Anyone under 30 work there? The 50+ year old chunky therapist was friendly, but it would be nice to relax with someone more fit who won't qualify for an aarp card until 2038.
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Anyone under 30 work there? The 50+ year old chunky therapist was friendly, but it would be nice to relax with someone more fit who won't qualify for an aarp card until 2038.
[QUOTE=RaoulDuke;3705542]Anyone under 30 work there? The 50+ year old chunky therapist was friendly, but it would be nice to relax with someone more fit who won't qualify for an aarp card until 2038.[/QUOTE]I've been there few time a few months ago, not sure, maybe late summer or early fall and didn't see any one under 30. That was the reason I've never visited them again.
I'm rarely in this area and don't follow the boards at all, didn't know where to go, so I tried Vital on Oakton.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/1517-e-oakton-st-des-plaines-il-847-797-4760/81027387[/URL]
If I was smart, I would have looked on this board first for reviews. Didn't. That was Mistake #1.
I think three Asian women were working, saw two of them, both of them extremely cute, in my opinion pretty hot, and impeccably dressed with perfect makeup, perfect hair.
Drew Linda. While paying at the front desk I made Mistake #2. She asked right then if I wanted medium or hard, I could barely understand her, and I said something stupid like "Hard, I guess". I didn't realize she was asking, in order to stick me with an upcharge for "deep tissue'. So she vacuumed up an excess $5 or $10 that was collecting dust in my wallet, right there at the front desk.
Back in the room, she gave me like the world's longest over-the-towel massage. Most places rub you through the towel for a while at the start, then break out the oil. I think she was practicing for the Olympic event "longest thru-the-towel massage". I really did think after a while that the entire massage was strictly through the towel. It was bizarre. Towards the end of that, she didn't ask, took a shot at breaking my spine with her unskilled "walking on back" thing. Ugh.
Then the world's quickest back massage with oil. Then, right after the flip, which was like 57 minutes into the one hour, she started with the very light touch teasing thing, which I normally love. Once she got me totally in the mood and totally convinced she was going to be fun, she pulled did the "You want more time?" maneuver. Which normally I don't fall for, but she was super hot and I was thinking with the wrong head. Worse yet, right after that, she paused the massage, turned on the lights, so I would pay for the extra thirty minutes. And it was forty, not thirty, for the additional half hour. Grrr. I think we are now up to $105 or $110 (pre-tip), for a not so good 90 minute massage.
What ensued after was simply a thirty minute Asian Blue Ball Festival. She was was a relentless tease.
So my monger wallet was pretty effectively siphoned off, without a particularly good massage or good extras. Pissed off at myself.
If you want to pay just to be in a room with a very pretty well dressed Asian woman, and get blue balls, by all means, go to Vital Health Spa.
Hasn't happened to me in a while.
I visited Asiana and had a 1 hour session with June. She remembered me from when I used to live in the area so I had no issues. I used to see Summer when I lived in the area so I was surprised that June remembered me. I asked if she was open to multiple HE and she was so started off the massage with one. Massage was great as usual. Flipped again and completed second HE. Tipped. 6 and she seemed happy. She said next time I should do a 4 hand with her and Summer. Definitely will if I'm near the area again.
In the mood for an Asian today. Need to decide on Yun, Exercise, or New Life. Haven't been to Yun in a while but used to be good.
Looking for FS.
[QUOTE=IrishOne9611;3752176]In the mood for an Asian today. Need to decide on Yun, Exercise, or New Life. Haven't been to Yun in a while but used to be good.
Looking for FS.[/QUOTE]All three options suck. Check out asian apartments.
[QUOTE=IrishOne9611;3752176]In the mood for an Asian today. Need to decide on Yun, Exercise, or New Life. Haven't been to Yun in a while but used to be good.
Looking for FS.[/QUOTE]I'd consider Yun as a last resort. Exercise would be choice number 1. Please don't forget to report. Enjoy.
[QUOTE=Walker333;3752773]I'd consider Yun as a last resort. Exercise would be choice number 1. Please don't forget to report. Enjoy.[/QUOTE]Tried Oakton but both summer and June were busy so I went to Newe Life have not been there for a few years. Had an ok table shower with some teasing.
Then I the room said I wanted a lite touch had some ok teasing then after 10 minutes I turned over asked her to remove her top and got a standard finish.
Got cleaned up and finished massage and tipped the standard and left. Nothing special oh she wasn't too old as I remembered most being at this place.
Maybe late 30's.
[QUOTE=Elmwoood;3753442]Tried Oakton but both summer and June were busy so I went to Newe Life have not been there for a few years. Had an ok table shower with some teasing.
Then I the room said I wanted a lite touch had some ok teasing then after 10 minutes I turned over asked her to remove her top and got a standard finish.
Got cleaned up and finished massage and tipped the standard and left. Nothing special oh she wasn't too old as I remembered most being at this place.
Maybe late 30's.[/QUOTE]It must have been late afternoon, otherwise they should not be busy. Well, it's good to know that the old ladies brought some fresh flesh there.
[QUOTE=IrishOne9611;3752176]In the mood for an Asian today. Need to decide on Yun, Exercise, or New Life. Haven't been to Yun in a while but used to be good.
Looking for FS.[/QUOTE]Been to Yun twice in the last month. First time standard end for $80 on top of the hourly, last time got FS for free but did tip anyways afterwards because it was worth it.
[QUOTE=Aud12;3775286]Been to Yun twice in the last month. First time standard end for $80 on top of the hourly, last time got FS for free but did tip anyways afterwards because it was worth it.[/QUOTE]Did Yun a few weeks ago since parking lot at exercise was full. Got a nice CBJ and a nice tableshower. Tipped a bit extra cause of the table showwer play and I enjoyed it.
H 80.
Tip $ 1.
[QUOTE=Walker333;3753678]It must have been late afternoon, otherwise they should not be busy. Well, it's good to know that the old ladies brought some fresh flesh there.[/QUOTE]I kept reading Oakton where? Been both to Yun and excerise. Can you PM me for Oakton?
[QUOTE=Villa1028;3777664]I kept reading Oakton where? Been both to Yun and excerise. Can you PM me for Oakton?[/QUOTE]Try using the search function on the top right of the page. You should find plenty of results.
Made a visit to Asianna last week and June was the only MT working. No problem. I've seen both June and Summer a handful of times and always leave with a smile on my face. This is a place that a little rapport is a must. Once you've been there a few times and you've earned their trust, you will always be a friend of the shop. My current visit was no different. Excellent massage followed by a heavy dose of light teasing on the back side, then a slow and deliberate finish. That's what keeps me coming back. For those that haven't figured out the location. It's on Oakton, directly across the street from the train car and just west of the expressway. Good luck.
[QUOTE=Beast42;3785734]Made a visit to Asianna last week and June was the only MT working. No problem. I've seen both June and Summer a handful of times and always leave with a smile on my face. This is a place that a little rapport is a must. Once you've been there a few times and you've earned their trust, you will always be a friend of the shop. My current visit was no different. Excellent massage followed by a heavy dose of light teasing on the back side, then a slow and deliberate finish. That's what keeps me coming back. For those that haven't figured out the location. It's on Oakton, directly across the street from the train car and just west of the expressway. Good luck.[/QUOTE]There is almost always (especially in the afternoon) a problem with the parking. Speaking about the mts there, S, for those who likes her stile. , she looks like a boy, quiet and reserved, doesn't like to be touched. Her massage is professional, but not hard, not deep. J I'd find as a usual amt. Stay safe.
Been wanting to try Yun because seemed like a cheaper option than exercise with FS still a possibility. First impression was that it was more run down. Got to the room and greeted by a semi-cute older MT. Said her name was May. Elected the hour and paid .8. Table shower was just ok. Sauna noticeably hotter than exercise, which I liked, but it had seen better days. Back to the room with my MILF MT. Gave me a lackluster 20 min massage and spent half the time walking on my back. Then she leans in and asks me if I want it all, well of course I do. She excused herself and comes back with a Jimmy hat and loses her dress. Couldn't believe she was hiding that saggy gut under that dress the whole time, wow. No problem tho, I knew she wasn't a beauty queen from the beginning. Talent much hotter at exercise, obviously. She hopes on the table and gives me a nice CBJ, after 5 min she gives me the nod that she's ready to go and I tell her to assume the k9 position. Super nice tight kitty. Enjoyed pounding her with what seemed to be some genuine enjoyment on her end. Popped in the bag and relaxed on the table and she cleaned me up.
This is what left a bad taste in my mouth. After we were done I peeled off another. 8 and hand it to her. She says oh no baby, its 120. I immediately think to myself that it's totally not worth it. I'd take a hh at exercise with a longer massage and 1. 2 with a hot young chick any day over that. At the end of the day, I got what I came for. It would be a nice deal if you could get in for 60 and a .8 tip. But at those prices there's better down the street. IMHO anyway.
They should have the 30 min option. I don't think you ever get a full 60 min there. Maybe the sign says 45 for the hour, can't remember.
[QUOTE=SmashBox1;3786463]Been wanting to try Yun because seemed like a cheaper option than exercise with FS still a possibility. First impression was that it was more run down. Got to the room and greeted by a semi-cute older MT. Said her name was May. Elected the hour and paid .8. Table shower was just ok. Sauna noticeably hotter than exercise, which I liked, but it had seen better days. Back to the room with my MILF MT. Gave me a lackluster 20 min massage and spent half the time walking on my back. Then she leans in and asks me if I want it all, well of course I do. She excused herself and comes back with a Jimmy hat and loses her dress. Couldn't believe she was hiding that saggy gut under that dress the whole time, wow. No problem tho, I knew she wasn't a beauty queen from the beginning. Talent much hotter at exercise, obviously. She hopes on the table and gives me a nice CBJ, after 5 min she gives me the nod that she's ready to go and I tell her to assume the k9 position. Super nice tight kitty. Enjoyed pounding her with what seemed to be some genuine enjoyment on her end. Popped in the bag and relaxed on the table and she cleaned me up.
This is what left a bad taste in my mouth. After we were done I peeled off another. 8 and hand it to her. She says oh no baby, its 120. I immediately think to myself that it's totally not worth it. I'd take a hh at exercise with a longer massage and 1. 2 with a hot young chick any day over that. At the end of the day, I got what I came for. It would be a nice deal if you could get in for 60 and a .8 tip. But at those prices there's better down the street. IMHO anyway.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SmashBox1;3786463]Been wanting to try Yun because seemed like a cheaper option than exercise with FS still a possibility. First impression was that it was more run down. Got to the room and greeted by a semi-cute older MT. Said her name was May. Elected the hour and paid .8. Table shower was just ok. Sauna noticeably hotter than exercise, which I liked, but it had seen better days. Back to the room with my MILF MT. Gave me a lackluster 20 min massage and spent half the time walking on my back. Then she leans in and asks me if I want it all, well of course I do. She excused herself and comes back with a Jimmy hat and loses her dress. Couldn't believe she was hiding that saggy gut under that dress the whole time, wow. No problem tho, I knew she wasn't a beauty queen from the beginning. Talent much hotter at exercise, obviously. She hopes on the table and gives me a nice CBJ, after 5 min she gives me the nod that she's ready to go and I tell her to assume the k9 position. Super nice tight kitty. Enjoyed pounding her with what seemed to be some genuine enjoyment on her end. Popped in the bag and relaxed on the table and she cleaned me up.
This is what left a bad taste in my mouth. After we were done I peeled off another. 8 and hand it to her. She says oh no baby, its 120. I immediately think to myself that it's totally not worth it. I'd take a hh at exercise with a longer massage and 1. 2 with a hot young chick any day over that. At the end of the day, I got what I came for. It would be a nice deal if you could get in for 60 and a .8 tip. But at those prices there's better down the street. IMHO anyway.[/QUOTE]The standard donation for FS there is $, sometimes they ask for 1. 2, depending on the loveliness of the provider, but. 8 doesn't exist for a long time. Actually, the total of $$ for L3 isn't that bad. Stay safe Man.
[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3787051]They should have the 30 min option. I don't think you ever get a full 60 min there. Maybe the sign says 45 for the hour, can't remember.[/QUOTE]80 for 1 hour has been there for at least 2-3 years. It's definitely wiser, from the financial stand point, to opt for hh, but, IMHO, the girls might not like hh. FS option, especially, if it's a very first visit.
[QUOTE=Walker333;3787091]80 for 1 hour has been there for at least 2-3 years. It's definitely wiser, from the financial stand point, to opt for hh, but, IMHO, the girls might not like hh. FS option, especially, if it's a very first visit.[/QUOTE]I haven't been to Yun, or Exercise for that matter. If you take the hour (always my preference), do you actually get an hour? I am annoyed when I get kicked out after forty minutes, when I'm paying for an hour.
[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3787051]They should have the 30 min option. I don't think you ever get a full 60 min there. Maybe the sign says 45 for the hour, can't remember.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AddictedToAmp;3787098]I haven't been to Yun, or Exercise for that matter. If you take the hour (always my preference), do you actually get an hour? I am annoyed when I get kicked out after forty minutes, when I'm paying for an hour.[/QUOTE]I think that my record time for the longest visit at a Korean Spa is 46 minutes. LOL. I think that an American hour is different from a Korean hour. LOL. SaintChuck.
Recently in the Mt Propect area and in the need for a massage. I figured the old standby, China Massage on NWH would be good enough. On Craigs, they now advertise as Massa, but the sign on the window is still China. So what changed?
At the door, 40+ yo MT lets me and takes my same old money. Last time I was hear was in the fall, so I wasn't surprised I didn't know her. I was actually expecting one of the standby grandmas to step in.
40 yo gave me a massage that was mostly rub, rub, rub over and over again. It was just OK. On the flip, she immediately asks "No trouble?" I assure her with words and hands there is no trouble. She holds up six fingers. Uh. Well, that's different, because the grandmas never asked me for a thing and were always happy with what I left them. Moving on, she treated me like a shaker weight, not gentle at all. I ask her to slow down, maybe relax the GI Joe, Kung Fu grip a bit. She doesn't follow instructions very well. She was working so hard she's actually grunting. One thing hadn't changed. They still leave the door open.
On the way out, she's talking to another MT who was a lot better looking, dressed in a skirt and heading out the door. I'm out about 15 seconds after her. Of course being in their dark rooms I am immediately blinded by the sunlight, and I'm blinking like an owl back to my car. When I get to it I did a you turn and saw the MT. She was sitting in her car parked on NWH. Nice looking. Wish I'd had her.
So I think with the name change came a change in the staff, some for better and some for worse.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3787297]I think that my record time for the longest visit at a Korean Spa is 46 minutes. LOL. I think that an American hour is different from a Korean hour. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]My one visit to PT I had to wait 20-30 minutes. Angel bounces into the room like a force of nature. I didn't know what I was in for. 90 minutes later she walks me out. The MT next door gives her a deep bow of respect. $2. OTD. Nothing has ever come close.
Was in the mood so I wanted to get some Exercise.
Had not been for a long time so figured couldn't hurt to check in. Mimi was special and took great care of me. Lackluster massage and then TS some sauna and back to the room. Asked me if I wanted everything and we went at it. No mention of money or anything. She had a banging bod, great nips and smooth skin. Would say 25. Probably the hottest AMP provider I have ever had. I want to go back really soon.
[QUOTE=IrishOne9611;3795441]Was in the mood so I wanted to get some Exercise.
Had not been for a long time so figured couldn't hurt to check in. Mimi was special and took great care of me. Lackluster massage and then TS some sauna and back to the room. Asked me if I wanted everything and we went at it. No mention of money or anything. She had a banging bod, great nips and smooth skin. Would say 25. Probably the hottest AMP provider I have ever had. I want to go back really soon.[/QUOTE]I think I've seen her and had similar experience, although she gave me a different name, it sounded more like Cherry or something similar. It was overall a nice experience, nothing unique, but solid. Good luck.
Any one have the number to asiana. Pm me.
OMG. Went last week and got leah. She was spacey. She's 31, nice rack and nice ass. Shower was good but massage was non existent. She left to go get her phone and spent the time watching music videos as she gave the "massage" as she didn't like the house music.
Does anyone have her number? I lost it.
Returning from a surprisingly good trip to Exercise. Drew Jorie, a sweet girl with a bangin bod and a pretty face. Beautiful set of perky sweater kittens, so she's probably about as old as she looks (20's). Plenty of teasing in the table shower and one of the better massages I've had. I requested a French finish and she blew me away. She showed off her skills while having me sit, then stand, and finally saying "fuck my mouth. " Didn't take long to finish from there. Highly recommend her.
Really missed you guys and the reports. Glad we're back online.
So had my car worked on last week right across from Summer & June. Went and picked it up last Friday and swung by for a session. Saw Summer and she hasn't changed. Really good massage and superb level 1. Really slow and enjoyable. However, I was shorted 15 minutes. I typically look at the clock on the wall right before I hop on the table. I didn't say anything as I left a standard tip, gave her a hug, and left.
Not sure if this happened to anyone else?
Forgot to mention in my post below, today started as a trip to Asiana but I had trouble finding the location. I went to the address listed on a competing review site. While it was a nondescript building as referenced in previous reports, there were multiple doors with the same address number and a couple of them certainly did not look like an AMP entrance. Do I have bad location info?
[QUOTE=TheHedgeHog;3809964]Really missed you guys and the reports. Glad we're back online.
So had my car worked on last week right across from Summer & June. Went and picked it up last Friday and swung by for a session. Saw Summer and she hasn't changed. Really good massage and superb level 1. Really slow and enjoyable. However, I was shorted 15 minutes. I typically look at the clock on the wall right before I hop on the table. I didn't say anything as I left a standard tip, gave her a hug, and left.
Not sure if this happened to anyone else?[/QUOTE]Yes, it has, more than once, and that's the reason I stopped going there as often as I used to.
[QUOTE=PapaSmurf;3809873]Returning from a surprisingly good trip to Exercise. Drew Jorie, a sweet girl with a bangin bod and a pretty face. Beautiful set of perky sweater kittens, so she's probably about as old as she looks (20's). Plenty of teasing in the table shower and one of the better massages I've had. I requested a French finish and she blew me away. She showed off her skills while having me sit, then stand, and finally saying "fuck my mouth. " Didn't take long to finish from there. Highly recommend her.[/QUOTE]I've experienced all sort of things there, but certainly had never had a good, real massage. But we are not going there to get massages, are we?
I guess I've just known where it is for so long, I never thought about it, but it sounds like you were at the right place. If you go in the front entrance that faces Oakton, you can't miss it.
[QUOTE=PapaSmurf;3810224]Forgot to mention in my post below, today started as a trip to Asiana but I had trouble finding the location. I went to the address listed on a competing review site. While it was a nondescript building as referenced in previous reports, there were multiple doors with the same address number and a couple of them certainly did not look like an AMP entrance. Do I have bad location info?[/QUOTE]
Its been a while, but the building is sort of a duplex, facing Oakton. Heading east from the McDonalds, go under the expressway, then about a 1/4 mile I think. The MP is the door on the left. Last time I was there, over three years ago, the girl was asking me questions about how to invest her money, tax deferred. I've actually had more than a couple such conversations. Once they hear I'm a money guy they start asking for investment advice. It's pretty funny.
Bob.
[QUOTE=Gooch;3811739]I guess I've just known where it is for so long, I never thought about it, but it sounds like you were at the right place. If you go in the front entrance that faces Oakton, you can't miss it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PapaSmurf;3809873]Returning from a surprisingly good trip to Exercise. Drew Jorie, a sweet girl with a bangin bod and a pretty face. Beautiful set of perky sweater kittens, so she's probably about as old as she looks (20's). Plenty of teasing in the table shower and one of the better massages I've had. I requested a French finish and she blew me away. She showed off her skills while having me sit, then stand, and finally saying "fuck my mouth. " Didn't take long to finish from there. Highly recommend her.[/QUOTE]Hey guys I haven't made it over here yet. Sounds like a worthwhile trip.
Anyone help explain the menu options and tipping etiquette?
Thanks in advance fellas. Once I go you can count on a solid report.
[QUOTE=Mongger;3815105]Hey guys I haven't made it over here yet. Sounds like a worthwhile trip.
Anyone help explain the menu options and tipping etiquette?
Thanks in advance fellas. Once I go you can count on a solid report.[/QUOTE]I haven't been to Exercise in years and was never at Sky 1 Spa. It sounds like from what I read in the past the old Sky 1 Spa business model is used here now. They were known for sky high prices, but better looking women- so that's the trade off from other AMPs which are nearby. Massages were more relaxing than therapeutic and you will probably get shorted on time. Standard ending is available as well as others. I'd be careful about getting more than a standard ending at any AMP. I've read on here that other AMP's seem to like to save money by re-using some items which would make them...not very sanitary. If you do some research on here- you'll probably get a general idea of what you should tip. They're too expensive imo, but to each their own. Good luck!
[QUOTE=Mongger;3815105]Hey guys I haven't made it over here yet. Sounds like a worthwhile trip.
Anyone help explain the menu options and tipping etiquette?
Thanks in advance fellas. Once I go you can count on a solid report.[/QUOTE]A typical F. S. Korean place, whistle 100, F. S. 120 (80 at the door) usually a nominal or non existing massage, 45 min max when paid for one hour.
[QUOTE=Kellster;3816057]I haven't been to Exercise in years and was never at Sky 1 Spa. It sounds like from what I read in the past the old Sky 1 Spa business model is used here now. They were known for sky high prices, but better looking women- so that's the trade off from other AMPs which are nearby. Massages were more relaxing than therapeutic and you will probably get shorted on time. Standard ending is available as well as others. I'd be careful about getting more than a standard ending at any AMP. I've read on here that other AMP's seem to like to save money by re-using some items which would make them...not very sanitary. If you do some research on here- you'll probably get a general idea of what you should tip. They're too expensive imo, but to each their own. Good luck![/QUOTE]I always come prepared with everything I would need. Sometimes they are a bit surprised but have not been turned down on using my own. With some, I have noticed they tend to get a bit more relaxed and are not as tense.
[QUOTE=Walker333;3816275]A typical F. S. Korean place, whistle 100, F. S. 120 (80 at the door) usually a nominal or non existing massage, 45 min max when paid for one hour.[/QUOTE]Is the whistle done BBBJ or covered?
Is the talent good looking?
Thanks,
M.