her to just stay with me Thursday and Friday night and then she could do anything she wanted tonight. She actually is getting ready and wants me to take our out instead of seeing any other clients which is pretty cool.

Anyways, so I go to this wedding with her. Of course everyone was gawking over her with me. I'm an in shape decent looking guy so people really wouldn't be like wow what is this girl doing wit this guy type of thing.

Had an absolute amazing time. While we were at the reception, drinking and having fun dancing (really felt like she was my girlfriend) kind of makes me want to go back to dating instead of just paying women to leave.

While we were dancing I asked her if she had recognized anyone in the room or if she had seen anyone before. Figured It would be a long shot since she's from clear across the country. She said yes. I was like do I even want to know? She tells me who it was. It was my FREAKING UNCLE. My uncle who is a Pastor. I couldn't stop laughing. She said he probably doesn't recognize her because she had dark hair was a little heavier when he saw her but she remembers him from a long time ago only because he was super creepy. Side note: he must have seen her at a vacation home that my family owns together.

Alright she's ready. So time to go out.

Has anyone else brought an escort as a wedding date?