I'm prolly not the bast to answer
[QUOTE=MassageFreak;1927883]I get spammed a lot via text and phone by providers wanting to see me. Let me say first I don't think I am special but I'm sure it happens to all of us. I got a spam text today Where a provider was thinking about me and wanted to see me. So I asked if they were running a special. There was no special I was told. So here's my theory, if a provider texts or calls out of the blue that must mean their not busy and need money. It's not because they miss a certain client or yearn for alone time because if that was the case wouldn't it be free? My feeling is that if a provider out of the blue text or call a client wanting to see a client that should automatically have a reduced rate. Because there is a reason she texted or called in the first place, most likely they like you or had a good time with you and know you are legit. I would definitely welcome opinions from mongers as well as providers. I wanna know if I am the odd man out here. Some will agree some will disagree, but i would like to hear from alot on here. what do you all think?[/QUOTE]I kind of like it. There's a chick that lives pretty close to the house, (2 blocks) and when she's having a slow day she will sometimes shoot me a text saying "queres cojerme?" (do you want to fuck me?) I only do 1/2 hours with her, it costs me 30 bucks and it's always a good quick porno fuck. I've been a customer of her's since she went independent so even though she has had a couple price increases in the last 6 months I'm still paying her what I did when she started.
I kind of dig it but I have no SO to deal with, I have my own schedule, so if I feel like fucking her (and I always do) I just grab some condoms and go nail her. She usually drops me a message like that 3 x's per month and it's always a nice surprise.
On a side note, all you guys that weren't here today should just slit your wrists. The weather is fucking perfect. I had a nearly perfect day today. Worked this morning while I drank my coffee, showered, went and banged one of my favorites (I may end up making an honest woman out of this one) after I walked to a park and bought a sandwich on the way and had a nice quiet lunch in a beautiful park while watching and endless number of amazingly beautiful women walk by. Then I had a coffee at a corner cafe and watched some more. Tonight I'm going out to dinner with a couple buddies and may bang another one.
If you have any means what so ever and want a great vacation next year plan on being in BsAs in late November. It's really unbelievable.
A2.
Begging for appts thru unsolicited contact
Is not how a truly elite professional courtesan behaves.
What if your wife sees the texts or answers the call?
What drug 'fix' does the provider need your $$ for so badly at that time?
Isn't discretion the fundamental foundation of our secret hobby society?
Just my opinion guys. Sorry if it's not as pretty as my pretty little butthole...
This is now starting to piss me the fuck off
[BLUE]HelpMeRhonda is getting calls from guys complaining about the novalty ads from Rhonda in the classifieds.
First it's not the same person.
Second and most important, how we monetize the site is our fucking business and nobody elses. If you have a problem with this [b]FREE FUCKING FORUM[/b] then get the fuck off of it!
A2[/BLUE]
Guys With Zero Posts-Freeloaders
It seems that every time I post a photograph or a review, I used to get six or seven posts from guys with zero posts requesting contact information. There is no way to know if they are legit, LEO, a prospective pimp, an ex, or even an ax murderer. Despite my rants on the Memphis Board, I still get them. I have a stock reply that I now send out. It is not as polite as the ones I have seen here. Feel free to use is if you want. Here it is.
If you have zero posts, that means you have made zero contributions to the board, and yet you expect the active members to do your work for you. ZERO POSTS, what the hell are you afraid of? That means that you haven't even bothered to introduce yourself to the board. Are you afraid that your momma will find out and send you to the timeout corner for an hour? Lets face it, this great board exists because the active members post valuable reviews and information. If everyone had zero post like you guys, the board would die and you would have no one to mooch off of. Since you are asking for contact information, I assume that once and a while you see the lady. So post about your experience, good or bad. Get off you ass and post.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
[QUOTE=Cosmo68;1929030]My go to provider texts me out of the blue a few times a month. I'm fairly new to the hobby so I was surprised at first. Sometimes its just to say hey and see how I'm doing. [b]If she's in need of money and I helped her out my next visit is free, so I'm always willing to help out.[/b] Get 2 dreams for half price, can't beat that.[/QUOTE]Cosmo,
Welcome to the board. Some unsolicited advice that you can take as worth every penny it cost you.
Don't get caught up in this pattern. Rarely does it lead to anything but hard feelings between a monger and their "go to provider". All of us have done it and in most situations it ends badly.
If you want to help this girl out, then do it with no expectation of future services. Help her out because she's been a good partner, help her out because of that time around 1:00am where you got stood up by someone else and she was the only one who would answer your call, help her out just because she did that thing with her tongue that you can't stop thinking about. But NEVER help her out because of what you expect she's going to do for you in the future.
There's nothing wrong with helping out a friend and this isn't advice to be a cold hearted prick about everything. Just know what you're doing it and don't hope for what might not be there.
Have a great day.
Dz.
Now I'm hungry, for answers
So exactly what the fuck Is this? I echo responses that this post is useless. And who was the provider in question? The reason to be here is to share quality and accurate intel, not to withhold names to allow others to have the same fucked up experience. Even not so great intel is still useful intel to your fellow mongers. To save face you should divulge all info. MF.
[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;1931064]Maybe I should change my name to BuyingBreakfast.
Last night about 10:55 pm I contacted a pretty well known provider. She is pretty well reviewed & came recommended by a few in pm's by a couple guys as good girl to break into the hobby with. Since I have not seen much of any bad on her & will reserve the right to tell her name at a later date. I will give her a chance to explain if she is so inclined. Anyway the story goes I texted her around said time. She replied very quickly. After some back & forth we decided that an 8:30 am meeting would work for both of us. Anyway, I wake up early enough to shower & have a cup of tea while I Sat. In anticipation of the fun that was on it's way.
I leave my house in a timely manner. I roll up to the address I was given via text at exactly 8:30. I am quite impressed with my self & pull over & text I am here. & then I sit & wait. Couple minutes go by. 5 minutes, ten minutes. & No (insert name here) anywhere to be seen. Then along rolls an old white van. It slowly & rather closely rolls past my driver side window. Two ugly bastards looking at me. The van goes on by & turns around in a drive way & comes back towards me. As it was turning around I grabbed the Judge out from under my seat. Not taking any chances on my first adventure. So it rolls up real slow & a bearded sumbitch motions for me to roll my window down. With hand on revolver I do. This cat starts asking me what I am doing, who I am, Is (insert some guys name) here, am I waiting for him. I just acted really annoyed that he was even talking to me. To his who are you inquiry I replied with kinda dickish laugh / humph sound I was like who are you? Any way I was not too impressed with this whole exchange so after watching them peel out I did the same. This leads me to the Name change part.
After being stood up by (reserved to be named later) I went to my old Sunday morning faithful.
Her name is Colonial Cottage, I call her CC. Boys the menu is full of favorites. It included but was not limited to BE BG G PC Cblr S OJ CoF & I think a great chance of some French. Best of all MP was encouraged. Only thing better would have been a woman serving. But I had a great breakfast & will repeat. I do recommend.
Refer to list below for abbreviations.
BE Beacon and Eggs.
BG biscuits and gravy.
G Goetta.
PC pancakes.
S sausage.
OJ Orange juice.
Cof Coffee.
Cble Cobbler.
French French toast.
MP Multiple Plates.
I really hope this review will help anyone who gets stood up early in the AM on Sundays. All providers are not dependable, The colonial cottage is![/QUOTE]
Really? Save face with who? You?
[QUOTE=MassageFreak;1932817]So exactly what the fuck Is this? I echo responses that this post is useless. And who was the provider in question? The reason to be here is to share quality and accurate intel, not to withhold names to allow others to have the same fucked up experience. Even not so great intel is still useful intel to your fellow mongers. To save face you should divulge all info. MF.[/QUOTE]I could gives a rats ass what you think. I have answered several questions from folks in PM. It seemed to me anyone interested was asking. I offered my take of the situation after it all unfolded. I am going to post this not to save face with you or anyone else here. Just so people can read it & move on.
Based on our conversations Things she said the night before as to why, for her it would be better in the morning. Reason stated for a no go at around midnight were consistent with her reason for her being no show. Now would it have been a nice professional courtesy to simple text me a hey I am sorry this very important thing has happened? Yes. I told her as much. But sometimes when things in peoples life happen, what you Or I think is very secondary.
On the NO show No call I was offered a reason why & I bought it. Mostly because of things mentioned the previous night. Am I fool for believing her? I'll never know I guess. Fool me once... If there is any sort of repeat behavior I will not be so forgiving & will certainly post her name.
On the 2 goons in the van it turns out a guy that lives in very close proximity to her place of operation had pissed some people off really bad. As noted in my original post the guy inquired about who I was & the whereabouts of a certain male. He said nothing of this woman or any woman for that matter. It was an unfortunate coincidence that I happened to be parked where I was when I was. Thats in no way shape or form is her fault. At the time I wasn't sure but I know now she had nothing to do with them. Good enough for me.
Now after I left, I was to say the least a little miffed at what transpired. My first attempt at Mongering an escort & I think I am going to have to shoot some bastard that has mistaken me for an easy target. So, what to do? Well It's Sunday morin & the Colonial Cottage has an AWESOME breakfast buffet. That's it! I am on my way. Full service, 20.00 out the door with tip. The food monger in me is satisfied. Home I go a little less miffed after a full belly & reflection of the mornings events over a cup of BC (Black Coffee).
At home & still thinking about the mornings adventure I decide to post a a review of My first attempt at Mongering outside an AMP. To me it was a bit humorous how the ill fated attempt ended up at an old familiar place for a Sunday mornin. I posted well before I heard from her on Monday.
The were a few reason I posted. To let her now unless she had a very good reason for her no show no call I was going to announce it. To let her and any other provider out there with any ideas of funny business where I am involved would be met with the business end of My trusty travel companion know as the Judge, whose menu includes but not limited to BS (buck shot) SB (slug and Balls) & .45 CLC (.45 colt long cartridge). Thinking maybe anyone living on the shady side of the hobby would think twice knowing I am probably not the only guy with a trusted travel companion. With a cooler mind I realized the two goons very well could have been a case of me being in the wrong place at the wrong time & these guys were looking for some on else. With that being a distinct possibility I reserved the right to name her. Incase she was so inclined to reach out to me with an explanation. After our conversations I am satisfied she made a bad business decision to not contact me to cancel & that the two goons were nothing to do with her.
All the being said & am not telling anyone who she is or what her excuse for her no show is.
I am not concerned with what any monger here thinks of me I will read their info posted & will continue to post any I have. Just like I will, thay can take it or leave. So for anyone with an over rated opinion of what I think you think. Get over your self.
It's my rep with the ladies I am concerned about. To be fair & honest in what I see & experience. My keeping her name to myself after the dust settled is more than fair.
One more to add to the plonk pile
It's not a fucking review if you don't provide a name. All you did was basically threaten a provider with a bad review pending a "valid" excuse. Next time, threaten her via PM and not on the public forum. Bad mouth MF all you want but you're losing more than you will gain. I have gotten more good intel from MF than from anybody else on here. Just remember what you consider "fair" when you start asking for info from others.
If you want to review a provider then review her and provide her name.
-BigBird69.
[QUOTE=BuyingSmiles;1932895]I could gives a rats ass what you think. I have answered several questions from folks in PM. It seemed to me anyone interested was asking. I offered my take of the situation after it all unfolded. I am going to post this not to save face with you or anyone else here. Just so people can read it & move on.
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It's my rep with the ladies I am concerned about. To be fair & honest in what I see & experience. My keeping her name to myself after the dust settled is more than fair.[/QUOTE]
