Hey Bluff: About the Swingers spots.
I don't know if you TOFTT yet on that or not, but I've been to the Trapeze three times back when I stayed in the A before coming to Tampa (I'll be back Monday, Praise Allah! ). All of these visits were in Dec 2006. Yes, it's too damn much to read, but I'm bored, not to mention the detail will give you a better idea of what you're getting into and the validity of the info, hopefully.
Here's where you can find pricing info on the Trap.
[url]http://www.trapezeclub.com/trapnew/atlanta/abouttheclub.htm[/url]
Here's what happened on all three visits:
1. Came out of Wax one night, not satisfied (by the way, the Trapeze is literally a stone's throw from Wax just keep gioing and it's on the left). Not that there weren't some willing to satify in Wax, but you know now Wax was, sometimes you just had nothing but the butt uglies, the look ok but might leave you with something you don't need to take home with you's, and the cute but "I don't do that in the VIP's" there. It was one of those nights.
So I let the manager at Trapeze talk me into a membership and it was actually a Friday night, it was slow so they actually let single guys in that night for $125 in addition to the membership fee. I don't know if you're talking about something else, but unless they changed the policy, Trapeze charges you both fees your first night.
Walked in, there is the club part in the front with the dance floor, had me a drink of the cheap vodka I bought at the last second from the Liquor store adjacent to Fannies and Babes, shot the shit with the Bartender, who was a cool down to earth brother trying to make a living, and he said go ahead and go back there.
So I went to the back where you have to have on nothing more than a fresh white towel (unless you have sexy pajamas or a robe, I think), which the locker room attendant gives you. (I fucking love the locker room if only for the fact that it's a co-ed. And everyone's so damn casual about it, LOL) Also on the way in and out the locker room (if memory serves correctly, they provide the lock) there is a big fishbowl of condoms, should you need them.
The back there is fucking awesome, and if you had to deal with the low budget swingers crap out here in Tampa, you'd know how good we have it in the A, even though it is right off FIB (that should answer your streetwalker question right there). First there is a bar with kind of a lounge room with flat panel TV's all in there along with sectionals and sofas. Some guy's gal was giving him the lip service as I walked by, then there are rooms on either side with beds, along with a pool table (more on that later) and then going to the back section, there is another bar and I know at least three jacuzzi along with a few places to sit and watch from a small distance.
That night I was there, there was really no single women whatsoever and I felt like one of the many dorks I saw running around to see couples do their thang while engaging in a circle jerk. Since I'm no circle jerker, I felt out of place. Behind a closed curtain in the back area, a woman signaled me entrance, only to find out through my spectacular liquor goggles (I had gotten tanked at Babes and Wax earlier) that upon closer look, "she" was in fact a "he. "
I left, kinda freaked out, letting him/her know that wasn't my thang, and I watched a few more couples getting it on in the water from a distance as the circle jerk took place around them, and I got tired of it and went home.
2. Went on a Wednesday night, there were actually a few single women there. Two BIG but sexy girls who I learned later were a stripper traveling act were there, and they got into an argument with a guy there who made some type of fat joke at them. The manager was notified and I must say it was taken care of in a very nice fashion. They separated them up, and later on the big girls just left.
I was doing the usual roaming, trying not to look like the other single dudes with their dick in their hand looking like they never felt a piece of tang before in their lives.
So I just said "fuck it" and sat down in the pool room where two couples were playing pool. One of the women in there was built with a true westside stripper body. After sitting awhile, I played a game of pool against the stout chick (by the way, I couldn't leave if I wanted to because she would occasionally let her tittie plop out from the robe she had on and would pull the robe up to show that beautiful black ass jiggling to 'distract' her opponent while shooting) who had beaten her man in a game of pool and I took the invite to play next. I saw the other lady had a clove cigarette and I politely asked her to bum one because the Orange Splashes she had were a college favorite of mine back in my brief Albany days. We had small talk over that, and then the stout chick came over and asked me for a light, as I handed her the lighter, I said, "Yes ma'am. " Then she said "See, that's why HE'LL probably get some pussy tonight. He has some manners! "
WHAT THE FUCK?
As it turns out, she wasn't part of a couple with the guy who had earlier gotten into it with one of the big girls and was constantly jocking the stout chick, she actually comes all the time by herself and this guy has been wanting to bang her for awhile now. As it turns out, she was a westside stripper at Babes!
I took her to her hotel room and actually didn't get any that night, if you don't count an amazing massage and handy finish.
I caught up with her two times later though and knocked it out the frame. Great catch. When I went to the A last in November of '07, she still works day shift at Babes.
3. Went on a Thursday, and to make a long story short, found a thick, nice brown skinned one in there by herself. She was a bit freaked out it appeared by the desperate jackasses following her around, so I made sure not to do the same, even though she looked sexy as hell with her body filling out that towel very well. So, as she made a round past the bar where I was sitting at, I made sure from looking in the mirrors behind the bar that I turned around at the perfect time to meet eyes. "Hey how you doing? " She said fine, and from there we small talked about the where you're from, what you're doing, blah, blah, blah.
She claimed was just there to check things out, I said it was my 2nd time there (hee, not 3rd! ) and I was doing pretty much the same. She asked if I wanted to go to a private room to talk, and just talk, and I said cool. She refilled her drink, I refilled mine, and off to the room we went. We talked a minute, next thing you know, she took off the towel, and some consensual licking and sucking took place. She told me to get a condom, I did, and we went to work.
Things were great except for one thing:
Those nasty ass circle jerkers I keep telling you about were looking through a crack in the door (which is designed like those chaep pantry doors with the kinda vent thingys that look like blinds). Well, one of those vent things was half missing and I put a towel up in the space. Of course, every time the towel went up, some circle jerker poked it down. It was irritating as hell, so we took it back to her place off Cascade, which is a hilarious story in itself, which I'd be happy to tell either here or in PM if you want to hear it sometime. Let's just say, this chick wasn't all the way there, but not in a dangerous way of any sort, but a silly "I want you to think I'm not a ***** even though I just f'ed and s'ed you like nobody's business after knowing you for 20 minutes" kind of way.
I'm considered a good looking guy by most or whatever, but like they said, it's hit or miss to a point, but the main thing is if you're riding solo is TO BE COOL! Don't go looking for the people doing their thing and start beating your meat all close to the action and think by some miracle, you'll be invited in. Chances are you won't. Peep game, be nice to people, introduce yourself in a confident manner but don't intrude (especially if action is about to go down), and don't underestimate the value of getting there early while the club side is still jumping, because that is probably the best bet on finding a play toy for the night. More single types of ladies are there then, from what I'm told. I didn't catch the ones I did that way, but the bottom line is treat it like a regular club, not like you're a single guy in a place where fucking is openly allowed in public!
I wanted to et back and get a membership at Dirty Ratt's because they had some deal for like 1. 5k I think covered your admission for the year, but as it turned out, it was pretty much an upscale Wax that got shut down anyway.
Oh well, might had back to the 'Peze.
Hope that helps.
