Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1375821]We have it so bad here. I went to a resort area that had 6 AMPs. All I needed was one.[/QUOTE]In all seriousness, we have the same male audience as other parts of the nation. Why the skeletal amounts of talent in our area? Are the Wisconsin license and zoning laws that much more punitive than in other regions? Does the cold weather keep them away? It shouldn't, considering Wisconsin has one of the highest Hmong populations in the US. With a growing SE Asian population, one would think we'd have more hostess bars and AMP's.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl;1376066]In all seriousness, we have the same male audience as other parts of the nation. Why the skeletal amounts of talent in our area? Are the Wisconsin license and zoning laws that much more punitive than in other regions? Does the cold weather keep them away? It shouldn't, considering Wisconsin has one of the highest Hmong populations in the US. With a growing SE Asian population, one would think we'd have more hostess bars and AMP's.[/QUOTE]A well run AMP that goes all out to please customers is a far better alternative to BP girls, cheap motels, SWs, and CMTs with HE's.

Korean spas usually have the best service. I predict we will get more low end AMPs but they don't' stick around. A low end AMP is where you have an Asian grannie providing a lame massage and HE. A full service Korean AMP you riding a woman with a model body every which way for half an hour, a good massage, shower, and clean up.

LEO has not been kind to AMPs here. I think thats why we have a lot of CMTs that provide HEs. One problem with CMTs is that since they are American most of the time, its in their house, they speak English, well you get to know them. AMP girls are gone every couple of months. You forget their silly nicknames and you don't get attached. Listen, many a time have I gotten that call late at night from come CMT. Car won't start, boyfriend in jail, baby is sick, want to go to movie, can I give you a massage for half price? No AMP will ever call you.

Which resort area? I understand if you don't want to post, just stupid curiosity.

Sounds like you had a great time. I spent some time in Providence, I think you could have similar experiences there, but I always enjoy new destinations.

[QUOTE=Paul Stearn;1376717]Which resort area? I understand if you don't want to post, just stupid curiosity.[/QUOTE]Just PM me

I don't know what your home or job situation is like but if you want even more than 6 AMPs you can try Atlanta which has more than 20! I know it's not a "resort" but maybe you can sneak away on the weekends for "business". I used to live there and had the time of my life for ten years! The Koreans are model quality there too! 9's and 10's! Many of them are open 24 hours and there is nothing like waking up at 3:00 AM horny as hell and knowing exactly where to go to get exactly what you need! I miss being able to get worked up at a strip club and either getting laid there in the VIP rooms or later on in the AMP of my choice. Even the CMTs do more than HE! There was no need to go to a SW, BP or CL. Just go the nearest AMP or strip club. Atlanta is sex heaven!

How To Offer Massage Services. Check this out:

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bts/2857398919.html[/url]

Maybe I'll post something similar on CL.

Craven

Now if the guy only had the brains to use spell check his clientele would rise in quality substanially.

Bones out

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead; 1385730]How To Offer Massage Services. Check this out:

[url]http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/bts/2857398919.html[/url]

Maybe I'll post something similar on CL.

Craven[/QUOTE]You may want to let them know that you already have std's, so you are not worried about getting them! Also think about letting them know that you change the sheets once a week.

[QUOTE=Jefferino;1383443]I don't know what your home or job situation is like but if you want even more than 6 AMPs you can try Atlanta which has more than 20! I know it's not a "resort" but maybe you can sneak away on the weekends for "business". I used to live there and had the time of my life for ten years! The Koreans are model quality there too! 9's and 10's! Many of them are open 24 hours and there is nothing like waking up at 3:00 AM horny as hell and knowing exactly where to go to get exactly what you need! I miss being able to get worked up at a strip club and either getting laid there in the VIP rooms or later on in the AMP of my choice. Even the CMTs do more than HE! There was no need to go to a SW, BP or CL. Just go the nearest AMP or strip club. Atlanta is sex heaven![/QUOTE]Agreed, the Atlanta market is very ripe with AMPs and very liberal CMTs. I went to one CMT who was 42 and pregant and she still did everything. Sixteen years later I track her down through the kid she had on FB. She was 58 and still at it. Creepy creepy creepy. She looked like a worn out old hippie woman, talking mostly nonsense. After that I headed to the nearest AMP where if they were talking nonsense, I didn't understand it anyway.

Just got back from vacation. Tried different things, SWs, and a license sex therapist. I've been to sex therapists before and they all have similarities. All have been over 50, all slightly attractive, and all simply love sex. Also they are fascinated by penises and love giving a man pleasure. This one was no different. Early 50s, a white female spinner. Kind of an old hippie. She was very up front asking me if I wanted a manual or oral finish. She laid down her rules of no full service on the first visit. What really surprised me was no cash up front.

She told me her goal was to arouse me without actually touching my penis. That included massage on the butt, inner thighs, balls. Then got on top, did body to body, and I could feel her breasts and Bush going up and down my body. On the flip she oiled up little Lefty with some very warm oil. He stood on end and she performed fellatio She then turn around in the 69 position (DATY not allowed on the first session) , stood up bent over and gave me oral as she bent from the waist. This continues until I finished but no CIM. Then there was a hot towel clean up.

Another thing I noticed with these sex therapists is they are talkers. So just let them talk. The only time the shut up is when the penis is in their mouth. They all think they are hotter looking that what they are and that men worship them. Sure, they have all been cute but in public they would not get a second look. She then justified her work as some kind of service to mankind. In reality, she is lonely, she enjoys meeting guys, enjoys making a man come, get paid for it, and is needy for attention. Whatever. It was fun and a good value.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1396019]Just got back from vacation. Tried different things, SWs, and a license sex therapist. I've been to sex therapists before and they all have similarities. All have been over 50, all slightly attractive, and all simply love sex. Also they are fascinated by penises and love giving a man pleasure. This one was no different. Early 50s, a white female spinner. Kind of an old hippie. She was very up front asking me if I wanted a manual or oral finish. She laid down her rules of no full service on the first visit. What really surprised me was no cash up front.

She told me her goal was to arouse me without actually touching my penis. That included massage on the butt, inner thighs, balls. Then got on top, did body to body, and I could feel her breasts and Bush going up and down my body. On the flip she oiled up little Lefty with some very warm oil. He stood on end and she performed fellatio She then turn around in the 69 position (DATY not allowed on the first session) , stood up bent over and gave me oral as she bent from the waist. This continues until I finished but no CIM. Then there was a hot towel clean up.

Another thing I noticed with these sex therapists is they are talkers. So just let them talk. The only time the shut up is when the penis is in their mouth. They all think they are hotter looking that what they are and that men worship them. Sure, they have all been cute but in public they would not get a second look. She then justified her work as some kind of service to mankind. In reality, she is lonely, she enjoys meeting guys, enjoys making a man come, get paid for it, and is needy for attention. Whatever. It was fun and a good value.[/QUOTE]Good story. If I go to see a sex therapist do you think I can submit her bill to my health insurance company?

Craven

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead; 1396148]Good story. If I go to see a sex therapist do you think I can submit her bill to my health insurance company?

Craven[/QUOTE]Its probably not covered by if she is licensed, you can use towards a Health Savings Account or a tax deduction. Do you ever notice when you meet a new provider and she is just average looking, you can talk yourself into making her pretty in your mind? How many times do you meet a girl, you are a little disappointed at first, and then once you see that Bush and the legs spread, your hands are on her tits, when then she's ok now?

Guys, I have a couple of questions.

First. The Therapist story from Lefty. What was the damage and was it the usual as far as therapists go.

Second. There seems to be a number of massage girls on the various sites. Mindy with her 'Magical Massage' on craigslist looks delightful. Trend Setters has some really great looking girls working and Dianna with the sign up location. But I have yet to see any reviews on most of them. Has anyone done any of these and what are the reviews like?

I have limited funds and can't be throwing hundred dollar bills around like water.

I have tried to run some site inquiries but to no avail. I'm looking for a nice, well done massage with an exceptional ending if there are any such things available.

Thanks in advance for any help you guys can provide.

Bones out

[QUOTE=MrBones; 1396472]Guys, I have a couple of questions.

First. The Therapist story from Lefty. What was the damage and was it the usual as far as therapists go.

Second. There seems to be a number of massage girls on the various sites. Mindy with her 'Magical Massage' on craigslist looks delightful. Trend Setters has some really great looking girls working and Dianna with the sign up location. But I have yet to see any reviews on most of them. Has anyone done any of these and what are the reviews like?

I have limited funds and can't be throwing hundred dollar bills around like water.

I have tried to run some site inquiries but to no avail. I'm looking for a nice, well done massage with an exceptional ending if there are any such things available.

Thanks in advance for any help you guys can provide.

Bones out[/QUOTE]Since I started dabbling in this hobby 2 years ago, I'm continually amazed at the places you can find sex if you're looking for it, and lefty has been a wealth of inspiration in that regard. I'm currently doing recon on a divorce court case coming up at the end April. I'm going to look into the sex therapist thing, it sounds very intriguing. Are there some in this area that operate that way?

Mindy's magical massage has several ok reviews on other sites. I've never been to see her, so I don't know what her rates and service is like. Back when I was new, I had an appointment set up with trend setters, but didn't follow through with it because they were operating out of a hotel on National near Miller Park. Basically I chickened out because they were advertising incalls as being their location on Forest Home, but then directed me to a hotel so I was thinking it was a possible setup. I've heard they upsell like crazy, but the service is good if you pay for it.

If you want a really good massage with a phenominal ending do a search on BP for Ann's Pro massage. I've seen her numerous times with no complaints what so ever.