Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;4846310]I was the stereotypical new guy when I joined the board, asking for tons of info. A long time senior messaged me and said "If you offer twice as many reviews as questions asked the board will get to know you quickly and every door on the site will open. " He was spot on correct.

I haven't posted a whole lot of reviews lately, admittedly. I had a deep, deep UTR for over a year that didn't want her info shared with anyone and for the last couple of months I've been seeing Nikki exclusively. I don't think you all want to see a review of the same provider week after week after week. But I'll still chime in when I think I have some knowledge or advice that is pertinent.

HS.[/QUOTE]I've shared Jameson and Violet to ofg / dfy, then he posted that dirty dog LOL The ones I didn't share was baby bunny and the twins, I saw for over 2 years before almost nobody knew of them, I don't mind sharing so we can all have some fun but if there's some that I don't want to Hey my wallet my fun.

So I do a review then some bastard tells her everything I said, is your cock so fucking small that you have to rat out people on here, this happens way too often to a lot of us and it seriously needs to stop or eventually no one's going to share anything, then what are you going to do Mr Asian married guy, maybe somebody will snitch on you to your wife and that will be your karma, she's over it and I shoved my big fat dick in her leaving my baby batter deep very recently, most of these girls can't keep a secret even from SA so remember that next time you think your gaining something by being a rat.

A couple years ago, I posted that I spotted a great looking SW on Greenfield while driving to my appointment with XXXXXX. A week later, XXXXXX texts me that she is mad as hell because I even mentioned her name on USSG. She said a "friend" had told her about the post and she knew it was me. As a result, she knew my USSG name so she could check on my other posts Eventually we made up and she was my ATF until recently. I guess the friend thought he was scoring some points. Needless to say, my posts have been limited since then.

[QUOTE=EddiesPickle;4872534]So I do a review then some bastard tells her everything I said, is your cock so fucking small that you have to rat out people on here, this happens way too often to a lot of us and it seriously needs to stop or eventually no one's going to share anything, then what are you going to do Mr Asian married guy, maybe somebody will snitch on you to your wife and that will be your karma, she's over it and I shoved my big fat dick in her leaving my baby batter deep very recently, most of these girls can't keep a secret even from SA so remember that next time you think your gaining something by being a rat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EddiesPickle;4872534]So I do a review then some bastard tells her everything I said, is your cock so fucking small that you have to rat out people on here, this happens way too often to a lot of us and it seriously needs to stop or eventually no one's going to share anything, then what are you going to do Mr Asian married guy, maybe somebody will snitch on you to your wife and that will be your karma, she's over it and I shoved my big fat dick in her leaving my baby batter deep very recently, most of these girls can't keep a secret even from SA so remember that next time you think your gaining something by being a rat.[/QUOTE]If the best part of your game is to snitch on a fellow member, you need to switch to being a Reddit poster because you have a VAGINA!!

I have had the same experience several times. My guess is that these are the same guys that are telling women they should be charging more then they are getting. Not the brightest bulbs in the pack!

[QUOTE=Iceman20;4873503]A couple years ago, I posted that I spotted a great looking SW on Greenfield while driving to my appointment with XXXXXX. A week later, XXXXXX texts me that she is mad as hell because I even mentioned her name on USSG. She said a "friend" had told her about the post and she knew it was me. As a result, she knew my USSG name so she could check on my other posts Eventually we made up and she was my ATF until recently. I guess the friend thought he was scoring some points. Needless to say, my posts have been limited since then.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Iceman20;4873503]A couple years ago, I posted that I spotted a great looking SW on Greenfield while driving to my appointment with XXXXXX. A week later, XXXXXX texts me that she is mad as hell because I even mentioned her name on USSG. She said a "friend" had told her about the post and she knew it was me. As a result, she knew my USSG name so she could check on my other posts Eventually we made up and she was my ATF until recently. I guess the friend thought he was scoring some points. Needless to say, my posts have been limited since then.[/QUOTE]And that's why I have not posted for a while until recently, same as you it was alls forgiven, in fact it was like makeup sex it was awesome, I was kind of pushing the envelope and not a peep from her.

[QUOTE=EddiesPickle;4872534]So I do a review then some bastard tells her everything I said, is your cock so fucking small that you have to rat out people on here, this happens way too often to a lot of us and it seriously needs to stop or eventually no one's going to share anything, then what are you going to do Mr Asian married guy, maybe somebody will snitch on you to your wife and that will be your karma, she's over it and I shoved my big fat dick in her leaving my baby batter deep very recently, most of these girls can't keep a secret even from SA so remember that next time you think your gaining something by being a rat.[/QUOTE]I let a buddy of mine fuck my girlfriend (She's an MT at an AMP). He goes to her, "I hear you like to eat ass"! She says, WTF", jacks him off and tells him to GTFO! He comes back to me crying," Your g / f shorted me by 45 minutes and threw me out! No head, no daty, no fucking and no that!! I want my 3 x back" You told her she eats ass? I told you that was confidential and only go 4 a screw" "I know her says. But. ". "But nothing" I said! "You betrayed a trust and now you're out 3 bills! You're lucky you got jacked off!! Serves you right for betraying a trust".

I go back to her place and she tells me," Oh baby1 I miss you! Come fuck my brains out! Your buddy left me high and Dry"! I start pounding the shit out of her and after her "O" she tells me to pull out! "WTF, baby?? I'm ready to blow" "That's right MFer!! You ain't going to be blowing for a long time! You told your shrimp dick, lame buddy I eat ass!! Did you tell him I like golden showers too?! GTFOH" She says!!

A week later I run into her at the grocery store. We exchanged pleasantries and I asked her how I could make it up to her? She said," Well, you can push my cart and put my groceries in the trunk for me". I thought to myself," Shit! I'm getting off light"! She's bending over on the passenger side to rearrange her front seat. Her firm 50 yr old ass bulging from her lycra pants. "Damn baby! You look so fine"! Good! She says, " Now you can kiss my ass"! Gladly. I figured we're going to her home to get it on! "No no", she says. "Right here in the middle of the parking lot" She points to her ass and says, "pucker up" ! Two older ladies say, "That's how a woman supposed to treat her man"! A few seconds later two punks walk by and call me a fagg*t and a pussy!! "Damn, baby! I feel so humiliated"! "Now you know how I felt when your dickhead buddy asked me about DATO"!

I follow her to her place, lug in her groceries and I even put them away for her! I open the door to her bedroom and she's on all fours playing with her favorite vibrator! I rip off my clothes and my cock sprang into mid air!! She yells," Uh Uh! No! You put your pants back on! You're not getting off that light"! She spreads her legs wide and points to her ass. I approach her, unzip my fly unleashing my rod and just before entering her ass she says, "Oh no honey that's the wrong head I want in my ass".

[QUOTE=EddiesPickle;4872534]So I do a review then some bastard tells her everything I said, is your cock so fucking small that you have to rat out people on here, this happens way too often to a lot of us and it seriously needs to stop or eventually no one's going to share anything, then what are you going to do Mr Asian married guy, maybe somebody will snitch on you to your wife and that will be your karma, she's over it and I shoved my big fat dick in her leaving my baby batter deep very recently, most of these girls can't keep a secret even from SA so remember that next time you think your gaining something by being a rat.[/QUOTE]Dude, same exact thing happen to me on the Chicago forum where I usually post in. I am the type of guy who loves variety and don't mind sharing information on girls that I have been with even if they are hot and great. I have noticed that the majority of guys on forums only inquire or share info on girls that are subpar in looks or pros and the hot ones are never reviewed. Well anyways I was with a girl and gave some details on my sexual encounter with her and the girl ends up texting me saying how dare I post stuff about her on internet forums. She said one of her friends who looks out for her told her. I noticed on the Chicago forum there was me and two other guys who would give reports and even they have stopped and I have also slowed down. I think this is mostly good for weeding out scammers.

I would never tell a girl of some shit I read on here for a few reasons.

1. I don't give a fuck about them.

2. They are fucking us for money.

3. I am usually one and done with these girls being I love variety.

How do I delete a post? Although everything I said in post 11347 on Escort reports is the truth, I've continued talking to the girl and trying to make amends.

[QUOTE=LevDotCom;4928583]How do I delete a post? Although everything I said in post 11347 on Escort reports is the truth, I've continued talking to the girl and trying to make amends.[/QUOTE]As long as it's TRUE it shouldn't matter. If she is upset by your post maybe she should try harder to become a better provider. Repeat business is better than a one timer. That habit can't be run off as fast as customers. Let her learn.

[QUOTE=AltereEgo;4929306]As long as it's TRUE it shouldn't matter. If she is upset by your post maybe she should try harder to become a better provider. Repeat business is better than a one timer. That habit can't be run off as fast as customers. Let her learn.[/QUOTE]#truestory.

In Tijuana you can get FS and a room for. 6 with far more attractive women then why'all ever see in Milwaukee with 260 you could probably have a 3 some all night with the hottest women why'all ever see. I'd save your dough for the real deal, if you ever decide to take a trip. But to each his own.

Anyways the 2 short BSW (both busty) and Angel the short HSW are all trouble that walk national. I've heard nothing but GPS, robbing and bad performances. Save yourself the headache and find another girl. The 2 short BSW have been around for sometime and have been routinely walking national. "Angel" has recently started walking national more routinely. A year ago or two ago she stand by the gas station scared to even look at traffic now she in an out of cars. The habit most be getting worse and when these girls resort to robbing we all know what's next.

There are 2 middle aged slender taller WSW who routinely walk national, who are. Ok.

[QUOTE=SmokinAcee;4938569]In Tijuana you can get FS and a room for. 6 with far more attractive women then why'all ever see in Milwaukee with 260 you could probably have a 3 some all night with the hottest women why'all ever see. I'd save your dough for the real deal, if you ever decide to take a trip. But to each his own.

Anyways the 2 short BSW (both busty) and Angel the short HSW are all trouble that walk national. I've heard nothing but GPS, robbing and bad performances. Save yourself the headache and find another girl. The 2 short BSW have been around for sometime and have been routinely walking national. "Angel" has recently started walking national more routinely. A year ago or two ago she stand by the gas station scared to even look at traffic now she in an out of cars. The habit most be getting worse and when these girls resort to robbing we all know what's next.

There are 2 middle aged slender taller WSW who routinely walk national, who are. Ok.[/QUOTE]My last comment on the subject: The money she stole was not being offered to her. My money was out because she asked for change. She snatched away what she could and jumped out of my vehicle. Milwaukee SWs are nothing more than a frat prank, who can find the nastiest. Or the tramp we took turns with in the locker room after a football game for shits and giggles but she's all used up on drugs and totally washed up now. I agree to stop the charity and I tell you about what she did to contribute to the team. I suggest we stay away from Angel.

Tijuana would be great. I was gathering some friends to go to Bangkok before covid. Its on my bucket list.

An interesting pair of reviews of her posted recently at the other place. Complete opposites it would seem. One of the reviewers looks familiar.

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;4939582]My last comment on the subject: The money she stole was not being offered to her. My money was out because she asked for change. She snatched away what she could and jumped out of my vehicle. Milwaukee SWs are nothing more than a frat prank, who can find the nastiest. Or the tramp we took turns with in the locker room after a football game for shits and giggles but she's all used up on drugs and totally washed up now. I agree to stop the charity and I tell you about what she did to contribute to the team. I suggest we stay away from Angel.

Tijuana would be great. I was gathering some friends to go to Bangkok before covid. Its on my bucket list.[/QUOTE]Thailand will change your life.

Unless I'm doing the SB thing, it's hard to see regular escorts now. After having a double anal 3 some with two drop dead gorgeous 22 year olds in Pattaya for the equivalent price of what some run of the mill, over worked, average ex stripper with kids is trying to sell for a CBJ and dull FS. It's hard to go back.

Plus, if you're in decent shape and younger than 50 you are on the "rare breed" side of Westerners there and will have a ton of the girls throwing themselves at you for free. Plus the country itself is really cool if you have decent money. Fuck I need to go back.

[QUOTE=BenSpend;4939816]An interesting pair of reviews of her posted recently at the other place. Complete opposites it would seem. One of the reviewers looks familiar.[/QUOTE]Last time I had seen her she had put on some pounds and was not the tiny big tit red head we all know. Still great head.

[QUOTE=Dkayz;4940937]Thailand will change your life.

Unless I'm doing the SB thing, it's hard to see regular escorts now. After having a double anal 3 some with two drop dead gorgeous 22 year olds in Pattaya for the equivalent price of what some run of the mill, over worked, average ex stripper with kids is trying to sell for a CBJ and dull FS. It's hard to go back.

Plus, if you're in decent shape and younger than 50 you are on the "rare breed" side of Westerners there and will have a ton of the girls throwing themselves at you for free. Plus the country itself is really cool if you have decent money. Fuck I need to go back.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Nothing like Thailand. The north, Chiang Mai and the south, Phuket were my favorites as well as some of the islands. South Pattaya where the locals go is better in my opinion. But you need an iron butt to endure the flight time.

[QUOTE=ZipperSquid;4941757]Yeah. Nothing like Thailand. The north, Chiang Mai and the south, Phuket were my favorites as well as some of the islands. South Pattaya where the locals go is better in my opinion. But you need an iron butt to endure the flight time.[/QUOTE]Phuket seems like a very appropriate name for the hobby.

[QUOTE=ZipperSquid;4941757]Yeah. Nothing like Thailand. The north, Chiang Mai and the south, Phuket were my favorites as well as some of the islands. South Pattaya where the locals go is better in my opinion. But you need an iron butt to endure the flight time.[/QUOTE]I just do Google Flights and find the cheapest first class tickets are and that's when my trip is. Especially when that far away. If you do it right you can get it for 2500 to 3000 range for lay down seats.

RAVE! This week I finally closed the deal with a non pro UTR that I had been working for a couple of weeks. While she was less attractive than the pics she shared I was amazed when I went down to daty. She had the biggest clit I have ever seen! She was fresh and clean but this clit when it became engorged threw me for a loop. At first it freaked me out, but once I got used to it and realized how sensitive it was the more it amazed me. I ended up spending a good deal of time down there which she appreciated greatly and could feel it rub against me when doing the deed.

I think that this is something that I want more of. Anyone have any recommendations for other local providers with big clits?

[QUOTE=GapCaulker;5037521]RAVE! This week I finally closed the deal with a non pro UTR that I had been working for a couple of weeks. While she was less attractive than the pics she shared I was amazed when I went down to daty. She had the biggest clit I have ever seen! She was fresh and clean but this clit when it became engorged threw me for a loop. At first it freaked me out, but once I got used to it and realized how sensitive it was the more it amazed me. I ended up spending a good deal of time down there which she appreciated greatly and could feel it rub against me when doing the deed.

I think that this is something that I want more of. Anyone have any recommendations for other local providers with big clits?[/QUOTE]Oh man! I used to see this black babe in Madison that had the L O and G E S T fucking clit I've ever seen! When we first got together we were taking a shower. I was standing behind her so I reached around to soap up her coochie. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED, BATMAN! That fucking thing had to be an inch and a half long, maybe longer! I don't know. I do know that so much blood ran to engorge my cock that I just about blacked out! We jumped out of the shower and I did my very best "rabid pitbull" impression on her little bean stalk. So here's the weird thing with clits, and because most of them barely stick out you can't really tell: Her clit was as rigid as a mini-dick, but as she neared orgasm, it got loose and floppy. (Goddamit, I'm all horny now thinking about her.) Her clit protruded from her lips regardless of the position she was in. She was sitting in my car in the passenger seat. I had her take her shorts down, and that fucking thing stuck out far enough that I went down on her while she sat there. She didn't even spread her legs.

So fuck me. I haven't seen her in five years, and I don't have a working number for her any more. I have met a couple of black babes here in Milwaukee that had impressive stalks, but nothing like the monster.

In her drawers.

So here's to big clitties and even bigger titties.

Loose dangling labia, and maybe, just maybe ya.

Find one just like her on a fat sweaty biker.

Okay so I'm not a fucking poet. You go write one.

Coochie (spends most of his time living in the past, but at least he's got a past to live in) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5039170]Oh man! I used to see this black babe in Madison that had the L O and G E S T fucking clit I've ever seen! When we first got together we were taking a shower. I was standing behind her so I reached around to soap up her coochie. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED, BATMAN! That fucking thing had to be an inch and a half long, maybe longer! I don't know. I do know that so much blood ran to engorge my cock that I just about blacked out! We jumped out of the shower and I did my very best "rabid pitbull" impression on her little bean stalk. So here's the weird thing with clits, and because most of them barely stick out you can't really tell: Her clit was as rigid as a mini-dick, but as she neared orgasm, it got loose and floppy. (Goddamit, I'm all horny now thinking about her.) Her clit protruded from her lips regardless of the position she was in. She was sitting in my car in the passenger seat. I had her take her shorts down, and that fucking thing stuck out far enough that I went down on her while she sat there. She didn't even spread her legs.

So fuck me. I haven't seen her in five years, and I don't have a working number for her any more. I have met a couple of black babes here in Milwaukee that had impressive stalks, but nothing like the monster.

In her drawers.

So here's to big clitties and even bigger titties.

Loose dangling labia, and maybe, just maybe ya.

Find one just like her on a fat sweaty biker.

Okay so I'm not a fucking poet. You go write one.

Coochie (spends most of his time living in the past, but at least he's got a past to live in) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]I've spent a fair amount of my life around the bodybuilding scene and have been fortunate enough to score some sexy time with a few female bodybuilders. Women who have messed with juice (Steroids) can have huge clits. Might as well call them a penoris. LOL.

GML.

[QUOTE=SoccerFan4245;4754957]Karen is still seeing men in West Allis. Problem is her phone is broken. You have to go and buzz her apartment and she let you in. 40 bucks for whatever you want. She is a 62-year-old addict desperate for cash. Quiet apartment building at 87th and national.[/QUOTE]Check DM. I'm trying to find her.

[QUOTE=Bless22;5048965]Check DM. I'm trying to find her.[/QUOTE]Reaching out too. Love the grannies.

[QUOTE=GiveMeLiberty;5040888]I've spent a fair amount of my life around the bodybuilding scene and have been fortunate enough to score some sexy time with a few female bodybuilders. Women who have messed with juice (Steroids) can have huge clits. Might as well call them a penoris. LOL.
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GML.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I've noticed that in bodybuilder porn. Especially the black girls who are really buff. I may have to get my lazy tired ass to the gym. GODDAMIT! I do love a big ol' love bump! Especially on a chocolate coochie. Do you know if buff, juiced body builders like fat and flabby old white guys?

Coochie (looks horrible in a speedo) Eater.

God bless you all!

I'm basically retired from this hobby but I still come on here to read post like these. Coochie has to be the top entertaining poster of all time on the Milwaukee board. Thanks for the years of laughter!

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5050899]Yeah, I've noticed that in bodybuilder porn. Especially the black girls who are really buff. I may have to get my lazy tired ass to the gym. GODDAMIT! I do love a big ol' love bump! Especially on a chocolate coochie. Do you know if buff, juiced body builders like fat and flabby old white guys?

Coochie (looks horrible in a speedo) Eater.

God bless you all![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5039170]Oh man! I used to see this black babe in Madison that had the L O and G E S T fucking clit I've ever seen! When we first got together we were taking a shower. I was standing behind her so I reached around to soap up her coochie. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED, BATMAN! That fucking thing had to be an inch and a half long, maybe longer! I don't know. I do know that so much blood ran to engorge my cock that I just about blacked out! We jumped out of the shower and I did my very best "rabid pitbull" impression on her little bean stalk. So here's the weird thing with clits, and because most of them barely stick out you can't really tell: Her clit was as rigid as a mini-dick, but as she neared orgasm, it got loose and floppy. (Goddamit, I'm all horny now thinking about her.) Her clit protruded from her lips regardless of the position she was in. She was sitting in my car in the passenger seat. I had her take her shorts down, and that fucking thing stuck out far enough that I went down on her while she sat there. She didn't even spread her legs.

So fuck me. I haven't seen her in five years, and I don't have a working number for her any more. I have met a couple of black babes here in Milwaukee that had impressive stalks, but nothing like the monster.

In her drawers.

So here's to big clitties and even bigger titties

Loose dangling labia, and maybe, just maybe ya.

Find one just like her on a fat sweaty biker.

Okay so I'm not a fucking poet. You go write one.

Coochie (spends most of his time living in the past, but at least he's got a past to live in) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Here's some links to big clit movies to keep you occupied for awhile. In my opinion, Denise Masino is the queen of monster clits. [URL]https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-big-clits-big-lips.1276147/page-56[/URL].

WTF I've contacted three or four different providers now that advertise Greek and PSE. I ask them about their rules and regs and they all say "no anal no BB". Well then sunshine, why the hell are you advertising it? I also call for a boycott of all girls that use Snapchat filters or post their pictures sideways. # at! Okay I'm done.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5050899]Yeah, I've noticed that in bodybuilder porn. Especially the black girls who are really buff. I may have to get my lazy tired ass to the gym. GODDAMIT! I do love a big ol' love bump! Especially on a chocolate coochie. Do you know if buff, juiced body builders like fat and flabby old white guys?

Coochie (looks horrible in a speedo) Eater.

God bless you all![/QUOTE]Coochie. I would pay to see you in a speedo!. LOL!

[QUOTE=Mmm5464;5059225]Coochie. I would pay to see you in a speedo!. LOL![/QUOTE]Better yet. A Mesh Posing Strap. Black of course, to set off the pasty white skin. If I had a gym member ship I could only pay $48 instead of the $60 I am willing to pay now for a BBBJ "with Teeth. No trailer". FYI those after workout super smoothies are very expensive.

Just a thought from one fat / flabby lazy pasty white guy to another. Yes, I glow in the dark.

It has bothered me for some time that this board prohibits our use of certain words (they rhymes with stitches and bores). I don't know whose sensibilities we're trying to protect, since we can use the words: trollops, strumpets, hustlers, cocksuckers, pile of fuck pudding, three hole golf course, cum guzzler, dick sucker, and your mother. But wh* and b* are verboten. I'm not sure about sl*t, but I think it's off the table as well.

Fear no more! Here's a new word or neologism (that's not the same jism that winds up in your lap when she refuses to swallow). It's actually a portmanteau word (thank you Lewis Carroll) that combines Sl** and **ore. Slore! So for a little bit, at least, we can use (more or less) two of our favorite words to describe the women of our dreams. Our admin may take a dim view of this and ban it at some point, but until then:

I had a black slore tweek like crazy when I picked her up yesterday. This slore was one of those that had to give directions as you were taking the action. "Turn here!" as you were turning. "Stop, stop!" as you're putting on the brakes. "What are you looking at?" as you check your right mirror to pull into the next lane. She was really pretty, had a great ass, but the tweeking got to me. I had to kick the slore out.

Coochie (too fucking literary for his own good) Eater.

God bless You All.

P.S. Look slore up in the dictionary it says: Your mother. Also, your grandmother.

Any good coochie our there!

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5065050]It has bothered me for some time that this board prohibits our use of certain words (they rhymes with stitches and bores). I don't know whose sensibilities we're trying to protect, since we can use the words: trollops, strumpets, hustlers, cocksuckers, pile of fuck pudding, three hole golf course, cum guzzler, dick sucker, and your mother. But wh* and b* are verboten. I'm not sure about sl*t, but I think it's off the table as well.

Fear no more! Here's a new word or neologism (that's not the same jism that winds up in your lap when she refuses to swallow). It's actually a portmanteau word (thank you Lewis Carroll) that combines Sl** and **ore. Slore! So for a little bit, at least, we can use (more or less) two of our favorite words to describe the women of our dreams. Our admin may take a dim view of this and ban it at some point, but until then:

I had a black slore tweek like crazy when I picked her up yesterday. This slore was one of those that had to give directions as you were taking the action. "Turn here!" as you were turning. "Stop, stop!" as you're putting on the brakes. "What are you looking at?" as you check your right mirror to pull into the next lane. She was really pretty, had a great ass, but the tweeking got to me. I had to kick the slore out..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DewAngel;5084845]If you would've asked a month earlier I would've suggested Ladyblondage but she moved out of state.

My rotation of ladies are.

1. Alizee Lynette 200 hhr.

2. Champagne 160 hhr.

3. Denver Rose 150 hhr.

4. Hazel 100 hhr.

For agency when I can afford her I go with.

Hazel 500 h.

[URL]https://pureclassymodels.com/freelance-models[/URL]

If you're willing to travel to Chicago then the only lady I see.

Chloe 350 h.

[URL]https://modelingave.escortbook.com/model-chloe-chi-47770[/URL][/QUOTE]There's people in the Chicago forum that claim Pure Classy Models is fake and the reviews are fake. You've seen Hazel and she's legit?

[QUOTE=Kmay112;5089665]There's people in the Chicago forum that claim Pure Classy Models is fake and the reviews are fake. You've seen Hazel and she's legit?[/QUOTE]Where's your contribution to this site? Have I seen Hazel? It's up to you whether you believe my reviews on here. The real question is can you afford her rate?

[QUOTE=Incredulous411;5124083]On average. 200 per visit x 5 visits per day x 10 days is 10 k. And she is literally doing absolutely nothing but opening her legs and sharing a few meaningless sentences. I have never met a single chic worth 150 to 250 per visit. You guys are so crazy.[/QUOTE]Maybe money is an issue for you stick to the 60 and 80 stink holes I'll pay for quality.

[QUOTE=LittleDaddy1;5124470]Maybe money is an issue for you stick to the 60 and 80 stink holes I'll pay for quality.[/QUOTE]I've got some gently used chewing gun I'll sell ya if that's your idea of quality.

Does anyone else get crazy PM's when they post an honest, but less than flattering review of a provider?

What's wrong, feel Inadequate?

It's occurred to me that you like to bully women behind a computer screen, because in real life, you are PATHETIC. I'm sure you'd never stand up to another man, and look at you, overcompensating for your own feelings of rejection and in Adequacy In your real day to day life. I can just imagine how grotesque you are to women. Let me guess, You probably look like a troll 😂 And judging by your posts, you can't even use drugs as an excuse. Is that why you are so hurt? Why you bully women online? Evil people like you deserve eternal damnation. I'd slap my own grandmother if it meant seeing you fall off a cliff. If that girl does not come back to Milwaukee I swear to god, your karma will fuck you. God himself will strike your ass down. You fucking IDIOT, you stupid fucking IDIOT! And if you dare tell her I messaged you again, I will hunt you down. Little did you know, she actually advised me not to PM you, because, AND HER WORDS EXACTLY, "I can't imagine what these girls put these men through sometimes, so when a client gets bitter towards us, can I even blame him? Just leave him alone, he's just blowing off steam". You fucking idiot. You evil fuck.

[QUOTE=Ranger51;5126040]Does anyone else get crazy PM's when they post an honest, but less than flattering review of a provider?

What's wrong, feel Inadequate?

It's occurred to me that you like to bully women behind a computer screen, because in real life, you are PATHETIC. I'm sure you'd never stand up to another man, and look at you, overcompensating for your own feelings of rejection and in Adequacy In your real day to day life. I can just imagine how grotesque you are to women. Let me guess, You probably look like a troll 😂 And judging by your posts, you can't even use drugs as an excuse. Is that why you are so hurt? Why you bully women online? Evil people like you deserve eternal damnation. I'd slap my own grandmother if it meant seeing you fall off a cliff. If that girl does not come back to Milwaukee I swear to god, your karma will fuck you. God himself will strike your ass down. You fucking IDIOT, you stupid fucking IDIOT! And if you dare tell her I messaged you again, I will hunt you down. Little did you know, she actually advised me not to PM you, because, AND HER WORDS EXACTLY, "I can't imagine what these girls put these men through sometimes, so when a client gets bitter towards us, can I even blame him? Just leave him alone, he's just blowing off steam". You fucking idiot. You evil fuck.[/QUOTE]LOL. Good stuff. I personally get a boner from reading all the good crybaby stuff on here. Is it the girl you reviewed that wrote this? Seems like a very female-ish style of writing. If it's a fellow monger we shouldn't give him a hard time. Maybe he's in love. Love at first boner. Love at first dick in the ass. Love at first mouthful of cum filled crackhead pussy juice. Hey it's love baby. Don't knock it. -VP.

[QUOTE=VikingPride;5126499]LOL. Good stuff. I personally get a boner from reading all the good crybaby stuff on here. Is it the girl you reviewed that wrote this? Seems like a very female-ish style of writing. If it's a fellow monger we shouldn't give him a hard time. Maybe he's in love. Love at first boner. Love at first dick in the ass. Love at first mouthful of cum filled crackhead pussy juice. Hey it's love baby. Don't knock it. -VP.[/QUOTE]I thought some guys would get a kick out of it. Came from a monger with four reports (longshlong) LOL, all about the same girl. Sent me another email that I deleted threatening to look me up with my IP address and kick my ass. It is all too funny, probably her pimp.

[QUOTE=Ranger51;5126040]Does anyone else get crazy PM's when they post an honest, but less than flattering review of a provider?

What's wrong, feel Inadequate?[/QUOTE]You are definitely mad because everyone called you out. The truth is, she's got a few scars, but nothing as bad as you claimed. You claimed, and I quote "she has large keloid scars all over her legs, arms, face, and chest. Very much exaggerated, most likely to sabotage the girl for something you aren't actually telling us. She had a couple keloid scars on her chest, yes I will admit. , but I honestly did not even notice the scars until she was very very close to me. You definitely exaggerate, you fabricated a review. That should not be allowed, but you know the girl cannot defend herself or she'll be banned, that's why you felt you could get away with it.

Now, I appreciate the info, I'm sure we all do, We always want to know what to expect, but to so over exaggerate the extent, and to then proceed to say "she looks like she was put through a wood chipper, I expect to see that type of stuff on street walkers". I mean wow. Don't you think just a mention of the scars would have sufficed? It's clear in the way you wrote that about her that it was fabrication out of some sort of vindictiveness.

If these scars are as severe and as raised (In case you don't know what a "large keloid scar" actually means), why is it that even the other guys who claim to have noticed them also say it didn't seem as bad as you claimed?

My other question is, so she has scars right? But did she gain 50 lbs since those pics? Is she a crack head? Did she stink down there? Did she treat you badly? Did she rush you at all? I mean such a lack of detail. Is there something she didn't give you that you wanted? Did you even ask her?

I'm just saying, what you said doesn't sound sincere, it sounds like you are out to get the girl for reasons unknown. Honestly, I don't even want to know. You have lost all credibility with me.