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After a long week of training, I returned to the DH Academy. Lineup was Jessica, Suzy, Mixie, Betsy, a returning Camila 2, dirty blond hair tall, thick girl with a nice ass. Along with 2 new entries to the academy. Karina a slim tan skinned Colombiana with wavy black hair and an impressive set of enhanced Proton Cannons. Reminiscent of Wendy's impressive Weaponry. I was about to pick her until I saw Isa. She has an impressive physique Reminiscent of this warrior I heard of from an alternate universe called Wonder Woman. Tanned skinned. She has a nice set of 6 pac abs. Very toned. But natural looking fat ass, and a natural set of chest cannons.

I immediately gave Isa 2 cards and she led me upstairs. She took off her heels before going up the stairs and we both had a laugh of how much shorter she is with them off. She like 5'4 without them. She walked up seductively and I wanted to stoke before we led to the Danger Room. I must say this new Academy in Jamaica is really nice looking and spacious for battle.

We enter her Danger Room and then she started to remove all of her armor slowly and then wiggles her ass in front of me bringing out the animal in me. I complimented her physique and says thank you I work very hard on it. She then told me to lay back and she put her Lasso of Truth on me and stared her CBJ. It was slow and sensual. Then she started getting aggressive with some dt then I told her to get on top for cg. Box was really tight and fit like a glove. She alternated all cg variations from Rcg to squat thrust until she got tired, then flipped her to mish and kept pounding while her juices were dripping down my leg. Then flipped her to k9. View was great and her ass expanded even more. It was a lot to handle at times I most admit but I kept pounding. She can take a pounding and started throwing it back on me. I put her down for Lazy k9 and she stared taking really nasty and told me to slide my hand and rub her Love button while in lazy k9 she tapped out and then I couldn't hold any longer and unleashed my rage in the dreamcatcher. We were drenched in sweat and we thanked each other for a nice battle.

Isa has a great personality and no matter how grueling the battle got, she always had a smile on her face. She has one of the most impressive physiques I've seen here at the Academy. Her abs and ass are impressive and combined with her tight box and cg techniques she is a worthy opponent. She said she's here for at least a few more weeks. I definitely could do another round with her Lasso of Truth.

After Recovering from my battle with Isa. Instead of looking for my next match, I thought about calling it a day. That's how tired "Wonder Woman" left me but then I saw Betsy and she grabbed my attention with her Curly hair straightened. Same nice thick light skinned, natural body with a huge ass and no enhancements. Karina wasn't around and Betsy revived the animal instinct in me so I give her a card and we go straight to her Danger Room. I told her that unlike that last time I battled her, this time I'm a finish the job. She laughed and remembered and said she'll make sure I leave satisfied this time.

She removed her bottom and asked if I was ready for battle I said "Let's go bub". She then removed her chest plate and smacked her juicy chest in my face. Then gave a CBJ with good suction. Looking me in my eyes then taking the whole thing in her mouth. I told her to get on top and show me your skills. Her box was already nice and wet. Not tight but gripped my claw good. She rode me like a jockey in the Kentucky derby. Lots of grinding and swinging her hips then flipped her to k9. Same great view. Soft, big and jiggly. Pounded it and spanked it. Not too hard but enough for her to feel my presence. She sure can take a pounding then put her to lazy k9 and hit her with that. Bezerker Barrage until I unleash my rage into the dream catcher. She was yes I got you this time. I didn't make her tap but I only had a ss with her and I didn't have my normal endurance after my previous battle but she earned a round 3 in the future.

She flexed her muscles and was happy to that we was able to finish the battle this time. I told her Rd 3, you getting 2 cards and I'll make sure I make you tap out first and often. She said you better. I'm getting wet thinking about it right now. Once she gets comfortable with you her bubbly personality really starts to show. She's English friendly but not fluent. View in k9 is great and seems to enjoy slaughtering unsuspecting mongers. She told me she's here for another month so I need to make sure to emerge victorious in battle when I see her next time. I left and she yell out bye mi amor to me as I left the Academy.

This weekend I feel like a sex addict, and so midway into my Saturday I decide to go to DH and bust another load. Girls are looking fresh but I decide to go with someone new. Paola is a blonde built Colombiana who was at DH in September, where she went by the name Camilla. She has Iza's body but stronger. I hand her two cards and we head inside.

Paola immediately starts off flirting, calling me things like "bonboncito" and other sweet names. Paola puts the condom on with her mouth and starts deepthroating me all nice and wet. She wrestles with my dick and then my balls, letting her spit drip all over. Once we went to CG, my dick and balls were soaked. She squatted on my dick and I could hear the lewd wet noises from our juices mixing. I tell her to keep fucking me so I can hear how wet her pussy is-Paola responds by grinding hard until her legs give out. She hops off and tells me it's my turn now, grabbing her legs and angling her waist so she could feel every inch of me. I grab her waist and grind in her aggressively, pumping harder as she begs me to fuck her faster. I feel my nut coming so I tell her to switch to doggy. She grabs the edge of the bed, and prepares herself to get dicked down. I pipe her like a beast, these backshots releasing thunder-claps. For some reason I felt like I could fuck her forever, so I tell her to finish me off with a handjob. She soaks my balls again and keeps both in her mouth until I bust. I tip her 10 and head out.

Paola is a fit Colombiana who sucks and takes dick like a champ. Her body is toned and slender, with thighs and an ass that look like she deadlifts 500 lbs. Not only did she leave my dick and balls slathered in spit, but she also took dick like a monster. She didn't tap out once when I was fucking her, only begging me to go harder. If you want a strong girl with a wet mouth and pussy of steel, I'd recommend Paola.

Passed up on Paola because I had her before when she first came to the DH last year or so, she was fire, but had to test the waters. Saw karina. She was super enhanced with the butt and boobs. Seeing those boobs kinda reminded me of Wendy's boobs so I was craving that boob to chin uppercut action. We got to the room she undressed me and got on her knees and spat on her big ass tits and put my dick BTW them. I started fucking her tits and she put put my dick BBBJ in her mouth while I was fucking the tits. She was twirling her tongue around my dick head slit and I had to stop cause that was basically a BBBJ which I No longer allow to be done on me and will only get it when I see Allstar Christina. I started fucking her in mish, and the way her tits was hitting her chin was crazy. She starting moaning loud and I could her mixie and besty outside by the dining table saying karina getting fucked good. I started talking shit in karina ears saying " your a dirty ***** because you fucking the same dick besty and mixie had" she started blushing and rubbing her clit. She asked if I had a girl while fucking and I said yes she is calling my phone now. Apparently that shit was her trigger and was turning her on. I started telling her that I fucked my girl this morning and you getting sloppy seconds and she started to cum. I also came too. I was tight because I wanted to try another position but whatever maybe next time.

Went to DH and saw Jessica. Jessica is a short bottom thick Dominicana with small perky round tits. If you catch her in a good mood, you'll likely see her shaking her phat ass cheeks and grinding on client in the living room. Jessica and I connected immediately while I was waiting. Jessica and her fat ass cheeks eventually lured me into her room. I gave her two cards and headed inside with her. Once inside, she continued to shake and grind her ass on me. I turned her around and started to nibble on her neck. After a few seconds, she pulled away and told me to take my clothes off with a big smile on her face. I got onto the bed and she quickly put the condom on and started suck me off. She sucked on both sides of my shaft and then transitioned to deepthroating my cock. Loved the sight of her saliva dripping down my cock and onto my balls. After a few minutes of a great CBJ, I told her to get on fours. She got into postion and arched her back. That ass looked like it measured 50 inches. Slid my cock into her tight pussy and started to slowly pump. I then worked my pace up and gave her some strong backshots. She started to lightly moan and grip onto the sheets. I wanted her to moan louder so I grabbed her by the waist and gave some some quick and strong pumps. She slightly turned her head and we locked eyes with one another as we both heard the lound sound of her ass cheeks clapping with each thrust. I then told her to get into mish. I grabbed some more lube and applied it into her already warm wet tight box. I got in and was shocked at how her tight box gripped onto my cock. I gave her some light and slow pumps to enjoy the sensation of her box. I then gave her some light kisses on her lips and then started to suck on her neck. She started to moan once again and that was my queue to work up my pace. I pulled her legs towards the ceiling and gave her a pounding which produced some loud ass cheek claps. I noticed her cream so I kept thrusting in a fast pace until I saw her reach climax. She caught her breath and then told me to get off so she could suck on my cock. I told her to stop and get ontop for some cg. She got ontop and started to grind her. I stopped her and pinned her body onto me and started to giver her a pounding. I grabbed her small left titty and put it inside my mouth. Had both of my hands on her fat ass cheeks and just kept thrusting until I finished into the bag. Tipped her and headed out. I'll be back for her again soon.

Passed up on Paola because I had her before when she first came to the DH last year or so, she was fire, but had to test the waters. Saw karina. She was super enhanced with the butt and boobs. Seeing those boobs kinda reminded me of Wendy's boobs so I was craving that boob to chin uppercut action. We got to the room she undressed me and got on her knees and spat on her big ass tits and put my dick BTW them. I started fucking her tits and she put put my dick BBBJ in her mouth while I was fucking the tits. She was twirling her tongue around my dick head slit and I had to stop cause that was basically a BBBJ which I No longer allow to be done on me and will only get it when I see Allstar Christina. I started fucking her in mish, and the way her tits was hitting her chin was crazy. She starting moaning loud and I could her mixie and besty outside by the dining table saying karina getting fucked good. I started talking shit in karina ears saying " your a dirty ***** because you fucking the same dick besty and mixie had" she started blushing and rubbing her clit. She asked if I had a girl while fucking and I said yes she is calling my phone now. Apparently that shit was her trigger and was turning her on. I started telling her that I fucked my girl this morning and you getting sloppy seconds and she started to cum. I also came too. I was tight because I wanted to try another position but whatever maybe next time.

Give my 2 cards to Betsy. She came highly recommended. Upon entering the room she was a little serious and not relaxed so I gave her a Hershey chocolate bar. She immediately started smiling. I took of my clothes and noted she was checking me out low key in the mirror. I saw she was getting turned on and she asked me what position I want, I said mish, but she went into CG and put my hand on her ass and started riding me. 2 minutes into it I noticed her body shaking and eyes rolling in her head, then I started fucking with her and asked to change position, she yelled on me and said stop no let me cum, she was about to come and I put my pinky finger in her mouth and said " damm you got one dick in your mouth and one in your pussy". She let out a loud moan and she got off and was very happy. She thanked me and switched condoms and started giving me another CBJ for about 5 minutes. She asked me to hit it in k9, I said no thanks I want mish. (I want k9 too and was fucking with her). She was like don't you want to hit this columbian pussy and see in the mirror. I started smashing it in k9 and that pussy feel so fuck tight and wet. I started feeling dizzy and almost lost consciousness. I got a little nervous and realized it's because I did legs today. I snap out of it and started giving her the whole fucking dick. She took it like a champ and I came in the bag. After the session she asked if I would come back to fuck her and told me she really enjoyed my dick. She cleaned me off. She noticed I had a little after cum dripping out and she licked it off. After seeing that I got hard again and was about to extend but fought the urge. She gets a 8/10.

Went to DH yesterday around 6 pm. The new place is nicer than the old but the lineup right now is much weaker than it used to be. Came in, they had 6 girls, no mongers, it seems like they are much less busy lately. None of the girls were particularly pretty. Just OK. The card guy rushed me into making a selection, said I could not hang out, talk to girls, and take my time. So I picked Isa based on a few stellar reviews. She looks alright, but not a stunner, fake boobs, fake ass, flat stomach, attractive face. In the room she acts friendly, but she is no GFE at all, not even if you pay her extra, no BBBJ, not even LFK. It's a standard, commercial deal. She does not act like she is into it. I've had much better at the the DH before. Also, they knock after 20 minutes, on purpose, to make you buy another card. WTF? They were not even busy. 30 minutes at the DH really means 20 minutes. The stellar reviews of Iza are very very generous and probably not even real. It seems like a lot of DH reviews are posted by the management.

Message to the Management:

1. Put accurate lineups on your website so customers know who is in today. Update it as girls come and leave.

2. Bring better girls. The current lineup is so so.

3. Answer text messages and phone calls, at least for repeat customers. There is no way to know who is in lately.

4. Post accurate real pictures of ALL girls in "today's lineup".

5. Stop knocking after 20 minutes. Half hour is half hour.

5. The way you work lately, you will lose a lot of loyal customers. It's no accident that you are much less busy now.

So I pull up to Dh today to finally make my debut at the new spot. Once I walked up them long ass steps I dapped up ticket guy and grabbed a card. Only reason I grabbed one was because I had my mans waiting he flopped on me LOL and I didn't want him waiting too long in the car. Anyways I post up on the couch and I wait for this new ***** iza. Unfortunately it didn't go as plan. While I'm sitting mixie and betsy start teasing me doing blowjob expressions with their tongues and mouth. At that moment I knew that thing was over. Gave betsy the card and got to it. We start off with the CBJ and I had a little issue getting it up. She asked me was I nervous I laughed and thought to myself camila service really spoiled me. During the CBJ I moved my hands behind my back and popped her in the face by accident LOL. But she held it down and I told her I wud tip her nicee. Once I was semi erect we went to mish and that shit wasnt it as well. I still cudnt get it up. I'm tryna fuck her half hard I'm like damn shit is quiet for ya boy. I den asked for doggy and that's when shit got real once she turn around in that doggy position I was all the way ready. I slid in and started slowly savoring that tight feeling and admiring her ass which appears to be all natural. It felt so soft and looked so good. After that I knew I had to show shorty what I was hitting for. I started digging her out. Everything time I wud get a good rhythm she wud run away but I kept grabbing her towards me. Once I had her in a position where she cudnt run. I went over ham! She started moaning crazy loud. Her face turning mad red while her box is tightening up while she's grabbing the bed sheets. I started looking in the mirror and saw her faceee. Boy did shorty look out of it LOL. After I pumped my life away. I blew the meanest load in the bag. I didn't care whether or not if she came. When I pulled out immediately she like you crazy, I don't want to fuck you anymore. Choose other girls from now on LOL. I asked her was I wack? She was like get out get out lmaoo. I'm like my time not even done with. Once the knock came she just jumped on me I lifted her up palming both ass cheeks. That right there told me she enjoyed it she just didn't expect to get pounced like that lolol. I tipped her nice and got up out of there.

Overall she seems dope nice personality once she's comfortable. I kno I can vibe wit her. Plus she speaks a little english so that's a bonus. She's def good for the backshots tho. She allowed me do my thing and didn't tell me stop once so I will def repeat! Going to enjoy fucking her some more.

SB: Damn it felt good being back at DH! Those new beds are fucking lit as well!

Sup fellas been missing in action for a bit. Since the dh moved to new location too far for me so was time to hit the garages and see what good. Went to the 79st spot no bueno they had a colombiana from the dh I remember think her name was Mariana looks Russian milky type but from the experience with her at the dh too rushy and upsells decided not to the other 2 was not good in my opinion so I left checked out the garage on 80th no longer there they moved on the ave Rosie a few doors from the grocery store they only have one girl looked ok Colombia Milfy type was going to hit it but this dude jumped up and went in didn't even let her come out the room to show more up close I left cause I had waited for like 20 min when got there there was 3 dudes waiting that girl I think by the way it looks gets no breaks dam that pussy must be tired all that dick she getting constantly 😆. Will check it out another day. For the meantime guess Manuela has to get the his done 😆128518;128518;128518;128400;128400;128400;128400;.

I came in and she does know how to sell herself in the living room but man did I get scammed and fall for it like a dummy.

Complete garbage and waste of time, stiff as ever.

I would recommend stay away worst experience ever at a CDP.

[QUOTE=KirkDiggler;4168478]I came in and she does know how to sell herself in the living room but man did I get scammed and fall for it like a dummy.

Complete garbage and waste of time, stiff as ever.

I would recommend stay away worst experience ever at a CDP.[/QUOTE]Sat night saw Suzy. Like someone said earlier as well girl quality has gone down but there is a difference between mediocre and just horrible. I've had good to great experiences with others. Hygiene, room, shave your legs, overall attitude. I said the hell with it and left after a little bit and she had the nerve to ask for a tip. I said something on the way out to management.

[QUOTE=KirkDiggler;4168478]I came in and she does know how to sell herself in the living room but man did I get scammed and fall for it like a dummy.

Complete garbage and waste of time, stiff as ever.

I would recommend stay away worst experience ever at a CDP.[/QUOTE]What went wrong??

What's up guys I know from the last time I pulled up to DH I was 3 for 3. So decided to try the new girl Iza out. This time only did one round due to time. Was late at night around 1 am I'm usually the early bird. But, anyways Purchased my two cards and waited for Iza. She comes down wearing this army camp top with these black booty shorts. Iza has a cute face and her body is amazing. It's late so I guess she was warmed up and happy. Gave Iza my two cards and gives me a Lapdance on the couch to warm me up. LMAOOO. The other girls were laughing and cheering. This lasted about two minutes and we head to the room.

We walk upstairs and I'm liking this new location especially Iza room because she has a bathroom in it. She tells me to lay down and gives me a lapdance again and stripping off her clothes and taking mines off. Iza is Kissing my neck and feels the woody. She smiles and says that's what I want pulls it out applied the rubber for a CBJ and has good suction not a lot of DT still enough too keep me hard maybe I was spoiled by Camila OG DT. That I need to come back down. LMAOOO. Once I'm ready knowing it's near closing I'm on a SS mode. And tell her top hop on. She feels nice and snug and knows how to grind and ride. No DFK or GFE didn't ask her. But willing to if I see her my next visit.

I tell Iza get on k9 because I need to see her ass while I'm pounding. This is where I lose control Iza already nice and tight good looking girl. And that view all in one plus in my head as I'm pounding away and looking back and forth between the mirror and bubble. I push her down lazy and she keeps up with my rhythm. I bust in the bag. We laugh I'm like wow. That was great. I tipped her she cleans me up. Ask her how long she staying she just told me awhile. I said good I need to see you again. She cleans me up we talk a bit more laying down. Knock comes.

Overall great session She is a Good looking girl and a great personality. Toned body. CBJ was good give it a 7/10 with her tongue action with attempts of DT. Cat is nice and snug I give that a 8/10 to me. She is tight and wet. But her K9 game I should have left that for last. That's where she shines. Silly me. Oh well. Now I know.

Has anyone here been to the Fetish Affairs events that happen every other week? I've been tempted to go, but I can't tell how scammy it is from the emails that I get. Would love to know more info if anyone has been.