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Does anyone have info. On this provider? I've seen the ad a few times and was wondering what the reviews are.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/80-massages-you-wont-be-disappointed-call-me-now/20637413[/URL]

PM with any info.

[QUOTE=XtraLong;2910325]Does anyone have info. On this provider? I've seen the ad a few times and was wondering what the reviews are.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/80-massages-you-wont-be-disappointed-call-me-now/20637413[/URL]

PM with any info.[/QUOTE]It says that she is a TS (tranny). Correct me if I am wrong, but usasexguide is about paid sex with real women.

Posting under different pictures. 2 dirt bags.

[QUOTE=Brady48;2904863][URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/in-call-special-lunch-massage-110-45-65-lets-have-some-fun/20818235[/URL]

Scrolling the BP looking to start my weekend with a nice massage, I did decided to try something different then my usual AMP.

I find a add for Mocha. I make the call and let her know I was looking for 1 hr massage, we agree to 120. She says to call when I get there. When I get to the Ramnada she gets me the #. I go in and it's not the girl in the pictures of course but she was still attractive so why not. I take a minute to check the bathroom then make sure the latch is on the door so no one can walk in.

She has me get comfortable and lay down. She begins the massage which was ok not great. I did enjoy the conversation we were having. 15 minutes in she says are ready to flip over.

This is when things went sides ways. She starts rubbing my chest and legs for a minute.

And says are you ready for the HE? I was like what are you talking about, she saids this is only for 30 min. I was like what are you talking about this was suppose to be a hour. She said no honey. I had a hard time holding my composure but I let her finish me off. I get Up and start cleaning up and getting dressed. All the while I was complaining to her and say you should give me 40 back for the short time. She just shook her head. This when things went weird!

All of a sudden on the other side of the room by the window this little punk black guy comes out from under the bed and start yelling at me I better stop giving her lip and get out of the room. He came right and got in my face.

First off I was shocked to have some one in the room and in my face so quickly. I kept my cool turned around and walk out. (Never no what he has besides his fist).

When I got back to my car I thought about what just happened. I take pride in being aware of my surroundings and I can't believe I didn't pay better attention to how the room was staged. They moved the desk that Are in those rooms and put it at the end of the 2nd bed so I could not get over to the window. I wanted to punch the little punk out but I remembered the good advise I gotten from this site and just walked, it only money. Not that I have a lot of. Lesson learned do more research. I hope I can post the link.

Stay safe!![/QUOTE]

How did I miss that part?!

[QUOTE=Moe_Greene;2911032]It says that she is a TS (tranny). Correct me if I am wrong, but usasexguide is about paid sex with real women.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Moe_Greene;2911032]It says that she is a TS (tranny). Correct me if I am wrong, but usasexguide is about paid sex with real women.[/QUOTE]Should always be read to avoid mistakes and surprises.

[QUOTE=SnoBallGuy;2907646]My policy is if they are not the same as the pic I walk, after you left you should have called the hotel and reported her for selling sex they would have kicked her out then text her and tell her you turned her in.[/QUOTE]Glad to see your post on this issue.

[QUOTE=KiraXXX;2911830]Glad to see your post on this issue.[/QUOTE]It's a classic, ain't it?

[QUOTE=KiraXXX;2911830]Glad to see your post on this issue.[/QUOTE]Hey if we are paying with real $$ then the girls should provide a real service as they advertise, the only way to correct and eliminate bad or fake service and or scams is to report them on web sites and reviews. Also if as in this case with the guy under the bed at the Ramada Inn call the cops have them arrested and shut down.

[QUOTE=Moe_Greene;2911032]It says that she is a TS (tranny). Correct me if I am wrong, but usasexguide is about paid sex with real women.[/QUOTE]Transwomen are women.

[QUOTE=SnoBallGuy;2912149]Hey if we are paying with real $$ then the girls should provide a real service as they advertise, the only way to correct and eliminate bad or fake service and or scams is to report them on web sites and reviews. Also if as in this case with the guy under the bed at the Ramada Inn call the cops have them arrested and shut down.[/QUOTE]I'd really like to hear how that call to the cops goes down. "Yes, officer, I was making this visit to a provider and she gave me poor service and had a guy hidden in her room. Would you go arrest them please. ".

Just wondering if Harmony Massage (rip off) got any better? Has any one been to Oriental Spa, Ballston spa? (legit or HE's). Angela, what are her rates?

Exactly.

Let us know how it works for you.

[QUOTE=Fubar57;2912835]I'd really like to hear how that call to the cops goes down. "Yes, officer, I was making this visit to a provider and she gave me poor service and had a guy hidden in her room. Would you go arrest them please. ".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Backlash3906;2912307]Transwomen are women.[/QUOTE]If you believe trannys are women then you're in the wrong place. To each his / her own but this forum is about real, natural women.

I actually scored a Groupon for 1843, for $39 for an hour of "Chinese massage" so I figured I'd check it out. I haven't been to an AMP since two jobs ago when I used to frequent some AMPs in Waterbury and Danbury, Ct. These places had the young, pretty, scantly clad, hot Asians that appear on the phony BP posts, and for $100 tip, everything goes. It's been 8 years since those travels and I understand that Connecticut has cracked down on those places, and gotten rid of heaven on earth. Anyway, so outfitted with my $39 Groupon I figured I'd give 'er a whirl. I called for an appointment and told the mamasan that I had a Groupon. When I arrived she greeted me at the door and took me into a room with a drape for a door. I did walk by one young Asian sitting in a room reading a book and waiting for customers. She was dressed conservatively and though I didn't see her face, would guess that she was of OK looks. Back to mamasan. So she drops me off in the room and tells me to get ready and she walks out. So I got totally nude, left my underwear showing on the chair so she knew I was nude, climbed on the table and placed the towel on the table over my butt. I felt a little weird to be stark naked when she came back in as I didn't know what to expect. It was the mamasan that came back in. She moved the towel down to expose 1/2 my butt and began to do an OK massage including 1/2 of the butt. When she did her karate chop move and this fist punch move, I had all I could do not to laugh. Really, I could see why they require licensing for these joints. The comparison of this massage from a professional, licensed masseuse was light years difference. However, I was hoping for more. Anyway, during the legs portion she'd ever-so-barely touch my nuts and I made sure she had viewing of my head down there. She eventually took the entire towel off and was giving me full length body massages which was cool. Then she asked me to flip and I did, stark naked and with my flag at full-mast. She started to massage that particular area and brushed directly over my entire package. She asked me if this was my 1st or 2nd time there, and I made the mistake of saying my 1st. She then ushered me to finish myself, while I OTC grabbed whatever I wanted. OK, so she's about 45, not really good looking but not bad looking. She had everything packed up tightly under her clothes. I'm 52 so, hey, my acceptable range of women is quite wide these days. Anyway, I gave her a $25 tip and would try this place again with another Groupon, and proudly announce on my returning visit that I am a veteran customer. Anyway, I was actually surprised to get anything extra, but then again I've never been to an AMP and just gotten a massage.

Had my second massage from Summer a few days ago. Good lord! Some posts say subsequent visits are better than the first visit. Those posts are spot on.

Got a hold of her last minute, and had a very tight window. She moved some things around, called me back and informed me she was able to accommodate. Nice touch to help out a repeat customer! .8 for 45 min.

As far as the time spent - Let's just say she we talked about things I like during the first massage, and at the end of the second massage she more than accommodated them.

Oh, and yes I parked in the garage. And my visit was so good and I was so totally flustered at the end, I almost backed out of the garage without opening the garage door. Yes. THAT kind of good.Definitely will repeat.

FYI: I fixed the switch. But thanks for keeping me laughing all weekend while I Finished the Neu Room. I've been literally lmao. You guys are Great!

This is what this is about, Finding people we click with and Enjoy!! Ty!

[QUOTE=Snood273;2915900]Had my second massage from Summer a few days ago. Good lord! Some posts say subsequent visits are better than the first visit. Those posts are spot on.

Got a hold of her last minute, and had a very tight window. She moved some things around, called me back and informed me she was able to accommodate. Nice touch to help out a repeat customer! .8 for 45 min.

As far as the time spent - Let's just say she we talked about things I like during the first massage, and at the end of the second massage she more than accommodated them.

Oh, and yes I parked in the garage. And my visit was so good and I was so totally flustered at the end, I almost backed out of the garage without opening the garage door. Yes. THAT kind of good.Definitely will repeat.[/QUOTE]

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Kira definitely has nothing to worry about in the customer service department, I find her to be incredibly sexy and engaging and she has a way of making you feel like you're with a friend you've known forever.

[QUOTE=PrJoe;2918605]Kira definitely has nothing to worry about in the customer service department, I find her to be incredibly sexy and engaging and she has a way of making you feel like you're with a friend you've known forever.[/QUOTE]Thanks joe, you are a doll. Lets play some strip poker next time (altho I have a feeling you will win, LOL).

I'm heading out of town, be back in 2 weeks, where I will comment on the stuff I missed. Will miss you all. Have fun, happy humping!

Back where it belongs. LOL

[QUOTE=Snood273;2915900]Had my second massage from Summer a few days ago. Good lord! Some posts say subsequent visits are better than the first visit. Those posts are spot on.

Got a hold of her last minute, and had a very tight window. She moved some things around, called me back and informed me she was able to accommodate. Nice touch to help out a repeat customer! .8 for 45 min.

As far as the time spent - Let's just say she we talked about things I like during the first massage, and at the end of the second massage she more than accommodated them.

Oh, and yes I parked in the garage. And my visit was so good and I was so totally flustered at the end, I almost backed out of the garage without opening the garage door. Yes. THAT kind of good.Definitely will repeat.[/QUOTE].

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Fuller rd Saturday was a gooden. Tracy, ard 30, nice b's. Took the hr, standard rates but got double the pleasure, one early one late. . 6 house. 6 tip, no haggle. Would recommend since the previous haggle concerns seem a thin of the past.

First review and first time ever today. I have lurked this board for a long time and finally decided to pull the trigger. I went to 1234 today and did the half hour massage for. 45 and HE for. 55, no tip. I had Lucy who, in my amateur opinion, gave a good massage. With 10 minutes left she turned me over and started subtly brushing my guy and I asked for the extra service. It was good in the beginning but eventually rushed. I got what I came for, but I am not sure if I would go again. Not sure if this is the typical vibe, but this place looked like a sting op waiting to happen. Darkly lit, place looked like hell, I was quickly brought to my table and rushed out. I also wish I got the choice of a better looking, younger woman. Overall I am not sure how I feel about it, but I am not ruling out going back. Sorry if this is a butchered review.

[QUOTE=Bluechips;2930423]First review and first time ever today. I have lurked this board for a long time and finally decided to pull the trigger. I went to 1234 today and did the half hour massage for. 45 and HE for. 55, no tip. I had Lucy who, in my amateur opinion, gave a good massage. With 10 minutes left she turned me over and started subtly brushing my guy and I asked for the extra service. It was good in the beginning but eventually rushed. I got what I came for, but I am not sure if I would go again. Not sure if this is the typical vibe, but this place looked like a sting op waiting to happen. Darkly lit, place looked like hell, I was quickly brought to my table and rushed out. I also wish I got the choice of a better looking, younger woman. Overall I am not sure how I feel about it, but I am not ruling out going back. Sorry if this is a butchered review.[/QUOTE]Not a bad first review. Welcome aboard! One question, are you saying that you paid. 45 for the massage and another. 55 for the happy ending like it sounds? If so, that. 55 is considered to be the "tip".

I was looking for a massage so I decided to go with Tiffany a few weeks ago and the service level was not there.

Paid for HH and I told her that I want a massage and she looked at me like I invented the word.

I guess she was thinking I was there for something else but I was looking for nothing else other than massage + HE.

She told me to lay down to the bed and started to move her hands in my back and a little in my legs, after 5 minutes she told me to flip.

Well, what the heck, I felt this was not going well anyway so I flipped. She started the strokes and after a few minutes she said "Well, now I know why the guys are so strong because they can keep do in it and now I am tired".

She told me to finish myself and I leave shortly after that.

Her appearance was all beat up, she mentioned that she fell on the stairs, too bad that from where I was looking at and yes she has bruises in her body, she seems she felt on needles in her arms too.

Her attitude was "I do not care if you come back, the joke is on you for being here".

She is not advertising in BP massage anymore so you could try for something else but I do not recommend.

So guys, there you have it.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tgif-lookin-for-a-goodtime/21042588[/URL]

Strike one.

Again a few weeks ago.

I checked BP again and this time I decided to go more professional so I called and checked the 1234 place.

It is an ok area, the grass outside was somewhat tall and the place was not been taken care of for quite sometime.

Anyway, I was there and CiCi was my provider. Her English was not the best but at least she understood medium massage. The massage itself was good but I have to write, the ending was sad. With the same force she pushed in my back, she pushed Junior inside my body! And after a while I took her hand out and told her no more.

She continued the massage in the head and ears and after the hour I left.

Strike two.

I continued with my adventures and I the third time is the charm. I have a good dream with Summer and quite frankly it was one of the best dream. She gave one of the best massage I ever experienced, yes there is HE involved but the attention and the involvement and not caring about the time makes the experience a memorable one.

She chats with you and creates a good rapport, then when you are immerse in the massage, she goes silence so you can fully enjoy it. I did not want my time to end. So when time permits, I will continue dreaming about this gem.

She is so good with those nails! 'nuff said.

I had an awesome visit with Summer this afternoon. Finally got her correct phone number and arranged a time to get a long overdue massage, and what a message it was! Summer absolutely knows what she is doing and as others have stated, she is a pleasure to talk to and really, really enjoys what she is doing. If you need a little respite from daily life. Make the call! It's absolutely worth it and I will repeat!

[QUOTE=StressRelief;2931357]I had an awesome visit with Summer this afternoon. Finally got her correct phone number and arranged a time to get a long overdue massage, and what a message it was! Summer absolutely knows what she is doing and as others have stated, she is a pleasure to talk to and really, really enjoys what she is doing. If you need a little respite from daily life. Make the call! It's absolutely worth it and I will repeat![/QUOTE]I have been trying to reach Summer. She sent me a ni=umber to contact her, but my text was returned with an error message.

Summer, if you read this please check your PM's.

If any senior members have any better info for me. Please know it is it is in very reliable hands.

THANKS.

Have fun and be safe.

I really love the comerodity between members here. You all are much more educated then the way I remember my friends to be. There's almost an unspoken language between us all and I love that you all welcomed me to be a part of it. You guys rule. LOL. Having trouble posting my right number. HOPEFULLY I'll get an answer soon as to why my password won't be accepted. Just saying) Enjoy your weekend everyone. I'm around.

Crazy special for Active Military and Vets on Monday. . pm for details. Monday.

Have fun!

Be safe!

[QUOTE=CrazyOld;2931518]I have been trying to reach Summer. She sent me a ni=umber to contact her, but my text was returned with an error message.

Summer, if you read this please check your PM's.

If any senior members have any better info for me. Please know it is it is in very reliable hands.

THANKS.

Have fun and be safe.[/QUOTE]

Visited my favorite AMP the other day and was greeted at the door by Wendy. Although I have been there many times I never had the pleasure of meeting her. We recognized each other so after she greeted me with a peck on the cheek I had a feeling we were going to have fun. Wendy is in her 40's if I had to guess. Attractive enough for sure. After I gave here the $60 door fee she came back in and kissed my ass cheek before she started. Now I KNEW we were going to have fun! She gave me a very strong massage like I asked. She gives a damn good one too. There was plenty of ass and ball sack teasing as I lay face down in total bliss. I was feeling her body through out the massage and tried to get in her pants. She just giggled and said-later. On the flip I immediately started taking off her pants and I stood up. I made her lay down on the table and went to town on her perfectly trimmed absolutely beautiful Asian vagina. I tongued and munched her pussy like a hungry bear out of hibernation. After a bit she started to buck and quiver. For a second there I thought she was having a seizure!! After she was finished she had me lay down and started stroking my fully erect cock. She started going fast but I slowed her down. She did this really slow sexy hand job technique. It was awesome. She had me shooting my baby batter in no time!! She then cleaned me up with a hot towel and started massaging my feet. Then started to move to my face and hair and I intercepted her hand and put it on my cock. Yup--round 2. Just a great time. Can't wait to go back.

Reviews are so good on both ladies I can't decide who to see first. Thanks for the great advice!

The weather must have everyone thinking of "Summer", because her mail box is full!

Tried to reply to you message sweety and it would not send.

Stay cool!

[QUOTE=Summer102;2932088]I really love the comerodity between members here. You all are much more educated then the way I remember my friends to be. There's almost an unspoken language between us all and I love that you all welcomed me to be a part of it. You guys rule. LOL. Having trouble posting my right number. HOPEFULLY I'll get an answer soon as to why my password won't be accepted. Just saying) Enjoy your weekend everyone. I'm around.

Crazy special for Active Military and Vets on Monday. . pm for details. Monday.

Have fun!

Be safe![/QUOTE]

I went to Uspa yesterday. Actually I asked for wendy as I have seen double time review here. However not even HE she did provide me. I would say massage was good but she is new girl and don't provide anything. Just tipped a 20 for good massage and came back with out a HE. I am not sure how does this happened to me. Does anybody vistied Uspa recently and had any luck other than the review here.

[QUOTE=SePuede;2930897]I was looking for a massage so I decided to go with Tiffany a few weeks ago and the service level was not there.

Paid for HH and I told her that I want a massage and she looked at me like I invented the word.

I guess she was thinking I was there for something else but I was looking for nothing else other than massage + HE.

She told me to lay down to the bed and started to move her hands in my back and a little in my legs, after 5 minutes she told me to flip.

Well, what the heck, I felt this was not going well anyway so I flipped. She started the strokes and after a few minutes she said "Well, now I know why the guys are so strong because they can keep do in it and now I am tired".

She told me to finish myself and I leave shortly after that.

Her appearance was all beat up, she mentioned that she fell on the stairs, too bad that from where I was looking at and yes she has bruises in her body, she seems she felt on needles in her arms too.

Her attitude was "I do not care if you come back, the joke is on you for being here".

She is not advertising in BP massage anymore so you could try for something else but I do not recommend.

So guys, there you have it.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tgif-lookin-for-a-goodtime/21042588[/URL]

Strike one.[/QUOTE]Go with the tried & true and you won't be disappointed.

[QUOTE=Claimer;2934071]I went to Uspa yesterday. Actually I asked for wendy as I have seen double time review here. However not even HE she did provide me. I would say massage was good but she is new girl and don't provide anything. Just tipped a 20 for good massage and came back with out a HE. I am not sure how does this happened to me. Does anybody vistied Uspa recently and had any luck other than the review here.[/QUOTE]My last visit went the same way. Hell of a massage, no ending.

[QUOTE=SePuede;2930897]I was looking for a massage so I decided to go with Tiffany a few weeks ago and the service level was not there.

Paid for HH and I told her that I want a massage and she looked at me like I invented the word.

I guess she was thinking I was there for something else but I was looking for nothing else other than massage + HE.

She told me to lay down to the bed and started to move her hands in my back and a little in my legs, after 5 minutes she told me to flip.

Well, what the heck, I felt this was not going well anyway so I flipped. She started the strokes and after a few minutes she said "Well, now I know why the guys are so strong because they can keep do in it and now I am tired".

She told me to finish myself and I leave shortly after that.

Her appearance was all beat up, she mentioned that she fell on the stairs, too bad that from where I was looking at and yes she has bruises in her body, she seems she felt on needles in her arms too.

Her attitude was "I do not care if you come back, the joke is on you for being here".

She is not advertising in BP massage anymore so you could try for something else but I do not recommend.

So guys, there you have it.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tgif-lookin-for-a-goodtime/21042588[/URL]

Strike one.[/QUOTE]Looking at her pictures in the ad would have told me not to bother. Y'all must be a "glass half full" type.

I've been seeing Tia's ads on BP and was wondering if any of you have tried her out. Here's one of her posts.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/may30th916pmstill-availabletia-here-to-rub-you-all-over/20865010[/URL]

If no response, I'll TOFTT and let you all know.

[QUOTE=Koii322;2936018]I've been seeing Tia's ads on BP and was wondering if any of you have tried her out. Here's one of her posts.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/may30th916pmstill-availabletia-here-to-rub-you-all-over/20865010[/URL]

If no response, I'll TOFTT and let you all know.[/QUOTE]I tried Tried the girl in the pics a few months ago when she went by the name Tiffany. Not the read head in Stacys crew. It was an ok vissit. Price was reasonable. I only stayed for a short stay and will repeat again for longer definitely the girl in pics.

And she cuaght my attention. Anyone seen her or know of anything?

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/incall-or-out-2u-im-natalie-a-special-woman-because-im-eager-to-please-and-make-you-very-happy/21292176[/URL]