Humaniplex

[QUOTE=Ronaldoooo69;5360900]Would you mind sharing her info. Would love to see her. Hope you can share her info.[/QUOTE]Her profile is on dark mode when she is not actively posting. Don't bother with her HX account. She pretty much abandoned it.

[URL]https://privatedelights.ch/profile/LizPalafox3[/URL]

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;5353949]Whoa! Photoshop does wonders for her and the drinking and smoking is showing on her face.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v-vAFzh1t4[/URL][/QUOTE]I haven't met her but I'm interested in watching. She looks good. Thanks.

[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;5327859]I am mostly attracted to "younger" women with big boobs, flat / toned stomach, and nice round apple butts. Of course she has to have a pretty face. LOL Also, someone who can give a massage is a bonus.

This post is for when Ms. Jones was last in town. She is here again today. I was browsing through HX and came across Ms. Jones' ad and liked her boobs and thought she had a pretty face. She's older than who I would normally schedule with, but I have had some amazing experiences with 40 years old plus women so I thought I would give her a try. She has a massage menu / option for $50 hhr or $80/ hour that I liked. I figured why not, I can use a massage and the price is reasonable. Ms. Jones was no different. She has had formal massage training and is actually pretty good. She asked me prior to my arrival to her hotel if I wanted more than just a massage session and I told her just massage. She was good with that. She was late to start the session and told me she would make it up with more time. Great start for making up for being late. The room was lit with candles and had a massage table set up near the bed. It was a bit dark, but I was happy with her face and huge boobs. She's on the shorter side and has some COVID lbs, but not "fat. " She's probably in her late 40's but has a pretty face. Her ass is huge for those ass lovers out there. Ms. Jones did the massage in her bra and leggings. There were little teasing when I was on my stomach, but after the flip was when the fun began. She had the sheets on me the entire time and after the flip, but after she started kissing me when she was standing above my head and giving me a chest massage was when things got sensual. I started playing with her huge boobs and junior started pitching a tent and she started rubbing on him before pulling the sheets off. More DFK and she starts kissing down my chest and when she got to junior she asked if we can kiss it. Of course, PLEASE! After some light kissing on junior she took him deep and gave an amazing BBBJ. She asked if she should continued, YES! She gives an amazing BJ for the BJ lovers. Deep throat, great suction, licking and kissing the shaft and tip. She was also using junior to slapped her tongue and cheeks. I asked if I can return the favor and I laid her on the table. She was very responsive to DATY and was soaking wet. She then asked to switch to 69. This lady loves giving BJs. We gave each other oral for a good 10-15 minutes. After some oral fun she made a comment about wanting me inside of her. I responded and said I would love that. We did all possible positions, but her favorite was CG and doggy. What a great view of her big butt during doggy. There was never any discussions of additional donations for the fun after the massage. I went way over the time, with the session lasting almost 2 hours. I gave her a decent tip which she was not expecting and was appreciative of it. We definitely connected and had great chemistry. Ms. Jones is an attractive MILF, gives an excellent massage, a great kisser, gives an excellent BJ and loves sex. If you are into a MILF with huge tits and ass, then I would recommend her.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Ms.jones.esq.3x[/URL][/QUOTE]Great report. Thanks pal.

Any intel on her? She sent me a message about cock worship, BBBJCIM. 1 hr for $420. Pretty white girl, but her place looks messy in her pictures. I might give it a go. Here's her message:

* Cock & Body Worship Special *.

Enjoy as I give myself over to the complete worship and adoration of your cock. From the moment you arrive I will lovingly, yet firmly, maintain constant physical contact with your perfect phallus. I will stroke, massage, lick, suck, caress, deep throat, etc. , all with one single goal: Coaxing your throbbing cock to achieve repeated orgasms until your balls have been completely drained. CIM gives me full use of my mouth and tongue which I use to control and lengthen each orgasm, dragging them out longer and longer, draining the maximum amount of cum with each eruption. You will be amazed by the experience of me literally "milking" your cock. The additional time I spend on you cock allows me to personalize and transcend the traditional BBBJ. This is the essence of cock worship. This os more than GFE. I will Worship your Cock from the moment you arrive.

420/ hr.

480/90 min.

540/2 hrs.

Love,

Mickey.

[QUOTE=ArrogantBstrd;5363828]Any intel on her? She sent me a message about cock worship, BBBJCIM. 1 hr for $420. Pretty white girl, but her place looks messy in her pictures. I might give it a go. [/QUOTE]Flakey as hell. Be prepared to wait past 30 minutes, even if you get that far in booking. She is known to ghost day of meetinf if gou prebook. One example I can give drom experience: We bot agree to an Thirsday night, she ghosts, then contacts me on Friday to confirm. Bad at keeping promises, anx her flakiness was just too mich to keep teying to book with her.

[QUOTE=Dwykz619;5366364]Flakey as hell. Be prepared to wait past 30 minutes, even if you get that far in booking. She is known to ghost day of meetinf if gou prebook. One example I can give drom experience: We bot agree to an Thirsday night, she ghosts, then contacts me on Friday to confirm. Bad at keeping promises, anx her flakiness was just too mich to keep teying to book with her.[/QUOTE]Damn shame. Figured as much with the messy rooms in the background. Oh, well.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=ArrogantBstrd;5367009]Damn shame. Figured as much with the messy rooms in the background. Oh, well.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Yup like I said in another post: HOT MESS. Just chasing your tail with her. And yet we still apparently make it worth her while to keep posting on HX ugh.

If you are trying to make an appointment she will ask you if you have been vaxed, and if you say yes she won't see you until she has "done some more research". I couldn't get an explanation. Damn it, best F on HX hands down.

[QUOTE=MaxKat;5375490]If you are trying to make an appointment she will ask you if you have been vaxed, and if you say yes she won't see you until she has "done some more research". I couldn't get an explanation. Damn it, best F on HX hands down.[/QUOTE]Her default is BBFS. She must be afraid of catching an STV (sexually transmitted vaccine).

[QUOTE=SDHobbyGuy;5375506]Her default is BBFS. She must be afraid of catching an STV (sexually transmitted vaccine).[/QUOTE]Recently I've had girls ask me if I was vax and they wouldn't see anyone who wasn't Vax. Another wanted recent proof of covid test lmao. Ms. Jones is fucking great. She's on that Q shit hard but idgaf she's gorgeous and has a great body. And she sure loves her some bare Greek, atm and creampies. By far the best fuck on HX.

Any intel? [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MickeyMonreaux[/URL].

[QUOTE=Pmanhere;5377153]Any intel? [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MickeyMonreaux[/URL].[/QUOTE]You could at LEAST read down the first page before asking. LOL.

No offense meant, but seriously guys. Take 30 seconds to read down the page before you make a new post. Or better yet, use that handy-dandy search function. This ain't rocket science, and most of the time you'll get your answers a hell of a lot faster than if you post and have to wait around for a reply.

Saw Kimberly again. She's become my ATF. If you're into Asian chicks at all, she's basically perfect. Cute face, perfect body and amazingly smooth skin. Super sexy, but real demeanor. Total GFE. Makes you feel like a fucking king. Once you push her buttons she really gets into it and enjoys herself as well! Can't remember the last time I've worked up such a sweat during sex. She's so hot and good at her craft, she could easily charge nearly twice as much. I will continue to repeat.

[QUOTE=GimmeMoreHead;5375521]Recently I've had girls ask me if I was vax and they wouldn't see anyone who wasn't Vax. Another wanted recent proof of covid test lmao. Ms. Jones is fucking great. She's on that Q shit hard but idgaf she's gorgeous and has a great body. And she sure loves her some bare Greek, atm and creampies. By far the best fuck on HX.[/QUOTE]I give up, tried all day to use logic and evidence to convince her. Yes I know I'm stupid, you can't fight crazy. The crazy ones ARE the best fucks dammit.

All I can say is tell her you aren't vaxed, let her wave a magic wand over you to confirm.

[QUOTE=Wahoo2000;5377227]You could at LEAST read down the first page before asking. LOL.

No offense meant, but seriously guys. Take 30 seconds to read down the page before you make a new post. Or better yet, use that handy-dandy search function. This ain't rocket science, and most of the time you'll get your answers a hell of a lot faster than if you post and have to wait around for a reply.[/QUOTE]Point taken! I jumped the gun with my post, ran a search found exactly what you're referring to. Tried deleting my post but the system kept timing out. It's my pet peeve as well that brothers don't run a simple search. My bad again!

[QUOTE=MaxKat;5375490]If you are trying to make an appointment she will ask you if you have been vaxed, and if you say yes she won't see you until she has "done some more research". I couldn't get an explanation. Damn it, best F on HX hands down.[/QUOTE]If you guys didn't know by now, she's a hardcore Trumplican, and QAnon believer. Pics and things she put in her ads showed that when 45 was still in. Even had pics of Make America Great again gear on. It's a god damn shame how the orange man got these people believing in some crazy shit. If he called the masses to run in front of a speeding car, they'd do it. LMAO!

Anyone else notice a number of suspect ads recently on HX? They all sound TGTBT, no pics, and if you view their profile they are doing ads in other cities in various areas. Also none have any reviews.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10218[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10203[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10181[/URL]

[QUOTE=PaytoPlay;5381753]Anyone else notice a number of suspect ads recently on HX? They all sound TGTBT, no pics, and if you view their profile they are doing ads in other cities in various areas. Also none have any reviews.
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10218[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10203[/URL]
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/10181[/URL][/QUOTE]These are scam profiles. They want you to buy a google play card and send it to them as a "deposit" for an appointment.

[QUOTE=SirBishop;5381958]These are scam profiles. They want you to buy a google play card and send it to them as a "deposit" for an appointment.[/QUOTE]I figured as much, not sure if it works, but I censored each one. Hopefully a few others will as well and it won't be with their effort to continue posting.

What are her rates?

TIA.

[QUOTE=DkBruinFan74;5377521]Saw Kimberly again. She's become my ATF. If you're into Asian chicks at all, she's basically perfect. Cute face, perfect body and amazingly smooth skin. Super sexy, but real demeanor. Total GFE. Makes you feel like a fucking king. Once you push her buttons she really gets into it and enjoys herself as well! Can't remember the last time I've worked up such a sweat during sex. She's so hot and good at her craft, she could easily charge nearly twice as much. I will continue to repeat.[/QUOTE]I am jealous that you got to see her. I hope she come to OC soon. She is my ATF.

[QUOTE=DkBruinFan74;5377521]Saw Kimberly again. She's become my ATF. If you're into Asian chicks at all, she's basically perfect. Cute face, perfect body and amazingly smooth skin. Super sexy, but real demeanor. Total GFE. Makes you feel like a fucking king. Once you push her buttons she really gets into it and enjoys herself as well! Can't remember the last time I've worked up such a sweat during sex. She's so hot and good at her craft, she could easily charge nearly twice as much. I will continue to repeat.[/QUOTE]What's Kimberlys rates?

[QUOTE=GdAloha;5385416]What's Kimberlys rates?[/QUOTE]This is from my notes on her which is pre-Covid.

Rates.
300 hour.
200 half hour.
Services are GFE that include lfk, dfk, BBBJ, cot, cof, msog, daty, dato on me.
Cum in my mouth baby

No Greek, No FIA, No BBFS.

[QUOTE=SirBishop;5388605]This is from my notes on her which is pre-Covid.

Rates.
300 hour.
200 half hour.
Services are GFE that include lfk, dfk, BBBJ, cot, cof, msog, daty, dato on me.
Cum in my mouth baby

No Greek, No FIA, No BBFS.[/QUOTE]Her half hour is $240. $200 was Christmas special. Enjoy these rates now, they will probably go up.

[QUOTE=SirBishop;5388605]This is from my notes on her which is pre-Covid.

Rates.
300 hour.
200 half hour.
Services are GFE that include lfk, dfk, BBBJ, cot, cof, msog, daty, dato on me.
Cum in my mouth baby

No Greek, No FIA, No BBFS.[/QUOTE]Hard pass at those rates and limited options.

She must be difficult to get an appointment with? Texted her and asked about rates and services. She responded with. "have you been vaccinated? A fair question, I of course was honest and said yes. She then responded with. "that's unfortunate that you bought into the Biden hoax".

WTF? Certified batshit crazy lmao.

[QUOTE=TheDudeInSd;5388904]She must be difficult to get an appointment with? Texted her and asked about rates and services. She responded with. "have you been vaccinated? A fair question, I of course was honest and said yes. She then responded with. "that's unfortunate that you bought into the Biden hoax".

WTF? Certified batshit crazy lmao.[/QUOTE]OMG thank you so much for this, couldn't stop laughing ha ha ha. I want to hate fuck her on a bed filled with lots and lots of mail-in and absentee ballots while wearing a KN95 mask LOL.

Then as I am about to cum, I want to whisper in this crazy chick's ear that I voted for Bama. Twice!

[QUOTE=TheDudeInSd;5388904]She must be difficult to get an appointment with? Texted her and asked about rates and services. She responded with. "have you been vaccinated? A fair question, I of course was honest and said yes. She then responded with. "that's unfortunate that you bought into the Biden hoax".

WTF? Certified batshit crazy lmao.[/QUOTE]Yes there has been recent discussion about this. Did you see it? Now you've been blackballed. Can't argue with crazy. We can only hope that she loses enough business that has to reconsider. Even crazy has to pay the bills.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5389181]OMG thank you so much for this, couldn't stop laughing ha ha ha. I want to hate fuck her on a bed filled with lots and lots of mail-in and absentee ballots while wearing a KN95 mask LOL.

Then as I am about to cum, I want to whisper in this crazy chick's ear that I voted for Bama. Twice![/QUOTE]Yes me too haha. Really comical that these Riverside girls buy into it all.

Can't make it up.

[QUOTE=MaxKat;5389193]Yes there has been recent discussion about this. Did you see it? Now you've been blackballed. Can't argue with crazy. We can only hope that she loses enough business that has to reconsider. Even crazy has to pay the bills.[/QUOTE]Ms Jones is normal until she brings up anything political. And guaranteed she will bring up politics. She spews all that Q crap. If she weren't a great fuck and great looking I wouldn't have repeated as often as I have. Why tf would I want to talk politics with a hooker? LOL I doubt she loses any business. As good a fuck as her won't lose business until she decides to retire. Baddest hooker on HX.

[QUOTE=GimmeMoreHead;5389690]Ms Jones is normal until she brings up anything political. And guaranteed she will bring up politics. She spews all that Q crap. If she weren't a great fuck and great looking I wouldn't have repeated as often as I have. Why would I want to talk politics with a hooker? LOL I doubt she loses any business. As good a fuck as her won't lose business until she decides to retire. Baddest hooker on HX.[/QUOTE]True you just need to remember to say no if she asks if vaxed. Most people would assume yes is the correct answer LOL.

[QUOTE=Jedi69;5389181]OMG thank you so much for this, couldn't stop laughing ha ha ha. I want to hate fuck her on a bed filled with lots and lots of mail-in and absentee ballots while wearing a KN95 mask LOL.

Then as I am about to cum, I want to whisper in this crazy chick's ear that I voted for Bama. Twice![/QUOTE]That's so strange. Ms Jones is clearly an unicorn. Most providers I have been involved to. Were clearly some looney hating feminazi progressive liberals. LOL.

[QUOTE=TheDudeInSd;5388904]She must be difficult to get an appointment with? Texted her and asked about rates and services. She responded with. "have you been vaccinated? A fair question, I of course was honest and said yes. She then responded with. "that's unfortunate that you bought into the Biden hoax".

WTF? Certified batshit crazy lmao.[/QUOTE]Wow! She sounds nutty.

Damn. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. This girl had me weak. LOL.

Emma was in town. I messaged her on HX. She responded a menu and asked for my phone number. I gave her my number, then she texted me shortly after. I set up an appointment, then she gave me an address to a hotel in a very central location. Off we go!

She let me into the room. She wore a black robe with lingerie under. No hug or kiss or anything on entry. She had me shower as she waited on the bed. She doesn't really speak English. I could have used my very basic Spanish, but I'm always a little nervous when I meet a provider for the first time. Probably wasn't thinking straight. That probably would have made her a little more comfortable.

I laid on the bed. She gave an OK BBBJ. Very beautiful girl. She put the cap on, then rolled over for doggy first. I had her turn around for missionary. Neck kisses, lfk. I got to run my hands all over and feel her body. Nice nipples, man-made breasts. She has a nice leg spread in missionary. So sexy! Turned her over for doggy, then finished with CIM.

Emma is beautiful. Thick in the right places. Tiny waist and big hips. Kind of a dead fish, though. I probably won't repeat.

No promises. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. Very alluring. LOL.

Oh, and for those who care, there was no mention of donation during the meet. I gave it to her after I put my clothes back on just before I left. $200 for 30min, +40 for CIM.

Good Luck!

[QUOTE=Pierino;5390214]That's so strange. Ms Jones is clearly an unicorn. Most providers I have been involved to. Were clearly some looney hating feminazi progressive liberals. LOL.[/QUOTE]Biden hoax? That right there shows you how dumb she is. LOL.

[QUOTE=ArrogantBstrd;5395204]Damn. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. This girl had me weak. LOL.

Emma was in town. I messaged her on HX. She responded a menu and asked for my phone number. I gave her my number, then she texted me shortly after. I set up an appointment, then she gave me an address to a hotel in a very central location. Off we go!

She let me into the room. She wore a black robe with lingerie under. No hug or kiss or anything on entry. She had me shower as she waited on the bed. She doesn't really speak English. I could have used my very basic Spanish, but I'm always a little nervous when I meet a provider for the first time. Probably wasn't thinking straight. That probably would have made her a little more comfortable.

I laid on the bed. She gave an OK BBBJ. Very beautiful girl. She put the cap on, then rolled over for doggy first. I had her turn around for missionary. Neck kisses, lfk. I got to run my hands all over and feel her body. Nice nipples, man-made breasts. She has a nice leg spread in missionary. So sexy! Turned her over for doggy, then finished with CIM.

Emma is beautiful. Thick in the right places. Tiny waist and big hips. Kind of a dead fish, though. I probably won't repeat.

No promises. I'm weak for light-skinned Latinas. Very alluring. LOL.

Oh, and for those who care, there was no mention of donation during the meet. I gave it to her after I put my clothes back on just before I left. $200 for 30min, +40 for CIM.

Good Luck![/QUOTE]Is she pretty petite or taller?

[QUOTE=Spamlocke;5398165]Is she pretty petite or taller?[/QUOTE]She's probably about 5'5 - 5'7. Missed the cutoff for spinner by just a few inches in my book. I'm 5'11. I can pick her up easily. Squats and curls. LOL.

She's now asking if you're vaccinated! If you say yes then she won't see you.

Stupid.

[QUOTE=Cucara7676;5401356]She's now asking if you're vaccinated! If you say yes then she won't see you.

Stupid.[/QUOTE]Again, Qanon members have fucked up minds. Hopefully she and others get help.

[QUOTE=Cucara7676;5401356]She's now asking if you're vaccinated! If you say yes then she won't see you.

Stupid.[/QUOTE]I've never been able to get hold of her. Anyone have a contact?