Escort Reports

Paige is one ugly and nasty lady. To see her pics and read her ads, you think she would be good. I am like Happy Hour, in that she is one that will make you decide to leave the hobby. It has been a while since I have seen her, and I never plan to see her again. She wants to see all your roses upfront (I understand why now), and then she gets right to it. As long as you have a cold or cannot smell, then you will be fine. Her pussy stunk worse than any I have ever seen, to the point that even when laying beside her, the smell was stifling. Almost all the time, I want to spend more time, but this is one time that I was in and out in about 20 minutes, and was proud to have been able to leave.

Don't waste your time or your money. She worn out, and not worth .2 that a streetwalker would get.

Sounds like you should have had a gas mask. You are a better man than I Dude. As I was reading your report, it reminded me of a time many years ago. I was very young and my cousin and I were playing hooking one nice spring day. We picked up a 12 pack and a bottle of Boones Farm and headed for our favorite fishing spot. On the way, we ran into 2 young ladies that decided to join us. They were nice looking and bodies were tight. We arrived at the river and I took mine one way and my cousin took his the other. As I was preparing to get into my birthday suit, I caught a very strong odor. Of course, since we were next to the river, I naturally assumed it was the smell of the fish. As my lady was getting ready, the odor became stronger. I laid down beside her and was ready to saddle up when the odor became unbearable. My eyes were burning and at that point I realized the odor was coming from her. I can only compare it to the scent of a skunk. Little Ken wanted no part of it and went limp. The young lady seemed oblivious and could not understand what happend. I could hear my cousin punding away on his lady. When I told him what happend, he laugh and said his smelled just as bad, but it didn't stop him. To this day, when I smell dead fish, It reminds me of that day.

[QUOTE=Harley Dude 29]Paige is one ugly and nasty lady. To see her pics and read her ads, you think she would be good. I am like Happy Hour, in that she is one that will make you decide to leave the hobby. It has been a while since I have seen her, and I never plan to see her again. She wants to see all your roses upfront (I understand why now), and then she gets right to it. As long as you have a cold or cannot smell, then you will be fine. Her pussy stunk worse than any I have ever seen, to the point that even when laying beside her, the smell was stifling. Almost all the time, I want to spend more time, but this is one time that I was in and out in about 20 minutes, and was proud to have been able to leave.

Don't waste your time or your money. She worn out, and not worth. 2 that a streetwalker would get. [/QUOTE]

Hello fellow enthusiast!

I've been contemplating on whether or not to give Brooke a run for the money. Can anyone shed any light? I have read some great reviews on TER and a sucker for those petite spinners. Feel free to BB and or PM me with details.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/776869014.html[/url]

Cheers,

Week

I was out and about yesterday and decided I was in need of a nooner. I called the TCCC and was told "Come on over." When I got to the door and knocked there was no response, so I knocked a second time. Finally the door was cracked just enough to see one eye peering out and I explained that I had just called from downstairs. "you wait one minute" and the door closed.

When it reopened a few minutes later I was welcomed by Mandy. She is small, and quite cute. She took me into the bedroom and waited while I visited the bathroom and then got undressed. Once I laid down on my stomach she hopped onto my back and started to pummel me. While the thumping is not the usual massage technique, it wasn't bad. But it was way too short. In just a matter of two or three minutes she started with the butterfly touch and a minute later was saying "you turn over now."

On the flip she took off her clothes and I got a good view of a rather impressive set of knockers (which appear to be bolt-ons). She immediately started to put the cap on and got down to business. I found out right off the bat that she doesn't want to be touched anywhere below the belt, and she had more, and better moves than my sixteen year old girlfriend had years ago to ensure that my hands didn't wander. After just seconds of oral attention, which was mediocre and mechanical, she hopped on for CG. In no time at all she started with the "you come yet?" The whole thing was so forced and commercial that I just wasn't getting into it at all. Then she says "you must come now, your time almost up." I said "almost up? I've only been here about fifteen minutes!" She insisted that the time was almost up and kept slamming away. When I realized that this was not going to be a day for erotic enjoyment, but only a day for physical release, I said the hell with it and blew a load just to finish.

I realize that everyone has a different experience, and YMMV. But I found Mandy to be totally impersonal, very mechanical, and in an absolute rush to get me up, get me in, and get me out. If you are suffering from a whiteout and are in need of lowering the fluid level, then you might find that kind of service acceptable. For me, I'll wait awhile until the next set of girls arrive.

Randy

Hello Bretheren, DC/Baltimore fan here beginning to contemplate NOVA for a change. I have RTFF and not found much on VA Ladies. My gut tells me this place is not koshur but I have been wrong before. Can anyone more senior PM me for details if you have any?

Thanks everyone and happy hunting.

-Frank

Someone had asked about this provider recently, and she was in my area, so I took the plunge. Her process of getting you to the suite was a little annoying; it took a few calls to secure the hotel site.

Now, I normally don't see white providers because the rapport isn't always there, but I think now that it's more of an age thing. I'm starting to enjoy the slightly older providers.

We had a great rapport right away. She was very friendly, convo was light and easy and I felt comfortable. She says she's 24, but she struck me as early 30-something, barely teetering on MILF status. Her pics are dead on accurate, she has a nice toned figure; 34B (since her pics don't show chest), nice ass and legs. Like your semi-hot neighbor next door. She was clean and smelled good (a BIG plus with me).

Standard dreams apply here, nice slow deliberate CBJ, reverse CG, looking for fido, allowed for finger-roaming (YMMV), and she actually got into it. Nice warm squeezer.

She says she's familiar with this area, so.

Definitely worth a repeat visit.

They are an American Rub and Tug operation. Great looking ladies, but pricey. I've tried them and had fun but no extras were available if that is your preference.


[QUOTE=Frank99]Hello Bretheren, DC/Baltimore fan here beginning to contemplate NOVA for a change. I have RTFF and not found much on VA Ladies. My gut tells me this place is not koshur but I have been wrong before. Can anyone more senior PM me for details if you have any?

Thanks everyone and happy hunting.

-Frank[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the response Ortho and for those who responded by PM. My instincts were right on this escort agency. I can tug myself in the shower! LOL.



[QUOTE=Ortho313]They are an American Rub and Tug operation. Great looking ladies, but pricey. I've tried them and had fun but no extras were available if that is your preference.[/QUOTE]

What is her contact info?

JJ

[QUOTE=Utwogood]Someone had asked about this provider recently, and she was in my area, so I took the plunge. Her process of getting you to the suite was a little annoying; it took a few calls to secure the hotel site.

Now, I normally don't see white providers because the rapport isn't always there, but I think now that it's more of an age thing. I'm starting to enjoy the slightly older providers.

We had a great rapport right away. She was very friendly, convo was light and easy and I felt comfortable. She says she's 24, but she struck me as early 30-something, barely teetering on MILF status. Her pics are dead on accurate, she has a nice toned figure; 34B (since her pics don't show chest), nice ass and legs. Like your semi-hot neighbor next door. She was clean and smelled good (a BIG plus with me).

Standard dreams apply here, nice slow deliberate CBJ, reverse CG, looking for fido, allowed for finger-roaming (YMMV), and she actually got into it. Nice warm squeezer.

She says she's familiar with this area, so.

Definitely worth a repeat visit.[/QUOTE]

Called ahead to try to get Lisa based on earlier reports, but eneded up with Mandy. At first was a little reluctant but she is very attractive as compared to what was offered to me last time, (no report, sorry it was her last day and didnt want to drag the place down) After the same sorta massage. She was quite different than what was reported earlier. Took her time stroking me hard, let me enjoy her wonderful body and give her a nice massage then asked if I want her to take over. Nice unhurried cbj, to cg, I asked if 2 pops were an option when I said I was close, but she said we in no hurry for first one, so we switched to kneeling mish, and she is quite the joy to watch. Let her get back on top to ride me to the finish. Quick shower before and after and was out in about 50min. She did alot to restore my faith in this place. I guess thats why the say YMMV

Saturday matinée at Cc. One of the best sessions I've had there in quite some time. My associates Randy and Moonview are spot on...

Trusted seniors can inquire via PM.

While my SO was watching the Olympics opening ceremony on television I was drooling over the cute Chinese spinners in the sleek white outfits. I couldn't control myself any longer, so I made an appointment at the local CC in FC. Hostess was cute, session was short, but of overall excellent value in the release of the built up tensions.

I saw Kitty's advert pop up on my Craigslist radar this morning. The news was that she was in Manassas but leaving today. I gave her a call (through the MANY call system) and joined her for an early morning cup of coffee.

Her coffee was a lot darker than I expected. The photograph on craigslist clearly showed mocha. The overexposure of the snapshot hid the true dark colors of this brew. Little did Kitty know that I like my coffee strong and VERY DARK BLACK. And indeed, this is some of the best coffee I've ever had.

We got comfortable when I arrived, and she had me peruse her coffeebeans to make sure that neither of us were Starbuck's employees. She checked my swizzle stick and determined we were ready for some heavy duty coffee drinking.

She started pouring the coffee, and it made a mess all over the place. All over her front and all over her backside. We tried cleaning up the mess, but we wound up with nothing but the hot dark coffee all over ourselves. She was soaked, and I was firmly determined to get my cup of coffee. I tried sopping up the mess with a teabag I brought, which seemed to delight her briefly as she made some slurping noises, but then I had to get the mop running back and forth on her chest where most of the coffee had found its way. She begged me not spill the cream. Trust me, I had the non-dairy creamer well under control, and I sopped up all the spillage.

Kitty then redirected her attention to my swizzle stick, which now, standing in a full cup of strong black coffee, stood straight up like a flag pole. Kitty started pouring on the sugar and mixing it up and sipping and slurping. Nothing like this ever happened in a coffeeshop I've ever visited.

The stirring and the stroking and the gulping finally led to a huge finale where I was to finish off this cup.

Kitty was bent over screaming about how juicy she had gotten from serving my cup to me, and I was thanking our Good Father in Heaven for the best cup of dark coffee I've had in a long, long time.

B9




[QUOTE=Sleazebum]Well, you fellas were no help so I went ahead and TOFTT!!

This girl is VERY cautious! Hers is not a two call system - it is a MANY call system!

However; once you finally get into the room with her you have just about arrived in heaven. She is a very sweet and nice person and she is outstanding at her job too! This is a rare combination in this field.

I rate her very high in all areas and if you go see her BE NICE and you will have a truly wonderful time.

I purchased an hour of her time and we went well over. The phone rang a few times while we were busy and she completely ignored it.

If you want more detail, and I have shared information with you before, PM me for more details.

Better yet - just go see her! She is leaving the area Wednesday and heading back out west for a while but she will be back again later.

She is one of the GREAT ones! i will see her again!

JJ

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*I will be available all day/night for all your "KiNkY NeEdS"!

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OR YOU CAN VISIT MY WEBSITE: - 36DoubleDKitty.escortsite.com
(Just copy and paste this link in your web browser.)[/QUOTE]

Or Miss Morgan as she is know.

Local girl, you've seen the ads on CL. Operates mostly out of the Dulles/Sterling area.

Clean/newer hotel. The pics in the ad are her, just from a while back I think.
All natural headlights. She admitted she had put on weight due to the 'hotel life'.
Great personality and oral skills. Very willing to try just about anything, offered multiple yoga poses.

Attitude and service was above the norm. Unfortunately for me, so was the weight.
If that's more your make and model, she will do her best to please you, unrushed.

Feel free to PM any q's.

-PT

Hello fellow mongers,

I have seen that Marina ( fomerly Kristina ) of the Russian/Japanese flavor is out in Fairfax. She has a new number which isn't working for me! Sucks! I was curious to see if anyone her has seen her and if she is still working with Salma ( whom has been advertising on C.L but I don't see much on the radar about her ) or anyone else she might be doing duo's with =)

P.M.s would be appreciated since I'm usually more in the D.C. forum

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/789976307.html[/url]

Regards and Thanks,

Rusian