General Reports

Thank you. Merry Christmas everybody.

[QUOTE=Muddy53;1632613]Merry Christman and Happy New Year to all. Hope Life treats you well so think with the right head and keep it safe.[/QUOTE]

So whatcha get? I got a sweater, damm I really wanted a moaner or better yet a screamer,

[QUOTE=Gansett;1633050]So whatcha get? I got a sweater, damm I really wanted a moaner or better yet a screamer,[/QUOTE]If you know of a moaner, or the very rare, but oh, so wonderful, screamer, please, o, please PM me.

Either type is on my Bucket List, and I would give a case of brewsky to the monger that supplies me with the information.

Lordy, lordy, you have revived my hope that such creatures are not extinct; for I have not heard one for decades. How I savor the ear-splitting screams of one of those creatures in the throes of unbridled ecstasy.

Excuse me now. You have me all worked up mentioning that subject, and I need an Ativan to calm down. Maybe a couple of them.

Saw some lines for free providence chat lines. One ends in 2000. The others are for the Providence Donut Chat line.

I assume the one that people use is the 2000 number. Please let me know if I'm on the wrong track.

Thanks.

I have (712) had some success 432 with this 5700 Free chatline. It has RI and Boston girls and some from other states mixed in.

The discussion about Muff's box in the massage parlor section got me thinking. I really miss the ACK, ACK P-tooie of yacking up a pubic hair from my partners pussy.

I can't be the only one, can I?

[QUOTE=Gansett; 1651993]The discussion about Muff's box in the massage parlor section got me thinking. I really miss the ACK, ACK P-tooie of yacking up a pubic hair from my partners pussy.

I can't be the only one, can I?[/QUOTE]Nope. You are the only one. Now excuse me while I go floss. I think I have something between my teeth.

[QUOTE=Gansett; 1651993]The discussion about Muff's box in the massage parlor section got me thinking. I really miss the ACK, ACK P-tooie of yacking up a pubic hair from my partners pussy.

I can't be the only one, can I?[/QUOTE]Nope! I yearn for the days of old when you had that last piece of pubic hair for a snack hours later. I do miss the 'trimmed and natural' look! Maybe that is what drives me to the young Asians. Many of whom have the natural pussy.

[QUOTE=Gansett; 1651993]The discussion about Muff's box in the massage parlor section got me thinking. I really miss the ACK, ACK P-tooie of yacking up a pubic hair from my partners pussy.

I can't be the only one, can I?[/QUOTE]Gansett is correct, having grown up in the 50's, getting lost in the bushes was our big thrill. I guess "All Natural Pussy" has gone the way of the "Do Do Bird", sadly!

R. Lawrence.

Real Men still go to the Dentist for a Hair cut!

OK. After all the drama we had on the massage board (Boston) let's change things up and share a story or two. I got a pm from one of my regular contacts on the Boston area thread about a visit he had a few weeks ago. (no names please) Now she was in the middle of the session and had his dick firmly down her throat and clutching his balls when she paused for a second and said something to the effect of " Don't you remember me. I'm xxxx who was a good friend of your kid xxxx." Well it turns out not only was she a good friend of the kid and family but had spent many a day visiting, sharing meals and even staying over the house when she was younger.

So I guess I'm looking for any stories you want to share about making a date and arriving and finding out that the chick was a friend of the family (current or past) , a friend of the wife's, someone you work with, someone in town you know, a neighbor or even a customer of your business. Now I'm not looking for someone who had a consensual date with the hot neighbor but an unexpected run-in. And please share how it ended. Whether it continued, stopped with an embarrasing exit or any other such ending. In the case above it ended very suddenly not because she wantyed it to stop (she didn't care) but because it became very soft wood at the thought of the kids childhood friend.

I'm going to post this also on the Boston forum so be sure to check it out there and see what kind of embarrasing things happened up there!

SO

[QUOTE=Stressed Out; 1665894]OK. After all the drama we had on the massage board (Boston) let's change things up and share a story or two. I got a pm from one of my regular contacts on the Boston area thread about a visit he had a few weeks ago. (no names please) Now she was in the middle of the session and had his dick firmly down her throat and clutching his balls when she paused for a second and said something to the effect of " Don't you remember me. I'm xxxx who was a good friend of your kid xxxx." Well it turns out not only was she a good friend of the kid and family but had spent many a day visiting, sharing meals and even staying over the house when she was younger.

So I guess I'm looking for any stories you want to share about making a date and arriving and finding out that the chick was a friend of the family (current or past) , a friend of the wife's, someone you work with, someone in town you know, a neighbor or even a customer of your business. Now I'm not looking for someone who had a consensual date with the hot neighbor but an unexpected run-in. And please share how it ended. Whether it continued, stopped with an embarrasing exit or any other such ending. In the case above it ended very suddenly not because she wantyed it to stop (she didn't care) but because it became very soft wood at the thought of the kids childhood friend.

I'm going to post this also on the Boston forum so be sure to check it out there and see what kind of embarrasing things happened up there!

SO[/QUOTE]OK OK. Here's my fucked up story for the day. LOL and its not about a working girl.

Back when I was married 7-8 years ago my wife had a very close friend who she worked with, they would go out often and as couples we would spend time together going over to each others homes. So after about a year of us getting together for drinks and chat one evening at my house we are again sitting around watching TV, having drinks and chatting it up! I go into my kitchen to grab more drinks and in behind me comes my wife's friend. Now she was a utlra MILF in the full sense of the word. In the living room was her husband and my wife. So here I am making drinks with my wife's ultra hot friend standing there chatting to me when all of a sudden out of the blue she reaches down and starts rubbing my cock! Back when this happened I was a fully faithful guy and really wasn't dogging around with any other chicks. I was taken back a bit and moved away but she moved right in grabbed my cock through my pants and laid a very deep tongue kiss on me, then whispered in my ear that it was cool that her husband was taking care of my wife in the other room! I had NO idea they were swingers. LMAO.

Anyways, after about 2 minutes my pants were down around my ankles and she was blowing me like there was no tomorrow. I'm freaking out cause I'm thinking no way my wife would blow a fuse if she walked in on this, we have never done anything like this ever, not even a thought! 10 minutes in and I blow a huge load down her throat and she smiles and swallows the whole thing! Damn just thinking about it now makes me nuts. Just out of the blue not even thinking of something like this was "Penthouse forum like". She goes into the bathroom and I'm left to regain my composure and try and go back in to the living room where this girls husband was supposedly seducing my wife! On my way in I'm making as much noise as I can to forewarn them if in fact they were "busy". Turn the corner and they are sitting across from each other talking like they were when I left the room 15 minutes ago! They never did a thing. Hahahaha.

So here I am trying to act like nothing at all happened and this dudes wife was acting exactly the same way! Come to find out, they weren't swingers, she was a fucking daredevil and loved to take risks! I ended up sneaking over this chicks house for about 6 months when her hubby wasnt around banging the shit out of her. Until one day they moved away to the west coast. My dear Ex Wife never had a clue!

So there ya go.

Muffy

[QUOTE=MuffyTheDiver; 1668194]OK OK. Here's my fucked up story for the day. LOL and its not about a working girl.

Back when I was married 7-8 years ago my wife had a very close friend who she worked with, they would go out often and as couples we would spend time together going over to each others homes. So after about a year of us getting together for drinks and chat one evening at my house we are again sitting around watching TV, having drinks and chatting it up! I go into my kitchen to grab more drinks and in behind me comes my wife's friend. Now she was a utlra MILF in the full sense of the word. In the living room was her husband and my wife. So here I am making drinks with my wife's ultra hot friend standing there chatting to me when all of a sudden out of the blue she reaches down and starts rubbing my cock! Back when this happened I was a fully faithful guy and really wasn't dogging around with any other chicks. I was taken back a bit and moved away but she moved right in grabbed my cock through my pants and laid a very deep tongue kiss on me, then whispered in my ear that it was cool that her husband was taking care of my wife in the other room! I had NO idea they were swingers. LMAO.

Anyways, after about 2 minutes my pants were down around my ankles and she was blowing me like there was no tomorrow. I'm freaking out cause I'm thinking no way my wife would blow a fuse if she walked in on this, we have never done anything like this ever, not even a thought! 10 minutes in and I blow a huge load down her throat and she smiles and swallows the whole thing! Damn just thinking about it now makes me nuts. Just out of the blue not even thinking of something like this was "Penthouse forum like". She goes into the bathroom and I'm left to regain my composure and try and go back in to the living room where this girls husband was supposedly seducing my wife! On my way in I'm making as much noise as I can to forewarn them if in fact they were "busy". Turn the corner and they are sitting across from each other talking like they were when I left the room 15 minutes ago! They never did a thing. Hahahaha.

So here I am trying to act like nothing at all happened and this dudes wife was acting exactly the same way! Come to find out, they weren't swingers, she was a fucking daredevil and loved to take risks! I ended up sneaking over this chicks house for about 6 months when her hubby wasnt around banging the shit out of her. Until one day they moved away to the west coast. My dear Ex Wife never had a clue!

So there ya go.

Muffy[/QUOTE]I think we've all known a couple we hung with and wished we could bang the hell out of the wife. You just had our fantasy cum to life!

Not too crazy but completely true. I'm from RI but haven't lived there in years. Come home summers for work some years. Have a huge family from south county, picked up a girl a few times that looked kinda familiar but never thought anything of it, I was usually a bit buzzed and she was running it hard on the pipe. She was cool enough and ready to jump on my 2 wheels which is how I ride. So the second time I pick her up she says here name when were in the garage she was living in and as soon as she said it I remember growing up with her. She was, and is, my cousin, exactly same age as me, we literally grew up together but I hadn't seen her in 20+ years. Heard she was on the game in the city. Well I proved that but never bothered confirming it to my family. Hahaaa. She is all cleaned up on the straight and narrow these days and when I saw her at Christmas this year, she had no idea who I was, all I could do was grin thinking about my dick sliding in and out of her mouth. Hhaaa.

Another thing I can say I have learned over the years is to not trust these "ladies" in any way shape or form. They will cut and run if given the smallest chance. Especially beware of the "I will go inside and be right out, or you come in just after me" game. They are ALL strung out somehow and would rather beat a guy out of his $ then earn it.

Stay warm. I'm living the mongers dream in Ft Lauderdale for a lot of winters now. 70' and the choice of talent on the streets spoils me.

You dog you! Proud to know you my friend. I'm not sure I could have gotten a hard on knowing my SO was in the next room and could walk in at anytime.

[QUOTE=Gansett;1669631]You dog you! Proud to know you my friend. I'm not sure I could have gotten a hard on knowing my SO was in the next room and could walk in at anytime.[/QUOTE]I have lived a very dull life compared to you guys. You are all my hero's.