Massage Parlor Reports

After my BP adventure I decided to get a massage. I went to the place OLG is recommending and saw Nina. The girl he recommends was not working today. Nina gave a great massage and I was happy at the end, however if you are looking for lots of extras they are probably not available from her. She is a beautiful little almond and I had a great time so If you want a normal AMP experience PM me for details.

I wish I would have been able to remember Sooners phrase, it probably would have been helpful. I am thinking write it in my hand because unlike JTW I don't have anywhere to carry a business card once I hit the table. LOL.

[QUOTE=DragRacer;1912548]After my BP adventure I decided to get a massage. I went to the place OLG is recommending and saw Nina. The girl he recommends was not working today. Nina gave a great massage and I was happy at the end, however if you are looking for lots of extras they are probably not available from her. She is a beautiful little almond and I had a great time so If you want a normal AMP experience PM me for details.

I wish I would have been able to remember Sooners phrase, it probably would have been helpful. I am thinking write it in my hand because unlike JTW I don't have anywhere to carry a business card once I hit the table. LOL.[/QUOTE]Just balance it on the tip and she will read it as her face gets closer LOL.

[QUOTE=SoonerGuy;1909894]Ni hen piao liang.

Is Chinese for you are very beautiful. Try it and see what it gets you. LOL.

Now JTW you owe me again.[/QUOTE]Everyone needs to commit this to memory. I had the best time and it started as soon as I said this.

[QUOTE=SoonerGuy;1909894]Ni hen piao liang.

Is Chinese for you are very beautiful. Try it and see what it gets you. LOL.

Now JTW you owe me again.[/QUOTE]Wǒ xiǎng hé andǐ zuò'àI.

In Chinese it means "I want to have sex with you." Sometimes its useful in certain Spas. The ladies appreciate it when you speak in their language, or give it a try. LOL.

It 's not the easiest language to learn and I am no expert by any means. I Just like the little almonds so much I took upon myself to learn a little of their lingo.

Enjoy SG.

After all the good reviews I decided to try in out. The girl was gorgeous. She said her name was Alice (a prev post had said she was gone and would be back on the 30th) decent massage, standard flip (which is fine for first visit) . I know it's nothing new, but at least you'll know Alice is back.

[QUOTE=BaldAss;1913574]After all the good reviews I decided to try in out. The girl was gorgeous. She said her name was Alice (a prev post had said she was gone and would be back on the 30th) decent massage, standard flip (which is fine for first visit) . I know it's nothing new, but at least you'll know Alice is back.[/QUOTE]On my way. LOL.

[QUOTE=JimJohnson1976;1913204]Everyone needs to commit this to memory. I had the best time and it started as soon as I said this.[/QUOTE]Here is another one for you guys to learn.

Andǐ whyǒyou whyīgè piàoliang de pìgu.

Chinese for you have a pretty ass.

Now you know hot to say.

You are beautiful / you have a pretty ass / I want to have sex with you.

What more could a fellow need to know. LOL.

[QUOTE=KsMan;1913863]On my way. LOL.[/QUOTE]Some freindly advice if you go to JJ's East and get Alma as your massuses, I suggest not kissing her. The gentlemen that have seen her will no why I made that statemnt. LOL.

She is a excellant massuses, great attitude and provides a very wonderful and relaxed session. No complaints from this old guy.

[QUOTE=OldLocalGuy;1914300]Some freindly advice if you go to JJ's East and get Alma as your massuses, I suggest not kissing her. The gentlemen that have seen her will no why I made that statemnt. LOL.

She is a excellant massuses, great attitude and provides a very wonderful and relaxed session. No complaints from this old guy.[/QUOTE]I second that motion. Whew She can leave a man speechless.

[QUOTE=OldLocalGuy;1914300]Some freindly advice if you go to JJ's East and get Alma as your massuses, I suggest not kissing her. The gentlemen that have seen her will no why I made that statemnt. LOL.

She is a excellant massuses, great attitude and provides a very wonderful and relaxed session. No complaints from this old guy.[/QUOTE]You got that right, third time and just gets better and better, she was in an amazingly spontaneous mood today. Anyone experience alma and Alice..OMG. I think alma is game for it.

[QUOTE=KsMan;1914481]You got that right, third time and just gets better and better, she was in an amazingly spontaneous mood today. Anyone experience alma and Alice..OMG. I think alma is game for it.[/QUOTE]I have, it was out of this world.

But, its not for the faint of heart.

Use some of my Chinese speaking lessons and see what it gets you. LOL.

I call her Amen...LOL You brothers know why! Amen by brothers.

[QUOTE=TinMan1183;1915249]I call her Amen...LOL You brothers know why! Amen by brothers.[/QUOTE]Is Alma the one who walks / kneels on your back until your spine cracks?

[QUOTE=OldLocalGuy;1914300]Some freindly advice if you go to JJ's East and get Alma as your massuses, I suggest not kissing her. The gentlemen that have seen her will no why I made that statemnt. LOL.

She is a excellant massuses, great attitude and provides a very wonderful and relaxed session. No complaints from this old guy.[/QUOTE]OLG is VERY correct on Alma... Sadly she said she will be gone in 2 weeks. Love her way of prefacing the flip (although I didn't let her surprise me quite as others have mentioned).

[QUOTE=Alliterationz;1916390]Is Alma the one who walks / kneels on your back until your spine cracks?[/QUOTE]No I think that was Tina. She is out right now with a broken wrist.